The Plinketto board is back! Is the Plinkett board replacing Half in the Bag? Is Half in the Bag replacing Best of the Worst? Is the comment section replacing Red Letter Media? Are tired memes replacing even more tired memes?
Filed in: Best of the Worst
I come here to have something to put on in the background this morning, and behold, this is up.
Fuck the Youtube comments, this is where the OGs are at!
You know, until you ban them for not making the comments like the Youtube ones!
A white man standing on a mentally disabled man’s medicine. What sort of political statement is Mike making here?
It’s good to have contempt for your audience.
i’m the Neo
He is making RLM great again.
Yeah, they could at least give us a shout-out. We may be a bunch of disgusting, depressed, morally-devoid wretches over here, but GOSHDARNIT we are ORIGINAL.
We’re stylistically designed to be this way. Hey-o!
“RLM: Turn us on for some background noise!™”
Review Kubo, it’s amazing
Since they started the bandcamp and soundcloud pages that is pretty much how I’ve been using them at work.
A more dignified death than Tasha Yar… Because at the very least it was at the end of the episode and was the culmination of the events that preceded it.
Is “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!!!!” replacing the “is x replacing y”-joke?
They never review animated movies for some reason.
Maybe they feel unqualified because none of them are animators?
I was hoping you would land on Dark Futures. Oh, plinketto board, why must you tease us?
It that a Nukie pillow?! xD
I was hoping at the beginning when they were talking about Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe.. I was hoping somebody was gonna do a Jessie Ventura impression and start talking about thermite, being a Nam Navy Seal and jews. Buy alas. Shame the ball didnt land on it. I was really hoping to see Abraxas: Guardian of the Universe as well. Maybe next time.
PS. Speaking of Jesse Ventura he’d make a great POTUS imo. I’d vote for him.
Review Star War you Hacks!
Yeah, the comment section isn’t all that creative, neither are your videos, but you don’t see us complaining you filthy fucking haaaaaccccckkkkssss!
Someday I’ll be too mature to laugh at Dom DeLuise accidentally getting fucked in the fat folds and producing children jokes.
But that day is not today.
Ya fackin’ amateur.
Those sons of bitches changed everything!! I don’t like change!!!
There needed to be a Tasha Yar burial scene at the end, and someone had to say “To absent friends”.
Does Rich Evans actually have diabetus?
…he was also the Gov. of Minnesota as well.
This jokes in the video come at me like a windy road with the pedal down hard, lol
So Mike and Jay are experts on Adam Sandler?
Animated movies have plots, characters, and themes, just like other movies, not that different to me
Nope, just AAAAAAAAAAAIDS!
I had so much trouble watching this…. I kept getting bored and clicking on other Tabs…. then realising I missed heaps of stuff.. and trying again.
then getting bored……………
As a big Stargate fan, I have to point out that Dom Delouise was Urgo and his son was a Director on Stargate SG1 and I *think* Atlantis. His other son also guest starred on there as the romantic interest to Samantha Carter.
I wouldn’t be so myopic to say Adam Sandler specifically, but on inexpensive comedies shot in minimal locations, or low budget horror/sci-fi, they do have practical experience in those areas.
On terms of story and character animated stuff is not that different. But RLM hasn’t shown interest in the technical aspects of animation and they do not look at or review many films aimed at younger audiences.
It’s not a big deal, they just haven’t done that in the past and probably won’t in the foreseeable future. It is their show, so it’s their call, I’ll watch them review whatever, but I gave up trying to make suggestions ages ago.
Maybe the Star Wars prequels burned em out on animated movies for kids.
HAHAHAHHAHA! Kevin Smith…. HAHAHAHA he must feel so bad… in his LA mansion making way better movies than Space Cop….
For this audience certainly.
He’s still alive because he checks and he checks it often
You must be a special kind of pathetic to be whiteknighting Kevin Smith
Animation do also have cinematic techniques such as timing, color, composition, and movement
Cgi can use standard cinematography like most live action movie
Gennedy Tratavosky uses George Miller’s Mad Max as a reference
Besides I’m sure some of these animated are more easier to watch than most blockbuster schlock
Most kids movie don’t have boring political discussions
I know a lot of you are upset that Mike and Rich seem to be paying attention only to the stupid YouTube commenters and ignoring us stupid commenters on their very own webzone. I share your feelings. But I view the YouTubers as the prodigal son of the biblical parable and we’re the elder son. When the elder son grumbles about being neglected, the father replies, “Son, thou art ever with me, and all that I have is thine.”
So we’ve got that going for us. Which is nice.
Richevans may have diabetus, but Mike is showing more symptoms of amnesia caused by chronic alcoholism. Trust me, I’m a doctor. Kind of.
Or they just hate us.
In his defense, Space Cop really is that bad of a movie.
Well fuck you too, buddy!
Most movies for adults don’t either.
I’d only vote for him if he body slammed the competition.
But how can you hate something so beautiful?
To be completely honest, I think that talking skateboard would significantly improve already pretty much perfect movie Rollergator.
And you wouldn’t even need to shoehorn it into the script; the ninja chasing down jive-talking gator in the rollerblader’s backpack is already on a skateboard!
You see? This is why I am getting paid the big bucks.
Now I gotta hunt that one down. Just the name alone would be worth it.
The creators of Space Flop complaining about a lack of creativity.
That gave me a good chuckle.
I’ve just had a billion dollar idea to rival the billion dollar idea conceived by Paul Fieg (ghost aliens):
Sony wants its own expanded universe modeled on Marvel’s money-printing movie machine. The trouble is that they keep employing hacks who are constantly screwing up, like they’re in a Chris Farley comedy, irrecoverably tarnishing much loved characters from cherished movies, and making these properties toxic as far as sequels and cross-overs are concerned.
This cannot continue indefinitely. Nobody on the board of directors at Sony wants to run the risk of being hauled up in front of Intergalactic Time Court on charges of raping anyone’s childhood, and subsequently paying out costly civil damages.
So instead of trying to re imagine what Ghostbusters would have been like if the script had been penned by Emmeline Pankhurst while on an acid trip, or rebooting Spiderman every six months why not buy the rights to characters from these shitty straight-to-the-rental-rack-videos-in-your-local-Off-Licence (liquor store to you Americans):
The lumpy alien from Mutant Species who was probably one of the nerds at the same high school as the original Predator, soup loving Repo Jake, Crazy Fat Ethel, Shakma. All brought together in the same shared universe. The movies would be cheap to make, plus everybody wants a Crazy Fat Ethel doll and a promotional pudding bucket. The merchandise would fly off the shelves and wouldn’t be marked down in Target prior to the films’ release.
I will accept the job of Chairperson of Sony Pictures Entertainment now. Kindly send the company jet to my current location.
You can find it on YouTube (or Google). Or you can find it in the permanent circulation over at the place we shouldn’t mention and can’t link to.
Rollergator truly is a masterpiece. I seen it three times already and I am still finding new depths of the story.
Rich Evans, star of Space Cop, informing people what is and isn’t funny.
I’m watching a scene from it stolen from The Professional.
No, that will only bring…them…here
Dom Delouise is shredding his coffin attempting to roll over right about now
Larry Swerdlove, the director of “Skateboard Kid”, also produced an episode of the cartoon show “Stories from My Childhood” that starred Amy Irving. Amy Irving was in “She’s Having a Baby” with Kevin Bacon.
BACON SCORE: 2
Oddly enough, “Mutant Species” was the only film that would get past Chinese censors, as their communists overlords banned ghosts, magic and hobo beards long ago.
Speaking of replacing things, is Mike going to get a new girlfriend now that Rich Evans is getting married?
“The Brefisk Club”
by only reading it when you want some easy comments to hate.
Oh my God, I just realised I watched The Skateboard Kid when I was a child in the 90s.
Implied upvote for Jay’s They Live shirt.
You probably feel how I feel when I realized I was actually “educated” about sex with “How Can I Tell If I’m Really In Love”, and “Where Do I Come From” at my budgetless school. Like RLM is creeping around stealing things from your neighborhood dumpster.
Kidney stones don’t grant you a doctorate.
Is YouTube replacing Blip?
6 of 1 and half a dozen of the other. It is all the same shit.
Does acknowledging a meme kill it, or make it stronger? I say kill, Like
when older folks take on trends or use certain words, they loose their
That comment + nickname synergy tho…
Is this replacing Re:View?
Dammit, Rick Berman, you’re ruining memes too?
Hopefully Rich Evans will replace Mike and there will be two Rich Evans
Wilford Brimley was 50~51 when he played a retiree in Cocoon… what a world.
That Dom Deluise gag goes way too long and not tbat funny, Dom gave life to the voice of Coop of the amazing show Megas XLR, show the Deluises some respect
If you can pass a kidney stone, you can pass any course.
This comment section WOULD be in the olympics of internet comment sections, though.
Someone turn them upside down so we can hear it this way.
The movie about the monster dog?! I AGREE!
The vapors in that cloud, though…
Are Dom Deluise jokes replacing an entertaining show I watch?
This wasn’t such a good episode. But I think that is down to the movies themselves not having a lot to kind of riff off of. They seemed to be more bland than anything else. I can see why there was a protracted discussion about Dom Deluise’s reproduction cycle.
I do like the Plinketto board though, great prop.
You know, hearing you bash running inside jokes, one has to wonder:
Do you mean the brilliant ones as well? Like that time when someone got stoned and talked about homing pigeons for better part of the week? Lemme tell you, that was some hysterical shit. Comedy gold. Biblical, even. I mean sure, some of them weren’t all that inclusive, but were they justified? Yea, I’d say they were justified. Like that trivia one. Sure, you could say that we were just killing time, but thanks to these brilliant jokes (or genius, even) regulars had a chance to connect with each other. It was almost like a romance. You know, sparks flying. Or maybe not a romance, maybe I am just taking it too far, but you could definitely feel some sort of a chemistry…
But without them, what do we have? Hoping that Jay’s VLOG Season 2: The Riveting will replace Pre-Rec?
I don’t get the Dom Delouise joke.
Thanks for bringing that up. As it happens, I had another attack and another surgery in June. I’ve spent so much time in hospital that I should at least get an honorary M.D.
This upvote was more of the “supportive” kind, rather than “made me laugh and would read again” kind.
My one memory of Deathstalker II is the line “Is that a sword in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?”
You guys are making me never want to say “hey-o” ever again.
You’re welcome. You may not want to go throwing it around too much anyway.
I don’t think I do, I actually just started shuffling through my memories trying to remember the few times I have. I’m sure it’s happened, but not that often. Point in case though – fewer precision strikes.
I always figured youtube was more like the parable of the sower: “Though seeing, they do not see; though hearing, they do not hear or understand.”
in the words of Jesse (Ventura): follow the money
Is ‘Re:View’ replacing ‘Quick Cuts’?
I get they’re frustrated and separating long time fans from trolls with the same quotes may be hard, but not acknowledging those long timers in a meaningful way is an interesting choice.
Haven’t watched yet, but yes, bad movies are often bad cuz they’re boring. I watched the Sidaris collection with some friends and outside of Hard Ticket and maybe Malibu Express, the rest of the movies aren’t even fun to goof on…they’re just incredibly slow paced and poorly made.
The Breivik Club?
I thought he used bombs and guns.
Now back to 9/11.
I wish my 75-year-old father and his ilk would start posting Harambe stuff to kill that fucking obnoxious nightmare of a meme.
You d-bags started the whole, ‘does this mean…?’ joke thing and now you’re surprised that 15-year-olds on you-tube are taking the irony too far (child-molestation and murder jokes aside of course)? You probably don’t even now my favorite color you ungrateful twats!
Disqus lives matter, yo.
Did I say lives? I meant “lack of lives”.
Is it white? Are you a Nazi? Is that your elf?
I counted, and there were six stunts.
Oh, pardon me Miss Librarian, do you know the exact floor and shelf number of Passing of the Great Race, Mein Kamf and Beginners Guide to Human Dissection?
You need to throw joy of cooking in there.
(I know, that’s why it’s funny…)
I usually end that sentence with the word “Delouise.”
Just like my bowel movements!
The regular commenters here force me to up my game. I like it.
Seeing the Nukie pillow made me want a Thing pillow and an Evil Dead pillow, amongst may others, but that would be a lot of fucking pillows.
Oh, damn. I thought you were through with all that.
I like the touch of giving yourself an upvote. Probably the closest thing you can get to that honorary M.D.
Oh, shit. I did upvote myself. What an asshole!
Yep, they’ve officially gone insane. You guys need a vacation.
Wilford Brimley is like the Magic Johnson of diabetes. There’s effectively no trace of it left in his system
You too could be brimming with health if you listen to his advice and take care of your diabeetus.
“Plinketto” – called it.
You guys need to set up a list somewhere where we can go to look for all-time best worst movies, instead of having to re-watch old episodes of Best of the Worst over and over again. After all, you don’t want your episodes to be overloaded with views, right?
they coudn’t care less. ‘subscribe to patreon and STFU’ is the only attitude they have towards fans.
Jimminy Cricket Prick Bastards!
From the editing, it looked like a lot of footage for this episode went to the cutting room floor, where Dom DeLuise was hungrily waiting to eat it.
*infinite regression rimshot*
So just out of curiosity due to happenstance….Are you guys fans of Jon Tron and Lordkat?
Keep laughing, but when was the last time someone called you “Mr.” in webzone comments, sir?
Plinkett reviews remember.
Have you seen the “rollergator rap” on YouTube? Because it has the ninja chase.
That is the key aspect of the movie. Sorta.
I don’t wanna spoil anything, but… you know.
This time… I’ll allow it.
the next gimmick video selector should be like the board from Press Your Luck and have Whammies on it
Abraxas is a diamond in the rough, except maybe the Jim Belushi scenes. Now, would you like me to tell you a story?
I don’t know about you but isn’t any space cramped when Dom DeLuise is around? He’s a large man.
And a new meme will begin in 3…2….3….4 423 and.
Where’d that sexy fucker go?
I was just watching porn and now I’m watching this.
The good news is that I already have my pants down.
59:44 seconds? Shit, this is going to take multiple sessions unless I set a new personal edging record.
oh no you don’t
they say 2 minutes is average, that’s 30 sessions, surely making it impressive by any womans standards
(note: made an earlier post awaiting moderation since it included the link to this)
It’s no longer updated, it’s no longer linked in the menu, they pretend it doesn’t exist, but they can’t excape it: google Red Letter Media Reviews A-Z
I also love how they took the time to make an icon for Quick Cuts, b/c it was gonna have so many videos
I hear math skills like that are also impressive.
Where the babes at?
oh gawd, RLM has been systematically outsourcing them, good thing Rich is so purdy in the mouth.
You’re just a PAWN
I want that juicy armpit fold meat
Now THIS is podracing
The Plinketto Board? More like The *bleep* Factory. I’m going to give this film episode an A+.
holy shit, we watched Repo Jack on Movie Dicks!!
Why did you have to tell Mike you already reviewed Zaat?
Just re-film a HiTB episode and see how long before Mike remembers covering this material. You’d probably get a full episode again before Rich Evans gets to break the news.
Time to even the score between Rich and Mike.
Is the end credits being replaced by skater 90’s culture? WHOOOOOOOOOA!
watching those vhs tapes can’t be good for one’s mental health. Jay was praying even the Ben Hur remake would turn things around proving Plinketto truly redefines torture
Mr. Painintheass, I only like things before they’re cool.
Why is no one talking about the fact that the puck / ball does not have an equal chance of hitting every movie because ending in the center is far more likely than the sides?
LALALALALALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU LALALALALALALALALALALA
Hoho. You got your Dicks Jack’d.
WHAT DID YOU BLEEP?! WHAT IS IT?
Did someone try to make Dan Haggerty into a blue collar action guy during the 1980s? Where the USA failed, Canada succeeded and brought forth Zap Rowsdower in The Final Sacrifice.
I would totally like to see a Re: View of ‘Ninja Scroll’
What the fuck is wrong with you Rich? Don’t you know Man is the most dangerous predator out there? have you not watched all the movies with taglines claiming this???
What the fuck, man?
i wanna say “balls”? Because they use a ball?
It turns out it’s man
Speaking of Dom DeLuise, let it be known to all that Cannonball Run 2 is infinitely better than the first one. The watched the original again and I was surprised at how slow the pacing is. The theme music is inappropriate too. Chuck Mangione’s soft trumpet playing is not what a movie about an illegal car race needs.
I agree. Tits are just not enough.
There is a Rifftrax of Rollergator.
How much would a goFund me cost for Episode 7 Plinket? I feel like $20k would easily be enough to cover it.
Rich let slip during the PreRec stream on 8/24 a new Plinkett is in the works. It’s out … tomorrow
you LIE! But is it Episode 7?
I’m afraid only those paying sweet patreon dollars know for sure, I don’t think they specifically said during the stream
it’s just a matter of STYLE
Oh, god. You did it to me again. Much like Elves , I had entirely suppressed the memory of Repo Jake . As before, I hadn’t remembered at first, but was triggered by the porn movie scene.
Apparently my fragile pyche couldn’t deal with the horror of Dan Haggerty’s post- Grizzly Adams career.
It’s been … what, thirty years or so?
Damn youse, RLM! Damn youse all to hell!!
I’ve been posting on here for a few years now, so there’s no empty, random scheme attached to what I’m about to say. Rather: it just so happens that I’m a filmmaker and actor. By virtue of that, I would appreciate it if y’all took a look at this short, short, SHORT video of mine. It is done in a way that is even “Jay-appropriate”… (?)
Anyhow: this is something I’m proud of as a director/actor and is also something up all y’all’s alley. I would not post this here all willy-nilly if I didn’t think it was the right thing to do. But I feel that it is. And for that, thank you! I love you all eternally. Y’all da best. Again: please don’t write this post off as spam, RLM. I’ve been supporting you monetarily for years. Also, you very well may enjoy the short video I’m posting.
I’ve pasted the link below.. One needs to copy-and-paste the URL provided, and then delete the open spaces included therein. You won’t be disappointed if you go through with following such protocol, though! It’s quick, easy, and it helps a fellow broke artist. Y’all know me! I’m not one to leech! Just enjoy my shit! And, to be even bolder, let’s do more stuff like this for each other in the future.
Here. Do what you want, delete the superfluous URL spaces, and enjoy:
https: //www. youtube. com/ watch ?v=xgcbq5BOATQ
Anyhow: this is something I’m proud of as a director/actor and also feel is up all y’all’s alley. I would not post this here all willy-nilly if I didn’t think it was the right thing to do. But I feel that it is. And for that, thank you! I love you all eternally. Y’all da best. Again: please don’t write this post off as spam, RLM. I’ve been supporting you monetarily for years. Also, you very well may enjoy the short video I’m posting anyway, here.
I’ve pasted the link below. One needs to copy-and-paste the URL I provided, and then delete the open spaces included therein. You won’t be disappointed if you go through with following such protocol, though! It’s quick, easy, and it helps a fellow broke artist out. Y’all know me! I’m not one to leech! Just enjoy my shit! And, to be even bolder, let’s do more stuff like this for each other in the future.
Here. Do what you want, delete the superfluous spaces, and enjoy(?):
https:// www. youtube. com/ watch? v=xgcbq5BOATQ
I deleted the spaces and didn’t see SHIT.
We talked about it last time. I even posted a spread sheet document (based on the Price is Right version) that counts all the probabilities depending on where you drop the ball.
Needless to say, RLM are great at dropping balls.
It’s a mystery. AIDS!
Is The Skateboard Kid related in any way to The Dirtbike Kid, the movie where Ralphie from A Christmas Story has a magical dirtbike that’s alive and has a consciousness? It doesn’t talk, though.
I used to see that on the Disney Channel all the time in the late ’80s/early ’90s.
That’s why new ball
Dom Delabetes lol Love this show.
Come on people, I leave this juicy hanging curveball (style being a lyric from the Cannonball Run theme by Ray Stevens) for a Stylistically Designed To Be That Way meme and nothing in 9 hrs. Such restraint is not what the RLM overlords want
probably where they got their idea (a better movie)
reminds me of when ash was possessed, cool
Useless fact : Dom Deluise died due to complications from diabetes.
This video needed less forced, fake banter.
whats the deal with the replacement joke?
When will Jessi return from her home planet?
youtube commentators on their videos aren’t as witty/intelligent as RLM commentators.
So who saw this discussion becoming a debate about various scenarios for accidental sex with Dom DeLuise? Anyone?
You mean Mike?
Never. I think some of the more hardcore fans here and on reddit scared her off when they were all dox happy.
Did you not see the Plinkett Returns trailer?
The space shuttle scene was filmed at space camp in Huntsville.
Statistically speaking, the deadliest animal on the planet is the young adult human male. Second place: bears.
The way it rolled right into the middle on the first drop, I thought at first that the whole thing had been redesigned to achieve that very result. Then other things happened.
No. I certainly feel the lesser for having watched it.
It wasn’t here. We love Jessi and miss her dearly.
Actually, I think the mosquito is the deadliest animal in the world. Followed by sharks with frickin lasers attached to their heads.
I liked the first one better, although CR2 had Frank Sinatra final movie appearance.
Mike said that re:View was not going to replace any of the RLM shows, so everyone started freaking out that re:View was going to replace everything.
Shows how well people listen.
Saw that one at the Manhole a while back.
This isn’t wrong. YouTube comments are shit.
It’s actually episode 8, like RiverDevil said, it’s gonna be out soon.
If “we”, the nerds, never heard of ’em. What do you think these old grandpas gonna say about it?
It wasn’t overexposure to bad Mel Brooks jokes?
The good was great but the bad could certainly kill.
To be fair (credit to whoever noted this months ago), they said the same about HITB not replacing Plinkett, and, well…
no post it now here
Apparently links are kind of a no-no. RLM links are probably fine, but I still won’t post it out of spite. It’s not particularly hard to find.
I think people don’t understand that the Plinkett reviews don’t happen frequently because Mike has to write the screenplay and the ANALsys. The Plinkett ideas and jokes don’t come overnight.
ok little do-gooder. You mean that BS from march?
Oy, thanks man. I really, really appreciate it– I’m kind of cringing a bit. It was a super-drunk post. Rather relieved it was removed. But thank you!
They should get Lora Story aka Cop Hooker as a new lady regular on the show.
When will RLM review Sausage Party?
The 80s/90s produced some of the shittiest movies ever, but also so many of the classics that are being remade today (because creativity is dead).
Sounds pretty radical, brah.
Thank you guys for calling out the annoying commenters. That was really starting to suck.
They can’t undo the comments, but they can diminish the effects of it
You must be stylistically designed to be a fag.
I was actually was hoping it would land on “Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe”. Rifftrax had already did it. But i would have loved to see there reaction to it. I mean the movie had Magic Hand that gets a teenage girl pregnant. Who gives immediately the next second gives birth to a mute boy. A villain who has a deep Austrian accent. And Jesse Ventura acting like a stupid Alien. It would have been right up there ally.
I was actually was hoping it would land on “Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe”. Rifftrax had already did it. But i would have loved to see there reaction to it. I mean the movie had Magic Hand that gets a teenage girl pregnant. Who gives immediately the next second gives birth to a mute boy. The boy is supposedly has the anti life equation in his head. Which isn’t explained at all. Anyways it has a villain who has a deep Austrian accent. And Jesse Ventura acting like a stupid Alien. Who gets it on with the mom. It would have been right up there ally. I think Ventura gave a better performance as Captain Freedom.
When are they gonna mention [rlm url redacted] comments? senpai notice me!!
True but we got the link on the ban not youtube.
Indeed, it is.
Even though they hate us in the comment zone more they acknowledge hatred for YouTube commenters more. They’re playing hard to get.
It’s funny to me how Mike tries to be the Alpha all the time
Dom Delouise births twins from his fat folds. They are named Jack and Jill. Thus the Sanders Cinematic Universe is born in yeasty glory.
Though insulting, they do not wound; though typing, they do not spell; though, though, though…well.
Didn’t they do Abraxas during a stream-a-thon? I remember Jesse Ventura being in about an hour and a half of pure nonsense.
they care enough to moderate. kinda like that girlfriend that only tells you what you do wrong.
great now the colonel’s tasty chicken batter is involved
Oh that Susan.
Ha! For the want of an “L”.
Everybody knows that if you have a meticulously balanced, brake-less wooden death-machine, the best course of action is to put mechanical parts on it.
Or punch it in half.
They happened frequently enough from 2007-2010…
Plus Josh hit a corner shot in the first episode.
They reviewed both Avengers films…
It’s gotten worse over the years, as he fears any slip in power may lead one of them to revealing where Jessi’s body is hidden.
I tell you how it is, the YouTube comments section is RLM’s wife, but these comments here, they are their own imprisoned daughter in the basement.
Aaah, RedLetterMedia and their famous contempt for the bourgeoisie.
isn’t that the guy who got cucked by Zoe Quinn when she went out for five guys?
Yeah, guest! Why would you even say something like that?
It’s already in the works. It’s just that Mike has to balance it with all the other RLM projects and his crippling alcoholism.
Humor is about juxtaposition. Jack already explained this thoroughly.
Those were the good years.
That’s what all the cool kids did in the 90’s.
Random facts:Denise Crosby has a lesbian “assistant” that is with her at conventions. She always looks angry.
Prior filmed in Alabama (Mobile) and I assume he went to Huntsville for the exterior with the rocket.
I watched it with a few friends the other day online somewhere that would get redacted here. I admired its competent production values, awkward dialog, and spurts of pure silliness (the scene in the strip club, the rookie cop with the machine gun in his pants, and any scene with Abraxas and Mom, to start).
Edit: Also, the Terminator parallels are wonderful.
Deathstalker II was on the board. They should save it for another sequels episode. I nominate Extro II and Prehysteria 2.
There’s a sewuel to EXTRO?
They have a couple of copies visible on the shelf in some episodes, making the frame dense.
It wasn’t her, it never was, it was her assistant.
They keep teasing with the copy of “the day the clown cried”.
I want them to re:view that one.
I missed that unfortunately, but I can only say that the place is aptly named The Manhole. That won’t get me banned, right?
I saw Abraxas on the M**h***e
Who knows anymore. Makes one skittish about what to post.
Is this thing still a thing?
Your shitty comments? I guess so.
Actually, one of the makeup guys for one of the films was answering questions in the youtube comment section for this video.
YOU JUST GOT FACED BITCH
She was replaced by somebody funny
Like you could do better, you momo.
You’re critiquing a show that makes fun of shitty movies. What are you doing with your life?
So is self awareness replacing the comedy in Best of the Worst?
forced banter is.
Why would I want to do better fake banter?
Oh, noez, I just got flamed on the interwebs. How unprecedented.
I commented this as worked at my dad’s bathroom fixture as a graphic artist clipping out sinks after my failed movie career
Ex Machina is still a good moopie when rewatching it — the ending is still a little rushed though. That’s its one flaw. Like the bullet holes in Pulp fiction.
Red Letter Media.
I was disappointed that Mike did not slyly tuck the unwrapped star trek figure into his mouth, with a gratified air of coy satisfaction. That has been a funny recurring bit.
Jimminy Cricket Prick Bastard would make an awesome band name.
It is possible to get too meta and I think RLM has been getting to close to that, that they themselves are becoming dull to watch.
Rich? Jay? Mike? Wizard? Periodic Guest Star(s)?
It took me until the second viewing to recognizer her, but the woman in The Skateboard Kid is Bess Armstrong of Jaws 3(D) fame.
come back when you know which movie is.. the best of the wooorrsst
I always thought it was more like: “Shit floats.” The parable of the flusher.
Does Rich really have diabetes ? That would really make me sad if he does. I am an expert on how to treat and cure diabetes, but the medical/pharmaceutical industrial complex wants me dead because of the things I want to do as a career. Ginger and Turmeric. No sugar. Lower the carbs. LOWER the carbs.
The best thing is to do is protein and fats in the morning and save your carb intake for later in the day / evening. A good 20 minute walk per day really does it. I cant emphasize your turmeric intake enough you can pour a tbs of powder in your coffee daily and it will alleviate your pains
I also highly recommend Organic Cacao Powder.. you can drink this in lieu of coffee and still get the same amount of caffeine, except it repairs the shit out of your liver and makes you feel less depressed
another therapy would be aloe vera juice for diruetic issues. it also heals your skin and does a bunch of other stuff that heals you that scientists who are paid by pharmaceutical companies dont want you to know
drink it….. 1/4 cup daily.. if you drink more than that you will get sick and die
Take a unit of ashwagandha before bedtime and you will feel good in the morning
i’ve been coupling it with brahmi – gotu kola .. . so basically im taking a pill of ashwagandha and gotu kola daily.. BEFORE BED.. you wake up feeling really good (sometimes)
it helps repair your nervous system and kick start your metabolistic fuction.. boosts your immune system, shit like that
You dont WANT him to get better! You STEPPED on his PILLS!!
You can use a Ginger compress for when your limbs start falling off. It will probably be your lower left leg if you are right handed. At which point you will have to hop to the keyboard/ mouse to remove these comments of mine.
Only because he checks his blood sugar, and checks it often.
Don’t worry, there’s porn in this too.
There’s a reason Rich put the Choice in the middle….
Actually, I think they do have the power to undo the comments.
alcohol diminishes the effects of them.. we would do better with them had we not drank
alcohol destroys all life and everything you hold dear
You might need some cream for……instant relief
if you stick to a strict regimen with these herbs you will get better
Eat whatever you want whenever you want? Got it.
Gotta make ‘fetch’ happen.
Not quite what I meant–I was thinking something like Best of the Best of the Worst, the ones that really stood out as being worth checking out–but at least that’s something.
Dude, Rich had diabeetus because he eats twinkies all day long. Also, no one but weirdos read this comments section.
“Also, no one but weirdos read this comments section…”
I don’t really see how the 90s had a distinctive style. The 50s did, the 60s and 70s did, the 80s did but the 90s was what, flannel? And that was mostly Seattle.
Jaws: The Revenge. Hands down.
kind of brightly colored, larger fitting clothes, dudes with longer hair sometimes bleached, girls parted hair in middle, sneakers with lights, yo yos, I digress
They shot those scenes at Space Camp!!! Huntsville!
T-shirts over long sleeved shirts.
Overalls and overall shorts.
No Fear Tees.
Big Johnson shirts.
Puka shell necklaces.
Sundresses with t-shirts underneath.
Maxi skirts and dresses.
Multiple gold chains, and if you couldn’t afford that, a tiny gold chain.
Looney Toons shirts.
Looney Toons, tribal, and Chinese symbol tattoos.
Toe rings. Mood rings!
Smiley face backpacks.
Butterfly claw clips.
Wallets attached to chains.
Ying/Yang, peace symbol, and alien jewelry.
Don’t forget about all the shoe trends that never came back for whatever reason!
Airwalk, Birkenstocks, K Swiss, Addidas slide sandals (with white socks), platform sandals, platforms sneakers, Skechers, jelly high heels, Heelies, Sun Blossoms, Skechers, clogs, loafers with block heels, and Doc Marten Mary Janes.
don’t forget the wide legged jeans.
Are you every clickbait health article come to life?
Na, you think I got faced, but I really don’t feel like I was. Telling someone they got faced is not the same as facing them. How old are you?
Super long, and/or fat shoelaces.
Pinned cuffed jeans.
Pogs (Milk Caps).
Don’t forget Furbies, troll dolls, hacky sacks, and koosh balls!
Not to mention collecting comic books you have no intention of reading as an “investment”.
With hologram covers to boot! Our high school did a hologram cover for our year book, and it looked so bad.
Being totally wrong and stupid = getting FACED BRAH
RIP Gene Wilder. 🙁
I liked this video, keep up the good work, Jake and Rick!
I don’t know what was more ironical. The talk about fashion follies or the fact that you kept saying “radical” instead of “rad”.
While your hack fraud ratio stayed pretty much the same, your cool ratio is now around freshly baked bums.
Interestingly, you can still see Heelys in skate parks. They stopped being a “regular” shoes and became more of a sport apparel. There are even Heelys Freestyle Skating competitions.
I always wanted a Furby. 🙁
Fat shoelaces are still a thing on skate apparel.
Be glad you never had one. I had a cute little one with a santa hat on. Eventually one of the times its batteries had died I decided to just leave it silent on my dresser as a decorative prop… until one night I awoke to the most horrible sound. The thing came back on – for some reason – I guess it found another surge of battery juice. But it was only just enough to make it open its eyes halfway, hang its jaw open and just endlessly go “EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” like it was stuck in the middle of a vowel. I ripped the things batteries out and banished it to the closet under the stairs. But sometimes at night if you listen real closely… you can hear it stirring. Actually that might just be the rats in my wall. But that’s my story. Don’t get a furby. They’re demons.
90’s style is informal. A guy tying his flannel shirt to his waist , while sporting some Jack Daniels, NOFX T-shirt. And bowl haircut.
Heelys weren’t a 90s thing anyway. Those didn’t come out until after 2000.
Oh, another good one. The Tamagotchi keychain pets. Those were huge.
Hipsters will only know him by memes. Sadly.
The 90’s was many things to many people.
Mine was Leather jackets dirty jeans no shirt when possible and big heavy steel toe boots, long hair was intermittent.
Lots of grunge, Skinny Puppy and Tribe called quest.
He is my favorite celebrity. R.I.P.
When I was 3 I made my mom take me to Young Frankenstein like 3 times.
Gene Wilder is one of my first memories.
We lost a great one. 🙁
You just made up those names, admit it!!
Nah, Jeffrey Hunter is the Pete Best of Star Trek.
Denise Crosby is the John Rutsey of Star Trek, to use an even nerdier analogy.
I think you’re replying to the wrong person, but to answer your question: yes.
I see. So whoever denied it wasn’t supplied [the facing]?
They’re saving it for their finale episode, which will conclude with them all fulfilling their mutual suicide pact.
No. You are wrong. I’m telling you, you suck at insults. You grew up with two dads who didn’t like fighting. That’s not your fault.
K. My fault is reading that weak ass comeback.
+ he was born in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
Dude, you use words like Brah, and faced for Christ’s sake. You couldn’t be a bigger millenial douche. How old are you, son? Do you wear skinny jeans? Lol.
Now That I’m looking at it, what are we arguing about again? I said that I agreed with RLM’s attitude toward annoying commenters, and you mentioned a make-up artist in the youtube comments section somehow invalidating my comment? What does your comment have to do with my comment? What does one have to do with another?
Yoyos are fucking awesome tho!
Like all great things.
And such wonderful beverages like Surge and Zima.
This is exciting. Tell me more!
So I just finished the first season of Mr. Robot. Can we just cancel the Emmys now? I think we know who won. Seriously, that show is too good for USA Network.
Buying Heelies for your child should automatically flag you to Child Protective Services. You’re just an unfit parent.
HEY! What does a makeup guy in a comments section have to do with annoying commenters?
Quick question. In the TNG episode “Pen Pals”, Data makes contact with a young girl whose planet is being destroyed by volcanic forces. A debate ensues on the enterprise about whether they should let all the people on the planet die (genocide) or whether they should spend five minutes to correct the problem from orbit – they don’t even need to go down to the planet. Saving the planet would violate the Prime Directive.
After debating the issue, Picard tells Data to stop all communication with the alien girl and let her entire civilization die. However, when Data makes contact with the girl for the last time, he hears the girl pleading with data to save her and her family. He is moved with pity and decides to save the entire planet. Lucky shit!
So, my question is, isn’t the whole debate in the episode absolutely crazy? Even Jim Jones and Ted Bundy would not hesitate to save the planet. But these people are ready to let an entire planet die rather than violate their “non-interference principle”. Isn’t this muslim terrorist/crazy cult reasoning? Remember how bad we felt when Vulcan was obliterated?
That’s the episode that reveals how fucking stupid the prime directive really is.
The thought has crossed my mind to. I do think it makes the Federation seem a little cold. But I also think we make these decisions every day. Take one example the refugee crisis. Some people that I have talked to just make me loose hope in humanity all together. I think we have these attitudes when in comes to many things, the food industry, Chinese Apple sweatshops and we have lived through the Iraq/Afganistan wars for the past 15 years where we actually did intervene. It’s looking grimmer every passing week with the Syrian and Ukraine crisis. Both have an aspect of promoting democracy.
It’s really difficult for me to like what the Federation does but I can understand the policy. It is of course mixed with a little bit of utopianism where the humans have evolved and matured but that’s the Roddenberry vision that makes it Star Trek.
I always imagine that the Federation would suffer if they would bring in undeveloped planets but…. I dunno. I have no answers. On Naboo I just stuff my face with food and don’t care.
Who do you think will be the first to die? I was so surprised it was John Belushi.
Mad Hatter hats
Lolipops and Neon glow sticks
Other raver shit
Even BIGGER Pants
GIANT PANTS belted along the Scrotal Equator.
Boxer shorts billowling up from the Scrotal Equator
PANTS SO HUGE they generate their own gravitational fields.
I don’t think that was the only episode that happen in. I remember when Worfs Step Brother wanted to save these people on dying planet. But Picard wouldn’t let him. So he secretly beamed the people onto the Holodeck. I think Roddenbarry came up with the Prime Directive of some commentary about how America should keep out the worlds problems. I mean the Vietnam War was going on at the time. Its funny that in every episode like that. They always reluctantly do the right thing.
That intro. That description.
… Are Rich and Mike replacing the comment section on their own videos?
Just prepare for a slight dip in quality in S2.
That USA Network made me laugh. A lot of people (including reviewers) absolutely missed first episodes because it was “a hacker show with Christian Slater on USA Network”.
since the comment section is replacing RLM and Florida has a tropical depression, probably yours truly!
I was always under the impression though that the prime directive was created under a more general concept of simple non-interference. They weren’t specifically thinking “what if we encounter some primitive species and a volcano is about to extinct them”, they were probably thinking more like “do we get involved in civil wars or moral decisions on alien planets”, and things like extinction events just happen to fall under that category. The thought-process there I think is almost similar to a time travel one – like do we have the right to stop an extinction event when our planet had to go through several to get to where it is now? What if another sentient species pops up sometime later after the first one vanishes, or the remaining inhabitants pass on the strongest genes, eventually resulting in a synergetic utopia. It is in a sense an arbitrary rule, but one that maybe prevents many political complications.
FINALLY. Another 90s Hip Hop head in this webzone who also liked things like Skinny Puppy. Hello! And high five! I don’t feel alone anymore! Carry on.
Not sure he HAS to try. It’s plainly obvious that he IS the alpha among all of them. The rest of them are Ceta at best :S
Third place: Old chimpanzees, especially ones incarcerated in zoos/Hollywood back lots. Those fuckers just love to rip off people’s face and/or testicles. I know from first hand experience.
I KNEW that there was a reason as to why i hate Rich even more than Jack and Wizard. Guys an asshole.
NEVER apologise for your desire for more pillows man. It’s YOUR body and NO ONE ELSE’S DAMN BUSINESS
A great example of trying to do the right thing backfiring is in a deep space 9 episode, when the crew of the defiant try helping out a planet that is stuck in a time warp, and inadvertently get caught in it . They find out some of the inhabitants are there living descendants, because they somehow became stranded right when the time warp hit. By the end of the episode they are left with two choices if they leave the planet there descendants cease to exist, but if they stay, everything stays as is. Didn’t explain it to well sorry but was a pretty brutal take on the prime directive.
He never put a foot wrong in his career, but Wonka specifically is one of the greatest acting performances of all time. It’s a role that demanded so much range and you needed to both love, fear, admire and distrust the character at the same time. He also has to play everything from youthful wonder to furious anger. without it seeming out of character. An almost impossible task for most actors and yet Wilder nails it in every scene.
The closer you are to a time period the harder it is to see it’s trends objectively, but even know there are things people will remember as being synonymous with the 2010’s.
Totally didn’t even come to mind, but that’s a perfect literalization of my analogy which actually involved the prime directive. The moral debate only becomes more complicated when time travel is actually involved.
Don’t Breath seemed like HitB fodder if I ever saw any. Kinda surprised they didn’t do that one.
And we all know time travel is hardly ever an issue in Star Trek.
History branched off into at least 200 new timelines since we last talked about this.
The problem with the Prime Directive in those situations is that it assumes there’s a “grand plan” in the universe. Which is borderline a religious view.
That explains why my house got foreclosed on.
Nah, you can point to some rap videos or whatever but we talked about this at my mom’s birthday party the other day and she and a lot of others her age agree’d, there’s nothing distinctive about 1990’s – forward fashion. Which isn’t a bad thing.
NEON – fucking neon man.
Diabetes is a bold stylistic choice but we can diminish the effects.
Ceta isn’t a Greek letter you hack fruad. Gamma is next.
A Night Court VHS tape.
Why do you think the fucker drinks so much? How much do you really think he remembers of anything? Mind bleach.
A selection of meats is layed out atop dvds covering them completely. Rich chooses which he finds juiciest. The DVD revealed is what they watch. He then dies from the diabetus.
Is RLM replacing the Universe?
I’m sure there is a 9000 page fatalistic thesis on the prime directive somewhere. Hell, Mike is probably the author.
Without Doc Brown and his chalkboard, I’ll never understand it.
So it’s worth watching? The previews for S2 have definitely gotten me interested.
I watched the episode online a few days ago. Riker actually does mention something about there being a cosmic plan. Nevertheless, I’d be afraid of all the bad karma that would come from letting all these people die.
Exactly. The Prime Directive makes sense, but I felt they were getting a little too dogmatic about it in TNG. Kirk definitely didn’t give a shit about violating the Prime Directive if it meant saving a civilization.
Funny, I didn’t see this as a “Prime Directive Epsiode”. The problem was that Kira would die if they didn’t return to the station, and they couldn’t just force her to die for the sake of the colony. Did they mention the Prime Directive in this episode? I honestly can’t remember.
I’d be worried about the lack of sleep for the rest of your life.
Troi does counter Riker’s cosmic argument with the possibility that their presence might also be part of the plan. In the end Picard shuts down the whole conversation when suggesting what they should do if it was a war instead of global catastrophe. He goes on to say the reason for the existence of the Prime Directive is to “protect us”.
The strange irony in the episode was at the end Picard tells Data that he’s “come closer to understanding humanity”, but it wasn’t the android that ever considered letting everyone die.
No wonder Data had so much trouble understanding humanity. When it came to dealing with less advanced cultures the crew rarely acted like humans.
Don’t try to school me on languages you fiend, i got an “E minus” in French when i was there. It plainly goes Alpha, Beta, Ceta, Deta, Eeta, Feta, THEN Gamma, then a bunch of numbers i didn’t understand. School was difficult. Especially because of the bigger boys.
I have nothing interesting to say.
I was actually going to bring this up when I was talking about the prime directive earlier. I think it’s less focused on the idea of a “grand plan” (although that could be a valid conclusion, this had occurred to me) in a religious sense.. and more like looking at things on a macroscale in a “we don’t really know” sort of way. I don’t think they’re acting on the idea of there being a grand plan, but I think they’re strategically avoiding chain reactions that could interfere with any sort of grand plan, or maybe even just trying not to fuck with complicated chain reactions in general. Maybe you save a planet from extinction, and later that planet nukes another civilized society. The Federation would then in some part be responsible for that atrocity.
I have nothing to say of interest.
i have no mouth and i must fart
But the hypocrisy is that once a civilization is spacefaring (and some debate as to what that means), they magically get their status changed from “non-interference let them die” to “we’ll do anything to help” even if they’re not a member of the federation! That’s a pretty arbitrary and pathetic point of distinction. I’d say anyone who’s capable of asking for help should get it, you uncaring monsters.
In any logical universe Data would have rightly concluded to kill all humans.
You raise some fine points, and I can’t say I disagree with any of them. I think another way to look at it though in comparison is the way in which we as humans treat the infants of other species. Like for instance, you’re not supposed to touch an abandoned baby animal because then it stands less of a chance of being accepted by its own kind (I don’t know how consistent this is in nature, it’s just something I’ve heard), and if you help it out it might end up being entirely dependent on you so you can’t re-release it into the wild. It may have to do more with some higher concept of self-sustainment and what kind of responsibility it is to be the very reason that a species has continued onward. There could be both xenophobic and religious consequences, amongst many other things.
yeah you might be correct, my memory is a little hazzy about the episode. I just thought the prime directive was part of the issue, just wasn’t the main issue.
At least feta is Greek in a way.
“Like for instance, you’re not supposed to touch an abandoned baby animal because then it stands less of a chance of being accepted by its own kind”
Abandoned/injured baby animals are like the number one kind of random animal people help!
Ah, but did you DIE? QED
True, my point more being that – once you help a baby animal then it is your or someone’s entire responsibility. It is humanity’s responsibility after that point, and were humanity to decide to give up on that creature before it aged to a hardened adulthood and learned some street smarts, it would essentially be useless in the real world. Some still are. Dogs and cats run away and die all the time cause they thought they knew something they didn’t. Anyway my metaphor is starting to break down really – but here’s one. Perhaps if humanity’s incessant saving and obsessiveness over cats wasn’t so extreme, 90% of all humankind wouldn’t have a parasite in their brain permanently that alters behavioral patterns in ways we aren’t even sure about. It’s more harmful, by the way to people with weak immune systems (something that might be a bit more common than you think). Now, this is just to illustrate that – saving baby cats off the side of the road? It was only good for cats, see. And parasites.
Deathstalker 2 would’ve been a great pic. Maybe next time…
I did a little bit. Inside 🙁 The day wasn’t a TOTAL washout though, as i know one of the runners on that particular lot and he got me an extras part on the 80’s sitcom, Perfect Strangers. Can’t recall which episode exactly, but if you catch it, i’m the guy in the background, bleeding profusely from his groin and his face. Was a really lovely day though, the staff were all really helpful and professional AND i got my bare stomach signed by the guy who played Balki !
Well Dom DeLuise was quite fit in his younger years. He was married in 1965 to Carol Arthur and has 3 sons. Who are all in there 40’s. But how Rich mind leaped to a theory of fat fold implantation is beyond me. Not to mention he would have to accidentally get some guys dick in his fat fold at least 3 times. And how would fat actually give birth. I think Rich never went to biology class.
How come no one ever brought up Flyin Ryan during the Skateboard Kid? Those flying scenes were basically identical in quality and execution.
If you had hit “Deathstalker 2” you would have found that diamond in the rough.
So, this is totally gonna get deleted, but, like… RLM went SLIGHTLY downhill when Je-uh-Jasper disappeared, right? I feel like it did.
Did they ever make a Godfather knockoff and had him play as Don DeLuise… I feel like they should have
It’s healthy to show contempt for your audience.
Is it more or less rapey than Deathstalker 1?
Shortly afterward this person had an aneurysm.
Haha, less, but it makes up for the lack of rape with humor.
Indeed. They also have another main actor. I would’ve loved to see RLM comment on THAT fight scene. 😀
They did, in Robin Hood: Men In Tights.
That Jesse Ventura ‘slacked jawed faggots’ bit intercut with the Grand Funk Railroad song was priceless. Laughed my ass off.
not even close
Hmmm, looks like they removed our other convo, guess it was getting to off topic. Oh well.
Less rapey, more silly.
Sounds like an improvement
Well I was systematically removing all of my comments as we went through them, but when I went to do that to the last one I made it wasn’t there, so yeah something like that I think.
It’s also pretty good for people in the ‘not being a callous arsehole’ sense.
Well, what I read was that it’s commonly transferred through cat feces, so either what I read is wrong or most cat owners could potentially get it by cleaning up after their pet. If that’s the pseudo-science you’re referring to then fine – but my point is that “being a decent person” means different things to different people. Some people value all life equally, and some people are more focused on emphasizing care for our own species – or even more specifically just their own kin. All viewpoints are valid, however you can only bend others to your will so far. If we met actual aliens in real life there would be some debate as to how much we can empathize with or understand them. By saving an alien species you might also feel somewhat responsible for its future acts as a whole. What if they become the next space nazis? You never know.
Not to mention his sons had successful careers as actors, writers, and directors on Stargate, Jump Street, and bunch of other stuff.
Memes are for uncreative, unfunny people who don’t know when to quit beating the same dead-horse-joke in the ground. Anytime I hear anyone quote or reference a meme I immediately lose respect for that person, possibly forever.
Is Jack replacing Jessi?
Mike’s digression on Dom DeLuise’s fat fold impregnation was the stuff of poetry.
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