Best of the Worst: Playing Dangerous 2, The Exterminator, and The Deadliest Prey

November 30, 2013361 Comments

It’s the first ever Best of the Worst sequel episode! In which the gang watches sequels to movies that have previously been featured. We start off with the baffling Playing Dangerous 2, followed by the revenge thriller The Exterminator (because Exterminator 2 was already watched) and finally the much-anticipated Deadly Prey follow-up, The Deadliest Prey.

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  • Harry Doodson

    Those best of the worst glasses remind of the coke/theater scene from Jack and Jill

  • Brent Mourad

    With that beard he’s growing, Jay is starting to look like a Wisconsin version of Aaron Paul.

    • Now I Get It

      Or a young Neal Gabler. *

      * image unfindable by me

  • Charles Cohen

    oh god, more… cant wait to watch it after work, love you guys.

  • Adam Allen

    yeah unfortunately you did watch an edited version of the exterminator, in the real version you see the mob boss get eaten up by mr.meatgrinder also from what i remember the uncut version is violent as shit with and I’m not kidding little boy rape scenes in it….

    • Showbiz Pizza Bear

      That’s what Jack meant when he said, “It’s like if a little boy was inflated.”

  • El_Runko

    Was it really necessary to show the kid walking like a monkey FIVE FUCKING TIMES??!!

    Wait, of course it was. Well played.

    • Paul Schumann

      I had to look away.

  • Jammy

    Glad to see Rich grew his finger back

    • http://www.filmdump.com/ Anthony Smith

      Dammit, we made the same comment pretty much. All those upvotes could have been mine if I had just got there sooner!!!

  • James MacLovin Treanor

    I really want a Best of the Worst pint glass for some reason. It might be my extreme alcoholism, though.

    • Domo_Konnichiwa

      It made Rich Evans’ neon-colored drink look extreme. Good for when the Mountain Dew glasses get dirty.

  • diehounderdoggen

    Summon Jay I
    Conjuration (Summoning)

    Class/Level:Wizard 7
    Casting Time:1 Free Action
    Range:Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)
    Effect:One summoned editor
    Duration: Instantaneous

    With a snap of the fingers, this spell pulls an editor with a sexy-ass beard away from whatever he was doing to the wizard’s side. Caster beware, he has a wicked sense of sarcasm and will fly into a rage at the mention of Michael Bay.

    • El_Runko

      I can’t relate to any of that. So fuck you, nerd.

  • Grant Beaudette

    Nice to see Playing Dangerous 2 finally perfected that “Second Person Shooter” game we’ve all been waiting for.

    • The Real Alpha2

      Wait… what if it actually were a first person shooter and the object was to shoot the kid!?

      • Cameron Vale

        That’s what I figured. It looked like Revolution X with the kid in lieu of Aerosmith.

  • http://www.filmdump.com/ Anthony Smith

    Good to see Rich’s finger grew back.

    • TapewormBike

      True dat

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    I like how RichEvans was able to squeeze in a tiny game review of Doom 3. Did that satisfy you, Game Station 2.0 diehard fans? Video game joke!

    • LookAtThisIdiot

      I was happy about how incredibly accurate of a review it was too.

    • Anders Hass

      No I want MORE!

  • Daniel Nguyen-Phuoc

    I’m wondering if it’d be a good idea to watch Deadly Prey and Deadliest Prey back to back, or if it’s something to watch with a few days in-between.

  • TapewormBike

    I have travelled in time, Christmas is already today!

    • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

      True dat.

  • The Purple Wiggle

    It’s time to watch The Edge of Hell, aka, Rock ‘n’ Roll Nightmare 2.

    • Adam Allen

      Intercessor: Another Rock ‘N’ Roll Nightmare is the worst movie i have ever seen….

  • TapewormBike

    This is not sucks.

  • Ollie

    I’m sad the the streak of people getting horribly injured at the end of Best of the Worst is now over.

    • Thanatos2k

      Mike is still recovering from the last episode which is why he wasn’t there.

  • Travis Cleveland

    That ending was amazing.

    • El_Runko

      True dat.

  • Venom

    Best of the worst delivers, as always. I get about as happy when I see that there’s a new episode as I do from scoring^^

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud
  • Code_R
    • TapewormBike

      Not surprised and fuck them.

      • Code_R

        True dat

  • hensandwich .

    All of a sudden I want a Best of the Worst glass for $15.

    • TapewormBike

      Dat true?

  • TapewormBike

    Great, now I HAVE to kill somebody, so I get to use the classic line “Have a nice day”

  • TapewormBike

    Anybody want to talk shit about Jack again, watch the ending few times.

  • TapewormBike

    Sharkphoon, Sharkizzard, Sharkicanne, Sharquake, Sharkami, Sharky with a chance of more sharks

    • TapewormBike

      She makes dinner. She does windows. She reads bedtime stories. She’s a blessing…with jaws. “Ms. Sharkfire”

      • TapewormBike

        “Indiana Jones and fucking sharks…..for some reason”

        • TapewormBike

          Shark Shark 2: Shark Sharker

          • http://www.plasticpals.com/ Robotbling

            Sharkeisha: Sucker Punch 2

          • James Camaroon

            Sharker Punch

          • Domo_Konnichiwa

            Featuring William Sharkman and his wonderful “Brevity” quotes.

          • TapewormBike

            Candid candid shark

        • RobMcCune

          Raiders of the Lost Shark

        • Annabelle

          Why did it have to be sharks?

    • http://kingengrishkube.deviantart.com/ kube of Nazareth over 9000

      Sharkanal.. “whaaaaaaaaat?!!!”

      • TapewormBike

        Half in the bag…Fuck sharks!

        • http://kingengrishkube.deviantart.com/ kube of Nazareth over 9000

          The Sharkowskis

    • RobMcCune

      Sharkavator: 5 people trapped in a elevator and one of them is a shark.
      Shark House Down: The White House gets taken over by sharks
      Sharkhundred: Spartans have to fight off invading sharks
      Only Shark Forgives: Pretentious bullshit where an unexplained shark bites off Ryan Goslings hands.

      • Cameron Vale

        Joan of Sharc – A young girl is chosen by God to deliver France from invading sharks.

        The Shark Knight Rises – A giant shark arrives in the sewers of Gotham and mauls Batman.

        The Sharkarate Kid – a boy constantly harassed by sharks learns how to fight back.

        Jurassic Shark – A theme park that uses science to recreate giant prehistoric sharks gets more than it bargained for.

        Sharkdoz – ???

    • Percy Gryce

      Sharkpocalypse Now

      Sharkmageddon

    • Torgos_Giant_Knees

      Sharknado 2: The Sharquel

    • Now I Get It

      Sharkasutra, starring this cock ring I’m done with, because it wasn’t comfortable for anyone involved.

      http://www.blakelogan.com/images/graphics/00000001/toy-se-1418-1285.jpg

      • Percy Gryce

        NIGI, your links ain’t workin’.

        • Now I Get It

          Just now, the image appears on my screen right below my comment, however, I can also get to it either by right-clicking the link to copy it here, then to paste it in a new window, or by left clicking it, which takes me to the same image.

          It might be your browser. I just went through a spell of navigational misadventures with mine that stopped after I upgraded it.

          • Percy Gryce

            It was a filter blocking your obscene content.

          • Now I Get It

            Ah, there you go. It’s always a party spending time on the confuser, I mean computer.

    • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

      Shawshark Redemption!
      “Ya either get busy livin’, or you get eaten by a goddamn shark.”

    • Percy Gryce

      And for the PBS crowd: Mastershark Theatre Presents: Sharkton Abbey

    • Percy Gryce

      Man of Shark or Shark of Steel?

      • TapewormBike

        Shark of shark?

        • cabbo

          Man of Shark vs The Shark Knight?

          • TapewormBike

            John Travolta and Nicholas Cage in “Shark/Off”

          • Franklin Floratos

            “Shark Eyes”

  • SomeoneElseTookDude

    OH MY GOOOOOOD

  • Alex Lee

    It’s like the director of Deadliest Prey comes on the site and watches Best of the Worst just so that he can win.

  • LukeMM95

    So weird that Rich made a Doom 3 joke because just before I watched this video, I bought Doom 3 on Steam. Awesome video. I didn’t know you guys were such sharp shooters. Especially Jack, getting that headshot.

    • Paul Schumann

      lucky guys… getting to go to the range and shoot with their friends. Not so simple here in NY.

      • LukeMM95

        Not so simple here in the UK either. The only way I’ll get near a shooting range is if I go abroad.

        • Paul Schumann

          I shouldn’t complain then. At least I can shoot since I’m licensed, but it’s verboten to let unlicensed friends use my handguns… unless they’re under the age of 21. Much as I love New York, we just have some silly gun laws.

  • Memoman

    “-Looks like you got stuck on your job.”

  • Memoman

    Oh yes, and more gamestation, you guys.

  • Meester Smeeth

    I feel all… spoilt.

  • The Real Alpha2

    Sharkcano? I already have a poster for it!

    • TapewormBike

      So, Shark Boy and Lava Girl did eventually fuck, huh?

    • Percy Gryce

      It looks like it’s jumping out of Rich’s glass of Diet Mountain Dew.

    • LukeMM95

      So majestic, so beautiful, so….Sharktastic! (I apologise in advance)

    • http://rocketboy1313.blogspot.com/ Rocketboy1313

      It would be the awesomest theme ever for a Mighty Max play set.
      Sharks, made out of Lava, in a volcano fortress.

  • DrClown

    really was expecting all four of you to pose with your firearms at the end like they did at the end of “The Deadliest Prey”

  • L0lwut

    Hahaha this is probably my favorite “Best of the Worst”. Deadliest Prey just puts a smile on my face.

  • Nicodemus-Rexx

    I can’t take it anymore; I have to say it out loud even if no one is there to listen:

    You guys… have GOT to watch “Superfights”. It’s an early 90′s American action film but made by a hong kong martial arts director. I think you’d love it if you can track down a copy. Here, this montage scene and ludicrous theme song should tell you everything you need to know: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty6eV0EBDdM

    There’s also a trailer on youtube but don’t watch that because it basically just explains the whole movie.

  • FuckJayInTheAss

    Where the FUCK is Mike Stoklasa? Unless he’s in the middle of recording his annual Plinkett video, he HAS NO FUCKING EXCUSE to leave us with this refuse. No one gives a fuck about these wimpy, pathetic nerds who never get laid. Rich looks sadder than ever; I can just picture the cot on the floor of the RLM warehouse where he sleeps. Jay looks overstressed and sexually frustrated, and the other two look like they are scared of boobs. FUCK these guys, where the fucking hell is Mike.

    • TapewormBike

      Why? Why weren’t you born to Casey Anthony?

  • http://www.plasticpals.com/ Robotbling

    Hey look, a boglin!

  • LoveWaffle

    Do another sequel episode that’s nothing but the other Crazy Fat Ethel movies.

  • Captain Imabadguy

    I’ve heard drinking out of those stupid sexy shameless self-promotion cups make liquids taste better.

  • TapewormBike

    The ending of “The Deadliest Prey” looks like a beginning of possible “Playing Dangerous 3″

    • Heinzy

      Unless the Prey movies are prequels to Playing Dangerous.

      • Domo_Konnichiwa

        Preying Dangerous.

      • TapewormBike

        Dat could be true.

  • http://flesheatingbug.deviantart.com/ Som

    When ye came out with Half in the bag, i thought it would never be as good as Mr Plinkett, but then I couldn’t wait for the next episode. then came best of the worst and I thought , nah can’t be as good as half in the bag. but now again It’s even better… can’t wait for the next episode…. Make a best of the worst live show and i’d be there :)

  • TapewormBike

    I think Jay usually edits and Mike is more of a director. I think.

  • Alex K.

    I was disappointed that they didn’t like Exterminator but it seems like the tape they have is the cut R version that cuts out a lot of the gore. I do agree that the editing is a little schizophrenic in the beginning.

  • DreamSmithAJK

    Jay, you have The Exterminator listed as being a 1996 release. That CAN’T be right.
    IMDB says 1980.

    • Sir Asdfghjkl

      Look again, that’s for another film

      • DreamSmithAJK

        So you’re saying the Title Card at 1:49, that says Movie 2: ‘The Exterminator’ (1996) is for some OTHER movie called ‘The Exterminator’, that you watched and commented on in this episode, as opposed to the movie called ‘The Exterminator’, which you watched in this episode, which was released in 1980, which was about a guy burning everyone, starring this same actor??
        Oh, well, that makes complete sense then.
        (????????????????????????????????)

        • Gerhard Van der Berg

          No he is saying that in the end credits the date for Exterminator is listed as 1980, however you are right that Jay who edited this episode accidentally listed the year as 1996 (date of Playing Dangerous 2) on the title card in the beginning.

        • Sir Asdfghjkl

          Yeah, that’s what I’m saying, different movie.I’m also saying you and your upvoters are retarded for trusting your comment…
          Problem, sir?

  • The HD

    I guess Jessi and Mike were busy

  • Bill

    I wonder if the “monkey arms” were supposed to be a martial arts movie pose, like the kid was saying “I just evaded you with my ninja skills”. It looked awful if that’s was it was supposed to be.

  • Lars

    I remember watching the Exterminator in the early 80s. When I was around 12 or so, it was actually one of my favorite films, because it was among the goriest things I had seen since then.

    So, I do remember the meat grinder scene from back then, and there was burger meat coming out of the machine while the mob guy was screaming in agony. So the version you guys watched was definetly cut, since the original was full of gore and screaming.

    For example, when the hero’s friend got hospitalized, one of the thugs used the three pronged garden tool you can see in the scene to somehow mutilate him. (I don’t remember all the details.)

    Since then I have probably watched thousands of films which are probably objectively superior to this one, and yet I hardly remember as many scenes from most of them.

  • omgnoway

    what is Rich drinking? o.o

    • catnep

      I wondered that too. Mountain Dew? Absinthe Light? It’s difficult to tell.

      • Now I Get It

        I couldn’t tell either, but when they replayed the spit take I swear I saw sea monkeys, so, at the least we know he’s not vegetarian.

        • catnep

          Ew, briny is not refreshing! Add to that they could be swimming in a plasma of crushed beetles. http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/bugjuice.asp

          • Now I Get It

            Wow. How they discovered those bugs were useful, I don’t know. It’s likely unfair to say they were just a bunch of shiftless Aztecs looking for a way to get stoned, as I’m sure to them everything was a potential resource that had to be investigated. And as with modern day JELL-O – itself a product of rendered animal parts – they reduced the “Eww” factor of their dyes to a molecular level.

            http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/jello.asp

            To me, Rich’s drink looks most like Gatorade, but that doesn’t fit what I presume is the Evans’ lifestyle. And if it is an energy drink, i.e., hangover cure, we know it’s not Irn-Bru because it’s greenish.

            P.S. I’ve never drunk brine, but 1980s Gatorade tasted like salted JELL-O, so, I can just imagine.

      • Percy Gryce

        Two will get you ten that Rich was drinking Diet Mountain Dew.

        • catnep

          Diet! Even worse than a slurry of sea monkeys and crushed bugs.

          • Percy Gryce

            There’s a reason Richevans drinks it. It is ambrosia, the nectar of the gods.

            In fact, I’m sipping on DMD as I type.

  • bob665

    I have a sense that episode was a lot more entertaining to watch then it was to
    make. I did notice one thing. In Plain Dangerous 2 they tone down the violence
    and in Deadliest Prey they sort of fixed the things that made the first one a
    downer. They learned a lesson from their previous movie but with the
    Exterminator it seems to gotten worse. I mean whether the changes were for the
    better or the worst at least they were trying.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    I, too, am sick of shark movies. They really jumped the Fonzie.

    • Cameron Vale

      Fonzie totally jumped them.

  • Muzzy Muzzberg

    Sam Peckinpah was drunk, coked up and, according to Ebert’s describtions, depressed when he was making ”Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia”.

  • catnep

    That was a competent drum solo during the spoiler. Anyone we know?

  • winzentween

    “famous apple juice drinking scene!” LOL classic JAy

  • winzentween
  • winzentween
    • Percy Gryce

      I’m glad your media studies degree is paying off.

    • ident

      It make you less laugh, indeed.

    • Cameron Vale

      For some reason, Thor 2 was peppered with lame jokes. There was enough fun and suspense to keep it from being a problem, but I don’t remember a single joke coming close to the mark. Would that make it “non-medy relief”?

      • http://rocketboy1313.blogspot.com/ Rocketboy1313

        I laughed at all the jokes in “Thor” and “Thor the Dark World”. I really like Marcy, she is like a nice version of Cordelia from “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”. I like how Thor is a fish out of water. I even like Loki’s shape changing bit.
        I would be happy if they made a straight up super hero comedy at this point. Like “Next Wave”, “Deadpool”, or “Howard the Duck”. It would be fun.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Put your left foot in, and you shake it all about.

    • Cameron Vale

      That means simultaneously.

      • Domo_Konnichiwa

        That’s what it’s all about.

  • winzentween
    • ident

      Is “Worse” a joke I don’t understand?

      • James Camaroon

        You do know that most RLM fans are alcoholics, right? We’re lucky to have what we have.

  • omitted

    I think the fact that Jay is wearing pants is a detriment to this review

    • Jean-François Martel

      it’s a detriment to every review let’s be real here.

      • TapewormBike

        Well, yeah, because we cannot be sure just how many awesome beards he has.

        • omitted

          Tru-dat!

  • winzentween

    Not as funny as others but still great fun, though as a non US citizen my country is pretty much gun free and you cannot go along anywhere, that I am aware of, to shoot a gun.

    • Percy Gryce

      It’s a great country. We’re number one!

    • Joe Syxpac

      They’ll make an exception if you tell them you want to shoot Playing Dangerous 1 and 2.

  • Jean-François Martel

    so, are we gonna get a ringtone of Rich saying “What the Fuck!?”

  • Percy Gryce

    I’m in too much of a tryptophan-induced coma to comment on
    this [insert complimentary adjective] episode of Best of the
    Worst
    .

  • http://kingengrishkube.deviantart.com/ kube of Nazareth over 9000

    did they fill the water cooler with beer?..

  • LukeMM95

    No, we need Jack, Wizard and Jessie have something gross come out of them first….wait that didn’t come out right.

  • Sir Asdfghjkl

    Video game Joe – he’s got his D-pad, He’s got perfect wifi, no need for DLC when you got Street Fighter Vanilla!

  • http://www.plasticpals.com/ Robotbling

    No.

  • Sir Asdfghjkl

    mmmmmmNo.

  • Lord_Snow

    I am very disappointed that Rich did not get to shoot a gun

    • ident

      Felons are not allowed to…I may have said too much.

      • Lord_Snow

        Gotta be cool about firearms safety

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Except these rhymes aren’t cool about fire safety.

  • Jigsaw

    Ah, The Exterminator. Finally a Best of the Worst entry that I have seen. And not only have I seen it, I also own it on DVD!

    p.s.: was Rich the designated driver? :D

    • TapewormBike

      Rich never spoils his thespian physique with alcohol.

  • ident

    Did you buy any? If so, it was well done.

  • ident

    I didn’t realize that was the same guy. He is terrible.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    When Mike got a fork in the brain.

    • Gene Parmesan

      Also during all the shit play in the review of Transformers 3: Annie Hall. If I remember correctly Jack was the delivery man in that, and Rich Evans did spit-take in response to Jack’s line. Anyone else seeing a pattern between Jack and all these RLM discharges? WHAT COULD IT MEAN?!

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    Rick and Morty = nonmedy.

    • TapewormBike

      Luckily we still have your comments

  • LookAtThisIdiot

    That was an A+ accurate video game joke, Dick the Birthday Boy.

  • Tre

    I see Rich regrew his finger.

    • ident

      It was surgically re-attached. Due to his impressive mutagenic healing abilities, he did not need stitches and his scars are already fading.

  • stefan

    it’s sad how ecstatic i got when i saw this had been uploaded

    • TapewormBike

      Haha, don’t worry, it’s not sad or pathetic to feel like your friends had thrown you a surprise party after you refresh a page. I also…oh, right.

  • Gerhard Van der Berg

    I like the Cineman Snob, but that is a character that he plays, someone playing a character does not really fit in with these guys showing themselves and their opinions on bad movies in a comic fashion.

    I really dislike the Midnight Screenings section where they review movies in a car after just leaving the theater on Brad’s sight and if that is the approach (manner) he would bring to the proceedings then no thank you.

    Having said that if he were to play his snob character I would actually be interested to see the results of a cross over review, as long as it does not result in extra Mike-less episodes, I understand they have a rotating cast but any outside character or person that increases the chance of a Mike-less episode is not okay with me.

  • Jon

    Hey where’s the wheel you damn milwaukeeans?

    I want the wheel, Shoji Tabuchi, and a 27 part Plinkett review of the Voyager episode ‘Threshold.’

    • ivan zhuravlyov

      No! What there needs to be is a 27 part Plinket review of The Instant Incredible Boring Boyfriend! Nothing would make me wetter.

  • Cameron Vale

    If Jay wants to be involved in Ghoulies 5 so bad, why doesn’t he just make Ghoulies 5?

    • http://rocketboy1313.blogspot.com/ Rocketboy1313

      Yes.

    • redletterjay

      Now you’re talking. Ghoulies run amok at a wacky 80′s sex comedy-type ski resort, Ghoulies run amok in prison, Ghoulies save Christmas, Ghoulies sue Charles Band…I got so many ideas.

      • TapewormBike

        You wanna make money, work sharks into it!

        • Joe Syxpac

          Sharktopusnado vs. Ghoulies?

          • TapewormBike

            Someone way better at photoshopping, please make a poster with a ghoulie coming out of great whites mouth and tagline “They’ll get you in the shark”

          • Percy Gryce

            Faddlechud takes requests.

          • Joe Syxpac

            Naw, tagline should be “They’ll jump your shark in the end.”

      • sepiajack

        Great episode Jay!

    • Percy Gryce

      I just caught Scanners on Showtime and I’m guessing that Cameron Vale is not your real name.

      • Cameron Vale

        Well, how was it?

        • Percy Gryce

          I liked it when the heads exploded.

          • Cameron Vale

            By that standard, the sequels are great, and significantly better than the original! But only that specific standard.

    • ident

      Because copyright is still a thing.

  • http://permabeardoomster.blogspot.com/ Permabear Doomster

    Wow. RLM has indirectly caused the home page for deadliest prey to be taken offline.

    As ever..great review guys!

    • Sir Asdfghjkl

      probably more then 5 people got on… AT THE SAME TIME

  • TapewormBike

    I really hope she makes at least an appearance in “The Slut” as well.

  • http://www.plasticpals.com/ Robotbling

    I know you guys tried to coin a new term with “non-medy” but I feel “coma-dy” has a nicer ring to it.

    • TapewormBike

      RLM stuff is cumedy for sure.

      • omitted

        As in it makes you cum too? I concur!

        • TapewormBike

          Of course. Excuse any typos, my hands are sticky. kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • TapewormBike

      The first time I heard it I thought they said “numb-medy”

      • Alex Lee

        After watching some of Shakespeare’s so-called “Golden Comedies,” I would agree those are numb-medies.

        • ident

          In the words of Shakespeare: “You’re an asshole.”

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Then somebody farts.

          • TapewormBike

            I believe that is from The Tempest. Yeeees. Smashing.

          • Franklin Floratos

            “Brevity is the soul of wit.”

    • Thanatos2k

      Comehdy is even better.

  • http://rocketboy1313.blogspot.com/ Rocketboy1313

    I’m just realizing: where is that shooting range? I know it is probably in Milwaukee.

    • ident

      That’s an odd thing to just realize.

  • Robby

    I think you’re giving them too much credit. It was probably more like “Hey we can use some of these glasses that we have a shitload of that we’ll never sell.”

  • Peter Gorman

    True that.

  • Jason Dubin

    Next time use a bigger gun,…. like a magnum,…

  • Anything

    Quality episode! Thanks

  • TapewormBike

    That would be my natural second choice. I hope RLM and Nick Millard can work together and make “The Erotic Mr. Bauman”.

  • TapewormBike

    Rich Evans no drink. evah. pogs.

  • TapewormBike

    Jay looks like a little boy with a sweet fucking beard.

    • Cameron Vale

      No, I don’t see it.

  • iagrmc

    Get off your lazy fucking ass and give us what you want you fat homo. Nobody cares about half in the bag..er….I mean best of the worst.

    Just kidding. I care. Way too much.

  • Alex Lee

    With Jay’s beard and Rich’s laugh, maybe it is erotic. ;).

    • TapewormBike

      There is no maybe.

  • Alex Lee

    Tru dat.

    • ivan zhuravlyov

      Tru dat tru dats.

      • TapewormBike

        (anticlimatically shoots you all with a machine gun)

  • TapewormBike

    I like to listen to that after I watch new episodes of “My Little Shark”. Yeah, that’s right. I’m a sharky.

    • Domo_Konnichiwa

      Shark-Fist.

  • ivan zhuravlyov

    Anyone else notice the Juice boxes in Playing Dangerous 2 are minute maid and clearly presented in that one scene to the camera?

    Did Minute Maid sponsor such a shit movie? Is it even legal to blatantly show off a product in a movie without permission? Why would Minute Maid give em permission?

    So many questions, and all make juice in general look bad.

    • Groundloop

      It was kinda hard not to notice the juice boxes. In answer to your questions:

      1) Minute Maid likely paid the production to have the juice boxes in one or more scenes.

      2) It’s not legal to show a product or corporate logo in a movie or TV show for more than a very brief time (like a second maximum). The company in question can demand the shots be removed/changed, sue for payment, or ignore it entirely. I’ve had to shorten and/or crop shots to avoid the first two.

      3) The producers probably told the Minute Maid folks it was an adventure movie aimed at, and starring, kids.

  • Jordan

    Nice shootin’, Jack

  • Jordan

    He left RLM recently

    • fred

      really? that kinda sucks

  • Maverique

    You sound like the protagonist of that wonderful movie called Eegah.

  • smylexx

    they really shouldve pointed the camera the other way around for the shooting range bit…in tribye to that videogame moment in the film. We don’t need to SEE what they’re aiming at. Pah!

    • Now I Get It

      I’ve got mixed feelings on that – I’m sure the head shot was a proud thing, and the fans always want to see the thing being destroyed – but I think you’re right.

  • TapewormBike

    Well, my jaws hit the floor.

  • http://www.plasticpals.com/ Robotbling

    I wasn’t trying to be funny, just felt that it has a better ring to it.

  • sepiajack

    Is that really true of Doom 3?

  • Odysseus Ulysses

    The video ended but I don’t want to click off the tab, I keep expecting something else to come along; it can never be enough. I’ll see you soon Redlettermedia, when the moon is full and the 80′s powers are strong, the signal will go up, and we shall laugh again…

  • Dasby

    Somebody else has surely said it in the comments already, but you guys should really give The Exterminator a watch in it’s unedited form. Because it’s far better than the version of the movie you watched. It’s obviously not good, but it makes the exterminator character make more sense, and some incredible special makeup effects make it well worth the watch.

    • Now I Get It

      Well pitched.

    • markiej

      It’s a classic of the genre of “Wow, New York was such a shithole back then”

      It’s actually not that graphic, just slimy.

  • Steve Rorkey

    Watch out for snakes.

  • James Camaroon
  • http://thatgreendude.tumblr.com/ ThatGreenDude

    U.S. ARMY BLACK DICK

    • Thanatos2k

      U.S. ARMY BLACK DICK THE BIRTHDAY BOY

  • EXbob

    I’m getting flashback to Jack and Jill with all those Best of the Worst pint glasses facing the camera.

    • ident

      There is a difference between being advertized to while attempting to engage with a story and seeing the logo of the show you are currently watching on a drinking glass. If they start hawking Coke, we can speak again.

      • EXbob

        Oh that wasn’t a negative, I was chuckling a lot due to that. :)

      • Percy Gryce

        “If they start hawking Coke, we can speak again.”

        I thought they’d already done that.

  • Percy Gryce

    The beard is back . . . and there’s gonna be trouble.

  • thatsrightjay

    jessi where are you

    bee costume where are you

  • Sir Asdfghjkl

    Oh, I thought you meant at the end credits. Don’t know about the beginning, and I really don’t have the patience to wait out an ad. Soooo… YOU WIN!

  • Yakov

    best of the worst has quickly supplanted half in the bag in entertainment value, and it’s not mike and jay’s fault: they can criticize major releases only for so long for making the same mistakes, i.e., cash-grabs.

  • Hermit

    Warrior of the Lost World? Don’t you mean ‘Paper Chase Guy’?

  • whip

    What are you talking about? It is actually true. The game has been modded by some to remove that. But the base original game still offers the choice of flashlight or gun. They changed it in the expansion I think. But that is how Doom 3 works.

    And it was a very clever remark by Rich in that regard. Well played.

    • Ichinisan

      Yup. I remember the “duct tape” mod to keep the flashlight on while your gun us drawn. Still, you get tunnel vision playing the game no matter how you play it.

    • Thanatos2k

      The original Doom 3 didn’t have it because of technical limitations.

      The re-released Doom 3 had simultaneous flashlight and gun.

  • cabbo

    Everything is left channel.

  • cabbo

    Ferris Beuller’s Shark-Off.
    The Man with the Golden Shark.
    Sharking Private Ryan.
    One Flew Over the Shark’s Nest.
    Around the World in 80 Sharks.
    Meet the Sharks.
    Shark-Ups.
    Trains, Planes, and Autosharks.
    Instant, Incredible, Adoring Shark.

    • TapewormBike

      Frost vs. Shark
      The Amazing Spidershark
      The Tree of Shark
      Annie Shark
      The Sixth Shark
      It’s a Wonderful Shark

      Honey, I Shrunk the Shark
      The World War S

      • cabbo

        Dr. Sharklove, or How I Learned to stop Worrying and Love the Shark.
        The League of Extraordinary Sharks.
        Deep Blue Shark.
        Two-Thousand and Shark; A Space Odyssey.
        In Her Sharks.
        Sharklien.
        Sharkmetheus.
        The Hills have Sharks.
        Being John Sharkovich.
        Battleshark Potempkin.
        Koyaaniscatshark.
        Citizen Shark.
        10,000 Leagues Under the Shark.
        Lady Sharkblood.
        Eight-Legged Sharks.
        Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sharks.
        Star Trek Into Sharkness.

        • TapewormBike

          This is gonna be a long and unfruitful day:)

          Shark Wars: Shark Strikes Back
          Faster, Shark! Kill! Kill!
          Shark 3DD
          Shark Takes Manhattan
          Eternal Sunshine of the Small-spotted Catshark
          Cowboys vs. Sharks
          Natural Born Killers

          • cabbo

            Four Sharks and a Funeral.
            The Day the Shark Stood Still.
            Sharkdemic: Shark and Terror.
            Sharkspotting.
            The Texas Sharksaw Massacre.
            Sharkcatcher.
            A Scanner, Sharkly.
            The Shark and the Dead.
            The Good, the Bad, and the Shark.
            A Fistful of Sharks.
            James and the Giant Shark.
            Hobo with a Sharkgun.

          • TapewormBike

            Shark Actually
            Donnie Sharko
            Demolition Shark
            Swtitchblade Sharks
            Charlie and The Shark Factory
            Sharkbusters
            American Shark: The Reunion
            Eating Nemo

          • TapewormBike

            Oh and Shark 2 (“Krahs is shark backwards!…Oh my gooooooood!”)

          • williamsn411

            Don’t Tell Mom The Shark Is Dead
            Sharkinator
            Three Men And A Shark
            The Shark Who Stole Christmas

        • Ogrot

          Deep Blue Shark!?

          That fucking movie already had a fucking shark in it you fuck!

          • TapewormBike

            Yeah, but I was never sure what color it is coming in.

        • Joe Syxpac

          “Sharklien” absolutely needs to be made.

          “In space, no one can hear you go in the water.”

        • Monroville

          I vote for “Battleshark Potempkin”, “Sharkisqatsi” and “Shark Trek into Sharkness”.

          It seems everyone has forgotten an obvious one here:

          CARD SHARKS, starring Matt Damon and Jabber Jaws. They hit the major casinos around the world, tricking people out of their money. It has a sad ending for one of them (one is fed to the sharks, while the other one just swims away).

          • Pissernacht

            Card Sharks should really have sharks BE the cards.

            Having to watch out so your hands don’t get bitten off would liven up ANY card game…

            In fact, the casino’s payouts should come as sharks; I’m picturing a little old lady win the slot machine only to get dragged down beneath a tide of little sharks coming from the slots…

    • TapewormBike

      Sharpho 69
      Darling, are you bored of Sharks?
      Erotic Mr. Shark
      Shark Weirdo
      The Shark

  • ident

    Yes, you either hold the flashlight or shoot the gun, not both. The maps were extremely dark and it was meant to intensify the horror. Successful or not, it has been the subject of many gaming jokes.

  • ident

    But he wasn’t trying.

  • cabbo

    We can’t completely remove the bullets, but we can diminish the effect.

  • http://solo4357.blogspot.com/ Solo4357

    Ghost Shark: Any body of water can have.. the GHOST SHARK. Possibly even when washing the car. We’re going to need a bigger bucket.

  • TapewormBike

    That does happen to be a truthful statement.

  • Billy Nunez

    Candy girl’s twitter https://twitter.com/sukiroseetter

    • LukeMM95

      True-dat

    • TapewormBike

      She just got bunch of mildly verbally abusive followers.

    • James Camaroon

      Oh god, and it looks like someone hacked her account recently… oh the horrible irony, Candy Girl the hacker got hacked.

  • TapewormBike

    I am just gonna leave this here

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yle7zk8ltvc

    • Yakov

      the dancing trombonist looks like rich evans as henry plinkett in another life.

      • AceRay

        Who the hell is Henry Plinkett?

        • Yakov

          trombone autospell doppelganger.

    • Percy Gryce

      No fair peeking.

      • TapewormBike

        Could not resist.

    • Alex Lee

      lmao. It’s got a real chance at Best of the Worst.

    • Joe Syxpac

      WTF? Dude! Don’t ruin it for everyone!

      It’s gotta come up on the wheel or else it doesn’t count!

      • TapewormBike

        Yeah, you are right. But CAN it be ruined, though?

        • Joe Syxpac

          An Asian country fiddle player doing outdated rap?

          No, I don’t see any possible way that could be ruined.

  • williamsn411

    Anybody know how to get a hold of someone from RLM? I’ve tried contacting them through facebook, twitter and the contact email on their website and haven’t heard anything back from them. It was just a simple yes or no question that wouldn’t take anyone more than 5 mins to answer.

    • thatsrightjay

      take the hint

      • williamsn411

        So RLM can’t take 5 mins to answer a simple yes or no question from one of its donors?

        • Dude Bro

          If you think you deserve something in exchange for a donation, then you don’t understand what a donation is. Maybe they thought your simple “yes or no question” was too unreasonable to respond to.

          • williamsn411

            I wasn’t asking for anything in exchange for my donation other than common courtesy. It takes 30 seconds or less to type yes or no. I guess they think it’s beneath them to show a moderate level of respect to their fans.

  • Ogrot

    Sharkbusters: Dan Akroyd, Harold Ramis, Bill Murray, and the black guy bust sharks using super science and sarcasm.

    • cabbo

      No Country for Old Sharks.
      Sharkomaniac.
      Shark Fishing in the Yemen.
      Sharkaconda.
      The Sharkfather.
      Seven Sharkopaths.
      24 Hour Party Sharks.
      Sharkvangelion 1.0: You are (Not) a Shark.

  • http://www.cinesnark.com/ Cinesnark

    Playing Dangerous 2, aka Molestation: The Movie.

    • Cameron Vale

      Wasn’t that directed by Roman Polanski?

      • TapewormBike

        Yes, BBC co-produced it.

  • Yakov

    The Great White Hope

    The Lamnifourme Ultimatum

    Blue Velvet Belly Lanternshark

    Looking for Mr. Sandbar Shark

    Tetsusame: The Iron Shark (鉄サメ)

    Honey, I Jumped the Shark

    • Thanatos2k

      Great White Sharks Can’t Jump

  • LoveSW_Prequels

    The Deadliest Prey:

    Haven’t you guys ever heard of a gritty reboot?

    • TapewormBike

      They added a kid and three laughable “hackers”. I can see the grit as well.

    • Guest

      Haven’t you guys ever heard of a shitty reboot?

      • Monroville

        Maybe it’s a gritty shitty reboot.

  • thatsrightjay

    d00d, you’re such a badass, RLM is definitely gonna hang out with you

  • tjp77

    FUN FACT:

    The writer/director of The Exterminator is James Glickenhaus, now a multi-billionaire hedge fund manager and a very well-respected car collector.

    • ALX99999

      yeah he had that cool ferrari p4/5 made

  • DeColonise

    Mighty fine episode guys! One of the better for this show I have to say.

  • StarTrekSucks

    R.I.P Paul Walker. You will be missed my dear brother :’(

  • Sativa Indica

    The amazing shark, Miami sharknnection, robot sharx, sharkata…

  • KartoffelKongen

    Rich Evans is wide and flat.

  • omitted

    Doubt it, but I would like to see him try

  • AceRay

    Apparently you’re not allowed to be both a TGWTG fan and RLM fan at the same time. Its a rule or something.

    • Cameron Vale

      TGWTG has a stigma attached to it.

  • http://mishi-sketch.tumblr.com/ Mishi

    Not if Rich Evans grows one.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    When an online stranger invites you over to their place via internet forum, mentions they have many fire arms, says they’ll take you to a shooting range, and states you must drink alcohol while there, you would really just have to be a complete stick in the mud to not take up an offer with these fun guys. Taking up this offer is like eating rat poison, it really is a good idea.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Wow. I think RLM should feature this somehow. I think it’s quite a work of art! There’s a link below to who [I think] made it, ‘ObviouslyCloe’. Freaking sweet!

    http://obviouslycloe.deviantart.com/art/Best-of-the-Worst-poster-410751195

    • Percy Gryce

      Is this: What if BOTW were directed by Wes Anderson?

      • Now I Get It

        The composition and colour palette are perfect.

      • Yukonses

        You would need a chemistry set, a playwright, genetically enhanced something, a character (most likely the main) who’s best days are behind them, some flat angles, and some daddy issues. Then it would be true Wes Anderson.

    • TapewormBike

      Now that is marvelous.

    • Thanatos2k

      This belongs in a museum!

  • bb-15

    The shark extras by the guys was fun (thanks) and made up for the review of Playing Dangerous 2.
    Sometimes a movie (PD2) is so boring that even trashing it can’t make watching a couple of scenes tolerable.

    What to do? I am reminded of the HITB review of Step Up Revolution (great episode BTW). Here is the entire review.
    * Jay: ‘Oh by the way, have you seen Step Up Revolution?’
    * Mike: ‘Yeah it sucked!’

    Enough said.

  • Dixon Bawls

    OK, I’ll play along… The Sharkshank Redemption.
    Anyway, real spit-takes are pretty rare, and we get 1.5 in this episode! Shine on you crazy diamonds.

  • http://www.wrstone.com/ William Stone

    I don’t think that even sharks could redeem that skank.

  • Bacchus

    Loved the Doom 3 joke. They should give Rich more game reviews, I think that might be quite the treat for us.

  • Christopher Kulik

    I’ve been there. Although it’s not known as the Silent Film Theatre anymore, it still plays silent films with a live orchestra on Wednesday nights, pretty cool: watched MANHANDLED (1924) with Gloria Swanson, no sign of Candy Girl.

  • TapewormBike

    (walking in slo mo with The Kinks tune playing)

    • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

      Plinkett, Who Lives At Home

  • TapewormBike

    I really loved the part between 00:01 and 41:39.

    • Bacchus

      So did I! And I didn’t even see the extras first time round (to my eternal shame). They were blooming (pardon my french) great :)

  • losknor

    What happen to Gillian? We need more Gillian!

    • ident

      You can all go to hell, cause she went back to Texas.

  • Franklin Floratos

    Not. Unless. He. Grows. It. Longer.

    • TapewormBike

      Suddenly hot in here…for some reason.

  • Lars

    So, can you tell me what the thug did with the garden tool?

    I think he hacked into the hero’s friend’s back, turning him into a paraplegic. Is that correct?

  • Wesley Beltz

    I’m hoping the absence of Stoklasa is a signal that a new Plinkett review is almost ready.

    • ident

      I think it more likely signals he had a hangover.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Y’know, considering how many protagonists in 80s movies were uber bad asses in Vietnam, it makes you wonder how the fk we lost the war.

    • ident

      The Tet Offensive weakened our resolve. Though the offensive caused massive casualties among the VC and North Vietnamese forces and, in a strictly strategic context, was a massive failure given its objective, it was the right strike at the right time to shock an already war weary country. The powers that be in the US had been claiming for months that the war was drawing to a close and the North Vietnamese no longer had the martial power for such a significant offensive. Though this was certainly true after Tet, the majority of Americans felt that they had been lied to and they were engaged in a conflict that would drain lives and resources for the foreseeable future. The political cost was now too high to continue the war and the US politically and militarily began to withdraw.

  • pete smith

    Can’t believe none of you had never heard of The Exterminator. Definitely one of the better early 80′s vigilante/revenge flicks. Great gore too in few parts (if you watch uncut). Oh well, I wasn’t aware it had piss poor sequel you checked earlier.

    • Len Kabasinski

      I like both. but EXTERMINATOR had Steve James in it, soooooo…edge to part I

    • TapewormBike

      I guess I am too spoiled by Rolling Thunder (70s, I know), so I did not like it that much, but I agree it is definitely ok, in the uncut version.

  • Maverique

    Finally people seem to have stopped complaining about Wizard and Jack. They’re as much a part of this show as Mike or Jay.

    • ident

      Oh, that reminds me. Fuck those guys.

      • Franklin Floratos

        You will not speak ill of Jack and Wizard.

  • montechristo88

    colonel hogan?

  • diehounderdoggen

    Spotted David Liebe Hart at 11:45

  • Gene Parmesan

    I can’t tell if you’re doing a sarcasm pun, or if you’re cumming sharks.

  • ident

    No, it was reattached at the hospital. Fortunately, everyone was able to keep their heads and put the finger on ice before they brought Rich to the ER so eventually, after a few months of physical therapy, he’ll feel whole again.

  • ident

    And you didn’t get it.

  • Mace Tofu

    I saw the movie THE EXTERMINATOR back in a theater first run. In the ‘Nam open when his friends get killed their heads are chopped off in very graphic detail. If that didn’t happen in your version you are watching a TV print EDITED version of the film. I think all the kills were graphic, I also remember some pimp with a hot wire dipped in vaseline torturing some woman’s boobs. Cutting all that out would take away any claim the film has as a “classic” grind-house action flick.

    • Len Kabasinski

      ^good points indeed. heads def rolled at the beginning of the theatrical cut

  • FearAndSlothing
    • The Willard

      Thirty-three

    • Alex Lee

      It can’t do any worse than the recent one with Val Kilmer.

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  • Flossy

    Where is the shark episode of Best of the worst? i can only find the extras clip.

    • Kyle

      Look at the videos they have in front of them in the clip.

  • Jason

    A gang of white thugs beating up a lone black guy for no reason in New York City….so typical….
    Honestly, if you’re going to completely throw reality and believability out the window, at least do it creatively. Make them Pakistani thugs or something. Then they could have cheesy, racially insensitive one-liners like “Shop Quik-E-Mart and save….OR ELSE!”, or after blowing someone away with a shotgun “Thank you, DON’T come again!”, or right before a big fight scene “Vishnu forgives…BUT WE DON’T!”

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