Best of the Worst: Plinketto #1

April 25, 20163,146 Comments

The gang tries out a new random movie selection device, to disastrous results. What movies are selected? Watch and see but here’s a hint: they’re all the worst possible selections.

Filed in: Best of the Worst

  • Mr_Show

    Yay!

  • Alexandria Sanders

    new episode!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    NEW CUMTENT!

  • Bubs

    When’s the next last episode of Previously Recorded?

  • Greg R

    Oh, this will be great.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    When AIDS will finally get Moby?

  • Soziologie 13. Semester

    fucking hackfrauds

  • Domo

    Oh no. This video got fork in the brain!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Let’s get chauklet wasted!

  • Som

    First game of thrones and now this, don’t ye know Mondays are meant to be miserable, wait… nevermind, good job

  • WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

  • Can I cum in your tent, granny?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oi! I had other things to watch! What’s this “Pinketto” thing, anyway… now, lemme see…

  • This is what I’ve always dreamed of!

    http://voy.trekcore.com/gallery/albums/6×05/alice_235.jpg

  • cucadandi

    I just came home from work planning to watch Game of Thrones. Then this pops up on my notifications and I’m like: GOT can GTFO

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Donate some MLG gear for my twitch hole and you may have a chance…

  • Cranyx

    The space between the pegs on their plinketto board is too wide, which is causing the puck to almost always go down in a straight line from where it’s dropped as opposed to it being random.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Papa bless.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Fucking frauds, at it again.

  • My Little Grandma?

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Oh god. Please not Project Metal Beast…please.

  • Bubs

    Well, 8 comments in, time to go off topic.

    So I just saw the XMen: Apocalypse trailer for the first time. Is J-Law pregnant or something? She looks so fucking bloated. I thought they cast Boss Nass in her role. Or the re-animated corpse of Robert Z’Dar.

    http://s31.postimg.org/5if6e7ccb/JLaw.png

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Wow, Rich is some handyman! Considering the time it took for this to come out, I assume it must havewas a lot of work to build that… and a lot of (Patreon) dollars. Must be at least double the budget of Space Cop.

  • Otto T

    OH MY GOD PROJECT METALBEAST!!!!!

    OH MY GOD I WANT THAT SO BAD ;~;

    But I need DVD pls thanks

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Metal Beast is not as rad as it sounds. It should be.

  • Musta been all those constant fappenings.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    So 30$ total ?

  • cucadandi

    Someone make a loop of Rich handling that ladder.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    STOP FAT SHAMMING SHITLORD!

    #MACROAGRESSION

  • VAPE NAYSH YALL!!!!!

  • cucadandi

    It’s (b)ladder time.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    It’s on Hulu and youtube.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This new thing is perfect….for a dumpster.

  • RiverDevil

    The “best” part from the remake of Tic Tac Dough
    http://www.gameshowgarbage.com/ind021_ttd90raps.html

  • Percy Gryce

    And they forgot to build a rear staircase.

  • Geschlechtsverkehr der Schmerz entfernt!

  • Xor

    “I don’t give a shit”

  • Percy Gryce

    Nerd!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Midgets and butts and boobs” Mike just summed up Game of Thrones

  • Percy Gryce

    For all you youngsters, Barbi Benton defined ’70s T.V., with appearances on Fantasy Island, The Love Boat, Vega$, CHiPs, and many more.

    May the 1970s rot in hell. Ah, good times.

  • You can always count on Tuesday to make your and ruin other people’s day!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Shame she ain’t around anymore. HBO is always searching for supplies of tits.

    #GOLDEN AGE OF TV

  • Percy Gryce

    Like Lily Tomlin, Barbi Benton is not dead yet.

  • Palpatine

    Plinketto? Sounds like a combination of “Plinkett” and” Pinocchio”.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    he’s missing rape,gore,rapey gore,characters dying for shock value,more gore,more rape,

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Willy DaFoe?

  • Maybe.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Eye gouging too. RIP Oberyn

  • Percy Gryce

    Wasn’t that more like eye-poppin’?

    Edit: I just rewatched it. I guess it was eye gouging and brain poppin’.

  • Prince joke! Too soon? Not really, they probably recorded it before his death.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A Prince reference, Jack? You fucking asshole.

  • Percy Gryce

    We need proof of life.

  • cucadandi

    It’s funny, on Pre-Rec Rich is such a baller with dank ass moves. On Best of the Worst at times he’s basicly reduced to a worn out chew toy for Mike to fuck with.

  • Whimsical Rape Riot sounds like a band name.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Their hit song would be Midgets and Butts and Boobs.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Jack is acting all embarrassed about the video games when Mike asks him what color Ken and Ryu are. Who plays video games for that long and doesn’t know that?

    These other frauds, Rich and Jack, know jack shit about Double Dragon. Maybe if Double Dragon were about to two stepbrothers from a home ruined by a drunken white father walking around a beach reading their father’s journal and learning to accept stuff would be up their alley instead?

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Someone should make a band called “x should be a band name”!

  • Bubs

    Well I think it’s been well-established in RLM canon that Jack and Rich know about as much about video games as I know about quantum physics. Which is to say: jack shit.

  • Gallen Dugall

    Plinketto is clearly an advanced mechanical computer designed to bring about the end of the world.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Where’s the puck, indeed? Rich runs off-screen to get the puck, yet we see it on the Plinketto only a minute earlier!
    https://i.imgur.com/6TUrtkw.jpg

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Is this Rich Evan’s autobiography?” That is the funniest thing Mike has said since “Ironically they’re nothing but bones at this point”

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Berger made the “B” of KNB EFX Josh, you fuck.

  • Movie magic!

  • cucadandi

    Has anything managed to trump Jay’s 9/11 joke in the Movie 43 review?

  • Percy Gryce

    Showbiz Pizza Bear and Mike’s forgetting Hugh “Theodore Miller” Jackman’s name.

  • Percy Gryce

    *#GOLDEN AGE OF T&A

    FIFY

  • WrongWithYourFace

    More like movie hack-ic! Amirite?

    …No? Okay…

  • Hack magic?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    If only Omitted was here…

    #I Want That Juicy Jay Bauman Meat

  • cucadandi

    “I was playing a cellphone game for most of this film” as if Rich hadn’t established himself as the senior citizen of the group enough already.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Filmmaking with booze.

  • Percy Gryce

    Marshall Sharts was a not-so-well-known jazz musician, originator of the New Orleans Shithouse sound.

  • Oh My God!

  • Crixxxx

    Timely Prince reference.

  • NicCagesHair

    His music was always a bit flat-ulence.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    Jesus Christ. Wizard is the worst. I just keep skipping ahead when he talks and somehow whenever I stop he is still talking. It’s time for Gillian to return for an episode.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    When’s the next BotW?!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    In the distant future utopia of 2007.

  • NicCagesHair

    The Shaq in the corner makes me terrified to watch this one. That’s too large of a man to be looming around a corner.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    2 weeks. 2 weeks. 2 weeks. 2 weeks.

  • Percy Gryce

    2007 was a utopia compared to what came after.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You want his juicy meat. Admit it!

  • NicCagesHair

    He could feed my village for a year.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Live Free or Die Hard or the Sequel Goes to Russia.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    My favorite Shart-Breakcore band will always be Passenger of Shit:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aRUhwJ9Upw

  • cucadandi

    I found myself appreciating the initial level of enthusiasm with which the group engaged in discussing the suitable candidates for cannibalism moreso than the comedic absurdity of the discussion.

  • Percy Gryce

    WTF! What was that shit?!?!

    You have to remember: I’m old. I still feel like Elvis Hitler’s Green Haze is transgressive:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FFgxJsjqkg

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    RIP Artist formally known as deathstalker.

  • Palpatine

    Deathstalker looks like a better He-Man movie than Masters of the Universe. Except that it has rape.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Prince wanted that juicy Shaq meat

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Had a mammogram lately? If not, visit Deathstalker at the Emperor Palpatine Medical Facility for your free boob scan today.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Shart-Breakcore bby.

  • Percy Gryce

    You keep using these words.

  • Palpatine

    I hire the best people!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    well if you want a genuine answer:

    “crapcore”-crapcore is pretty much extremely brutal crap, they mainly consist of overdriven drum loops, samples from computer games, low frequency feedback noise, the lyrics are mostly only swears, distorted screams or short idiotic phrases

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How people were treated there for e coli after eating that juicy Shaq meat?

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    To this day, not a single woman has died of breast cancer at the EPMF.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Not Lord Vader, they didn’t even rub ointment onto his wounds, or at least wash his wounds, they just put him in the bloody suit!

  • cucadandi

    Jack, the creator of Fuck-Bot 5000, was offended by the amount of rape in a movie? That’s rich (evans).

  • Sully

    I step out to take the wife to the OBGYN and this drops? And I’m not home when it happens?! Man, I’ve seriously gotta get my priorities in line.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Kylo Ren wants that juicy Shaq meat.

  • Bubs

    The Inconvenient Truth however, is that they seem to have a 100% lightsaber vivisection mortality rate. *Sigh* The cost of progress…

  • TheManHole

    It’s great to see that the Patron money is going to good use.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Help me… finish.. what you have started… I have basted the meat, but I cannot recreate the special herbs and sauces, what was grandma’s recipe?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Doesn’t beat Pornocaust.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Ahhh shit we got a DSCW running gag scholar up in here!

  • It was Magic Johnson meat, though.

  • NicCagesHair

    Bob Barker is coming back from the grave for these fucks. No one rips off the Price.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Also, they seem to cure everything by cutting off your arms and legs, burning you severely and putting you into what looks like a terribly uncomfortable suit.

    ON the plus side, no ‘gross growth boob death’ as the doctors put it in scientist school.

  • Palpatine

    “What is the fuck?!?”
    -Mike

  • Variant

    Should’ve invited Drew Carey on. Though, to be fair, Rich Evans laughter is comparatively infectious.

  • Sully

    Rich Evans is the reason I bought a rape whistle.

    I blow it every night, but he has yet to rape me.

  • Yeah, Josh can’t even afford a proper shaver.

  • Double standards cover up all the lies.

  • Now I Get It

    At least you were in the land of network TV. In the ’60s and ’70s, Canadian prime time made every week night feel like Sunday night.

    Come In, to the PIg and Whistle
    Come in, to the…
    ???

    Thank God I’ve forgotten the rest. Wait, is my homework done?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well, now I gotta go out and find myself some of that juicy Shaq meat.

  • You can thank me later.

    http://www.lifecoach.com/

  • *breast

  • Maybe

    Is there any of that juicy Shaq meat left, or am I too late?

  • Stop feeding us your third rate memes, RLM!

  • cucadandi

    The group would’ve ended up eating him during the cannabalism discussion.

  • This episode was kind of a clusterfuck. No interesting discussions. Granted, the new torture device is amazing. And the Shaq meat…. Mmmmmm…. But it felt kind of rushed and unfinished. It seems the guys were really struggling to get it recorded.

  • NicCagesHair

    Wasn’t Deathstalker made by the guy who made Conan after they told him he couldn’t make another Conan film? Or am I thinking of another Conan rip-off?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Was Dr. Deathstalker in?

  • “A torture device without a story is a pretty boring thing.”

  • There’s plenty of Shaq to go around.

  • Palpatine
  • Domo

    Well, at least the baby didn’t drop. Gotta wait a few more months.

    Instead of making bets on if it’s a boy or girl, we should bet on which would arrive first: the baby or a Plinkett review.

  • SHAKMEAT!!!!

    Get it? Because Shakma and Shaq meat?

  • cucadandi

    The unexpected commitment to the cannibalism discussion and the enthusiastic thoroughness of it ended up saving this episode.

  • NicCagesHair

    Is that a chewing tobacco tin they are dropping down the board?

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    I think you’re thinking of Kull the Conqueror, with Kevin Sorbo. It was because Arnie didn’t come back for Conan 3, so the producer pushed for another movie anyway.

  • Tapeworm

    Wha? I’m going back to sleep, this is some trippy shit my brain is doing.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Maybe

    Meanwhile, out in Los Angeles…

    “Shaq, your trending on the internet.”

    “Yeah? Lemme see.”

    “Um. Nah.”

  • Yes, go back to sleep. I miscalculated your anesthetic. And if your bum seems to hurt a little and has lube smeared all over it, then that’s just… erm… a random side effect!

  • DanceOfBirther

    I’m very anxious to experiment on a male Caucasian brain now.

  • cucadandi

    Shaq should capitalize on the potential of this meme. If Donald Trump can live the dream of driving a Steak business into the ground, so can Shaq.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Percy Gryce

    Before and After:

    Rape Horse Ninja.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Rape, Racism and Shaming.

    Yep, classic Best of the Worst. I’ll have you all know, that as a person who sexually identifies as a single plum floating in perfume, served in a mans hat, that this is triggering and Tumbler will hear about this.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    SHAQMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • dollar store cashier wife

    This episode was fantastic bruh. What do you know?

  • cucadandi

    Not enough 9/11 jokes for my taste.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    That’s Shaq-ist.

  • Percy Gryce

    You said it, brother.

  • Captain Prickhard

    I’ve seen many episodes of BotW but this is the first one that reminded me of The View. Clearly, Mike is Joy Behar and Rich is Whoopi.

  • Domo

    So this episode is a satire on daytime TV?

    I can completely envision that happening.

  • I saw a boner.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It took them 12 minutes to make!

    #These Men are Pawns

  • dollar store cashier wife

    J U I C Y

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Deathstalker would have been at least 3% better with a cryogenically preserved Hitler.

    I would have then given it a perfect 5 out of 7

  • That’s why I love watching Finding Nemo while being water boarded.
    #perfect match #4d cinema

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Or a monkey in a suit

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Or a monkey in a tank

  • TheManHole

    Where is Andrew?

  • Percy Gryce

    It looks like the Wizard in Deathstalker was feeding eyeballs and fingers to the Item.

  • He died. That’s why we got new content.

  • I don’t know, it felt unstructured, more fourth wall than episode. It was like a whole lot of outtakes instead of a legitimate episode. Granted, I found the Star Wars Holiday Special episode 1 funnier than the “real” episode but something about this one rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe it was all the negativity and Josh’s earnest attempts at keeping it structured while the rest just dissolved into chaos.

  • Percy Gryce

    Could add some testosterone to your comment and translate it into Man-Talk?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We don’t talk about The Item here!

  • My ex wife

    Seeing Mike quietly force The Rich Evans to speak whatever crazy dialogue he sees fit clearly demonstrates that Mike really is the all controlling sith at the heart of RLM.
    I felt like Dorothy, looking up his robe.

  • They might have had a little too much to drink.

  • *way too little

  • Domo

    Paula Dean made a butter bust of Louie Anderson so no one else would have to.

    https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/iHX9mvgTpevZoGiLPebfbhbIcdk4O4cQoFeSvjWgFL1-1axqGv9pyRsua413lUDElz5LbWzirru7Hh4E6aV3YZviOKksPj-lzuTbLMD7D5liVO7XmIdn

    I’m so going to Hell for this.

  • *prawns

    Darling it’s better down where it’s wettah. Take it from meeee!

  • Some of the jokes where funnier to them than to the audience.

  • Palpatine

    *Insert generic “where’s Jessi?” comment here.*

  • *insert ban*

  • *Insert generic comment about incoming banhammer*

  • cucadandi

    Which episode was the latter in?

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Cannibal shaming. We’ve reached a new low.

  • *insert generic comment to fuck off, because you beat me to it, slut*

  • Domo

    MEW! Hey Mew!

    What’s worse was Rich Evans’ naivety in thinking Mike wouldn’t be an asshole to him. Drunk or sober, Rich is so incredibly screwed.

  • NicCagesHair

    I think part of going postal is always yelling a mail based pun depending on how you choose to go out, thus “Airmail!!!!!!”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It was fine. I don’t come to BOTW/WOTW to hear thought provoking movie anal-ysis. Shit even HiTB never provides that.

  • NicCagesHair

    But honestly, where is she!?!?!?!?!?

  • Maybe

    *insert sexy talk, um, oh, dammit*

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    He ate Dr Phil in Scary Movie after he sawed off the wrong foot….

  • Mike is becoming George Lucas. He has surrounded himself with too many yes men.
    J.J. Abrams reboot of RLM confirmed!

  • cucadandi

    You’re telling us you haven’t seen ALL episodes of BotW?

  • Palpatine

    She looks like a serial killer with that knife.

  • Sully

    Butter? Bust? When and where, and I’ll be there!

  • My ex wife

    Poor Rich, I was willing him not to go for that third attempt at the joke.
    Just like life, Mike can be cruel.

  • Captain Prickhard

    We never did get to see what was in Lucas’s omnipresent ‘coffee latte’.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I don’t know but she wants that juicy Shaq meat.

  • Otto T

    The movies were too awful.

  • Uhm… green?

  • #BANNED²

  • It’s entirely possible.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘insert generic comment about saying creeps on here and reddit made her leave despite there being no proof’

  • cucadandi

    On BotW at times Rich really is reduced to a worn out chew toy for Mike to fuck with when he’s feeling cynical and/or bored.

  • NicCagesHair

    That seems like a valid reason.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    See you in hell! 😀

  • Captain Prickhard

    This is the last we’ll see of Wizard. Next time he’s invited to a shoot he’ll claim he picked up Sunday shift at his comic book store.

  • Maybe

    Louie Anderson is so fat…

    How fat is he, Rich?

    Louis Anderson is so fat, when he eats that juicy Shaq meat, he can never get enough of it.

    Ba-dm-tsh!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Meh not really. These are not the type of people who have thin skins when it comes to this. And Jessi was a musician for a proffesional band[still is?] She arguably experienced what it’s like to be in the public eye more then her fraud friends did.

  • Sully
  • Maybe

    Unlike that juicy Shaq meat, which never wears out no matter how long you chew it.

    #AlreadyOld

  • I wonder if Mike shot his own wedding video.

  • Palpatine

    BANNED!!!!

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    It’s like my comment, only better.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    What was their wedding song? Stock music from soundcloud?

    #Banned

  • Domo

    He’ll complain that he ran out of unique hipster shirts and can’t possibly come on the show unless he gets a new one. It’s a contractual obligation.

  • BANNED OFF BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!

  • cucadandi

    Someone on the Twitter, tweet the cannibalism discussion @Shaq and get the #JuicyShaqMeat trending already.

  • Maybe

    Check the Rape Room.

  • TheManHole

    I love the internet.

  • Bubs

    No one will believe that. His hipster shirts come from a hipster-wardrobe version of Hermione’s bottomless bag.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I liked his chinamen shirt. Where can I order child laborers to make me one of those? Alongside a pair of Nike’s.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I Squeeze Gats!!!

  • Maybe

    Make your own damn Plinketto board, Mr. Physics!

  • I imagine that being automatically played at the RLM HQ when the shift’s over.

  • Percy Gryce

    Hell, we should get to name the thing. I vote for:

    “Jessi Evans Spotted Cow Herbert Sully.”

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    I’ve been binge watching Twin Peaks and then Jay has to go and wear a Lynch related shirt… can’t get away from the fucker.

  • Maybe

    I like The Thing.

  • NicCagesHair

    So the third movie(Dr. Cannibal or whatever) is basically a really shitty Lucio Fulci movie?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’d love to see a gif of Rich Evans fumbling with the bottle cap at 34:41.

  • I tweeted at Shaq. Let’s wait and see.

  • Maybe

    Thanks. You got us all shut down!

  • Don’t mention it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    RLM will pay him off with Patreon money. Oh wait Shaq probably wipes his ass with 15k.

  • Captain Prickhard

    The gang really blew their load early with the game show gimmick.
    “Har! Har! Har! This is gonna be so viral, guys!”

  • Maybe

    Thas sahm good Louie Anderson, y’all!

  • Percy Gryce

    Does Wizard have a day job at a university or another SJW stronghold? He seemed awfully tense about all the microaggressions, triggering, and unsafe spaces that flowed out of the other guys’ pie holes.

  • cucadandi

    After watching this I feel convinced that after the trans-community, cannibalists will be the next oppressed minority to have their time in the spotlight. #CannibalismLivesMatter

  • Maybe

    “She looks like a serial killer with that knife smile.”

  • Domo

    He’s in a fraternity. Obviously. Lots of raping going on in fraternities!

  • NicCagesHair

    Hopefully Shaq will be arguing with Charles Barkley over who is more delicious during tonight’s NBA games.

  • Sully

    Every time they blow their load it goes viral. They should really start warning people.

    Pound Sign: ButtSexIsAnInsideJob

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He’s not as good of an actor as Jack. That MOFO has perfected the art of the fake laugh.

  • Captain Prickhard

    He’s an adjunct at Jay’s alma mater, good ol’ PBU. Power Bottom University.

  • Maybe

    Doing raping?

  • NicCagesHair

    His tangents weren’t very funny. It’s like he wanted to have a constructive conversation about these movies.

  • cucadandi

    Legends tells he was trained by Fallon.

  • Captain Prickhard

    He probably had to drive home.

  • Percy Gryce

    From now on his Delta Tau Chi name is Wizard?

  • Domo

    Gotta be!

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    Cute! Look at who’s on Rich’s Jones Soda!

  • Sully

    Is “triggering” the new hipster thing to say?

    Pound Sign: WhatIsTheFuck?

  • Domo

    Oh my goodness! That is adorable!

    I’m now glad he threw that bottle, after the abuse he’s received.

  • Maybe

    If anybody needs me, I’ll be in the Whimsical Rape Room, eating juicy Shaq meat and doing rape for awhile.

  • Captain Prickhard

    I miss the VHS destruction bits inspired by the films. Imagine the possibilities squandered for this episode: mud wrestling! rape!

  • Maybe

    eating!

  • I met most of my Nazi friends by swiping right on Tindr.

  • If Wizard don’t want to come in Sundays, I’ll sit in for him. Fucker.

  • I’ll race ya!

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    OOH Zombie Holocaust is a much more well known title… interesting…

  • NicCagesHair

    Sure you’re not thinking of Cannibal Holocaust?

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    #triggerwarning being mean to rich

  • Bubs

    #DickShaming

  • Amontillado

    You boys have outdone yourselves on this one. All kudos to Rich – for building the device and being the uber gag artist!

  • Sully

    Keep off, Maybelline! It’s MINE!!

    http://i.imgur.com/nTXvxzr.jpg

  • Sully

    I just did. He wasn’t there… mostly. Excuse me, I need to wash my hands.

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    I didn’t realize whathisface had a character…

  • Domo

    Kobe Bryant knows.

    Shaq’s rear is the fleshiest, most tender muscle.

    https://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/kobe-butt-slap.jpeg

  • Domo

    I’m starting to feel that Sam Raimi’s relationship with Bruce Campbell is eerily similar to Mike’s relationship with Rich.

    He’s making these shows just to put his star through Hell.

  • Sully

    You gotta check for ripeness. Poke and smell.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Oh, so now that they actually do destroy something for a change, let alone two movies, they’re not even gonna show it? It’s like having cannibals eat someone at the end of a movie and not show– Ohhh…

    Anyway, I was entertained by Mike and Rich’s shenanigans. It’s as if they both showed a new side of themselves. They really lost control here. Overall, you could say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4WzW8wYr0o&feature=youtu.be&t=30m34s

    Ps. What’s with the shaft of light behind Rich Evans? I don’t think that’s a real light shaft because sometimes it looks as if it’s in front of Rich, and other times it’s way in the back. What is this, a J.J. Abrams film?

  • Domo

    It’s funny because Mike and Jay already discussed this on Mount Everest, and completely forgot to share notes with Rich and Jack.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g40Rr6-t1xk&feature=youtu.be&t=16m16s

  • dollar store cashier wife

    PLOTHOLE!

    UNSUBSCRIBED!

  • Sully

    *BUTTHOLE!

  • The Narrator

    All the heart emojis in the world for Jay’s Eraserhead t-shirt.

  • Alexander Hoffman

    I am sure he’s likely a nice guy…but Josh is like a Charisma black hole…the show always suffers when he’s on it…

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    possibly…

  • disqus_fnwCMQDX7u

    Especially when Jay is also not on the panel…

  • Imperial_orb

    Did YOU know, that the Plinketto took 12 years to make?

  • Domo

    We didn’t even get to hear Jay laugh loudly in the background.

    A sad day, indeed.

  • Sully

    Well human meat cooks better on low, so…

    Pound Sign: What’sForDinnerPeopleOnSimmer

  • cucadandi

    It also took 12 Chinese child workers to assemble.

  • SUBSCRIBED!

  • They stole that thing from a garbage dump.

  • Sully

    That’s all?

  • Sully

    That’s all?

  • cucadandi

    I know right? And even more impressive, a whopping 7 survived the endeavour!

  • nametaken

    that Plinketto board looks well crafted. someone has some skills.

  • Sully

    That’s all?!

  • Imperial_orb

    Did Mike really referred to us as “barbarians”.
    I was so shocked when I heard that.

  • cucadandi

    2 died of work related exhaustion, 1 from faulty suicide nets, 1 from Rich Evans’ poor ladder handling and 1 was devoured by cannibalists.

    Still. WHAT A HIT!

  • Sully

    UNACCEPTABLE!!1!!!!1!

  • Domo

    Sounds like a Santa Claus sequel.

  • Imperial_orb

    Ey man, those guys are real proper DIY’ers.
    A very small number of people have even a shred of respect for them,
    so I heard.

  • RLMkeepitup

    oh my God these flicks are so bad Mike’s talkin bout them video gamez and Rich is too sober for this shit!

  • Captain Prickhard

    Which one of those red couches does Mike sleep on?

  • cucadandi

    Never underestimate the power of child labour.

  • cucadandi

    The one with the most stains.

  • Sully

    That’s Jack, asshole!

  • Amontillado

    Now the real question is, will they make it to episode 50?

  • cucadandi

    Every time Rich climbs that ladder will be a gamble.

  • Amontillado

    The same place where they dumped the Wheel of the Worst?

  • Amontillado

    He just needs to keep the head low when Mike throws a bottle his way.

  • Yeah. The wheel prolly mutated into pinhead.

  • Chad

    Zachery Ty Bryan.

    Jonathan Taylor Thomas.

    BUT YOU KNEW THAT.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You have to consider the high potential for heart attacks.

  • RLMkeepitup

    for what it isn’t worth, we rated deathstalker a 9/10 at the manhole

  • SomeGuy

    meh

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So when are they gonna watch MegaForce?

  • Sully

    ɥǝɯ

  • Palpatine

    hem

  • Sully

    ɯǝɥ

  • Maybe

    weq

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    Microaggressions, trigger warnings… Because, really, when you want to face all of the injustices of the world, you want to make sure that you’re as thin-skinned, coddled and insulated from criticism as possible.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    YAY, random garbage!

  • Sully

    — . ….

  • Sully

    It’s like Tuesday at raccoon alley!

  • I truly am.

  • cucadandi

    I rated it 9/11.

  • Maybe

    Jack should’ve slammed ’em all on the archaeology thing. Especially when half-way through his synopsis, Wizard switched to the correct — anthropology. C’mon, Jack! Stick up for yourself!

    #WhatIsTheFuck?

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    It is tuesday.

  • For fox’ sake!

  • Maybe

    Speak English, ya racist!

  • Blart Derp

    That’s a great shirt, Jay!

  • Sully

    If Jack could stick up for himself he’d have new friends and a better haircut.

  • Sully

    Only in upside down land. I’ve still got 3 hours of Monday left here.

  • Tuesday started 3 hrs ago.

  • Maybe

    ♪ Bully-proof windows ♪

  • Sully

    Zero fox given.

  • Sully

    *Non-commital shrugging sound*

  • Maybe

    With rules and sh!t.

  • Sully

    Your time zone doesn’t count.

  • cucadandi

    Stop time zone shaming!

  • Entschuldigung, Herr Fuchs, but it will be the only time zone soon.

  • Sully

    MAYBE LATER!!!

  • Maybe

    NOW!!!

  • Sully

    Your plan to stop the earth spinning will never see the light of day! Or was that your plan? Perpetual night?!

  • Sully

    Now EST or…?

  • Maybe

    What does second-sight have to do with it?

  • Maybe

    Bald shaming!

  • Sully

    Yes!

  • Maybe

    That’s all?

  • Sully

    I shame everything, hence the username.

  • Maybe

    Oh! I get it! Jack made an Iron Chef America reference!

    #TheChairman

  • Sully
  • RLMkeepitup

    that movie had the best headband ever

  • SomeGuy

    Well, the movies weren’t “interestingly bad” enough for them to try a heart felt attempt at keeping up a review style format. I had fun watching it anyways for the shear unwillingness of their intoxicated brain cells to make up bs pro and contra arguments for trash. What makes this series great is watching their suffering and how they deal with it, and on that it delivered. They are not really drunk even, their bodies just decreased their blood flow to their brains as an survival instinct reaction.

  • Maybe

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YywL43-xu8

    The audience liked this sh!t.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Wow this escalated quickly…

  • Sully

    Why is his face half purple Joker?

  • SomeGuy

    sorcery!

  • Maybe

    It thought that honor went to DEEP THROAT.

    Or you typed “headband.” Headban!

  • Maybe

    Prince just died, you callous bastard!

  • Sully

    ¡pǝǝpuᴉ ʎɹǝɔɹos

  • Maybe

    P.S. NOWIER!!! would’ve been funnier than where I went with it.

    #TooSlow

  • Chuck Afterburner

    Is it a bad thing I know names of the actors and the shared sets and actors from Zombie, and also what scenes were missing from that version (no trolling motor to the zombie head)?

  • Sully

    He didn’t die, his elevator broke so he decided to ascend without it. He’s Prince, baby! He does weird shit.

  • Maybe

    Dearly beloved. Fourth floor. Womens’ lingerie.

  • Confirmed for rape sympathizers.

  • RLMkeepitup

    when you’re talking who to eat it’s def a survive situation

  • The Elegant Flaw Filial

    I have no desire for Shaq meat, but I do have an unquenchable thirst for milk from Rich Evans’s mighty tits.

  • RLMkeepitup

    its the richest milk in the world

  • Sully

    Centuries from now aliens will descend onto the sunbaked husk of what was once human civilization and they’ll find this comment section buried under an ocean of binary shit on some long lost machine, and they’ll say… “These people were of the world’s greatest minds. It explains so much.” And then they’ll fly away, but not without a new souvenir stuck to their back bumper that reads: “South of the Border: When You’re Here, You’re Halfway There.”

  • Sully

    Evans if you add chocolate?

  • Sully

    It’s called “stockholm syndrome.” Rich has that effect.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I think Double Dragon is the delightful tale of a postal workers fight against depression. Inspirational. 9 out of 11

  • Captain Turbo

    That was a very angry BotW…

  • Sully

    *hungry

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    and very rapey.

  • Endocrom .

    I really hope they shot some behind the scenes footage of them making that Plinketto board.

  • Like Icare

    Darn it… I must sleep. Ah well… there’s BotW waiting for me tomorrow.

  • MikeFromCanmore

    I tweeted out #juicyshaqmeat too was very disappointed too see very few of us done so.

  • frankelee

    I don’t like how mainstream success has caused them to stop expressing admiration for highly erotic rape scenes.

  • LameSame

    Some tense moments between you guys in this one.

  • LameSame

    They actually all have vaginas now. Deathstalker hit too close to home.

  • frankelee

    Triggered.

  • Like Icare

    But how else will we solve global warming if not by fighting patriarchy and hegemonic masculinity?

    #ShitIread2day #ManVSnatureMoreLikeMenVSmotherNature

  • Sully

    DON’T SAY TRIGGERED!! GODDAMNIT!!!

  • Sully

    I tweeted out #IWantSomeJuicyShaqMeat and now Shaq’s been knocking on my door for the last hour and won’t leave.

  • Like Icare

    Shaq-a-snack.

  • Like Icare

    Crazy fat Paula?

  • Palpatine

    You gonna fight him?

  • SomeGuy

    staph

  • Like Icare

    The amazing Bulk?

  • Sully

    Fight him for the drumstick maybe.

  • Like Icare

    Or pick names on a wheel of the worst. While dancing the dance of birth.

    #Oxygenate #O2inU

  • Like Icare

    Maybe it’s the kinda whistle rapists use?

  • Like Icare

    Well… at least now we know that the guy in it is Jai Courtney.
    He’s really moved up in the world. He’s no longer “that guy”.
    Now we can say “Jai Courtney sucks” instead of “that guy sucks”.

  • Like Icare

    Magic of film making.

    #It’sAllAboutTheCelluloids

  • Like Icare

    So if Jack is jack, which is Rich?

  • LameSame

    This was a rather dark entry! There’s a fair bit of passive-aggressive hatred being thrown around. I almost believe the capper of “we’ll never be back”. Speaking of which: is it just me, or does anyone else feel like Josh is increasingly a drag when he’s in these videos? He’s become a real spoilsport.

  • Like Icare
  • LameSame

    Shaq doesn’t want to fight; he wants to share some of that juicy meat of his. Wash it down with some delicious manmilk.

  • RLMkeepitup

    ya, the plot of a cannibal movie is not to be taken seriously. maybe someone tried to take a bite out of him today

  • NicCagesHair

    Get Barkley on the phone, tell him Shaq got loose again.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Pretty much a consistent dynamic of Rich being ragged on by Mike; Jack throwing everything he’s got at the wall; Josh being that ancillary character that we all love; and Mike’s just a douche

  • LameSame

    I know what you mean, but something came off as particularly mean-spirited in this one. And I disagree about Josh. I really am not a Wizard fan. I think he’s a bit of a prick. Mike, on the other hand, I often find is doing things in good fun – even the “douchey” things (even though he should have laid off Rich a bit). But yeah, I just didn’t feel like I was with happy company in this one. Something was especially rancid in this one for me.

  • Sully

    Once you start making rape and cannibalism jokes, everyone’s gotta be on board or things just get weird. Wizard seemed a bit put off by the darker humor and essentially killed the vibe, which was made all the worse when the rest of the guys kept chasing the punchline without him.
    What’s interesting is, Jack used to be the moral anchor of the group, but even back then he was at least funny in his reactions to what was happening around him.

    https://youtu.be/_CtUd0yuYN4?t=6m42s

  • Captain Prickhard

    Wizard must have seen one of those RLM Pre-Rec livestreams.
    “Revenue sharing? Josh, you’re pro bono.”

    Urge to kill… rising.

  • Oppai

    I laughed my ass off at this episode. Beardy guy wanted to play by the rules and he was mercilessly mocked for his dedication.

    Mike’s bullying of Rich triggered me.

    Dorapedorapedorapedrape.

  • Oppai

    I like Mike, Rich, and Jay. Jack is good. Josh is just too up tight.

  • harumph

    You guys are crazy. Deathstalker and Dr. Butcher might be the two best movies you’ve ever had on BotW. And I don’t even like rape.

  • Captain Prickhard

    But where was the workplace massacre? In the UK (and elsewhere?) they say ‘going mental’ whereas in the US, we say, ‘going postal’:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_postal
    “The expression derives from a series of incidents from 1986 onward in which United States Postal Service (USPS) workers shot and killed managers, fellow workers, and members of the police or general public in acts of mass murder.”

  • Oppai

    I laughed my ass off though.

  • Captain Prickhard

    Jack felt the need to voice his disapproval of rape.

  • Neil Young

    I’m with Josh on this one – I thought Rich and Mike were being dicks and the level of drunken silliness was high. Not sure Mike and Rich should be together without Jay to mediate.

  • Mark Bisone

    In continuance of a grand RLM tradition…..

    Did any of you freaks spot the ghost at 25:32

  • Sully

    You don’t like rape? What kind of harrumph are you? Obviously not a forced cum guzzling one.

  • Sully

    Who you callin’ a freak, M. Bisone?

    Also… I’m pretty sure that was a curtain.

  • Mark Bisone

    Don’t tell Mike, spoilsport.

  • Palpatine

    It was Max Landis trying to join the gang again.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Does juicy Shaq meat cure MacGregor’s syndrome? I need to stop farting.

  • Mark Bisone

    He’s even paler and skinnier than I remember!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *skost

  • Sully

    No. It makes it much worse.

    http://i.imgur.com/l4lWo7l.gif

  • Palpatine

    They put Juicy Shaq Meat on Big Mac’s. So no, it’ll give you the runs.

  • Sully

    I didn’t think of that. I’ll check the box.

    [edit]: DAMNIT!!! And I don’t have the receipt. Wonder if I can get store credit?

  • Sully

    That’s what she said. Hence the pregnancy.

  • Sully

    Sorry, Percy but we’re letting our first born name the new one. It’ll probably end up being Spyro The Dragon or Miles Tails Prower, but whatevs.

  • Sully

    I thought you were going to say, “He’s making these shows just give his friend work.”

    Tomato/tomato.

  • Sully
  • Captain Prickhard

    It was a mob of maniacal fans waiting at the airport, er, studio to catch a glimpse of the Flab Four.

  • Sully

    I promise I will…. n’t.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    In terms of the movies is this the worst Best of The Worst?

  • Captain Prickhard

    Remember when the Wheel of the Worst ended up in a dumpster for producing bad picks? I guess they didn’t want to trash Rich’s school project Plinkshitto thing.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Best of the Worst’s rulebook is basically the same as Calvinball’s.

  • memory vision dark crystal twa

    Yay!/Hey, first video I watched post-Space Cop. Space Cop programmed with/as: DEADPOOL (rewatch, although I saw the end credit stinger this time) Hell Baby+(+=new) Space Cop+ and Legend+(Hardy not Cruise)#YouSaidIt

  • MikeFromCanmore

    #LoveShaqBabyLoveShaq

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The most mean spirited Best of the Worst was a Wheel of the Worst. I can’t remember which, but it was a somewhat recent one.

  • fred

    This ain’t wet enough — I’m Deathstalker bitch!

  • Captain Prickhard

    Josh mentioned volunteering his Sunday to be there. Surely, he was referring to the Sunday before last, no? They didn’t film this a day ago, right? Mike needs at least a good 45 minutes for editing.

  • Mark Bisone

    Horse Ninja thanks you.

    (And don’t call me a n’t. Racist.)

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Doesn’t matter because he wants that juicy Shaq meat.

  • Sully

    3D?! Woooowwwwwwwww……

  • Captain Prickhard

    The switch from cannibalizing Louie Anderson’s body to cannibalizing Shaq’s “meat” changes the unspoken punchline from obesity to racist notions of black male sexuality, for all you trigger lovers out there.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about Michael Moore? He’ll probably taste good?

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    *hungry for whimsical rape

  • Captain Prickhard

    With a flavorful dry rub? I’ll eat.

  • The Wicker Man (BWF)

    He’s the jay one.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You want that juicy Moore meat.

  • Sully

    I’m gonna pull the trigger on the next man-cub that says the word “trigger” in a hipster way. This shit’s beginning to feel personal.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Man cub? Don’t you mean mean man flesh? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BpcArRYTpE

  • Captain Prickhard

    Shaq meat’s back on the menu, boys!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We ain’t have nothing but maggoty Louie Anderson for three stinkin’ days!

  • Sully
  • Sully
  • Captain Prickhard

    “There’s a little Rudy in all of us.” chomp chomp

  • Sully

    You’re aware it’s because of that song he can no longer end a letter with “Love, Shaq”, right? That’s kind of an asshole thing to bring up over dinner. Show some compassion, man, FOR THE LOVE OF EVANS!!
    Also… could you pass the ketchup. I like my Shaq like I like my hotdogs.

  • Sully

    Do you think Hobbits are like midgets, or are the proportionately smaller all around? I mean, I’m just asking… for a friend.

  • Sully

    Abso’maybe!

  • Ren1

    Holy shit that Plinketto board is really nice. Looks like lots more BotW is on it’s way, I hope…

  • fred

    Maybe 80s Moore for a fresh roast — this old one you should let dry in the sun for a few months for some good jerky, maybe put a little pepper and flavoring on there.

  • Captain Prickhard

    So did Deathstalker rape a post-op MtF trans woman or a bi cisgendered woman?

  • Captain Prickhard

    I’d like to see a BotW Showcase Showdown – one of the prize packages is awesome: tropical cruise, sports car, massive grill, etc., while the other one sucks ass.

  • metalraygear

    I love you hack frauds! Also I could go for some juicy shaq meat

  • Ren1

    Various choice cuts of juicy shaq meat, or shitty louis anderson leftovers…

  • Look at this whimsical riot! With Mike raping Rich all the way through it.

  • Captain Prickhard

    The Plinketto board looks like a monumental Max Landis pharaonic headpiece.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Yes. we do know that. we all watch american tv.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    they made a prince joke. so this sunday.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I liked Double Dragon. its hilarious.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Not if its on a pizza.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Deathstalker was so good, Roger Corman thought making 3 more of those was a good idea.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    It creeps me out that they are all wearing white socks… creepy cultists!

  • jmt

    That Plinketto board insufficiently randomizes the choice. For example if you drop the puck near the ends, there is over a 50 % chance it lands one of the 4 movies at the end and only a 2% chance for the puck to land on the opposite side.

    You’d need a board with 80 or more layers to get reasonable randomization.

    This is the worst outrage the internet has ever seen.

    You don’t deserve Shaq’s delicious meat.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What?

  • Double Dragon got one redeeming quality. The Double Dragon arcade machine is a prop in the movie.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I love rape but I thought Deathstalker was kinda lame.

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  • MAT-AT

    I agree – Jack is a total wanker

  • I need some of that juicy Shaq meat.

  • That’s not a whole lot of redeeming qualities.

  • Why the glum face, Hank?

  • Archfriend

    It looks like Max Landis’ idea for a stupid haircut

  • Boooo!!!! Scaaaaryyyy curtains….

  • Did you run those numbers by Scientist man?

  • In a way. I’m sure the cast found it funny.

  • Archfriend

    I prefer that kind of tension where people have some disagreements. I was surprised that Jack was even on board with the dark humor. Maybe there’s a difference between BotW Jack and Pre-Rec Jack.

  • The prizes would be:
    A once in a lifetime trip to the local dump with the Wheel of the Worst!
    Not one, not two but THREE Nookie tapes!
    A Best of the Worst Bottley Opener!
    PRESENTED BY OUR LOVELY HOSTESS SUSAN (Jay in Jessi’s Halloween bee outfit)

    WHAT A VALUE!

  • Yes.

  • Archfriend

    I was into trigger warnings before they were cool

  • I feel the Bern at the bottom of your avatar….

  • Archfriend

    Deathstalker was made by the guy who would later go on to make Rainbow Brite.

  • Archfriend

    It felt to me that they recorded a whole lot of terrible awkward footage and fixed it up in editing. This is basically the Jaws of Best of the Worst episodes.

  • Archfriend

    Is your first born a 30 year old manchild?

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Why did people get banned? why do all spammers buy Maclaren’s? These questions and more!!!! Will never be answered….

  • Spammers are total sellouts, dude.

  • Your avatar doesn’t fit your new name.

  • Archfriend

    NOT. A. GAME.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    STOP ANSWERING reichTORICAL QUESTIONS!

  • Alyssa Milano’s ass. It consists out of two arse cheeks, which can be seen twice. Thats 2×2 = 4 reasons more to like the movie.

  • Oooooooooh, my adblocker has been blocking all my irony detection as well. Gotta adjust the settings. My bad.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    My ad blocker killed its self after I dragged it through all the porn ever.

  • RiverboatGrambler

    Stellar job on the plinko board, but I’m sorry to say that Juicy Shaq Meat just isn’t that funny and I’m glad somebody was nonplussed with Rich for this episode. If I didn’t know better I’d say he was the most tipsy person on the panel. Also I love Pre-Rec, don’t kill me!

  • The Rich Evans break-even point has been reached.

  • “I’ve seen things you little people wouldn’t believe.”

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    You can never break Evans. THERMODYNAMICS BITCH!

  • Yeah, but what happens, on the day Rich Evans gets fired from RLM, becaue he just doesn’t make his money back anymore?

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Dude do I need to school you on Entropy?
    Rule 1. You cant win.
    Rule 2. You cant break Evens.
    Rule 3. You cant leave the game.

  • I had too google all of that. I wish I hard your kinda of smurrts. My baby brain is hurting now.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    In High School one of my nicknames was Entropy… the other one was Death….

  • Science is boring!

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    And that is why we fly… Just fly baby.

  • First!

  • tOmy`

    Fuck, beat me to it.

  • tOmy`

    Or maybe some sort of a wheel…

  • tOmy`

    Sorry, haven’t watch the video yet, because I have better things to do than stare at couple of manchildren playing with their brand new toy (that isn’t LEGO).

  • I’ll watch it later. Just wanted to be sure to pay tribute to the gang.

  • I’m not sure if putting Rip Torn’s face on Shaq’s wouldn’t qualify as some sort of blackface.

  • Like Icare

    That’s racist!

    And by racist I mean vegetarian.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    *ShaqFace?

  • ahoogamazda

    I don’t trust you as far as I could th’ow you, but I enjoy the way you lie.

  • It’s all just a big lie! https://youtu.be/OvmvxAcT_Yc

  • Did your tribute go off with a bang by any chance?

  • Like Icare

    Everyone wants juicy Shaq meat.
    Meanwhile, all Shaq wants is some of that juicy nerd meat.
    http://cdn5.upsocl.com/wp-content/uploads/imverde/2014/09/291.gif

  • tOmy`

    In other news:

    In light of the tragic events at Time Warp Beunos Aires on April 15, yesterday the Argentinian government has announced that its capital will not grant any permit large scale electronic events for the foreseeable future.

    #PrayForRave

  • Like Icare

    Naah… Seen “Where to Invade Next” the other day.
    Didn’t realize how old he was until the end where he is clearly decrepit while walking along the section of the Berlin wall, reminiscing being there when it came down.
    Dude’s 62.

  • Yeah, I thought that would be racist but I went with it anyway.

  • Like Icare

    Confirmed?

  • Sully

    It’s more marbled.

  • No person ever said that they love Pre-Rec. Ever.

  • Sully

    He’s 8… which is basically the same thing.

  • Sully

    I mailed you a package. Make sure you inhale ALL of the white powder substance that spills out when you open it.

  • Sully

    And he barely has any meat on him. He really is useless.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Ask Tumblr. I’m sure Deathstalker is their favorite movie.

  • Plinketto? More like Stinketto. Gettit? Cus it’s AIDS.

  • We’re such a terrible fanbase.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    pfff get out of here with that radical idea…

  • I’m sure you meant bong. Like meesa bongo, meesa stupid.

    #RACIST

  • Sully

    You’re glad somebody was nonplussed with Rich? GLAD?!

    There’s a new cult in this comment zone, people, and they follow this adversary!!

    http://i.imgur.com/gPzV4s3.png

  • Leave Wizard alone!

  • Thirsty!

  • They can have my Patreon money but they’ll never have my heart.

    #THEYDONTCARE

  • cucadandi

    And in other jews: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIDS.

  • Sully

    We’re literally the best fanbase. If we were condensed down into one collective person, we’d be the Neil Breen of fanbases.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Hey they created us.

  • Do we have the best ballsack?

  • You are what you eat as they say.

  • Sully

    LITERALLY!!1!!

  • tOmy`

    *Drink

  • dollar store cashier wife

    PrayForTheDeathofBigRoomEDM

  • Like Icare

    Like that Magic Johnson meat?

  • Not if it’s Shaqmeat.

  • See what I mean?

  • I like to dissect girls, did you know I’m utterly insane?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    new cult? check your memory fucko! Jack&Josh were always the most disliked BOTW/WOTW members since the show was created. That’s why the april fools episode only had them two and no one else.

    #they read the comments afterall!

  • Like Icare

    I gotta feeling they are misjudging Double Dragon.

    It’s clearly a 1990’s Ninja Turtles kinda movie, aimed at little kids.
    Hence, Alyssa Milano’s gang of little kids.
    Hence, no guns. Cause we don’t want to market a kids movie in which kids get shot in the face.
    Hence… fart and burp jokes. Hence… the lack of swearing.
    Hence… they become friends with the mutant in the end.

    It’s a little kids movie that got a too high a rating on account of being martial artsy.

  • Like Icare

    Yes. Our sack is the best sack.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    So we are superstar basketball players,rap[p]ers,actors and multi million business owners?

  • Maybe

    Someone was impaled on a light-stick?
    #So’00s

  • Like Icare

    It just goes to show how much we appreciate the content.

  • Like Icare

    I’d buy that for a dollar.

  • Maybe

    Nonplussed?
    Only Percy can type “nonplussed” and get away with it!
    #Antiquities

  • Maybe

    Leave Jack alone!
    #TeamJack

  • Like Icare
  • cucadandi

    What are you, a Double Dragon apologist?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    #TeamCap
    #TeamBella

  • Maybe

    They didn’t call it The Whimsical Rape Room for nothing.

  • Maybe

    Nah. At least a Sunday ago. That wasn’t a planned Prince joke. There was no “too soon” mugging for effect.

  • Like Icare

    As someone who wasted lunch money on that game…
    Movie manages to take what little story and characters there are in the game and build SOMETHING on that.

    It’s not an award winner… but they clearly invested some effort in it all.
    And as a kids movie… meh… it’s OK.

  • Maybe

    And then he died alone in an elevator.

  • tOmy`

    Drug overdoses. 5 dead, 4 in hospitals. So Argentina went the US / UK freedom way and just banned music.

  • Like Icare

    It’s a magical and reversible transformation of a guy.
    He raped a guy dressed in a girl body.

  • Like Icare

    Well… that’s a bit harsh.

    Calling electronic screeching music.

  • Punkster

    Lol I missed this comment section.
    A lot of new faces but a lot of the auld regular ones too.

  • Maybe

    Thanks for noticing. I’ve been doing crunches.

  • tOmy`

    No matter your personal tastes / opinions, it is a stupid solution to an unsolvable problem.

    And also the classical bias. It’s that devil’s music that made them do drugs!!!

  • Earth

    Nah, all the names are the same but everyone’s changed their profile pics cos of the banhammer.

  • Nagger, please.

  • Like Icare

    At their rate, it takes about 7 years on Patreon for them to become !!!MILLIONAIRES!!!
    If they were to just pile it up, never spending any of it.
    Scrooge McDuck style.
    http://gamedevnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/scroogemcduck.jpg

  • Negro Ghandi?

  • Punkster

    There was a banhammer? Oh dear, has Omitted been purged? Is Phoenix still a Wizard Harry? Has Andrew Thompson been forced to use the NOT in his name, is Nash still Boss? Are the Tacos still amazing?

  • Maybe

    Worked with that Parental Advisory sticker thing. Almost NO ONE says “masturbation” in a song anymore.

    It doesn’t rhyme with “motherfucker.”

  • tOmy`

    *sniff*

  • Maybe

    LOL

  • I’m sure the Plinketto ran them thousands and thousands of cents. The rest goes to booze.

  • Earth

    With all this magic mushroom taking and smashing glasses out of no where Rich is quickly becoming the Ozzy Osbourne of the group.

  • Punkster

    …Is t0my still using zeros instead of o’s? Oh wait that was a capital O sorry.

  • Like Icare

    Night of the banhammers is a regular event around these parts.

    #Hammernacht

  • Earth

    Nass is a ninja now.

  • tOmy`

    *sniff* It’s a capital O *sniff*

  • Like Icare

    High production values.

    That booze ain’t free kids!

  • Maybe

    The NBC television network is building something called American Ninja Warriors outside my office building.

    Anybody know what is the fuck?

  • SOOO SMOOOTH!

  • Like Icare

    I thought devil’s music makes them have sex and disrespect their elders?

  • tOmy`

    “The action-packed series follows competitors as they tackle a series of challenging obstacle courses in both city qualifying and city finals rounds across the country.”

  • Maybe

    Devil’s music = Do rape

  • Punkster

    I’m an awful person, don’t worry about it tOmy. It’s good to see you. I remember you most… I bet your thinking “Who the fuck is this guy?” That is okay, I ask the same thing daily.
    Never get a good answer.

  • Maybe

    Day-um! You had that in your pocket?

  • Like Icare

    I don’t know… but I’d betcha it’s flammable.

  • tOmy`

    I think that’s metal. But hey, nobody is drinking and doing drugs on metal shows, right?

    Right?

  • Maybe

    Now it’s my turn…
    *sniff*

  • tOmy`

    I carry my Google around wherever I go.

  • Who dat ho?

  • Some jap will win the contest anyway. Trick or treat! Who cares!

  • Maybe

    iThankee

  • Punkster

    I’m sorry but Maybe? Is that a name change? I don’t recognise you… Sorry.

  • Maybe

    It’s cool. I was just sniffling ’cause I came upon your moment there with tOmy. It gave me feels.

  • Punkster

    I see, me too… I have a cold though. It has probably been well over a year since I commented on here.

  • Earth

    I want some of that Shakma meat.

  • tOmy`

    “You know, after me and my husband split up after years of fighting, arguing and alcohol abuse, our little Tony started listening to rock’n’roll and he was never the same. He wears tattoos, does cigarettes and I found a beer bottle in his room.

    Only you can make the difference. Enough. Enough of rock’n’roll.”

    #BoredHousewivesAgainstCommonSense

  • Like Icare

    Don’t they all like eat tofu and drink green tea these days?
    The ones not busy dying and being dead.

  • tOmy`

    Holy shit, June 6, 2014, you weren’t lying. And I could swear I saw you around here couple of weeks back.

    So either my memory is really good or really bad.

  • Like Icare

    That’s how AIDS started. Someone got a hunger for that monkey meat.

  • Earth

    Could you say it was the:

    Dawn of AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIDS!?

  • tOmy`

    Is that the worst Pink Floyd t-shirt ever, or the best way to subtly come out of the closet?

  • With Andy Serkis mocapping the virus.

  • Just bits of them.

  • Maybe

    It’s easy to confuse Punkster and Duckler.

  • Maybe

    Both?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It was the first thing he saw in Target on a tuesday.

  • Like Icare

    More like a rise of the aids.

    Cause monkeys were high up on the trees.

  • Punkster

    Holy shite, has it been as long as that? Nice detective work there Batman.
    I have looked in many times just not the comment section.

  • Like Icare

    We’ve all, at one time or another, worn a shitty Pink Floyd shirt.

    It’s often the one least offensive to one’s cultural senses, yet tacky enough that it’s both easily affordable AND available.

  • Like Icare

    He does the best virus acting.

  • tOmy`

    It’s right there with RS’s tongue, Nirvana’s smiley face and Joy Division’s Unknown Pleasure’s frequency.

    I prefer my wearable advertising more subtle, really.

  • John Romero is making Daikatana 2!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s hard to tell you two apart because you’re the same color.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I can’t wait to be his bitch!…again!

    #RL now?

  • tOmy`

    I am waiting for GrumPa’s countdown to change back to my Civil War outfit. Or maybe Czech colors.

    BECAUSE ICE HOCKEY, madafakaaaaaaz!

  • Sully

    You dare compare that 2D turd to the masterpiece that is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)? Why I oughta…!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCmMbohXn6o

  • Sully

    ABSOLUTELY!!!

  • Sully

    Just make sure you boil it for at least 30 minutes.

  • locoma

    It’s a shame, I was looking forward to the left side of the board movies. I’ve seen Double Dragon in Nostalgia Critic’s video and Deathstalker is a Spoony classic, so I knew them already. Well, at least we got those out of the way and got Dr. Butcher… which was weird enough XD

  • NilbogResident

    The monster in Double Dragon looks like a giant tumor.

  • Sully

    Probably got it at some hipster hub in the mall.

    http://i.imgur.com/jYPX4J0.jpg

  • Sully

    [ Insert Arnold Schwarzenegger joke here ]

    [ Insert spinoff Dolph Lundgren joke here ]

  • Sully

    Keep it up, Bea Arthur with a strap-on!!

  • Bill

    The Double Dragon movie was released in 1994, after the 1990 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film. I’m guessing it was trying to be another live-action action movie for children but just did a bad job of it. This explains why it’s so goofy.

  • Sully

    Yah…. I know. But now they have agree’ers!

  • NilbogResident

    The monster is undoubtedly a removed Schwarzenegger tumor.

  • Amontillado

    Granted, but they have a wizard on the team – he can resuscitate people.

  • Amontillado

    And when it makes love to the plinketto, we will have the ultimate unholy best of the worst monster.

  • Amontillado

    Mike should watch it, you shouldn’t anger a wizard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA5I3vEIQ8E

  • Amontillado

    Didn’t it go on to make Kindergarten Cop 2? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLRtcrlKOi8

  • Amontillado

    That is such a west side of the cannibal island attitude, #cannibalislandshaming.

  • Sully

    Holy hell that was terrible!

  • Amontillado

    It’s a show in which Mike dangles selected pieces of Shakma from the rafters and Rich has to fight his way to the top to get at the meat. Who is fighting you might ask? Why all the Star Wars prequel fanboys and Len Kabasinskis army of whatever-the-fucks from all his movies!

  • Amontillado

    Keith Richards, perhaps? Mike has a definite Paul McCartney vibe and Jack is like Mick Jagger, so as long as we’re ok with mixing up our celebrity rock stars…

  • Amontillado
  • NilbogResident

    It’s malignant!

  • NilbogResident

    And cured in the basement.

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • Yes, real life now. I’m sorry.

  • Sully

    Oh yeah… well take THIS!

    https://youtu.be/8oWAb5NVALw?t=5s

  • tOmy`

    Is the release date sometime in 2024?

  • Nostalgia Critic? Oh no, every time I hear that name I just want to deliver some air mail I you know what I mean. Eloel. Or just die an the elevator.

  • Sully

    It’s like a jungle gym for people going through some sort of, and generally age-related, personal crisis.

  • Sully

    Magic mushrooms. smh Just another symptom of an over-gamed culture.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You know how sports fans would cover their face with a paper bag when they are embarrassed to be supporting their favorite team? That’s how I feel about liking DC these days.

  • Another Rage/Prey/Quake4 game. Yippie zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Maybe

    Not cool.

    You’re not a waffler.

    It’s when times are at their worst, that one’s mettle is tested. If I can remain a Batman fan through Schumacher, Az-Bats, the earthquake, teenage girl sidekicks, Nolan, Grant Morrison, time-traveling Bruce Wayne, Bat-Cow, Zero Year, and “Gotham”…

    It’s Superman, dammit! Zack Snyder can do no harm.

    Sh!t. It’s too easy to be a Marvel fan these days. Even Sully is doing it.

  • Jon

    Fun stuff 🙂

  • TomokoHasegawa

    So this finally is the long overdue Plinkett TFA review? Great!!!

  • Red Skeleton

    Wow, what a let down. For all the work that must have gone into making that Plinketto board they did absolutely nothing with it. And then they didn’t even destroy any movies in a thematic way. They didn’t even have the courtesy to end it with a still image and no credits, at least THAT would have been thematic. Shaq jokes aside this is probably the most disappointing episode of BotW I’ve seen for a while, after a long string of winners.

    *Price is Right fail music plays*

  • Maybe

    Mine was a plain black tee-shirt that I bought at a booth on the Atlantic City Boardwalk with a glitter iron-on of the Floyd and pyramid logo. Bought that shirt in the spring of 1977, and I still got it.

  • Bloth

    The plinketto board is going to be a recurring thing though. Good investment I would say. I liked it.

  • Earth

    I’m still waiting for a return of the Choose ‘n’ Lose.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s not just Snyder.

  • tOmy`

    Well, surely not one of your best episodes, but then again, there were none of those, so I say good job. What sold me in the end was the constant abuse of that goofy Rich character. I hope we gonna see more of him.

    I give this episode one swipe right.

    Okay, back to Game of Thrones.

  • tOmy`

    Its structural instability is a great commentary of the RLM as whole.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    conversations about white pussy hair and granny tits. HBO is back!

    #greatest show ever made

  • Red Skeleton

    Oh! I got it! They should have put explosives (i.e. mines) in the “pits” of the Plinketto board and then found some way to drop the vhs tapes down them. The ones that didn’t hit the explosives got to live. Damn, that would have been kind of cool.

  • Sully

    Do the drapes in the back room match the store front?

  • tOmy`

    Man, I was laughing so much.

    The moment I saw Cercei’s smile fading after seeing Myrcella is a goner, I just couldn’t hold my hysterical laughter back.

  • I think it’s suppose to reflect how they feel about watching these films and doing a BotW ep for the umpfteenth time.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    empathise with this venomous cunt people! if you don’t 10 minutes of walking nude while nuns ring bells will lose all emotional impac…oh wait.

    But really Jamie’s subplot of season 5 and it’s aftermath here is downright hilarious.

  • tOmy`

    The whole thing had this odd vibe of “Fuck, we didn’t think this through, have we?”. But I blame the source / no source problem.

    I am also glad they ditched the source book and now are sourcing generic fairy tales for their big twists. Feels appropriate.

  • Sully

    The story is quickly jumping the shark dragon, but in a fun way. I do wish Sansa would man up… er… butch up?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I think I said this before but this series is actually fantastic as schlock. Admire the technical craft while laughing at the story.

  • Sully

    It’s time to refresh, people. 3… 2…

  • Sully

    Nothing flavors nerd meat like the aroma of dead hooker.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, it is. There are some solid ideas and stuff, but at this point, it is too popular and big and overrated for what it is.

    But needless to say, I am glad my hour of weekly misery is back. It was fun watching it, despite the fact that Cercei’s mother’s death was most likely not meant to be hysterical, and I still somewhat care about what is happening on screen.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    oh look a new PreRec episode.

    #I WANT TO GOUGE OUT MY FUCKING EYES!

  • Spoiled Ants

    There’s always room for improvement: the wheel needs some special effects.
    And since these hacks have no money for cgi, I propose to burn the device.

  • tOmy`

    I edited the typo, calm down everyone, it wasn’t a spoiler, I meant Cercei’s mum.

  • Red Skeleton

    Really, what beyond the pun and the fact that people seem to like Plinko makes this enticing? If they had built up the movies that were at stake it MIGHT have been on par with The Wheel.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It can be really good at times. For example I loved Tyrion’s trial.

  • Maybe

    I’ll allow it.

  • Palpatine

    Bring back the WotW, you frauds!

  • tOmy`

    Sansa will be like super badass charcter this season. Or so I have been told.

    Speaking of the breasted cast, it is kinda sad that the only spankbank material is now [spoilers] and a chick in a dark jail.

    I mean yea, Ser Devos is still around, so at least one of my proud masturbations is intact, but still…

  • Maybe

    I feel ya, man. Comics have been disappointing me since 1993.

    #It’sSupposed2WorkThatWay
    #GrownUp

  • Yes please, this ep. was miserable. I’d go for some juicy pre rec.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, that was fantastic.

    Even the small moments are kinda neat… uhm… in this episode… well. That fight on the horses was fine. Everything from Castle Black was good. The twist deserves a small applaud just for being… what it is.

  • Sully

    Wheel the will… er… wait. That’s not write right. Will the wheel still be used for non-movie shit? I’m hoping so.

  • Spoiled Ants

    That last sentence, that’s exactly what my resignation letter says.

  • cucadandi

    I cringed so much I’m now permanently Asian. Thanks a lot.

  • Maybe

    Spoilers!

    Kidding. I don’t care.

    #NeverSeenAnEpisode
    #SoEdgy

  • Sully

    Emilia Clark is still meat beatable.

  • tOmy`

    Speaking of: I do love the Dorne storyline just because you can at least see sun and what is happening on screen from time to time, but seeing the “deadly” Pussy Viper Commando made me go: “Oh, fuck no.”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Was I the only person here who liked this episode? FFS people BOTW/WOTW is about how the gang deals with misery of such “movies”. Not about rigid structure or super insightful movie anal-ysis.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    GURL POWER!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    The mother of method acting eyebrows.

  • Daniel Bakke

    Is it any good?

  • Yea, the 2013-2014 Botw magic is gone. They ruined Wizard. He’s always fun but now seems just want to go home.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    There was something to ruin?

    #BA DUM TSS

  • He looks miserable.

  • Sully

    This is true. She obviously graduated from the Kristian Alfonso school of acting, which, btw, is the gayest thing I’ve said all day.

  • Palpatine

    I wish they put non-movies on the Plinketto. ‘Cause I don’t like things that are different.

  • NOOOO! ITS GONNA BE NU AND INVENTIVE! LIKE PREVIYAS ROMERO PRODAKKS!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I don’t mind Josh as much as Jack but ultimately RLM would lose nothing if they stopped coming to the show. Mike,Jay and Rich are the only ones who are consistently funny or insightful.

  • Sully

    That’s what happens when you turn your SJW dial up to eleven. No one could survive those levels. No one!

  • There has to be some sort of balance. This was just a Stoklasa fest.

  • Huh?

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Sully

    Typical tyrannical mindset. I’ll allow it.

  • Palpatine

    I thought it was a fine episode.

  • Sully

    You’re welcome. Now go balance your check book and eat some weird toilet candy.

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rCPzN2Z2L._SY355_.jpg

  • dollar store cashier wife

    7/10?

  • Maybe

    Except that thing, you said, earlier, you know, about my abs.

  • Palpatine

    Jar Jar is to Shaq what Boss Nass is to Louie Anderson.

  • Maybe

    Racist!

    (Edit: My typo was even MORE racist!)

  • Palpatine

    Of course.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, Emilia is fine and all, but she is such a fucking useless bimbo. She sits on a throne, mopes all day, then fucks up and gets away with it just because her pet is biggerer than other pets. And then she promptly loses the pet.

    I mean fuck, have you noticed that her whole storyline is basically about men doing her work for her? Men getting shit done? I don’t need this much of realism in my fantasy setting.

  • Sully

    That’s not gay, that’s just man-on-maybe adoration.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    People think she’s like the best character lol. It’s Rey all over again!

  • No. I loved the early days of Botw. Now it’s just boring and non engaging. If it’s just those 3 I would not watch the show. They just don’t discuss the movies and don’t seem to enjoy it.

    #TEAMWIZARD

  • tOmy`

    I would love her as more of a diplomatic / Queen / that whole Mother thing character, than just being tossed around, naked in bath, not knowing what to do and then escape to get almost raped.

  • tOmy`

    Gurl power my ass, all they do is cheat, lie, backstab and poison people. They are just bunch of puss-

    OH MY GOD IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

  • Sully

    Her dragons have become her nuclear deterrent, and like all people with the biggest guns on the playground, she’s become a useless asshole surrounded by yes men.
    I’m hoping her little journey away from the throne will give her a new perspective this season.

  • tOmy`

    I just hope we get to see her tits again, but yea, that as well.

  • Sully

    That’s what I meant by “perspective.” HOLLA!!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    he made none of those turds. Though to be fair I thought Prey was quite awsome. Rage on the other hand can go die in a fire.

  • Daniel Bakke

    Jay is Paul. Rich is John. Jack is Ringo. Josh is George. While Mike is a mix of Jagger & Bowie.

  • Sully

    You’re racist against racism. You, my friend, are the worst kind of asshole.

  • Sully

    WHAT?

  • Spoiled Ants

    What happened with the tradition of destroying the tape? (I just checked the invisible rule book).

    Does all the money go directly into Rich’s drug fund now?

  • TheManHole

    It will be back once the Milwaukee city dump finished pressing charges against the RLM gang for dumping the wheel of the worst. I can only assume given it’s reputation and the fact they already returned it once the punishment will be l̶i̶f̶e death in prison.

  • Sully

    It won’t help. You’ve gotta pour molten lead in your ears as well. Wait here. I’ll go first…

  • This is the first time I felt awful after a BotW episode.

  • Sully

    Full of awe you mean.

  • Joe Syxpac

    “There are a lot of barbarians watching.”

    Guilty. And totally offended.

  • No. I don’t want to watch the show if it’s going to be like this.

  • capitandelespacio

    You freaks! Those shitty movies are going to be sold for 20 bucks on Amazon from now on…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Didn’t she say she was swinging her tits at the camera?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Just like those kids from the Mexican Santa Claus.

  • tOmy`

    To be honest, I didn’t watch much of the behind the scenes / interviews stuff.

  • Maybe

    ♪ Don’cha make my brown eye blue ♪

  • Spoiled Ants

    F*** this Dorne subplot which was never ever going anywhere interesting. You can tell that there is dominance of boring characters. Right now the landscapes have more character than some of the players, yes I’m talking about Ser Friend Zone and the Prince of Persia.

  • Maybe

    YAY-EAH!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    You know when people ask “What’s a good video to show to someone that’s not familiar with RLM to get them hooked?”

    Certainly not this one.

  • Sully

    I’m hoping this is all mid-Plinkett SW:FA filming, and they just shat out some content to keep the Masters of the Universe vid from hitting 10k comments.

    Related topic: Have Rich and Josh ever gotten along?

  • If anyone asks what I’m watching and I have to explain RLM I always show Half in the Bag 40: The Sinister and Paranormal Activity 4 Review. Good commentary, a stupid dumb entertaining Plinkett plot, funny cameos, good camerawork, editing and use of set. It’s a masterpiece. I love it. AND Best of the Worst: Elves, Santa Claus, and Christmas Vacation 2. CLASSIC. CLASSIC. CLASSIC.

  • TheManHole

    Little did you know the nightmare of your own life had just begun.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    This one kind of reminded me of that Wheel of the Worst where all three non-movie videos were terrible, so they didn’t have much comedic material to work with, so they resorted to just being mean to each other, in hopes to get some laughs. Can’t remember which WotW it was, but I thought it was much rogher to watch than this one. That’s the risk of going blind into one of those. It is possible all 3 videos are going to be not worthy.

    Keep in mind they filmed one that was so bad/devoid of laughs, they never finished editing it.

  • If Jay is around it works well with Josh because he engages him in the topic and everyone can be goofy. But, if it’s a Mike & Rich festival don’t bring Josh or he’ll just be miserable.

  • TheManHole

    Jack hardly said anything the whole time I almost forgot he was even in this episode.

  • Amontillado

    So you’re saying Rich is an asshole to his fiancee, while Jay and Jack will be the only ones to make it to their 70th birthday. I can dig it!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    How about the Resident Evil episode? I got some of the best laughs out of that one to this day.

    I also like to show the Grown Ups 2 review. It’s short enough to keep the person’s interest (let’s face it, it’s hard to get someone to watch over a 5-minute youtube video, let alone 30 or 50). It also sets up RLM’s style of humor and shows the effort they put in their sets and effects.

  • Amontillado

    Oh yeah? Well, uh, uh, take this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEZjlYT-I60

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I dunno, I haven’t watched a single episode. I just remember reading an article about it around season three or maybe four.

  • Amontillado
  • Sully

    Yeah, Wizard’s pretty humorless. Jay doesn’t get overly goofy either, but he can at least roll with Mike and Rich, or at least laugh at their antics without it being cringeworthy.

  • Amontillado

    It’s called the RLM bump

  • Yeah. I remember them saying that. It’s “””easy””” to fix though. Do less material and make it 25-35 minutes tops. Go with a different direction, discuss the business of b-movie garbage or talk about the director. Research things. It does not need to be funny just interesting.

  • TheManHole

    Yeah but Rich was on his phone like a teen age girl for the whole viewing. You expect too much from these frauds.

  • Amontillado

    DON WILSON HERE, JUST WANT TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT I RUN IOWA’S LARGEST ANIMAL RESERVE!

  • Wizard just has a different touch. He’s really good in 2013 eps. He seems tired of the interruptions and stuff.

    #WORKASATEAM

  • Amontillado
  • Amontillado

    No matter where you go, his eyes always follow you…

  • Amontillado

    He’s out of mana Boss. He just needs to drink some more of the blue stuff…

  • Well they do really good shows generally. It seems like they don’t care so much anymore. I don’t know.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    He is good for obscure trivia when it comes to these z-grade movies. Like Jay.

    Not Mike though, Mike can’t even remember his own name sometimes.

  • Red Skeleton

    I was never THAT in to BotW until recently… it just seemed like they had a steady stream of winners until now.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Nah, the previous BotW was pretty decent, and they went all out with the tape destruction (miniatures!).

  • Sully

    Carl Urban wants Dredd to become a streaming series for Netflix or Amazon.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    He’s been saying that for a couple of years. It’ll never happen.

  • No I think they all know alot of stuff. I just imagine when they shoot it that it’s not as fun or engaging anymore to do as it was. Mike used to nail it when he was asked to describe the movies. It was blunt fun. Now he acts as a 10 year old asking Rich to say pee pee jokes about Shaq. I can see Wizard not finding the filming funny.

  • Sully

    Never say never. If there’s interest, the suits will chase it, especially in a post-DareDevil, post-Deadpool, pro-R-rated studio climate. We’ll see.

  • Maybe

    Jeebs, we’re all applying such a high critical standard of disappointment to an internet spoof show. Yet, if it were a blockbuster (that wasn’t produced by Warner Brothers), we’d all be, “It’s just popcorn. Unclench.” or, even, “Genius!”

    C’mon, guys. What is the fuck?

  • Yeah. But it has generally dropped in quality. They have done HitB for 5 years now and BotW for 3 so it’s bound to happen that it’s not as engaging.

  • Maybe

    Carl Urban gotta eat.

  • I think that is more for the initiated and Rich Evans fans.

  • Sully

    What is the fuck? I agree.

  • Yes. The classics. Oh. The classics

  • Joe Syxpac

    I kinda liked this one. I got a couple of laughs, censored boobs and veejays out of it and that’s all I expect.

  • Sully
  • I’m paying for the show and I want it to be good. This is actually the only internet content I watch.

  • Palpatine

    I didn’t think it was a bad episode. The Shaq joke had me in tears!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I don’t blame the guys, I blame the lame movies.

  • Joe Syxpac

    The only thing that upset me about this one is they kinda shit all over one of my favorite movies. The movie that taught me how to treat a lady and made me the manly man I am today.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, I can totally see it happening. TV is primed for anything and everything right now.

  • Maybe

    Sure. So, you might as well ruin it with more superheroes.

  • tOmy`

    You don’t even watch TV, why do you care?

  • Oppai

    I’m going to meet him at DragonCon. Stoked.

  • Oppai

    I thought it was the best one in ages.

  • Sully

    Dredd isn’t really a superhero story as much as a dystopian police drama.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I just don’t know about the TV budget. The one thing I didn’t like about Urban’s Dredd movie was how cheap it all looked. I mean, the Lawmasters were just regular bikes with some awkward body kit. Mega-City One looked just like Johannesburg with some megablocks added digitally. The cars were regular cars from our time.

    It should’ve been the other way around. Stallone’s Judge Dredd should’ve been the one with the micro budget, and Urban’s Dredd with the more expensive one.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Did DC payed you off or something?

    STOP SHAMMING THESE INBRED ALCOHOLICS!

  • Oppai

    I’m praying for you boss ninja.

  • tOmy`

    Wellp, here is your final X-Men: Apoopalypse trailer:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jer8XjMrUB4

    #ForgetAllYouKnow #YouAreNotStudentsAnymore

    And speaking of living in a wonderful world, what the fuck does “just because there is not a war doesn’t mean there is a peace” even mean?

  • Palpatine

    If you’re wondering what the picture on Rich’s beer bottle is, here you go:
    http://m.imgur.com/plXUMZu

  • dollar store cashier wife

    HiTB is the one that needs to be interesting. The movies on BOTW/WOTW don’t deserve thoughtful anal-ysis.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Product placement! +5

    #cinematic universe

  • Well thanks or whatever.

  • Walking to the bank as we speak. But I think they deserve some criticism for this one to be honest.

  • Sully

    TV shows, comparably, can actually have larger budgets than movies because they’re reusing sets, costumes, and shots more often. The Walking Dead has a 2.75 mil-per episode budget. Over the last 6 seasons, it has cost roughly 200mil to make. Dredd’s film budget was under 50mil.
    It can be done.
    The budget of Season 1 of DareDevil was about 15mil more than Dredd’s film budget.

  • And if the band you’re in starts playing different tunes, I’ll see you on the worst side of the wheel.

  • Copyright GMP Pictures.

  • Sully

    Let us all know what his meat tastes like.

  • I like obscure VHS vintage facts. The industry itself is so whack and if they’d just do Don Wilson jokes and act like 10 year olds it would not work. I think it’s the balance even though it an alcoholics anonymous balance it still needs it.

  • Sully

    They’re talking about butthole rape obviously, so pucker up, motherfuckers. Here comes the mutants. Brown eye marks the spot!

    https://media.giphy.com/media/wbrL4vWp3xXW/giphy.gif

  • Oppai

    “The movie is 80 percent rape. For some reason everyone, including the hero rapes. Rape is a sport. Rape is a… past time. Rape is a reward… rape is a punishment.”

    “So it’s like a fraternity?”

    “Are you saying fraternity’s get raped or do rapes?”

    Jay off camera “hahah do raapes”

    “Is this the 1950’s song? It don’t mean a thing if you don’t got that rape! Do rape do rape do rape!”

  • Oppai

    K. Ill send you some.

  • Sully

    They deserve criticism at every turn. It builds character, and separates the wheat from the chaff.

  • I’d watch that and a bag of potato chips. Hope it happens, that new Star Trek show ain’t going nowhere. It could work and be good.

  • Sully

    Yay!!!

  • Yeerp… yeep… yeapp…

  • tOmy`

    Wait, what? DD was that expensive?

    Holy shit it was. Why?

  • Oppai

    yuk. that stuff is all sugar.

  • Amontillado

    Aren’t we all a little initiated deep down inside?

  • RLMkeepitup

    i’m always clenching now, just my way of working things out

  • Amontillado

    Best.goddamn soda.ever.

  • tOmy`

    “The best is this beer.”

    That’s a beer?

  • Amontillado

    Endorsed by Wacky Wacky Whores, LTD.

  • Amontillado

    It’s Jack’s bile, he’s a heterotroph.

  • RLMkeepitup

    this subjects a little too tight for me right now, we can dig deeper later

  • TheManHole

    In other news a second stats joins the massive leap backwards in human progress and passes a law to legalize discrimination under the pretense of religious freedom. Amazing to think of the progress mankind could have made by now if we where not so caught up with supernatural bullshit and space gods.

    We live in a universe of endless possibilities that stretches far beyond what we will ever be able to see. Inside that universe are more galaxies then anyone could comprehend. Inside each galaxy trillions of stars each with the possibility to host a planet able to sustain life. Yet, on one little blue planet in a seemingly meaningless part of the galaxy we are worried that two people of the same sex want to have a wedding.

    Sorry I know this is way off topic just needed to get rant a little on just how dumb this whole thing is.

  • tOmy`

    This is all and nice, but imagine you have to make a wedding cake for someone you really, really don’t like.

  • TheManHole

    Are they black I hate those people.

  • Sully
  • Hey! I’m incognito. I’ll dispose of you when I get my Katana sharpened.

  • Sully

    Silly, Manhole.
    _________________________________________
    Blacks aren’t people. Whoa! There’s the line.

  • Sully

    It’s the Neil Breen of breweries.

  • Maybe

    And he shattered it upon the ground with such disdain, too. Had it been a voodoo-bottle, we’d all have had our hearts broken.

  • Maybe

    Fair enough. You might as well ruin it with more macho, violent, comic book stuff.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Although I don’t agree with discrimination, these laws are being portrayed as a way for anyone to discriminate against gay people, which is a half truth. These laws seem ugly, as in anyone can get away from discrimination. In part they are becoming popular to protect small businesses from litigious gay people (who do exist).

  • Banning religion is fundamentally a totalitarian idea. Criticism is a good thing combined religious freedom. I’m for people to get married who are gay and for people who don’t want to minister a gay marriage. Both need protection. The power of the state must have limits. Gays can find a way to live satisfactory lives even if it’s not ideal and so should “evangelical crackpots” as they are usually called(I don’t like the term).

    I respect people who appose same sex marriage for many reasons. I do fear the fundamentalist christian mass because it’s usually a vengeful one. But still, – everyone – must be allowed to “speak for God” or we will need to silence millions and millions of people and I fear what that would lead to.

  • Maybe

    He said Netflix.

    I pay for Netflix every month. Have for more than nine years.
    More of this sh!t and fewer streaming classic movies is exactly what I don’t want. And, dammit, when have I ever been the one to be silent about the things I don’t want? Hm?

    #YourBall

  • tOmy`

    Ah, sorry, my bad. I get you, yea. For me it’s the more obvious difference:

    I wanna go to a theater, what is playing? Really? Fuck that.
    I wanna see a TV show. Which one should I watch? Nah, don’t feel like that one, but I can choose from 20 others.

  • Maybe

    Nobody’s banning any religion, though. If they were, then the persecution complex would be valid. Otherwise, it’s just a bunch of uptight arseholes, pretending they make the rules.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Why did you cut at 6:38? We all know Susan needed several minutes to reach up there…Don’t try to hide it!

  • Malevolence

    Rich is short and round though… >_>….

  • Palpatine

    In today’s world, you can’t be both for and against something.

  • Maybe

    “Gays can find a way to live satisfactory lives”

    Are you just having a gas?

    It’s Pursuit of Happiness, muddafukkah and “All men are created equal”. NOT Pursuit of Satisfactory Lives (As Long As The Arseholes Will Allow It).

  • tOmy`

    Well, when it comes to gay people, you can totally be against, but that just makes you a fucking asshole.

    No offense to anyone, but yea.

    A fucking cunt.

  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • Sully

    The law in NC HB2 hides much more in the way of shitty little details, cutting education jobs, setting standards for wage payouts (meaning you, as a business owner, aren’t allowed to decide if you want to pay your employees more than standard minimum because it isn’t “fair” to the businesses who didn’t build their models to do so).
    And then there’s all the “We fired you because you’re black, or gay, or Muslim. Want to sue? Go fuck yourself.” details.

    The whole bill has been dubbed “A Trojan Horse of Hate” and for good reason.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, pretty much this.

    I have a lot of black friends, which means I have an unbelievable insight into the gay community and lemme tell you, while “satisfactory” is a cool start, it doesn’t feel like we even reached it yet.

  • Maybe

    “In part.” Nah. These laws are being promoted by people in the community who want the world to button up and kneel for prayer. These are made-up situations.

    The “litigious gay people” in Indiana who had their request for wedding reception services refused were right to sue for their legal protection against discrimination. Period.

    What happened to that “minority doesn’t rule” argument. of yesterday? Evangelicals are the smallest minority of Christians.

    #FuckThat

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Oh god, just because someone doesn’t agree with homosexuality/gay marriage doesn’t mean your an asshole.

  • Sully

    This is America now, Pa.

    http://i.imgur.com/KmnK2Uh.jpg

  • Woah.

  • Maybe

    Correct. It’s the intent to disadvantage someone that makes one an asshole.

    You might not agree with the laws against speeding, either. But, fuck you if you cause a high-speed collision.

  • Maybe

    Yeah. But Gawd forbid you call an asshole an asshole.

  • Sully

    I call everyone an asshole. I’M TAKING THE WORD BACK, PEOPLE!!

  • Maybe

    Do rape.

  • cucadandi

    I really want to prove that I can walk a straight line but I’m also drunk.. Worth the gamble?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Evangelicals are not a minority of Christianity. Evangelicals compose Pentecostal and charismatic denominations, and Evangelical Christianity is one of larger denominations. It’s not just evangelicals that are supporting these laws, thats a generalization.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_in_the_United_States

    Many cases of gay people suing small businesses exist; I’m not going cite them because they happen about once a week.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Well, NC can do whatever it wants. Some small business owner’s WHO AREN”T BIGOTs have the right to refuse business and don’t want to be sued just for expressing their right.

  • I knew there was no way to express that sensetively enough. But Ok. I’ll ask you how would you legislate religious freedom and same sex marriage? How would you find a good footing?

  • A state must still find a balance.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    False equivalency. Just because you don’t agree with homosexuality doesn’t mean you’re going to bring potential harm to them, on the contrary, you have an opinion that doesn’t need to affect the way you behave.

  • That’s bigotry. You are just as bad as gay haters.

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • Maybe

    Wikipedia? Wiki-fyucking-pedia?

    Many cases of many people suing many people for many reasons exist. That’s the system of American law. If there is no basis for an individual suit it gets dismissed.

    You’re kidding yourself. There is a coordinated attempt to repeal certain protections that have become law. Coordinated by monied individuals for purposes of rescinding basic privileges granted under the law. For no social reason other than THOSE INTERESTS are prejudiced.

    The idea that all of this is necessary because poor, poor Evangelical charismatics are in some kind of legal or spiritual danger is FUCKING ABSURD.

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • Captain Prickhard

    Come on, gays- uh, I mean guys. Let’s all refocus our hate on RLM’s lack of professional ambitions and standards.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Uhh, nice ad hominem. The sources are from government and private research. Here, I’ll impersonate you to understand my perspective. ‘OMG, you’re citing wikipedia to tell me when Prince died? But anyone can edit it. OMG, what is wrong with you?’.

  • Sully

    That’ll be the next billboard slogan you’ll see driving down the interstate.

    http://i.imgur.com/ndI78HI.png

  • Wikipedia is really good if the sources are in check.

  • Palpatine

    A balance is always nice.

  • cucadandi

    Mike needs to re-direct his ambitions towards hitting the treadmill.

  • Maybe

    Great. So call the effort to repeal LEGAL PROTECTION what it is.

    “I’m a business owner and I don’t like you so I refuse you business.”

    I got no problem with that. Except, I’d let you know you’ll be out of business when I organize against you.

    Don’t, however, act as if you have higher ground by using language like FREEDOM and RIGHT and CHRIST.
    You’re on shaky ground.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Uhhh, you made the assertion (without stats) that Evangelicals were supporting these laws for pure religious imposition. All I am saying is that SOME SMALL BUSINESSES want protection.

  • Sully

    Nail —> Head

  • Maybe

    And I’m saying you can throw all the wonky statistics around that you want.

    Some small businesess want protection from what? From litigation? My ass! They want to be able to have their prejudices and biases protected and coddled.

    That’s not how America has chosen to progress itself.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You can do that though. You can use those excuses and be defended by the law. Do I need to cite the multiple cases of muslim bakeries denying gay people service without any backlash?…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Well, you came full circle. That’s a generalization. Not all Christians are choosing to refuse service because of legalistic piety but because they disagree with something and are choosing not to reinforce it.

  • Maybe

    Interesting that you are criticizing me of ad hominem-ery in defense of all this Evangelical ad hominem nonsense.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I was putting an end to your straw man. You made a false assertion. You brought up evangelicals because of something I said yesterday about minorities.

  • Maybe

    Yeah. Maybe the Muslims oughtta hire a big PR firm and get a little more Jesusy to get their way?

    Muslims don’t get any backlash. Yeah. Those damn Muslims get away with everything in this United States.

    Please.

  • Captain Prickhard

    Man Sucker-Punched On Lower East Side “Because You Look Like Shia LaBeouf”
    http://gothamist.com/2016/04/26/labeouf_lookalike_roughed_up.php

  • Understandable.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Oh please, just a friendly argument.

  • What’s there not to agree with? Who are the opposers to say that someone can’t be married? I can partially understand that a certain church/denomination may not allow for such marriages (if they want to be bigots, fine, it’s their loss) but unless the country isn’t secular, they have absolutely no right to enforce their religious views onto the matters of the secular state.

  • cucadandi

    OT: I’m aware that this might come across as just another snarky joke, especially in this dreadful community.

    Stil I must ask: Has anyone submitted Scape Cop for BotW? I genuinely hated the movie and as if to add insult to injury I made the mistake of purchasing it digitally so I didn’t even get an expensive coaster out of it.

  • Holy fuck, he does look like Shiah LaBeouf.

  • Maybe

    You haven’t put an end to anything. You’ve just whipped out a “gotcha.”

    Evangelicals are a minority in this country. We are governed by secular laws.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Well no, of course not. Look, I’m a Christian, who am I to say that gay people can’t be married? I may not agree with being gay as a personal choice and I may have some issues with homosexuality, but who am I to deny someone else their right? All I’m saying is that, you are allowed to disagree, but that doesn’t mean you can’t have gay friends, relatives or loved ones. I have gay friends who I love.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You brought up Evangelicals and now you are putting your foot down. Right.

  • Maybe

    Now, you’ve tied it into a knot. You are of the opinion that people should have the right to recuse themselves from law because they disagree with it?

    Yes. exactly. THEIR PREJUDICES AND BIASES YIELD THEIR BEHAVIOR AND THEN THEY COME UP WITH SHINY SPIRITUAL BULLSHIT SLOGANS. And the courts work it all out.

    Thankfully, our courts see through most of this crap for what it is. Political chicanery.

  • Sully

    That’s easy. If gay marriage is against your religion, don’t get gay married. If it’s not, and you happen to be gay. Do you, boo. If you are gay, but gay marriage does go against you’re religion, you’re in the wrong religion and have bigger things to worry about.

    The more educated answer is this: Gay marriage, at least at some capacity, has existed in the Christian church up until around the late 18th century. It’s only recently that Christianity has become so sexually closed minded. Hell, priests and Popes could marry back in the day (around 40 previous popes were married).
    The thing is, the denial of gay marriage has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with assholes using religion to mask their own hate-fueled agendas. It’s nothing new. People have been doing it for forever, but it sucks.
    My view is this… you don’t pay taxes, you don’t get to push your views on the people who do. Religious institutions don’t pay taxes, so…

  • Captain Prickhard

    Mail a copy to the Rifftrax office in San Diego(?).

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I think their commentary constitutes as a riff track…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You’re right, everyone else is wrong, got it.

  • Sully

    Has anyone seen Wizard lately? Half of those lawsuits might show Neil Breen as the presiding Judge.

  • No it’s a deeply rooted cultural and historical matter. Religion goes hand in hand with American history. It is also a very big thing to constitutionally change the terms for marriage even if it is for the better. It is a big deal. Even the most despised and religious ideal must in some form be protected if it’s not criminal. The bigotry and violence from the religious camps must of course stop. But a state must never be allowed to silence religious thought. It will never work this way. If we live in a democracy it must be allowed to function

  • Sully

    Is that why you took Anakin under your wing?

  • Palpatine

    Yup.

  • Maybe

    In America? Separation of Church and State. Period.
    But I don’t get that, either. I get Christianity pretending it’s THE religion that all others need to kowtow to, while simultaneously pretending it’s at risk.

    Look, I get the back and forth. It’s an argument that has gone on for centuries. I’m just saying…call it what it is: It’s not about Religious Freedom. It’s an attempt by The Right to rescind legal privileges. It’s an attempt to legalize GOD HATES FAGS.

    That’s what it is.

    You are free to belief anything you want. You are free to get upset when the beliefs of others infringe upon your comfort. You are not free to discriminate legally.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    DOFP was on tv the other day. Quitted on it after 20 minutes. X-Men movies have always been so frumpy to my eyes. There were some sequences that were in faux-8MM, that made me go “What is this?” and then, Singer has a cameo filming the action. Embarrassing.

  • Sully

    Never silence religious thought, sure, but also never allow it to govern. This nation was built as a melting pot, so no religion should be allowed to shape legislation, because it will almost always step on the toes of another, and then you’re stuck in that circle jerk known as “My religion is the only valid religion” debate, which no one ever wins, because they were all stolen from snake worshipping dirt people.

  • Sully

    Is he yin or yang?

  • If I had a physical copy, I would.

  • Yes. This.

  • Sully

    Yeah. He skipped me in line. It was a long day, but I got to go eighth.

  • Sully

    That’s not how they work.

  • Sully

    *dough

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How to ruin your favorite TV show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcNoB4O9Mg8

  • Maybe

    I am saying: If you support laws with the intent of rescinding the social privileges of another group based on your disagreement, you are in the wrong. And, couch it anyway you like, you MOST DEFINITELY are bringing harm onto those people. There’s no “potential” about it.

    You, personally, can pretend to have all the gay friends you want and tsk-tsk them when it comes time for them to pursue their happiness through marriage. You, personally, are not the State.

    I’ve never said otherwise.

  • Maybe

    The choosing to get away from religious stricture is what is AMERICAN.

    And marriage is a legal institution. Always has been. It started as a means to dictate the exchange of property. The idea of marriage as “sacred” or “religious-based” is, simply, not correct.

  • Say, are all sly foxes related to Sylvester Stallone?

  • Sully

    Depriving people the same social freedoms that others *enjoy does bring harm to them.

    *marriage isn’t for everyone

  • TheManHole

    It goes beyond just making someone a cake or holding a wedding at your facility. These laws as their are drafted could be used to deny housing, employment, counseling, and pretty much anything run by a privet individual or company.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Never said to deprive someone. You pulled that out of your butt.

  • Tapeworm

    Well it just doesn’t make sense though. You have “gay friends who you love”, but in your heart you believe they should be punished by a higher force for the way they live? And notice how I did not say “choose to”

    Anyways, I’m out, this is way too pricky issue (as in I become a prick) issue.

  • Sully

    Are you sure it’s because you’re drunk and not because you’re not yet used to your new asian eyes?

  • Maybe

    We are talking about laws that allow depriving people of legal privileges due to a religious opinion.

    Quit playing a game.

  • cucadandi

    Waaat?

  • Sully

    What Pa said… beneath me.

    We’re not gay though. But have you seen his abs?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Never said they should be punished. You said that.

  • Maybe

    I so-wanna be gay right now. And, I so-wanna be gay right on the front lawn of an Evangelical church!

  • Sully

    You don’t consider a lack of civil rights a form of punishment?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You’re pretty aggressive. I will quit with you. You’re a jerk.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Star Wars? Fuck off!

    Army of Darkness? Yes please!

  • Sully

    He’s my 50th cousin.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You didn’t talk about Michael Jackson, the real life white walker.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    As a Christian I believe in separation of Church and State. Lack of civill rights is unfortunate. If I want to deny service to someone for any reason, I shouldn’t have to worry to be sued. That is the base of my statement. You guys ganged up on me becuase it’s easy for you to come out on top.

  • Sully

    “Cum with me if you want to be gay.”

  • What?

  • Maybe

    Ah, so you do-do ad hominem.

    #DoRape

  • cucadandi

    How to improve upon your favorite TV-show https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODNc4LX5cac

  • Sounds easy enough.

    Well Christianity is not a monolith so it has branched out to many forms. Your educated answer is unsatisfactory to me because it ignores the period between 100-300 BC that is where the evangelical focus lies at most. As for Christianity mixing with other cultures and becoming watered down the strongest red thread throughout protestant catholic and orthodox branches is that marriage is between man and woman. Your examples are oddities that have been injected and rejected. The times Christianity structured itself to an organisation rather than movement the marriage issue was ratified to look as we see as traditional through meetings and scriptural application. As for popes getting married I have not studied it. Christianity is so fascinating. I love reading about it.

    Religion must in many cases be protected from the state and I’m happy to support the non tax paying system we have now.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You’re almost always a prick, so, not really a surprise there.

  • cucadandi

    Us being the silent minority(?) who hated Space Cop? I’m so confused.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Well, it’s the South… Duh…

  • cucadandi

    These frauds work?

  • Captain Prickhard
  • Tapeworm

    ikr

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Just scrolling down, looking for someone to pick apart. Tapeworm, Sully and Pa; Social Justice Incarnate!

  • Sully

    That’s because it’s easy to win a debate when you’re in the right. Why would anyone want to deny service to someone just because they don’t agree with their life choices? I could understand a “Fuck you, you’re a child rapist. Get out of my store” situation, but why deny a gay couple a cake? Why deny a Muslim a job? It’s meaningless bigotry and not supported by any religious text, and it opens a whole can of worms that could potentially backfire on the Christian community and harm them just as much as anyone else.
    I’m not going to hire you” or “I’m going to deny you that promotion because I can’t have someone who believes Jesus was the son of the lawd on my board.
    We’re a scientific organization, so no bible thumpers in the Space Program.
    And then we’d have a “war on Christmas” debate on every 24hr news network every day of the fucking year.
    Why not a ‘Disagree but don’t Deny’ attitude?

  • Oh you are for a separation? I’ve been reading up on the issue. I find it necessary and I must admit I’ve never understood the term christian nation because I think it devalues the whole sandal wearing disciple thing. I understand the U.S has a different history than Sweden but most Christians from America I talked to are kind of hippies and well that’s usually my kind of people that I connect with so they are mostly like a Swedish evangelical. Ehm… basically that you can’t force people to act christian through a christian state. I like that crowd.

  • Maybe

    Yeah. And I’M the jerk.

  • Sully

    Hey, man. I still love you. We may not see eye-to-eye, but that’s mostly because I’m a 2ft tall fox…. and I can’t fucking stand organized religion.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Oh please, stop trying to make yourself feel better. Take a joke you big baby.

  • Tapeworm

    Exactly, I agree with literally everything Pa says.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I know. Trust me, I can take it.

  • Well both. Many viewed Christianity as a safe haven from European oppression.

  • Sully

    Even about his abs? Because he’s yet to prove it.

  • Yes but what if the state governs religion? Is that not of equal concern?

  • TheManHole

    Just as you can get 10 different descriptions of the same person you can get countless interpretations of a word. Now take a whole book and you can make it say what ever you want.

  • Tapeworm

    Dude, they had to take a bit of his colon out to make way for all the muscles.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Well, Christians get a bad name from big name stories that portray us all awfully. This isn’t a Christian, nation. As Pa said, it’s very much secular, obviously. The same public laws that protect me, protect my neighbors. Totally for separation of church and state.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Glad to see you share an opinion with someone else. Or that you have an opinion.

  • TheManHole

    Only when wasted.

  • Sully

    Exactly.
    The bible is a hammer. A tool in one hand can easily become a weapon in another.

  • Maybe

    What? Of those three, I AM the jerk.

  • Maybe

    It was a pretty BIG bit, too, dammit!

  • Good. You pass. I won’t destroy you when I purge your planet.

    #VOTETRUMP

  • Sully

    It’s true, Wint. He is. He’s famous for it. I blame Andrew.

  • Mr. Breen has powers we cannot fathom. I fear the worst.

  • TheManHole

    OH MY GAWD!!! It all makes sense now! Trump is a Gungan!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Well, you and Pa are trying to suppress my opinion, so the answer to your postulation should be a no brainer… If I want to deny someone service becuase they are wearing a swastika t-shirt or want a wedding cake with a big cock a balls on it, I shouldn’t’ have to get sued just becuase i deny them service.

  • Tapeworm

    Listen man, I did voice my opinion and you rightly pointed out there was a bit of flawed logic in it. I’m not here to antagonize anybody, but of course it easily happens when personal politics are involved. I called myself an SJW many times so we can go on a prolonged flame war without a point or just shut up about stuff that we know isn’t going to change through our bitching.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    This isnt’ our first go around.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    No offense but saying you’re ‘in the right’ is something a freshman posts on Huffingtonpost… Guess you are alright with difference of opinion just a long as you agree with it…

  • Maybe

    A very classy Gungan. The classiest.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Eh, Andrew and I are tighter then two coat of paint.

  • DanteSuckfest202

    Josh, I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.

  • What you earthlings call a reptilian… and what you mistakenly call Illuminati? Oh you have no idea of what is coming…………
    Huehuehue

  • TheManHole

    But did you get to see his ball sack??

  • Earth

    I’m not sure a sword like that would be appropriate for a stealthy ninja.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Well, yeah, that’s fine. I am in no way going to continue. Also, I’m just being a contrarian, you do know that right? I’m a skeptic/critic.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Also, way to turn this WHOLE thing around and make it about YOU!
    #diva

  • Tapeworm

    You should have called me a lovely boy then instead of a prick.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    What do I get for surviving the onslaught?

  • Earth

    Wait a minute, he said 21st century in 1992?

  • Like Icare

    Banning religion is fundamentally a totalitarian idea.

    No. That’s banning FAITH.
    Because faith, not religion, is a human emotion.

    Religion is bunch of old, preferably bearded guys coming to a consensus on how they will limit and exploit said human emotion in others – or how will they kill them if they misbehave.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Can’t say we don’t keep things spicy around here!
    On another note, I find all the meta-jokes of RLM endearing, and something to think of fondly as I lay in bed thinking about:
    1) Porn Addiction
    2) Child Slavery
    3) Leukemia
    4) Widows eating TraderJoes, ALONE!
    5) Blind Kittens
    6) Spike Jones
    7) Thigh Chaffing

  • Maybe

    You call that an onslaught? When did it go from a friendly discussion to an onslaught?

    Hey, if people can’t discuss things passionately, then they might as well just stick to talking about Marvel movies.

  • Like Icare

    Not if you stand on it and it says “One at a time, please.”
    Then it’s just asking for it.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I know, I love you buddy. You were one of first people to chew me out a few years ago when I first started posting here.

  • Well that was a “fun” discussion. I’m out but I enjoyed it. Hope we all can be friends. And a small dose if irony for you all: “If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me”

    XoXo

  • cucadandi

    Are you thinking of them as issues being independent of each other? Because personally I see many of those listed overlapping. Take Spike Jonze and Child Slavery for example.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I know, that was nothing.
    High five?

  • Snake Squeezer
  • Snake Squeezer

    I remember the first time I was assaulted by a trans woman in the bathroom, best hair styling advice I ever got.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Exactly

  • Ok. Fair enough. XoXo

  • Maybe

    Suppressed?
    Persecution isn’t a suit you should be trying on, Mr. Wint.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Here he/she comes!

  • Tapeworm

    Was I? Man, I need to keep a notebook of that stuff. Or have an achievement system. I’d kill for “Answered by Gryce”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I was called NeverClever and had a charlie chaplin face…

  • Tapeworm

    You have a thing for distinctive mustaches I see.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Last thing, in defense of myself, I do have many gay friends (no pretend).

  • Like Icare

    “We’re a scientific organization, so no bible thumpers in the Space Program.”

    – George, did you fix the airlock?
    – No, but it’s OK. God will fix it. I prayed for it last night.
    – George… When you meet god, which according to our oxygen readings will be soon, tell him to go fuck himself.
    Now I’m gonna call Houston and tell them they can go fuck themselves too, for letting you into the program.

  • Sully

    Christianity’s definition of marriage is that of “between a man and a woman”, but that’s Christianity’s definition, and unfortunately for Christianity, or Abrahamism in general, it didn’t invent marriage. Marriage began as a contract between tribes; a social union for the benefit of the people as a whole. It had nothing to do with children or families, it was about survival. A chief would give his daughter to another chief’s son and the two tribes would benefit from the union by sharing food, land, and warriors. There are many proven cases of sons being paired with sons. It didn’t matter. Everyone else who wasn’t of importance didn’t get “married.” They were pair bonded for their own purposes and no one really gave a shit.
    Money, war and disease fed the fear that fueled the push for couples to be reproductive only, and this later bled into religion.
    “Gotta keep the family name going.”
    “Gotta keep feeding the war machine bodies.”
    “Gotta replenish the purged population.” etc.

    Later on everyone wanted a ceremony to go with their pair bonding and so marriage became the norm. Even then though marriage wasn’t exclusively man and woman for, like, a while.

  • Maybe

    Right?
    The first time I checked my upvotes and saw Percy’s avatar, I squeed.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    The one you see now, is really mine, mine own, my…. precious!

  • Tapeworm

    It just gives that comment an extra classiness.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I stutter have a psoriasis and have been called fag more times then my real name. I have been wearing it since day one…

  • cucadandi

    Did the advice improve or worsen with the following assaults?

  • Hey, how did you know how my wedding looked like? Well, it was equally offensive to gays and religious people.

  • Like Icare

    Rape WAS a popular past-time in the middle ages. There’s some historical accuracy there.

  • Sully

    There is no moral high ground for denying another person civil rights, thus, if that is where you stand, you’re in the wrong, i.e. the opposite of right.

  • TheManHole

    I keep feeling like we should be guessing what your avatar is going to be like at the movies when they have blurry picture of an actor and we need to guess what movie their were in.

  • Sully

    I LOL’d.

  • Earth
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It goes without saying; Just becuase you have a different way of life/opinion, you shouldn’t have equable rights.
    As a Christian, one of the things I deal with is seeing all the very un-Christ like things going on within the community. Christ would not deny anyone any right. Quite the contrary.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I know you better then the face of my head board…

  • Maybe

    I’m afraid everybody is gonna be so-disappointed tomorrow. I feel my revealed avatar will be the BVS of the Plinketto thread.
    But, put it this way, unlike BVS, the lead-up got everybody’s attention.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It’s going to be Hilary’s face on Trump’s body…

  • TheManHole

    So Just trump?

  • Earth

    Poor guy just wanted to talk ’bout moopies.

  • Earth

    I leave for six hours and you fuckers all start talking about politics and religion?

  • TheManHole

    It was all Andrews fault.

  • OMNI

    Awesome, funny episode. Rich was being a spoiled brat and Wizard was being a dick. Will Wizard not be around much anymore? Is he fed up with the awesome life he has at RLM? What is wrong with Wizard???? Please someone answer these burning questions….

  • It’s fairly common knowledge that Space Cop is not a good movie. It’s something the fans may have enjoyed, I did laugh at some of the jokes but for the most part it was pretty tedious. Feeding Frenzy was a much better movie.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘I drove all the way out here on a Sunday’… Where does he live, Montana?

  • Sully

    DC SHILL!!!

  • Captain Prickhard

    He discovered that he’s pro bono.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Time will tell…

  • Sully

    The state shouldn’t nor won’t govern religion, but if they (religious organizations) think they should have a say in the matter, then they should start contributing financially, AND place themselves on a platform to be regulated.

  • cucadandi

    Pro Bono? Ugh, that guy hasn’t been relevant since Josh(ua) Tree.

  • OMNI

    Pro Boner more like…

  • He’s very busy with work.

  • OMNI

    I love Skip Scop..

  • Palpatine

    I have a feeling the Plinketto won’t be making another appearence.

  • fred

    He wasted an entire. fucking. sunday.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Wizard being a dick? Felt more like self defense to me.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Needs more random side to side action.

  • fred

    It doesn’t look very random, maybe they should use something besides that puck.

  • cucadandi

    I think tedious perfectly describes it, I found myself being just bored throughout it. I had never expected it to be a good film, I was just hoping that it would be more of a good bad film rather than a bad bad film.

  • Palpatine

    They should use a DVD.

  • If I remember correctly Sunday is his only day off from work. I’d be pissed too.

  • fred

    Who gets addicted to porn — like if the internet’s down you start sweating and puking through withdraw and shit.

  • cucadandi

    That toll booth certainly doesn’t work itself.

  • fred

    That QUIRKY dirECTOR Spike Joooooooooones

    – what does he believe in Child slavery or something

  • Maybe

    That’s what she said.

  • fred

    — wasted a whole fucking Sunday

  • dollar store cashier wife

    of Space Cop?

  • Maybe

    Pro boner? I haven’t even asked her name yet.
    #DoRape

  • It’s a shame because it was really well made.

  • fred

    It’s not BOTW –esque. They have an emotional connection to the project and even if they haven’t seen it, it’s mostly bland…not much to riff off of.

  • cucadandi

    on fire.

  • fred

    The outtakes and deleted scenes were better than the actual moopie.

  • fred

    – pillow fight –

  • fred

    or betamax

  • fred

    So apparently I missed some sort of heated religious/political dispute in the comments — too bad, that shit’s usually lots of fun.

  • Yes. I just remembered.

  • fred

    Isn’t he in a band?

  • fred

    They can; people are just too lazy to install automatic ones.

  • He is, I’m not sure how active they are, though.

  • fred

    And Rich says he doesn’t do drugs —

  • Well as I replied. Christianity was brought forth by Christ and the theological base is found in mostly Paul’s writing. There you find many examples of how marriage works in form and purpose. The written custom as is the written word of God as they say is the basis for marriage in Judaism and Christianity.

    As you stated “the denial of gay marriage has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with assholes using religion to mask their own hate-fueled agendas.”

    It still has everything to do with religion. The history, the text.

    I have no idea of what you are rambling about.

  • fred

    Ok never-mind it looks kinda boring.

  • God won.

  • fred

    It’s in our Heeaaarts.

  • That’s why there’s a sequel to “God is not dead” (but Nietzsche is).

  • fred
  • Sully

    I’m not understanding your comment. Seeing something that goes against your beliefs isn’t the same as being denied a civil right.

  • cucadandi

    Guys, while this is indeed both the time and the place for a heated discussion about religion, I implore the both of you – lay down your no doubt sharp rhetorical weapons and rejoin instead the rest of us as we discuss whether Rich or Mike will be the first one to suffer a long overdue heart attack.

  • Sully

    It didn’t originally have anything to do with religion. It’s just another pagan thing that was adopted into the fold;
    speaking of Paul…

  • TheManHole

    Mike is easily the first to the grave he drinks way more then rich does.

  • TheManHole

    Really why not?

  • No they should not. Religion must be free from contributing financially. The richest camp always gets the loudest voice. That is governing religious thought. That is one very good way to actually protect democracy to keep it tax free and strictly a matter of public opinion..

    If a proposal is voiced (even religious) and it’s voted for that is functioning democracy. If a dissenting voice is totally opposite and it’s voted for that is functioning democracy. Don’t ad to it. Don’t take anything away. Don’t bully gays, don’t bully religion. Organize, campaign and vote.

  • Sully

    You’re crazy. Rich wasn’t even here.

  • Sully

    They’ve got too much invested in that steaming pile of patreon money thing to give it only one go round.

  • No. I don’t mind the sharp discussion. I just thought it lost focus from the text to ancient history with we were not debating. I think rambling foxes are cute.

  • cucadandi

    To quote Ledger’s Joker: “It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message” That message being RLM’s disdain for their (admittedly horrible) fans.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Oh my, Double Dragon.

    One of those films that had me retreating to the NES cartridge, praying it was still alive.

  • cucadandi

    I’ll admit I didn’t actually read the discussion as much as I glanced over it and saw ‘religion’ kept popping up. Nevertheless, what do ya say – Rich or Mike?

  • TheManHole

    Your going to get me ban.

  • Sully

    The problem comes when billionaire religious groups are easily able to out-lobby those who actually want democracy instead of a theocracy, or more accurately, a plutocracy of wolves in shepherd clothing.

  • Still besides the point.

  • Eh, both.

  • Sully

    It isn’t though. Abrahamism can’t decide the definition of marriage. It doesn’t belong to them, no matter how many years they’ve been doing it.

  • Tapeworm

    I heard on Twitter that he’s a total Mary Sue.

  • Sully

    Speak for yourself. I’m a beacon of orange-furred hope for a better world, pal.

    Pound Sign: VoteTrump
    Pound Sign: FeelTheSpurn

  • Tapeworm

    I’m not gonna risk it and download Pornhub just in case.

  • Sully

    Just blow into it, and it’ll be fine.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Okay: just being a Christisn doesn’t mean you want to deny someone a civil right. Sort of a stereotype. That’s all I mean.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Hey, once again, not bad at all. Is this going to be on an album with Sunrise?

  • Sully

    *Mary’s Son

    I’ll let myself out.

  • Yep. It’s the opening track. Hopefully it should be out by June.

  • Tapeworm

    Hey now, it’s not “blind kittens”, it’s actually “being-a-puppy-challenged eye cripples”

  • Tapeworm

    Jesus, man!

  • Sully

    That he was.

  • Well again. The authority of the text in Genesis 2:22-24.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Had the same approach when I tried to learn the trumpet and it didn’t work out so well.

  • TheManHole

    Should have tried the pink trombone.

  • Captain Prickhard

    That’s what I said.

  • Sully

    Ah, well I get that. I think even Pa gets that, but there are a fuck ton of your guys that don’t feel that way, and therein lies the issue, and the bigger issue is they’re the ones who seem to have all the tax-free funding to push their personal beliefs, most of which, as you’ve stated yourself, aren’t even fundamentally Christian.

  • Sully

    Turn it around.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Well no, Jeseus didn’t discriminate. He helped everyone who came to him.

  • Maybe

    Saucy!

  • kalke

    Alcoholism will be the end of the show. And it will be worth watching.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    That was a close one 😉

  • Maybe

    Enabler? I haven’t even escorted her to the Whimsical Rape Room yet.

    #Bringin’ItBack

  • I will never die but ye shall.

    -Autobiography, written by God about God.

  • Sully

    Close your asshole, man. Jeezus!

  • TheManHole

    It’s not rape if you yell surprise.

  • TheManHole

    I want to see buzzfeed write the bible.

  • Maybe

    What woman doesn’t love surprises?
    #AmEyeRite,Fellas?

  • Sully

    Are they really “Child Slaves” or are they just well-behaved kids doing what they’re told? Honestly… what’s the difference?

  • OMNI

    His defense was dickish. But that’s the way it happens sometimes. I like Wiz and hope he’s not going anywhere. I also like me some tasty Shaq meat!

  • Fucking braggart. “Ooh, look at me, I’m immortal! Oh, look I created the whole universe!” He makes me sick.

  • Palpatine

    The last episode will be the gang eating Shaq’s corpse.

  • cucadandi

    Thank you. You just provided my love life (or lack thereof) with one hell of a game changer.

  • Sully

    97% I’ve learned.

  • OMNI

    Hah I cant wait till they’re flopping around on the floor vomiting and smearing feces all over themselves and everything, including the videotapes.

  • Well amen to that. And when the republicans need more money for their big corporations mobilize those christian saps and call uncle Sanders a commie.

    Still disagree that it’s technically a theocracy cus the heathen can vote against it.

  • We’ll be there when it happens.

  • Sully

    It’ll be like the post-credits scene in Avengers.

    https://youtu.be/EYiZeszLosE?t=31s

  • Maybe

    We’ll be there drunk when it happens.
    *fixed it

  • OMNI

    I was thinking that removing some of the pegs in the center of the board would give it the randomness it needed. OCD is great isn’t it?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    When can we expect to hear said album? The two songs I’ve heard have convinced me I should check out the whole when it comes out.

  • I’m working on getting some blogs to stream it but that’s still at least a few weeks to go.

  • OMNI

    I totally forgot about that? We’ll they need to do it again but drunk and for real this time.

  • The closing minutes of this festival of low-budget rapesploitation has the same air of menace as the scene in Leaving Las Vegas where the hooker, Sera’s, negotiations with a gang of frat boys ends with her being brutally sexually assaulted.

    I fear for Josh and Rich.

  • It is the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. Definitely the end.

  • Captain Prickhard

    I’m getting a VH1 Behind the Music vibe from RLM.
    [Mike in Copenhagen four years ago (April 2012)]: “RLM was riding high…”
    [Mike spilling his XXL flask on Rich]: “…until it all came crashing down.”
    Lightening Fast: The Rise and Fall of RLM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&t=168&v=Eqwx5fiPkvs&app=desktop
    [Stinger at the end] Josh: ‘I drove all the way out here on a Sunday’

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It’ll end with a game of Poker, with Mike saying “The sky’s the limit.”

    He and Rich will not have it any other way.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Never understood the difference myself; three hots and a cot, I don’t see who wouldn’t want that. Just a little labor exchange.

  • Sully

    And what do they need with money? They’re kids. You stick some Nickelodeon on the box in the break room and all is golden.

  • Like Icare

    Tough to say.
    It’s aimed at US audience. Which I am not.

    Sooo… the OMG effect it is trying to achieve by pointing out how much better the other side has it simply by implementing different policies, often created in USA, is lost on me.

    Then… There’s really nothing new in it for me.
    Apart from the Iceland bit, but that one has issues of its own.
    He even expands on the prison segment he already covered in Sicko, showing prisons in “Scandinavian utopia”.
    I.e. It’s a lot things we’ve seen him cover already.

    The rest… it’s all old news.
    Decriminalization of drugs, school systems and education in general, student debt, school food for kids, prisons, jail time for people running banks, strong unions creating better living conditions for workers and steady profit for companies…
    Meh… preaching to the quire from where I sit.

    BAD parts…

    He fucks up with education in Slovenia, painting it as some ideal “free college” European country.
    Cause it’s not really true.

    1 – it is FAR cheaper than in the US, but not free.
    2 – as it is a small country it has fewer universities and fewer openings. We’re talking 2 million citizens total and half a dozen universities.
    3 – it DOES have private universities and they are more expensive. Still, not as expensive as US ones.
    4 – according to ANY global ranking, Slovenian universities are couple a hundred places below US ones.
    5 – “free” higher education is something Slovenia inherited from Yugoslavia – a country which fell apart after Slovenia seceded from the federation of republics, starting a series of bloody decade-long wars in the rest of the former Yugoslavia.
    AND Slovenia left with money in the banks – most of it belonging to citizens in other Ex-Yu republics. It took 20 years of private lawsuits for them to start the work to pay it back.

    Slovenia is REALLY NOT a good role model for education OR how to run a country the size of USA.
    Too many “buts”. Starting with the whole federal units seceding from the union.
    He should have went with Sweden or something… but I guess he wanted to showcase a smaller country.
    Problem is a smaller country simply doesn’t work the same as a big one.

    Thus the second really bad part… Iceland as an example of how to deal with the financial crisis.
    Which is an island the size of ALMOST two Manhattans.
    With ~330 THOUSAND people living there.
    ~120 thousand of them living in the capitol, Reykjavik.
    Still… he tries to compare it to USA.

    Cause bankers went to jail there.
    Which he somehow, and I’m still not sure how, tries to explain by the fact that there are female bankers in Iceland and that Iceland had the first female president (elected – there were earlier cases elsewhere).
    Except Iceland, instead of bailing out its banks, simply decided to NOT PAY ITS DEBTS and to instead nationalize the banks.

    Brits and Dutch have a different view of the “Icelandic economic miracle”.
    Sure… they paid eventually. By finally, slowly, years later, liquidating the assets of bankrupt banks.
    Went swimmingly for Iceland as they avoided taking large loans to pay off outstanding debts – by not paying them when their clients came asking for their money.

    Oh… and by taking large loans from IMF and Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland…
    In effect, having someone else bail them out.

    But if you were a foreigner with your money in Iceland banks, maybe through a fund of some kind… well fuck you. Learn to do without for a while.
    But hey… something something men are aggressive, women are not – thus only one guy went to prison in USA and banks got bailed out.

    I don’t know why Moore went there with the documentary.
    He’s really shooting himself in the foot while undermining the very efforts and views he’s trying to support.

  • Sully

    Trust me, they’re working on fixing that here in NC.

  • cucadandi

    Break room? Sounds to me like a rather inefficient use of your child sla- I mean well-behaved children?

  • TheManHole

    I always knew it would end this way.

  • Maybe

    No one was hurt badly. No one was banned. All in all, invigorating way to avoid paperwork.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Keep peeing and pooping?, make ’em go naked to cut down on drawers. Constant whining?, blast some propaganda speeches. See, always a solution…

  • durhay

    I’m feel like the final episode will be performed on the rooftop of their studio.

  • Maybe

    “Little Big Shots.” NBC.

  • Like Icare

    I’m usually asleep when it happens.

  • TheManHole

    I could not agree more.

  • Maybe

    God’s a boob man.

  • Sully

    TOO MANY VISIBLE LANDMARKS! BANNED!!!

  • Captain Prickhard

    “I hope we don’t pass out during the audition.”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    The final episode may result in an actual death. (!!!)

  • durhay

    They didn’t get cool with fire safety.

  • Like Icare

    I don’t hate it. Kinda like it actually.

  • Maybe

    Mike: “Kill him. Kill him, Rich.”

    Rich: “Nah. I don’t want to kill him.”

    Mike: “I said KILL HIM.”

    Rich: “OK. OK.”

    Jack: (places palms on cheeks) “Oh my.”

    Josh: (pained noises as he is throttled)

    Rich: (hands around Josh’s throat, squeezing with all of his might) “The only rule is THERE ARE NO RULES.”

    Jay: (laughs from off-screen)

    END SCENE

  • Captain Prickhard

    [flat delivery] “Hi, Freeze. I’m Space Cop.”

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Mike is the man pulling all the strings, while maintaining an abusive relationship with Dick Evans.

  • Sully

    I’ll allow it.

  • Palpatine

    The final episode will be on Nukie.

  • Sully

    Just make it reality tv show and you can cut the budget in half, baby!

  • Sully

    RLM needs a child workforce to process their shit material faster.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    My friend and I were talking about that the other day. Child ‘labor’ force would really help them, double down, on content.

  • Sully

    They need five 3.6 minutes every 18 hours to reboot with a splash of water and some Disney-themed saltines.

  • Captain Prickhard

    This RLM race to the bottom is heading for camgirl territory. Subscribed!

  • What did I miss? Did open a Chaturbate account?

  • durhay

    Live on stage with Shoji Tabuchi

  • TheManHole

    Even worse he registered for the RLM “message board”.

  • Earth
  • cucadandi

    Mike and Rich’s relationship does indeed come across as being heavily influenced by a rather incosistent reward/punishment model. Mike’s no doubt conscious inconsistent application of the model ensures that Rich is at constant unease whenever around Mike, thus solidifying Mike’s status as the alpha male of the group even further.

    We saw further evidence of Mike’s efforts to maintain alpha status when Jay started to bulk up and began to distinguish himself from the rest of the pack by being ‘the hot one’. Mike quickly asserted the potential threat of Jay’s sudden hotness and reacted to it promptly by subtly forcing upon Jay the feminine name of Susan (a name that has effectively managed to stick ever since even with examples of Jay referring to himself not once but several times as this feminine Susan character), thus effectively diminishing if not completely disarming the power Jay briefly wielded.

  • Toffoli_73

    Based on some of these comments, is this episode going to go down as “The Phantom Menace” of the BoTW series? People seem genuinely disappointed. The fan base may start to eat itself like with Star Wars. What would that look like in a fan base already filled to the brim with cynicism? Stay tuned….

  • Sully

    Prequels bad? Nah. Batman v. Superman bad? MARTHA!!!

  • So, what you’re saying is, you’re gay for Jay?

  • Like Icare
  • Sully

    Omitted lives in us all. There were vaccines, but they arrived too late.

  • Earth

    This episode got about 50 more dislikes on youtube than the average BotW.

    ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP! THEY’RE NOTHING BUT HACKFRAUDS!

    FOR REAL!

  • Earth
  • Toffoli_73

    Looks like World War Z with cell phones.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    loud minority. this episode was great.

  • Sully

    This movie seems like it should’ve come out 10 years ago, which, funny enough, is when the book was written.

  • Like Icare

    On a Walking Dead budget. For a single episode.

  • Toffoli_73

    That plane crash. Outstanding.

  • Earth

    This looks like it could’ve been interesting if the faces they made didn’t look so distractingly stupid.

  • Boobs are a mans best friend, not the d(G)og(d). That’s what I read. Religion to me is my wife telling me what to think, feel and do. Organised religion to me is me cleaning the house and doing the taxes. I don’t mind, death will find me soon enough and release me.

  • Sully

    It had its set piece moments, but the narrative lagged a bit. They should recast Wizard with a black guy next time, and get Rich into a push-up bra, STAT!

  • Palpatine

    Yay for minorties!

  • Toffoli_73

    I could see this coming out in 2003ish. Smart phones being new and all.

  • RLMkeepitup

    the pre rec stream proudly went there months ago.

  • Sully

    He’d have to be. I know I am.

  • TheManHole

    Gawd this looks amazing! Shlock in it’s purest form.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    What about asians? Will the next episode have any asians in it?

  • What my wife said.

  • Screenplay: Stephen King? Must bee a typo. Yes, googled it, it’s suppose to say “random garbage compiled to a crappy script that Hollywood picked up”.

  • Toffoli_73

    I can imagine Jackson and Cusack looking at the script and saying, “Sure. Whatever.”

  • Toffoli_73

    Careful. That’s what people use to defend the prequels.

  • RLMkeepitup

    he lost when he created free will #devilwearsprada

  • Sully

    There’s no asian market for RLM. The jokes don’t translate. Well… maybe the rape ones do. And the ones about cannibalism.

  • I’m no minority. I’m a fat Gungan! That makes me the majority. Yuusa deal with it!

  • TheManHole

    Just as long as Samual Jackson punches as a granny I think it’s worth t̶h̶e̶ ̶p̶r̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶a̶d̶m̶i̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n sneaking in the side door.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So in other words: “Go, asians.”

  • TheManHole

    Well that and how many lightsaber fights they have.

  • TheManHole

    Then why did he wear a dress and let his hair grow out.

  • It was “27% RT material” but I’ll still watch it again tomorrow and twenty more times and send my Patreon check like a good boy.

  • cucadandi

    I consider stating one’s gayness for Su- I mean Jay needless to say the least. Aren’t we all ‘gay’ for Jay?

  • Sully

    That’s really racist, and I’m horribly offended. THEY BUILT THE RAILROAD SYSTEM!! AND YOU JUST WANNA SEND’EM PACKIN’?!

  • cucadandi

    I’m new to RLM’s comment section but people keep mentioning this ‘Omitted’ – who is/was this guy?

  • I am sorry to disappoint you, but I’m gay for Rich. I’m into being into bears.

  • Jay’s ex bf.

  • There is a lot of rape in the Philippines. I learned this from Blood Debt. Good to be aware.

  • Sully

    He was pretending to be Irish like most badass wannabes.

  • Sully

    So how soon are you visiting the Philippines?

  • cucadandi

    Completely unrelated to feeling expressed earlier in this discussion – does that mean Jay is currently single?

  • TheManHole

    He’s the hero RLM deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll ban him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a slutty guardian, a cumful protector. A flamboyant knight.

    Have I killed this “Joke” yet?!?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Hey, it wasn’t my idea:
    http://i.imgur.com/i8Vicgg.png

  • “Do lape. Do lape. Do lape.”

    Works for me.

  • cucadandi

    Sounds like my ex.

  • They could do better? That’s my question. Well maybe not Mr. 2012 but certainly Mr. Pulp Fiction must get better offers.

  • Sully

    I’ll allow it. Just don’t let my asian neighbor hear you say that.

    http://i.imgur.com/0BUgL.jpg

  • TheManHole

    Cuteness overload!!

  • TheManHole

    The scary thought about this anal-ogy is that Phantom Menace was not even the worst prequel. Can’t wait for the “Attack of the clones” HiTB.

  • I hear the rapes have completely stopped in New York ever since a crazy elderly person shot everyone with a machine gun. I’m definitively taking my family there.

  • RLMkeepitup

    has john cusack taken any good roles lately. 2020 and room whatever were much bad

  • RLMkeepitup

    yep, you called it

  • Like Icare

    He was in that movie with snakes on the airplane.

    He don’t give a fuck about quality. Just the quantity of cash written out on his cheque.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Am I supposed to be scared by a bunch of open-mouthed idiots, who forgot to put on their zombie makeup? Seriously, this has to be the dumbest spin on the zombie apocalypse theme in history.

  • TheManHole

    That’s not even his most embarrassing role are we forgetting this guy was in all the prequels?!

  • Sully

    “called”

    I c wut u did dur.

  • My mistake. Mr. 2012 is the hero of the movie now.

  • Like Icare

    Not that I know of.

    Hey… he did his own kickboxing in War, Inc. Sport of the future and all.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M14HEX6FKoI

  • Like Icare

    People got jacked.

  • cucadandi

    With that many cuts in a fight scene my handicapped grandmother could pass off as a martial arts expert.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Saban Film” Didn’t they make Power Rangers?

  • RLMkeepitup

    lols. power ranger noises, don’t forget those!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey, Nass! AAAAARRRGGGHHH! TRY GETTING A BONGO NOW, YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU FUCKING BASTARD!

  • junkevil

    I think Rage would have been fine if the idtech5 engine didn’t suck so bad. Gunplay was great, shooting limbs was fun, racing was meh, but texture pop-in on a gaming machine is just lame though.

  • RLMkeepitup

    asians don’t laugh at bad jokes, we have a problem here!

  • Like Icare

    He actually has a black belt in kickboxing.
    Guy he fought back in Grosse Pointe Blank was his instructor.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ScNLt2zNc
    Also, his buddy and a world kickboxing champion several times over.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M645871Re7k

  • Sully

    To New York? Damn. That’s fucked up, Nass.

  • Sully

    Hey!

    He’s married.

  • Sully

    A legend. I must say no more.

  • cucadandi

    I love Grosse Point Blank, I had no idea Cusack was a black belt. Pity the director of War Inc. didn’t showcase Cusack’s skills more.

  • Indeed, they did.

  • Sully

    That depends on how attached you are to your dick soul.

  • Sully

    Ew… and more ew. That’s two ews in one comment.

    Fun Fact: When I initially wrote this comment my auto-correct changed “ews” to “jews.” Apple confirmed for anti-Semitic.

  • cucadandi

    I sold it to a guy years ago. I should probably give him a call and see if he’d be up for a nenegotiation.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    And Alabama Football propaganda.

  • Palpatine

    They dubbed a lot of anime.

  • Like Icare

    At one point they also had a plan of remaking Sailor Moon for the US audiences.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODz7ankdTHw

  • Like Icare
  • cucadandi

    Back when Mike was the hot one.

  • cucadandi

    Funny, my auto-correct keeps changing jews to ews.

  • OMNI

    It’s like a combo of: The Happening, 28 days, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, World War Z and A Verizon commercial…but I still want to watch it, I’m a J Cusack fan

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    First, worst and last plinketto… (My phone autocorrected plinketto to Plinket… Sad, I know…)

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Why does everyone dislike this episode? I see much chatter about disliking it, but not many reasons for supporting that opinion. To me it was pretty funny.

    Asking für a freund.

  • OMNI

    I laughed a lot at this episode and the movies they have selected are way better than the old batch.

  • OMNI

    I think they just need to tweak the Plinketto and it would yield much better results

  • Sully

    Tomato/Dutch Oven

  • cucadandi

    You see for reasons not nescesary to state here I type jews a lot in my writing, so you can imagine it’s a huge hassle.

  • Sully

    It’s not worth. Omitted has eternal dibs anyway.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Yeah, about 10 years late on the ball there…

  • Sully

    Is that your really passive-aggressive way of saying they should murder Wizard with the puck?
    He’s not that bad.

  • Captain Prickhard

    Cusack looks like an old drag queen in some shots.

  • cucadandi

    I think if the puck was on fire that would add a lot. Plus it would give them a legitimate reason to comically put out a fire every episode.

  • Palpatine

    Beats me.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Agree!

  • Like Icare

    Knowing RLM, they’ll pull that thing again just because fuck the audience.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Hopefully next time it actually collapses…

  • cucadandi

    Let’s hope there are no casualty(ies).

  • Like Icare

    No consistent theme. Movies simply not as bad as others. No destruction. In-group bullying. Not enough rape…

  • OMNI

    No I like Wizard, but under pressure his wit fizzles out and then he gets frustrated (I have this problem sometimes) so I doesn’t look good on film and the tension was Palpatine thus ruining the comic vibe but I enjoy when the guys are fucking with each other whilst under the influence of alcohol, but a flaming puck would be awesome.
    I thought that if they remove half of the pegs it would be all chaotic and shit…..

  • Maybe

    He was fine in LOVE & MERCY.

    Not great. Fine.

  • OMNI

    His sister is faring better, I think. I haven’t seen her in a while

  • Domo

    The reasons probably center around Rich and Josh getting fed up or being visibly annoyed by Mike’s behavior, no one to really steer the conversation either through someone like Jay or through editing, and the general “Going off the rails” feel of the episode.

    This one is definitely a weird episode, but it’s not bad. Everything just seems amplified. Rape jokes, cannibalism, poking fun at others is ramped up to 11 because Mike seems full on plastered both in front of the camera and in the editing room.

    In fact, I hate it so damn much I’m going to listen to it for a 3rd time!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Definitely not enough rape, I give you that.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    That’s all fair, but none of that stuff really matters to me as long as the episode makes me laugh, which it did.

  • OMNI

    Mike was hilarious in this episode. That smirk on his face before talking over Rich for the second time was priceless.

  • Maybe

    Lasik!

  • OMNI

    Where’s your Emin-Evidence?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You kidding? That would help create a spike in ratings!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I didn’t think this episode was bad. Not bad at all actually. Pretty funny I thought. The movies sucked, sure, but overall, it was good.

  • Domo

    As long as you like it, that’s all that really matters.

  • OMNI

    Sometimes Rich looks strung-out as hell, sometimes he looks blazed to the bone.

  • Maybe

    OK, Mr. PhD. Put it back in the pants.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Fa’ sho. I was just wondering why it was getting some heat. All fair reasons.

  • Maybe

    A victim of society and all its ills.

    #IStillBlameAndrew

  • cucadandi

    I am indeed kidding. A certain neckbeard who’s been given plenty attention in the comments comes to mind.

  • Sully

    Hasselhoff is huge with the Germans.

    Or so I hear.

  • Rich and Mike are acting like 10 y olds for the last 10 minutes. If Josh would have punched them in the face I would actually laugh at that Shaq joke.

    #TEAMWIZARD

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I think this is exactly why I liked it. CRINGE, BABY. CRINGE.

  • It’s never fun when there is this one guy who is not in on the joke, ruins the mood. Gets worse when they keep pressing the joke and interrupting Josh when he’s not in on it. It was actually the first time I felt like bad after watching anything from RLM.

  • Malevolence

    I think Robert Patrick looked like a cross between Vanilla Ice and Marve from Home Alone

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    The episode did have a mild “Stark Trek: Nemesis” vibe, I agree.

  • It’s got a worse IMDB rating than Phantom Menace for one.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Josh? Oh, after a while he grows on you, as in, he makes sexual advances on you…

  • cucadandi

    Making him all the more the perfect candidate.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Fucking Ricks…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I think it’s a lot of the new faces that may not be used to the dynamic between these guys. Like, I’ve seen every ep at least twice, and by now it’s all pretty much fair game.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    While you play the binding of Isaac?

  • bleurgh

    Generally there’s some comedy to mine out of the movies. These were just bad-bad and not good-bad.

  • But still I have no idea of what’s going on outside the actual material that becomes the video and it does not matter. They spend 6 hours watching crap and then try to make material witch they deliver with quality. Other internet channels are just a waste of time but RLM has done stuff for more then 5 years now and still it’s really good.

  • Within a period of five minutes we go from death to slapstick to rape to cannibalism…
    -It’s gonna be great.

  • Domo

    The rape is the slapstick!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    That’s more or less my view. I don’t have the will to heavily criticize a video about guys from Milwaukee watching a few bad movies and making jokes about them. My personal stock in it is fairly low.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Gross…

  • Maybe
  • Domo

    Not slapdick. Slapstick!

  • Joe

    Josh, was that a reference to Comedy Bang Bang?

  • Right back in their faces!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It actually was!

  • Joe

    I thought this episode, like all episodes, was entertaining.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    As opposed to mature Rich and Mike who make Ebola,9/11 and AIDS jokes on HiTB?

  • cucadandi

    Hey! You leave my beloved 9/11 jokes alone, damn it!

  • Maybe

    P.S. Where is tOmy?

  • Sully

    *Comedy Rape Rape

  • This is schlock commenting on other schlock. It’s like what is worse, rape or rape?

  • RLMkeepitup

    just odd vibes maybe a round of bad movies though

  • Sully

    Gross.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    they also make the same jokes about rape,race,gender and age. Truly the parthenon of intellegent and tasteful humor!

  • Maybe

    One enters The Whimsical Room of one’s own accord. U shouldn’t go in there dressed in a loincloth, U know what eye’m sayin’?

    #AshamedSometimesOfMyself

  • It’s not the jokes it’s the chemistry. Rape is not fun without that special connection…. wait… no, you heard me.

  • Rape is not as gross as a talking animal.

  • RLMkeepitup

    yep it was good for its time, they will say

  • dollar store cashier wife

    In the voice of Justine Bateman:

    C’mon!

  • Captain Prickhard
  • Maybe

    Gross.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He’s translating Mythbusters to make benefit for glorious nation of czech republic.

    That or in a pub.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    tOmy’s father is Boltok the Rapist

  • Maybe

    Is he translating the episodes in Borat-speak? Because that would be funny.

    I’m just on edge because of the hambannering lately.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This myth is bust not

  • RLMkeepitup

    “Are you Ted Cruz’s sister?” Hold on Maury, that’s for another episode!

  • Palpatine

    tOmy died on the way back to his home planet.

  • Maybe

    Ted Cruz…You are NOT going to be President of the United States.

    AW!! AAIIEEGGHH!! MURRAY!!! MURRY!!!

  • LV-24czech

  • Hah. They don’t even have science in Czech. All they have is memories of the Gulag. Poor idiots.

    #TRUESTORY

  • Sully

    Too late!

  • Palpatine

    But Bernie will be President!

  • Sully

    FEEL THE BERN… and apply ointment when necessary.

  • Sully

    What about a ham pineapple? What about that, motherfucker!

  • GROSS!

  • Sully

    Now we’re on the same page!

  • cucadandi

    In my opinion nothing manages to melt the steel beams-, uh, I mean, BREAK THE ICE like a well told 9/11 joke.

  • 75 years of age when he steps into office.

    Wat does diz button do, ja?
    -No Bernie. *nuclear holocaust engaged*

    Ja, mein Furer!
    -Uncle Bernie is talking to his Hitler doll again.

    Senile old crazy Bernie.

  • I still hate you with a passion. Your fur is smelly and you have yellow teeth.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Jacks psychic.

  • Sully

    I’d like to thank you guys for being able to so smoothly slide back into our usual antics post-debate. I’ve been unfriended on Facebook by family members for less. You’re all good people. I’m giving you the Sully Seal of Awesomeness, which doesn’t come cheap, btw. It’s worth at least 20,000 dirham on the United Arab black market.

  • Palpatine

    I was an old man when I was in office.

  • Thanks for sharing all your furry porn with me.

  • Sully

    You’re welcome. It’s yours now, by the way. All of it. You keep it. You keep it over there. No, I don’t even want to touch it.

  • I scan my porn for viruses after masturbating. There’s no danger.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I thought it was one of the funniest one in a while. Mike and Rich destroying the end with piles of Shaq meat was hysterical.

  • Sully

    He’s the POTUS we need.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    That bit was the best part.

  • Sully

    But do you scan your viruses for porn? Have you ever seen 2 Immunodeficiency germs going at it? HAWT!

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I think the mike rich thing shows how good their friendship is, you have to be close to be that rude to someone. But it is always hard to tell if mikes acting drunk or is really drunk.

  • Sully

    My fur attracts all the bitches. As for my teeth?

    https://wallpaperscraft.com/image/fox_open_mouth_teeth_predator_66493_3840x2160.jpg

    I’ll wait for your apology, swineapple!

  • OMNI

    She’s HAWT!!

  • Sully

    They really bring down the towers house…

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    You guys need to give yourselves more credit. I scrolled down and read all the religion stuff.

    It was the sort of a grown-up discussion I expect out of all of you. Stop being so bloody hard on yourselves.

    Today, you’re all sheriffs. Or deputies.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Dont forget, AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS.

  • Rule 34?

  • How did you learn to brush your teeth so well with your clumsy paws?

  • Sully

    Goddamned SJWs! What is it with Joshes?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    It was nice trolling, I mean TALKING about those topics with all of you. 😉

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    He was the best starfighter pilot in the galaxy, and a good friend.

  • Sully

    Everything has a Rule 34…

    …including RLM.

  • Sully

    Ditto. 🙂

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Seriously, if you guys thought that religion stuff was heated, you should’ve been in here when the “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” review went up.

  • *Ruler

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Religion talk? No way… Was it regulars or newbs?

  • cucadandi

    Just ask Jes-os-ac-ay?

  • OMNI

    Well..

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I was asleep. but I might have said something. who knows.

  • Brace yourselves. Plinkett is coming.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    Not heated, and that was kinda my point. It was a nice, sometime stern little back and forth, but everyone remained pretty cool, and then it was back to the games.

    I was unfriended a few months ago by a cousin on FB because I posted a meme where Trump was the punchline. I’m glad you guys and gal(s) (and ham pineapples) have thicker skin.

  • Maybe

    Witness me!

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Private business have always had the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason. Making it a law is a creepy statement by biggots about how they hate the gays.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It was a gentlemanly discussion with cigars and a bottle of port.

    The “Force Awakens” discussion, on the other hand, was as close as I came to leaving this webzone for an extended period of time because of how vitriolic it was getting.

    I don’t like it when you guys fight.

  • Doing what?

  • Maybe

    I promise I will be absent for the CIVIL WAR Half in the Bag, as I was absent for the BVS Half in the Bag.

    ‘Cause I’ll make that sh!t ugly, b!tches.

  • Maybe

    GROSS!

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    In fairness, I was in a pretty sour mood after BVS as well. The Half in the Bag episode itself was what brought me back down to Earth on that one.

  • It’s what Mother Nature gave us, bby. Let’s make the best of it.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    We dont fight much Its mostly Batman news people gamergaters and all the 12 year olds who like the prequels because they had more lightsabers. They come here starten shit.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You actually missed out. We had such a huge hatred boner for Bvs we ended up doing daily raids on Batmannews.corn

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    No I know. It’s pretty tame in here overall. I just have a little PTSD from the Star Wars review.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    “We’re almost at that $1 Billion mark, guys! Gonna be a nailbiter!”

  • Maybe

    Well, in actual fact, I couldn’t even see BVS until two weekends ago. (I sneaked into it after I saw THE JUNGLE BOOK, which was my first time back in the theater post-hospital.) So, my absence from that was dictated by the proverbial forces out of my control. It’s kind of funny that no one has even made me go on record about my opinion vis-a-vis BVS.

    My absence from all-things CIVIL WAR will be more voluntary.

  • Palpatine

    Good times.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I had to bail on that one a fair bit. there is no point arguing with people who are not capable of understanding that other people are allowed to not like your favorite ‘Thing.’

  • Palpatine

    Yes. This.

  • Maybe

    Yeah. I just dabbled. I must have either baled before or arrived after it got so “heated.”

  • NERDS!

  • Maybe

    Psh. Regulars would KNOW better.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    OK. its I blink and you’ll miss it bits like this that prove Mike is Acting!
    Watch as the moment Rich looks up and mike goes into acting…
    https://youtu.be/X4WzW8wYr0o?t=1905

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    There is no topic only Zuul!

  • Uhm… overanalysis much?

  • Maybe

    Prince left no will? That little control freak? I don’t believe it.

    Gawd, what if Disney raids The Vault?!!? PURPLE RAIN remake with Iron-Man cameos?!!? Prince songs in Star Wars?!!?

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I need to understand your human emotions. to better manipulate you.

  • As a sliced pineapple, I just nod a lot and smile. Oh, and keep eye contact.

  • Sully

    As long as that topic is over my covers! 4 Feet over my covers. Know what I’m sayin’?

  • Sully

    You can’t make Civil War ugly. SPIDER-MAN IS IN IT! SPIDER-MAN IS IN IT!!!

  • Sully

    I find that hard to believe. I’d be willing to bet there are detailed instructions that go with the material in that vault, and they either haven’t been found yet, or were “lost.”

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I dont have to put up with your abuse, Hundreds of people are dying to abuse me.

  • Sully

    Why bother? They’re a sub-species anyway, dwelling below the balance. Perhaps one day they’ll ascend into something more that stick-throwing fucktards, but not yet. Not yet.

  • Sully

    *swineapple

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I’m sure there are some relatives standing next to a suspicious pile of burnt paperwork… with 20 lawyers.

  • You’re making insty cry. ;-(

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    so this is what it sounds like… when prince dies.

  • Maybe

    Yeah. That’s gotta be it.

  • Sully

    Why? Embrace your uniqueness, friend. Become the pig fruit!

  • Sully

    It’s true. This man has no dick.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Trump continuing to amass felegates.

    I mean uhm…

  • Sully

    Shiny and chrome…

  • Damn, you’re right. I AM the pig fruit! Thanks for opening my eyes, Sully.

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • Maybe

    Oh, SURE! Stomp all over my avatar reveal with a new avatar of your own. A delicious, delicious new avatar of your own.

    Vicious!

  • Sully

    That’s a false stereotype, sir, like the one where black people can’t swim. I mean, black people can absolutely swim. It’s just harder in handcuffs.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Oh, it smells like BBQed dog hair.

  • It’s all about timing.

  • Sully

    I’m willing to die to make sure he never becomes president see what lives under that straw nest on his head.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Or the classic.
    “Grunt.” *nods at thing he wants.

  • Were you in the room when he died?

  • Maybe

    The best bald spot. It’s really very virile. All the girls love it. It’s the classiest bald spot.

  • *oink oink*

  • Sully

    You’re goddamned welcome, buddy! You’re looking great. I never knew you were a cop.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I want to start WW3 so this is a good thing to me.

  • Sully

    You’re avatar is looking less and less likely to be Bea Arthur related. It’s probably for the best Insta showed you up.

  • instant relief, P. I.
    bacon squad

  • Sully

    “Dig if you will Insta’s avatar…”

  • This Schweinehund is looking forward to it. We haven’t had a proper enemy for ages.

  • Sully

    I’m beginning to think Neil Breen writes all of his speeches.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Q. How do you stop Prince dying?
    A Take the pillow off his face.

  • Maybe

    ♪ You sexy melon-baller ♪

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    “I can steal any primary or caucus, any time. It’s so easy.”

  • TOO SOON!

  • Maybe

    Downvoted.

  • Sully

    It’s us versus them, baby! Mount up!

    No, no, Andrew… mount your horse, man. No, n— Andrew! On his saddle. The saddle! Put your dick away!

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I miss the nazis. at least that time we where the good guys… Oh.. soz.

  • I’m giving you a headstart by going to sleep. Good luck if you can get past all my death traps.

  • Sully

    *Writing six speeches at a time in his car.*

    http://i.imgur.com/ZnlCn1x.jpg

  • Palpatine

    Trump does remind me of Jar Jar Binks.

  • Amontillado

    It is knowing without knowing. To be and not be at the same time. We all bask in the glow of the RLM but if you do not empty the mind, empty it of all that is not RLM and hold only the RLM in the mind, then you enter the realm of the RLM. In that realm, all is revealed.

  • Sully

    Tell’em about the Twinkie.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    xoxo

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    That would be bad.

  • junkevil

    That slime went everywhere; Into every crack.

  • Sully

    As long as there’s a steady paycheck involved…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    That was awful. I remember looking through the comments for a hot minute and was like, ‘nope, done’.

  • Jonathan Taylor Thomas! Shazam! My childhood, no… it hurts…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I’m sensing some trauma. STAT: I know what you need… Little blast from the past, well preserved….. oh whatever….

  • Like Icare

    Jokes are real.

    http://annabethalbert.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/1215_9781459290594_StatusUpdate_Web.jpg

    “Adrian Gottlieb is winning at life. He’s a successful video game
    designer with everything a man could ask for, including a warm comfy
    ride to Denver and a date for his sister’s wedding. But he finds himself
    in need of a total reboot when he’s left stranded at a snowy campground
    in Utah. Holiday plans? Epic fail.

    That is until Noah Walters offers him shelter for the night and a
    reluctant cross-country ride. Nothing about the ultraconservative
    geoarchaeologist should attract Adrian, but once he discovers Noah’s
    hidden love for video games, the two connect on a new level. Soon, a
    quiet but undeniable chemistry sparks.

    Something doesn’t add up, though. As the miles accumulate and time runs
    out, Noah must face the most difficult choice of his life. Meanwhile,
    Adrian must decide whether he’s ready to level up. Is their relationship
    status worth fighting for, or has this game ended before it’s even
    begun?

    Book 1 of the #gaymers series”

    #WinningAtLife #HashtagGaymers #BlurbAloneMakesMeWantToClawMyEyesOut #SomeonePaysForThisKindaWriting?

  • Sully

    That was your childhood. I– I’m so sorry.

  • Sully

    That poster looks like the kind of shit Wizard and I make for shits and giggles. This is a real thing? Someone had this idea, and people gave them money to make it? On purpose?

  • Sully

    Speaking of gaymes

    No Man’s Sky seems like an interesting little romp.

  • Like Icare

    That’s exactly what I meant with “Jokes are real”.
    There’s plenty more where that came from.
    http://annabethalbert.com/books/#Gaymers

  • Joe Syxpac

    If you make jerky out of Shaq meat it will last even longer.

  • Sully

    Is this some kind of Jack and Rich fan fiction series?

  • Like Icare

    Moments like these is when I’m glad I don’t have a gun.

    Ravi Tandel is ahead of the game. He’s a top video
    game developer and he just got asked to present a top-secret project at a huge gaming conference in Seattle. All systems are a go…until he learns his office nemesis is coming along for the ride. Player vs. Player. Fight!

    Newly minted MBA Tristan Jones doesn’t seem like the gaming type but he knows the business inside-out. Together, they’ll give an awesome presentation – they just have to survive the cross-country trip. Ravi’s opinion of Tristan is rebooted when he discovers a softer side to the conservative charmer and a new tension builds between them.

    Despite their best efforts to keep it casual, things heat up quickly.
    Tristan is hiding his true self for fear of what his parents might
    think. Ravi knows that feeling all too well, but he didn’t disconnect from his family years ago only to hide who he is now. To be together, Tristan has to push past his fear and ultimately decide, does he want a future with Ravi? Or is it game over?

    Book Two of the #gaymers series.

    http://annabethalbert.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/0516_9781459290648_BetaTest_Web-1.jpg

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    It does, but it’s seemed like an interesting little romp for like four years now. Get on with it already. I feel like this game was around at the E3 where the Wii was announced.

  • Sully

    June 21st. So around 2 more munfs.

  • Like Icare

    Could be…
    Though that one would go more like… how a gaming hackfraud Eich Rvans contemplates suicide when he meets a former circus performer Pack Jackard behind a Milwaukee warehouse where they clash over who has the rights on a dumpster and all that’s in it.
    Will their conflict bring fruits of mutual respect and love which will give their lives purpose, or will one of them stab the other in the neck during the night and run away with garbage bags stuffed with other’s belongings?

  • Greg

    What happened to Jay?…..

  • Sully

    He ran to the store to get some more Shaq.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Finally died from AIDS!

  • Greg

    Why didnt they do a Rouge One review???…. WEAK

  • Palpatine

    He was filming another Vlog.

  • RLMkeepitup

    he forgot anything that happened in the 3 films and wanted to film something, experimental

  • OMNI

    It’s “Face-Rip”

  • OMNI

    He was filming the whole thing. They take turns….

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    He is under the table.

  • Oppai

    He’s reading up about horror movie directors that nobody gives a shit about.

  • Oppai

    I hope he wins. Just so I can watch my liberal friends commit suicide.

  • Oppai

    You have family on FB?

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I just want to watch the world burn… is that to much to ask?

  • Oppai

    I think it was their funniest BoTW yet. I laughed forever.

  • Oppai

    He could have been shopping for hipster wax for his beard, or going to anti-rape rallies. HOW DARE THEY.

  • Oppai

    That doesn’t mean he’s exempt from the NOT rules pal.

  • Oppai

    I hope this tranny bathroom thing passes. So I can use the women’s bathroom at work. They have more stalls and a cleaner bathroom.. yet make up less than 5 percent of the workforce where I work.

    I sneak in all the time to take monster shits.

  • Oppai

    IDK about burn.. that would get inconvenient.

  • Oppai

    It kind of pisses me off that Obama wrote a national statement for Prince.. but not for Lemmy Kilmister. Lemmy had a longer career, and you could argue influenced more people. He was a cooler human being in every sense of the word and maybe banged more chicks. Obama is a fucking racist.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You want that juicy Obama meat.

  • Oppai

    Top dollar.

  • Palpatine

    It goes great with Rich Evans’ man milk.

    I’ve said too much.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Leno? I hope he’s dead.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Brqo0vSNE

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Something Plinkett this way comes….
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgIuUyAUxaw
    Huge Jets of Gas. confirmed for Plinkett!

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    So why share it?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I want to share my pain.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I was hoping it was because you like human misery. I set you up and you missed the mark.

  • Palpatine

    Is that a guy or a girl?

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Both?

  • fred

    What do you mean anti-rape, are you rape-aphobic?

  • A millennial? I hear they don’t even know how to pay their taxes, incompetent creatures. I saw a millennial yesterday, I punched in the face and told her not to come near me again. Well, when the purging begin they will light up real nice.

  • All democrats must burn!

  • I take my religion of Hulkamania very seriously! Now wear a yellow bandana or get out of my way!

  • We have a nice balance of mean, fun and AIDS. I enjoy that I can come here and be cool about 9/11 jokes and read all sorts of silly stuff.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    MACHO MAN MOTHERF&$%@*@*!!!!!!

  • Tapeworm

    I’m sorry but I just can’t stop being hard!

  • RiverboatGrambler

    I’ve seen all the episodes and I was still put off by this one, although I think Mike talking over Rich the second time was the funniest part. It’s always been pretty clear to me that Mike and Rich have a friendship where shit-giving is the foundation, even if it’s more one person than the other.

    Overall though, I just plain didn’t think Mike and Rich were being very funny. I don’t think Josh was being a stick in the mud for not laughing at lame jokes. Sometimes I feel like Mike thinks some the jokes he makes are way more edgy and outrageous than they actually are. He seems pretty triggered by “PC culture” in general, always pointing out “YOU CAN’T SAY THAT” when certain jokes are made on HITB and BOTW even though he’s the only one that ever seems to make a big deal out of it.

    But whatever, it’s just one episode that I’m not a fan of, and to be fair the movies seemed especially shitty so I understand them going off the rails for much of it. I got some good laughs out of the episode, and I’m still a big fan of everyone in the group. Never really understood the hate for Josh, either.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Speaking of star tracks. Is JJtrekX3 any good?

  • OMNI

    Rediculous

  • NicCagesHair

    Self-indulgent erotic fiction has really gone downhill.

  • OMNI

    Eating Obama would be like eating dried, mummified, freeze-dried yak meat on a stick….

  • Kirk: Do you think you can land this thing? Spock! Answer me.
    Spock: Oh, sh*t!

    ♫Aaaaaaah can’t stand it. I know you planned it ♫

    #SABOTAGE

  • Larry

    Who the fuck is Obama and why are you talking about it?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    That’s not how the force works!

  • OMNI

    She’s a Female Girl that thinks she’s androgynous. But her breasts and juicy butt make is impossible to believe she’s a boy, which she wishes she was. It’s kind of cute in a totally sickening way…I’ve said too much…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Did they already tell what the actual goal of the game is, other than giving juvenile names to planets you discover?

  • There is no goal. It’s basically minecraft but with NPCs and factions. And millions and millions of planets. Could be fun for a few days but I imagine that without modding it’ll get old fast.

  • It’ll be as good as Superman IV: A Quest for Peace

  • And now for my next offensive joke:

    A transgender Buddhist monk walks into a gay bar and orders a beer “straight up”. To his horror he realizes the bartender misheard and thought he said bear and he/she was eaten alive. Later a man of Japanese origin walks into the bar but is asked to leave. He does so. HAHAHA Gettit? Cus he’s a Jap.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    “Adrian must decide whether he’s ready to level up.”
    Woah, who would’ve thought a sweet gay romance would turn into a fiendish rape drama?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEg7qjFcGXw&feature=youtu.be&t=3m51s

  • Yawn.

  • I can only imagine that the strong homoeroticism of Gears of War can awaken such feelings in any man.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So I expect the game to be impressive only on a technical level. I mean, it doesn’t have the creativity of Minecraft to get you hooked. How long can finding planets actually be interesting? I guess there’s space battles that could be cool but I don’t think it’s enough in the long run.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I could never get into Minecraft. Everything about it’s presentation and aesthetics makes me want to vomit. And the fanbase oh god. At least NMS might be fun solely on having an interesting world.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    ‘other kin’

    as in a mentally challenged snowflake.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    of justice?

  • Of existence.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Wanna play some OMD2? I always turn to shooting pixels when I wanna feel like there’s any sort of direction in this BS called lyfe.

    #swag

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I could neither. If I wanted to play with building blocks, I’d rather play with actual Legos. That said, I do get why others are so into it. No Man’s Sky is definitely more up my alley but it may be missing that catch that keeps you playing.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    *Scene.
    Roll Credits.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Crushed by one of his own classic cars… Who saw that coming?

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    If only we could diminish the FX…. or the volume!!!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr_1K5YOAq0

  • Punkster

    That was great.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Auralnauts are cool… but they put out one video a year.

  • Punkster

    With attention to detail like this, I can see why.

  • I’d love to brah, but I have to go to uni. :3

  • dollar store cashier wife

    #Unishaming

    #Microagression

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    You haven’t seen. The Star Fight?
    Jedi Party Boiiii!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCm8yAxBr8

  • Punkster

    No bud, I haven’t. I just subscribed and will take a look once I get back from walking the dogs.
    Thanks for sharing your g̶e̶r̶m̶s̶ videos that you like.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Its where “Midichlorians are Heroine.” comes from. Its a cultural treasure.

  • Sully

    Discovering the center of the universe, but mostly it’s just a survive and thrive title.

  • Sully

    To be fair, he doesn’t even look that upset about it.

  • Sully

    My family lives all over the world. Without social media, we’d probably never see one another.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I wonder what happens when you discover the center and how hard it is to do it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    And then they cut you off because Donald Trump…

  • Sully

    I only judge people by their character, and that living doll is a shitty specimen.

    It also doesn’t help that it isn’t a fox.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “Mah wife is rolling in the felegates, herself. It’s about tahm both o’ the lahllipahps in this familah ah gettin’ licked, if ya know whut ah mean. Ah’m sahrry. Sometahms I open my mouth. Remembah, we love black peepul!”
    Felegate: The “g” is pronounced shi.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    No Chyna love either?!

  • Commander X

    Now, I’ve seen two of this episode’s featured films, and have that unaccountably excited feeling I get when I recognize some of the other potential films on display – I sort of wonder what the BotW crew would have made of the likes of Star Crystal which is one of those movies I saw back in the day on VHS – seemingly a standard “alien creature kills off crew members on a spaceship or something” as you’d expect from the 1980s.

    A slimy tapioca creature that came out of a chunk of crystal found on Mars kills off the crew of a spacecraft that survived the rather low-key destruction of a space platform until And Then There Were Two – the “twist” as such being that the creature is actually intelligent and having accessed the ship’s computer via the titular “star crystal” which is it’s own computer discovers that perhaps not all humans are belligerent and reads an electronic copy of the Bible. It spares the remaining two, saying it thought it was acting in self-defense, then begging for forgiveness.

    The surviving humans and the inexpressive, gloppy orange creature manage to get along despite the alien aka “GAR” speaking English by talking long raspy breaths between words – even to the point of playing some sort of tabletop game as part of a “pals doing stuff together” montage before GAR must depart and they say their goodbyes – then credits along with a song by Indira Stefanianna, the actress and singer perhaps best known as the original voice of Daphne on Scooby-Doo. Yeah.

  • Sully

    That’s your big reveal? Weird Bill Clinton doll monster?!

    I’ll allow it.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    You could argue Lemmy influenced more people and banged more chicks, if you were the type who argued imaginary stuff as if it were true.

    Besides, Lemmy’s British. We don’t do national statements about foreigners unless they’re heads of state or Beatles.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    “I nevah promised you the rose gahden. I promised that to mah wife. Besides, ahm the Reagan all you hippies can believe in.”

    P.S. Weird Bill Clinton doll monster wearing a Feel the Bern button. It’s funny and sad and creepy all at once. It will appeal to all the bases. It’s a four-quadrant avatar. Listen to the little bird on your shoulder. He’s telling you it’s clever, um, ish.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Faith-based ALIEN?
    #Pass.

  • Sully

    With about as many actual feats under his belt… or is that a strand Lewinsky’s hair?

  • tOmy`

    I have a very strong feelings about this, I know.

  • Sully

    I don’t like the sound of that with all of my heart.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    @disqus_xYONdDQI0r:disqus

    https://youtu.be/uieM18rZdHY

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    OK. Now I’m officially sending the St. Bernard out for tOmy.

  • NOT! andrew thompson
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Now at McDonald’s for a limited time only: Cthulhu Shake.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Bee Gees used to be a thing…. you Easybeat.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBJLoYd8xak

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    #jus sui Omitted.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I typed a joke here, and it was really nasty. You’d’ve loved it, but we are in public.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    You two should come to the under world. you can be mods. and say really sick shit.

  • *oink oink oink*

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Dude me and tOmy thought you were dead. but I’m sure if tOmys not here its because he is sober and working…. or asleep, its 3 am in the republic.

  • OMG, did you make progress?

  • Elitist prick.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Meaw?

  • Commander X

    Also, Project: Metalbeast is one of those movies I saw haunting the shelves of many of video rental shop back in the day.

    The movie starts with a government agent who is the only survivor of an operation to procure a sample of werewolf blood in Transylvania, for use in a super-soldier serum project overseen by Col. Barry Bostwick. The surviving agent who had apparently made tracking down some werewolf blood his life’s work becomes belligerent, goes on a rampage and has to be put down with silver bullets. Years later a scientist played by Kim Delaney (this movie was made just before NYPD Blue, yes) has decided a metal-based artificial skin is the project she and her people need to devote their time to.

    The evil Col. Barry Bostwick convinces them to continue their work on body, not telling them it’s the cryogencially preserved body of his werewolf pal, who will of COURSE do whatever his old Col. orders him to do, the Colonel will be able to control him because…uh…OK Barry Bostwick didn’t seem to have taken any measures to control this guy and seemed to assume he’d just follow orders after getting his new armor-skin…so…well.

    The silver bullets removed, eventually the werewolf or rather Metalbeast busts out because someone decided the only thing cooler than a werewolf would be one with armor-like skin that goes on a rampage in a lab where the only security was…well there was a general there and a soldier accompanying him but not much in the way of any security for this top secret project. Delaney, some other guy and another lady who despite being the sort of character who usually doesn’t (SPOILER) actually makes it to the end of the movie make their stand against the beast, etc.

    The rather spiky-looking werewolf looks kind of goofy which is the word to describe the whole film. A b-movie throwback that, at the very least unlike trashy monster b-movies doesn’t seem to be made by people who actively hate their audience.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I’d climb that Ivory tower…. oh, wait its covered in Shaq…. I’m gonna need more lube.

  • It’s 2 pm. Learn to Google!

  • Drunk? 😛

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Day light savings?

  • Like Icare

    I don’t expect anything better from L&O and yet I can’t help cringing watching that.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    DEEEEERP!

  • I just googled it. And I’m always right and it says 2pm on my Windows clock.

  • Sorry, my fruit brain isn’t as powerful as that 80s mullet.

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • Meat me at the top!

  • Said the vegetarian meat to the racist.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Europa is tiny isnt it? I mean its two hours and 3,000 kms to the west coast from here. You people should be ashamed of your lack of timezones.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Since when do I have to make sense!? these random rules are killing me!

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Here?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    They could’ve just made the metal skin with some silver content. Duh!
    Science will never understand lycanthropy.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    K?….

  • Like Icare

    Apparently they DO know it’s Christmas.

    #AliensHadJesusesToo #It’sNoCookbookItsABible

  • For a weird chrono wizard from a fake magical realm your knowledge of time is pretty weak.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s right there in the official, nonexistent RLM commentzone rule book.

  • Sully

    There’s no such thing as free speech. I’ve imagined your joke and it’s hilarious. HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAAAAA… you’re a real card, Pa.

  • Sully

    There?

  • Like Icare

    Another reason to get a lion brain.

  • I’m not a vegetarian, I’m just served that way.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Everywhere.

  • Sully

    One of my specs is about lycanthropy. Just an FYI2U.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Dude you try living in 20 time zones while being banned and fighting giant killer spiders. Oh and answer the phone… its your mum.

  • I don’t wanna be a lion. They sit in the savannah all day singing stupid songs for kids.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    That should be a gif.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    I love werewolvery more than vampires.

    If you were gonna be involved with my dream monster update, though, I would hope you’d be involved with The Creature From the Black Lagoon remake.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Tuesday.

  • RLMkeepitup

    subscribed!!!

  • Like Icare

    Funny thing is that’s more realistic than the story at the original link.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    He’s been M.I.A. since yesterday afternoon. That’s a long time between circular jerking for this guy. Besides, I still have hambanner jitters.

  • Like Icare

    I don’t know man… his wife is a fitness freak.
    He must be getting some exercise whether he wants to or not.

    Now… age and stress accumulated in that meat… that’s a different issue.

  • Sully

    Wednesday!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Right? I considered it but don’t have the proper tools right now and can’t be bothered to download. If only… Senator Amidala were here… And by that I mean Faddlechud.

  • Like Icare
  • Sully

    I could definitely see a Lagoon remake. With today’s tech, that could be made into something truly creepy. I’d go 100% practical with the creature, too. With something like a monster film you want it to be as “real” as possible. It’s all about the suspension of disbelief.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Addams?

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    What are those fish in the Amazon that swim up one’s urethra?

    It’s the perfect setting for an old-fashioned, atmospheric thriller. Sort of ALIENS / THE THING in the jungle, only, hopefully, with a more original, individual execution. The original film had moments, but it was sort of campy. A lot like the original THE FLY, and look how well that was updated.

  • Sully
  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Bewitched!

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Relax. I’ll die before you and as far as I know there has never been a reason to send tOmy to meet the band.
    He is just of doing human stuff. we all gotta eat.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Fine… but all your getting out of me is a meme… I cant waste data on gifing.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    There wasn’t any reason to ban me when I got banned, either.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I have a dream….

  • tOmy`

    At the press time, sources claimed that after attending a band session yesterday, the cheerful cheerleader might have been drinking till early morning and upon waking up, realized that there is a fuckton of work to do with a deadline approaching faster than a rocket jet.

    According to his neighbors, tOmy` spent most of the time of the day locked in the room, suspiciously listening to the Beyoncé’s new album while trying to make the deadline.

  • Sully

    Was this animated by the same guy that did the Star Wars Holiday Special?

    https://youtu.be/xW4m0oYK0WQ?t=31m19s

  • Charmed!

  • Oppai

    Lemmy was an American citizen you shit bag. And he voted in the last election. Shows what you know. Jack and dick.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Meh… nothing worse than normal.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Bouncý? Fyucking BOUNCÝ?
    You worried me over fyucking Lemonade?
    UNSUBSCRIBED.
    #TheCircle(Jerk)IsBroken

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Baywatch?

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    TOLD YA!

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Dunno. I didn’t watch it. I just saw “Fox” in the title, and hoped for the best.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    GROSS!

  • OMG, Deadpool is generic garbage. THERE, fanboys, I said it!
    #bait

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Meh… *Its funny R rated generic garbage.
    don’t go too far.

  • I’m 30 minutes in and I’m already bored as fuck.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    The director for DOCTOR STRANGE sure is a snippy condescending bastard.

  • Oppai

    Not a great movie, but entertaining. I’ll take it.

  • Punkster

    I don’t remember this in the movie. This must be a Special Edition of the Special Edition.
    It is a crackin’ watch like, thanks muchly.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    That’s because all the pop culture references are dated in last Millennium.

    It’s a superhero TED with gore.

  • Oppai

    I thought he whitewalled some actors or something?

  • I’m over 30, asshole.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    He did, but more prickishly, he’s called part of his fanbase Social Justice Warriors. Thereby, setting off a small, predictable internet whine-fest.

    Which, by the time you Google the topic will have been reinterpreted by the Marvel faithful as “genius, game-changing marketing.”

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Lance Henriksen best TV show. Watch “Somehow Satan got behind me.”

  • Oppai

    I like him already.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    Yum, cantaloupe!

  • I like being eaten.

  • Make America Grated Cheese

    It’s so strange that you think I didn’t know that.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    So, you became a doctor?

  • Welcome Back Otter

    I require a trigger warning for trigger warnings.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    You re watched it? I’m still trying to get it out of my mind from the first time.

  • NOT! andrew thompson
  • Welcome Back Otter

    One thing I’ll say for Stallone’s Dredd is it tlooked great. I guess that’s the only thing I’ll say for it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Nice, but it really needs that gif.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    I work through WiFi WWYF. make sully or wizard do it.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I didn’t say you have to do it. I’m just saying that’s what it needs.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    Thats fair.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    marvel fanboyism is worse then ebola.

  • NOT! andrew thompson

    AIDSbola .

  • If this is all studios gotta do to wow the fans…. Oh, boy. *shivers in fear*

  • dollar store cashier wife

    be faithful to the source material!…even if that source material is a steaming pile of shit!

  • They’ve all been raving about the amazing humour. But come on, it’s 90% fart and sex jokes.

  • Sully

    Probably for the best.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    #best reviewed album of 2016

  • Sully

    Fun Fact: I have a spec that’s about space battles. It has a time travel element as well. It doesn’t involve foxes though……… . . . . . . . yet.