Best of the Worst: Plinketto #4

October 12, 2017116 Comments

I know we’ve dropped the ball lately with Best of the Worst, but now the gang is back to… drop the ball.. ON PLINKETTO!!!

What nightmares await!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

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  • Eric

    WOOT – BOTW is my favorite show, and Plinketto is my favorite of BOTW – you made my day 😛

  • FiachSidhe

    Look at Mike’s face light up when he got Little Big Foot! Like waking up and opening gifts on Holiday morning next to the Holiday log.

  • Marius

    It’s so good I clapped.

  • Ret Marut

    Check out the depth of field in the (temporary?) screening room. Renoir, Welles, et al. would be pleased–kinda.

  • Ret Marut

    Check out the depth of field in the (temporary?) screening room. Renoir, Welles, et al. would be pleased–kinda.

  • Bart Crowe

    Best of the Worst is my favorite thing you guys do.

  • Oh good, you moved your viewing area out of that closet. You are now less likely to break shit when going on a silly rampage.

  • TMC_Sherpa

    Wait… A Southpaw shirt? Nice

  • Mr_Show

    Yay!

  • MichaelKz

    So, you thought Mac & Me was the worst huh? Here’s Little Bigfoot.

  • Strelnikov

    The guy on the left at 43:33 is Jon McBride, who directed (and acted in) the 1988 shot-on-video “movie” Woodchipper Massacre, which was reviewed by Brad Jones back when he had a full head of hair. Like Feeders, that flick is hot garbage.

  • Yes.

  • George_Liquor

    Hey look, Fat Tony’s in this episode!

  • Mike Magnum

    So Little Big Foot is a worse version of Harry and the Hendersons

  • Feeders is like Things 2.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Was “Woodchipper Massacre” the inspiration for “Fargo”?

  • Chuck

    Ugh, I saw Feeders last week at the Alamo Drafthouse at a special screening with one of the directors in attendance. Worst experience of my life. Got called an asshole by an usher, because I didn’t hear him ask to see my ticket, then got called out in front of the theater for heckling the movie “please respect the film maker” screw you! I left halfway through Feeders, it ain’t no fun watching shot on video schlock unless you can make fun of shot on video schlock. You fooled me once Alamo Drafthouse, never again.

  • Chuck

    Ugh, I saw Feeders last week at the Alamo Drafthouse at a special screening with one of the directors in attendance. Worst experience of my life. Got called an asshole by an usher, because I didn’t hear him ask to see my ticket, then got called out in front of the theater for heckling the movie “please respect the film maker” screw you! I left halfway through Feeders, it ain’t no fun watching shot on video schlock unless you can make fun of shot on video schlock. You fooled me once Alamo Drafthouse, never again.

  • Buk Pravon

    Give Jack some private time with the Plinketto board already. 🙁

    The man needs some love.

  • jmt

    Dudes! That’s littering!

  • Bleurgh

    Big Foot should really be asymmetrical, otherwise he’d be named Big Feet.

  • Cakefarts

    Spoilers.

    I can’t believe Jack didn’t conk Rich in the head and run off with Feeders to masturbate with it. I was so expecting this.

  • TheRealBadHatHarry

    It’s unnecessarily cruel to OCD types not to have called out the final “time capsule.” So you know…good work.

  • Gato Incógnito

    Plinketto and New Mutants. Best Friday the 13th.

  • When, straight-to-blu-ray movie mogul and self-styled ‘casting couch stud’, Mike Stoklasa (Alec Baldwin) is found impaled on his giant Plinketto board, the finger of suspicion points at under-cover theatre security guard – Jack Packard (Andy Serkis). Hunted by the corrupt Detective Richard Evans (Rikki Lake) of the L.A. Theatre Cop Division, Packard must avoid stock footage of the robot arms on the Nissan production line and the Martian Yakuza, as he searches for the VHS security footage that will clear his name and identify the real killer.

    Starring Justin Bieber as ‘Lil’ Jay Bauman.

  • How do you masturbate with a video tape?

  • How do you masturbate with a video tape?

  • I’m pretty sure Splatter Farm is the Polonia brothers first movie.

  • The Ghost of Buckshot Jones

    Jack Spends his 9…99 a month.

  • LameSame

    You just can’t go wrong when you have the good ol’ core four lineup!

  • EJ

    How did I get my dick stuck in this VCR? Well, funny story…

  • RLMkeepitup

    those vhs holders are VERY COOL. now when an RLM video gets 1M views the counter should just blink

  • RLMkeepitup

    who will land the plane? *looks over at pc joystick* i got dis

  • RLMkeepitup

    you know, shakma and lil’ bigfoot might get along

  • Craig Rigby

    im genuinely surprised one of those clips of bigfoot jacking off wasnt replaced with rich loving star wars lol

  • Moist

    You are the worst person ever.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    Little bigfoot could have given them a hand with that…

  • DanceOfBirther

    The kid from Little Bigfoot had already been in Sleepless in Seattle and Sudden Death. Talk about a downward career spiral.

  • DanceOfBirther

    The kid from Little Bigfoot had already been in Sleepless in Seattle and Sudden Death. Talk about a downward career spiral.

  • Spoiled Ants

    When you did the JJ Abrahams lens flare transition at the end of the episode, I was kinda expecting a jump cut to the future with Space Cop digging up the tape. It definitely felt like there was something missing at the end.

  • Papa Figo

    Talk about wasted opportunities…

  • Papa Figo

    I felt the same thing watching Kill Bill, when Bride Snake Lady is fighting the 88 Asian Baddies Gang. She is killing them one by one, until Lucy Liu says “my gang is called 88 Baddies, but I actually have infinite henchmen!”. I got up and screamed “Fuck you Tarantino!” in the middle of the theater.

  • Officer Meow Meow Fuzzyface

    I need more of Rich excitedly yelling ‘FEEDERS!’ in my life.

  • LameSame

    Those BOTW tape holders would be a hundred times cooler if they had some blown-out lights painted on. The faulty stuff is iconic. Still, those holders are pretty fucking great.

  • Poopfeast420

    RLM should put this episode of BOTW on the next BOTW and try and sit through it

  • Poopfeast420

    RLM should put this episode of BOTW on the next BOTW and try and sit through it

  • Moist

    Magnited States of America indeed.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Jack is like a thin Joe DeRita, except not as funny.

  • Moist

    Jodarito? Yo quiero Taco Bell.

  • Strelnikov

    In some sick alternate reality, possibly.

  • Thanatos

    I was sorta expecting Rich to get buried in the woods.

  • Thanatos

    There’s two reel holes for a reason.

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    WTF. Plinketto??? Where’s the Nerd Crew when you need them??? The new SW trailer is here you guys! Chop chop!

  • Spoiled Ants

    But we already know what their reaction to that will be. Probably some kind of brainwashed, unapologetic excitement for the franchise juxtaposed with one of them battling with their Star Wars PTSD. The joke has been played out a long time ago.
    Sorry to be so negative but I hope if they continue NerdCrew that they switch it up a bit, and maybe have a surprise guest like Jack as JJ Abrahams or George “the Birthday Boy” Lucas.

  • Baff

    I can’t believe nobody made a joke about Little Big Pedobear.

  • EJ

    You didn’t call out enough the level of schlock involved in not throwing evil Slade Craven out the plane. All you need to show a plane depressurizing is a few big fans – it would cost like $500. And they didn’t even bother with that.

    I like the “Jack Never Gets to Drop the Plinketto Ball” subplot though.

  • EJ

    I’d love to see Max Landis guest-star on Nerd Crew. They bust on his movies a lot, but he seems like a good sport.

  • EJ

    Shakma would fuck little bigfoot up. Baboons look sorta goofy but ask anyone who grew up in the parts of Africa where they’re prevalent; they’re dangerous as hell.

  • Gerald Potterton

    50:47 You guys make movies?

  • Hieronymus Friedrich von Münch

    sounds like you were being a cunt tbh

  • Hieronymus Friedrich von Münch

    sounds like you were being a cunt tbh

  • Papa Figo

    If you are not using the plane gimmick, just say it is a warehouse. Fuck, say it is a filming set! It would be so meta, and at the same time it shows just how much you don’t give a fuck as a filmmaker.

  • Papa Figo

    Oh snap!

  • All you need is a greenscreen on the other side of that door, and you throw the guy through it and have him fall below frame – you don’t even need any more than that. In some cases with movies it’s so simple how easy it is to satisfy our imaginations and yet so many filmmakers fail completely in that regard. It reminds me of when they watched “Biohazard” – and one of them comments that all you need is to throw a little blood on the wall and have the stupid little alien swat at people to get a satisfying kill- and they couldn’t manage that, every kill was awkward and weird.

  • EJ

    You don’t even need a green screen, it’s night, right? Just have it be black. Or have a backdrop with some clouds.

  • Bob

    Did Little Bigfoot’s experience with humanity make him grow up to watch “shirtless dudes” go running around in the woods while he spanks it? Maybe all of that pent-up energy is what made him want to fight D. B. Cooper?

  • Ret Marut

    “Well, FUCK OFF!” –Rich Evans, Esq.

  • Ret Marut

    “Well, FUCK OFF!” –Rich Evans, Esq.

  • Ret Marut

    “Well, FUCK OFF!” –Rich Evans, Esq.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Little Bigfoot does seem to be really good at his Harvey Weinstein impression.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I thought that was a separate category on Rich Evans’s resume?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Something something split infinitives.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I have his Little Bigfoot costume!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Little Big Foot and Little Big Man should be a double feature!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Maybe he can apply to take Harvey Weinstein’s job?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    From The Godfather III to Turbulence 3. Wow, that’s kind of a lateral move on his part.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    You mean this one? Between Las Vegas, Orlando, Sandy Hook, and Steve Bannon, I’m trying to imagine a worse reality than this one.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    To be fair, Josh could do a fantastic cosplay of Late Era Orson Welles.

  • Strelnikov

    One sicker than this one, then.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Jack drops the ball all the time. He does it when he attempts a joke.
    **Price is Right sad trombone**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    … and hopefully a napkin.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    … and hopefully a napkin.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    With a CGI cameo of Cameron Mitchell as the Ghost of Christmas Past.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I’m just trying to wrap my brain around how that would be possible.

  • Movie Wan Kenovie

    I couldn’t agree more. I still love the Nerd Crew act but it’s getting a wee bit old…

  • EJ

    I will always love Jack for explaining that he liked Supergirl because he grew up on a farm.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    **nods head**
    Very cool. Very cool.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Luckily Ronald McDonald kept his pants on in that one scene in Mac & Me.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I agree. They need a guest host or something. Or they should discuss the Screen Junkies sex scandal. But I love the Nerd Crew. Nerd Crew is the best.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    They should have been made in brushed aluminum and distressed wood. And they should have used the Helvetica font.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “Sudden Death” sounds like his film career.
    **slide whistle**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    In America we have baboons carrying tiki torches around Confederate statues.

  • EJ

    I hope they land on Deathstalker II soon. 1987 plus Boris Vallejo cover art – I don’t see how you could go wrong.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Because Deathstalker II is fucking hideous. MST3K endured that particular shit-hurricane.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    That’s because Jack has the comedic sensibility of Zeppo Marx. He has the raw charisma of a tax form.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    That was my exact thought on Blade Runner 2049.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    JOSH [wearing some au courant hipster t-shirt]: Challenge accepted!

  • The Brosevelt

    I watched this the other night. Today, at work occasionally that masturbating dwarf would cross my transom interrupting my legal work groove. I mean, that is some seriously strange mojo and you think someone would catch it during editing the film. In fact, I do not really remember the other films…just the haunting little person clearly given the wrong acting instructions. That, and the mother big foot eating it on the rotten log.

    The female lead likely just quit because the movie was so terrible.

    That main clip shown should be used regularly and often throughout not only the series but the other shows as well. We need to give it symbolic meaning so it doesn’t die. It’s too valuable.

    Mike’s happiness level was so high that the little dwarf deserves a legacy.

  • Brian Levine

    I’m trying to figure out the significance of using the worst font possible for the closing credits. Was it some sort of 90’s direct to video tribute, or just these guys being hack frauds?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Jack is boring.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Yes.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I don’t see what this has to do with Toulouse-Lautrec?

  • EJ

    Hey, you leave Jack alone. He grew up on a farm.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    That explains his Heartland Values(TM), love for firearms, groveling patriotism, and penchant for romance with the sheep and goats. Cuz farm folk are so much more authentic than us depraved rootless cosmopolitans who live in cities.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Not sure who is worse, the Polonia brothers or the Duplass brothers?

  • EJ

    Whatever, man, Jack is funny.

  • I mean – I harbor no ill will towards Jack – but if you’re gonna rip on him you’re not even gonna bring up how he used to be a literal clown? Who went to clown school? Too easy?

  • Oof. If MST3K did it that probably means it’s boring as fuck. I like MST3K but I’ve come to realize that I absolutely loathe their choice in movies most of the time. There’s fun-bad, then there’s bad-bad, and then there’s boring-bad.

  • Brandon Lake

    no they did the 3rd one. the second one is funny

  • DeColonise

    No

  • Brian Levine

    Best when they stick to Japanese schlock monster movies.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    There were THREE of them? Well, that settles it.
    **starts dousing self in gasoline**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    MST3K’s take on The Final Sacrifice is riffing at its finest. Also, because the teen hero looks like a wimpier DJ Qualls.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Little Bigfoot is no To Catch a Yeti, starring Meat Loaf (and a very unconvincing puppet).

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Yo quiero Joe Arpaio in a meat grinder.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Except we have these guys.
    **slide whistle**

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