Best of the Worst: Order of the Black Eagle, Wired to Kill, and Raiders of Atlantis

March 18, 20161,306 Comments

The gang watches three horrible, explosive action movies that all feature someone getting set on fire. Other highlights include baboons driving tanks, the lost city of Atlantis having an unseen motorcycle manufacturing plant, and a woman being mentally abused for the entire run time of a “fun” action thriller.

Filed in: Best of the Worst

  • Yes! First and Yay for BOTW! My favorite show ever!

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Wait, Hitler died?

  • frankelee

    Shouldn’t they be using this time to film their documentary about how Space Cop went wrong so I can buy another Blu-Ray from them?

  • Alexandria Sanders

    Who the hell is holding the camera. steady!

  • FIST!

  • Indiana Jones name jokes, we don’t need you anymore. We got Pre Rec now………… Best of the Worst? Oh……………………………………………………..WHAT?

  • tOmy`

    #Trump2016 and Indiana Jones

  • Sully

    Goddamnit with the content!!! You’re gonna have people thinking you’re sluts, giving it away like this.

  • YOU PIECE OF *BLEEP*. I’M GONNA HANG YOU FROM A *BLEEP* *BLEEP*! AND THEN ITS TIME TO GET OUT THE GIMP. AND BOY OH BOY *BLEEP* *BLEEP* *BLEEP* HAHAHA!

    PreRec

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p3FsA0olbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=19s

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    #Taco2016

  • JoeR_40

    MAGA 🙂

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    First of the Worst.

  • Ehey! Like vultures to a rotting corpse we gather.

    #RLM-Filth

  • JoeR_40

    Thank god Aids Moby isn’t there.

  • Sully

    I’ll endorse you in exchange for a VP position.

    And that’s Vulpe President not Vice President.

  • SHAKMAAAA!

  • The most drunk. His name is *bleep*

  • OMNI

    Yes!!! I was having a shitty night, but now….

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Weren’t you bornded where Ted Cruz was?

  • Like Icare

    Dammit… it’s 4:34 and I’m really sleepy. Gotta leave this one for tomorrow.

    On a positive side, I got an BOTW episode waiting for me. Which is nice.

  • Otto T

    It’s the Reb Brown gun! Of course it doesn’t have all the barrels.

  • Palpatine

    I hear you, I’m also putting this one off until tomorrow.

  • Look under your bed. I put a surprice there…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p3FsA0olbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=19s

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Daredevil or BOTW? Which awesome thing of awesomeness do I watch/masturbate to?

  • Palpatine

    *Yawn*, that’s actually putting me to sleep.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    If you’re not first you’re last.
    -Len Kabasinski

  • Does Daredevel feature baboons? No! BotW it is.

  • Michael Collins

    This is a nice surprise, nearly 1pm here, time for a gin and botw combo..

  • Domo

    I’m glad the parakeets of Milwaukee got a heads up that Space Cop saved their city.

    Thanks Milwaukee Daily Tribune! Their bird cages are gonna look glorious.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m not from Calgary! D:<

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Puns. Gotta love ’em!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    No not HBO in 1998! Wait that’s before Sopranos. No one will care, Adolf Orson.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey, don’t get Taco mixed up with the Zodiac!

  • Michael Collins

    There’s an Indiana Jones box thingy on the table!

    Indiana Jones and the Best of the Worst

  • That “Raiders of Atlantis” movie might have worked if there was some kind of time travel thing going on. That some people from a good future blew a hole in time and a parallel bad time line spilled over, and they went to war over the present.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Rich is amazing

  • “””””worked”””””

  • Still stuck here..

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Hey did you find the positronic signal too? How weird! We did too!

  • Mike just calls every blonde young male 80’s actor David cus of Star Trek.

    5/5 Subscribed =0

  • Commander X

    Cryogenically frozen Hitler – and they even kept him in his suit just in case.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yay! You used the 101 Wacky Kid Jokes music again!

  • “Er ist mit stil schlĂ€ft jetzt”

    -The Nazi in charge of freezing Hitler.

  • Commander X

    Oh boy, BOTW is slowly but surely highlighting movies I’m actually familiar with from video rental shops of years past. Now, for the first time, they’ve hit a triple.

    I actually rented Wired to Kill once partly because of the box art, even though by then I knew better, that 1980s VHS movies with luridly alluring box art were supposed to trick the unwary into renting the sort of cheapjack, dire cinematic trash that it was commissioned to sell.

    “Oh, this looks interesting” and for your rental fee you’d come home and get 80, 90 minutes of some poorly dubbed horror or action flick produced in some sort of Continental looking place or a knock-off of the Road Warrior or Escape from New York or Indiana Jones or James Bond movies and so on shot on a budget lower than that of a public access talk show starring a bunch of vaguely European types and perhaps some fading American actor who’d enjoyed a regular role on a prime-time TV show maybe only a few years before, taking a working vacation.

  • RLMkeepitup

    thats it Mike, make a list, flex those plinkett muscles

  • FiachSidhe

    Unbreakable would have been so much better if Bruce Willis slapped on one of those Pac Man ponchos on before choking out that dumbass home invader.

  • Mr_Show

    Yay!

  • Michael Collins

    Indiana Jones and you can be the hooker

  • RLMkeepitup

    hookers? hookers!

  • Michael Collins

    OK, spoiler alert!

    That was the best destruction EVAAAAARRRR!!!

  • SeekerLancer

    Frank Miller’s Indiana Jones?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Orson RR Martin Welles predicted a tired old CinemaSins joke.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *goddamn Indiana Jones

  • Buk Pravon

    It looks like a prop from “The last Crusade”.

  • James Gandy

    As a strange side story, Rebecca’s life wasn’t much better in RL. Emily Longstreth may have died a homeless, drug addict in New York City. There are traces of this story online, but the synopsis can be found here on IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0519489/board/nest/245741524?ref_=nm_bd_1

  • Colin First

  • I did it all for the dookie.

  • Rene Belloq 12 inch figure

    Please make a hitler clowns horror movie.

  • Rene Belloq 12 inch figure

    or maybe if the Atlanteans were like weird fish like gang members that rode giant octopusses. Or an army of baboons driving tanks.

  • Dylan

    Well that’s an hour and four minutes I’ll never get back.

  • thestoner

    Better job with this one fuckers….

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Remember Blip? I remember Blip.

    Blip.

  • Domo

    Ghostbusters (2016) 4 Stars. “Inspired action and special effects!”

    –Nobody said this.

  • Asda

    I love you guys but all this shoes on the sofa is triggering me so hard, I can’t even

  • Ren1

    SHAKMAAA!

  • John Dracup

    I love the box from Miskatonic University.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yay time to get drunk and watch hacks frauding.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I hate Blip even in memoriam.

  • AreyouaNazi? Isthatyourelf?

    Another lovely Aussie Sat’D arvo

  • Joe Syxpac

    Anyone else remember that Star Trek episode where the giant single cell organism ate the starship USS Inbred where the entire crew was Vulcan?

    That was a good one.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Domino’s doesn’t do the bacon wrapped crust, that’s Little Caesars.

  • Domo

    It’s all the same to Mike Stoklasa.

  • What is a sight to wake up to.

  • Brett mel

    That is some seriously nice hair, Jay.

  • catoblepag .

    I’m usually amused by RLM’s jokes and stereotypes about italians, but when Rich asked if pizza was an american invention I bowed my head and cried a little.

  • Bubs

    This is the best episode of Previously Recorded you guys have ever done.

  • Sully

    We don’t disqus Blip. Not in front of the Tube.

  • Sully

    Wait. Do you generally get you time back? Do you need a receipt, or is there an honor policy?

  • Sully

    Both.

  • Koen Timmermans

    What’s in the box! … what’s in the booooox!

  • That bad?

  • I cringed.

  • He’ll love it as long as it’s soaked in booze.

  • Bubs

    Oh, that’s not what I meant to imply. I can see how it sounded that way. I just meant, anything is better than Pre-Rec.

    #JokeFail

  • Sully

    Sorry. SORRY! I thought it was consensual.

  • Sully

    Seems like everyone’s jumping on the R-rated bandwagon. Pixels?

    http://i.imgur.com/geJt42m.jpg

  • Bubs

    Out of context, it looks like Rich has two giant blue baboon nipples.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Hitler will live on, in all our hearts.

  • #mikehatesjohncarpenter

  • Earth

    He mentioned it before on a commentary track I think.

  • Bubs

    Hey, I know you guys don’t know anything about movie making, but you ever hear of Chekhov’s gun? If you’re gonna put a box that says “Miskatonic University” on the table FOR THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THE SHOW. Then someone better get fucking shot at the end!

    #EpisodeWrittenByGeorgeLucas

  • Great destruction! My shout out goes to Shaakma!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The Thing is a perfect movie. and he has made some classics…. but fuck has he made some turds.

  • Sully

    Big Trouble in Little China is my motherfuckin’ JAM!

  • Like Icare

    Contempt for your audience… sublimiliminal.
    http://i.imgur.com/f6sMU8y.jpg

  • Sully

    They’re prescription shotguns, Mike.

  • Like Icare

    He’s more hit than miss.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    That won’t stand up in court… I tried.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    RLM is about as subtle as a thousand 9/11’s.

  • Like Icare

    Of course it won’t stand. That’s what the rack is for.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsV50T5uEyw

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Jack should have set him straight.

    #Mario

  • Domo

    Just remember, the editor of this BoTW had an erection the entire time he watched Exploding Varmints.

  • Jack?

  • Domo
  • Sully

    But I got the Doctor’s note right here!

    http://www.happyemrdoctor.com/files/2011/04/illegible.jpg

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Americans are a disturbingly deranged species.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I used to work as a gardener for a rich doctor. he would leave notes like.
    “Hi t~~ n~~ds ~~~ nd ~~m~~ Weeds~~~~. Thank~~~”

  • Sully

    I’m actually paying people NOT to see that movie just out of fucking spite.

  • Like Icare

    Marijuana is a hell of a drug…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    You can have a shitty night with your imaginary hack fraud friends instead?

  • Sully

    Hitting this in my weeds. Thanks.

    So, he’s either smoking pot in the pot field, or he’s fuckin’ his side bitch in the garden. Either way, at least he’s polite.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Dave’s not here man.

  • Like Icare

    That’s why this version was designed to keep them medicated while they’re on guns.

    http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91ZakRY9QXL._SL1500_.jpg

  • Sully
  • dollar store cashier wife

    das ist richtig Andy!

  • Sully
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Its the only way to penetrate the source of the pain.

  • Like Icare

    Tommy Chong is single-handedly undermining all those “pot kills cancer” claims.
    http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tommy-chong-i-have-rectal-cancer-2015176

    Well… his rectal cancer is doing that anyway.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats not fair! Maybe if he shoved some weed up his arse he would be fine.

  • Sully
  • Sully

    “Two pills, two times a day… right in the nasal cavity.”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    OOOH, ARRG, OUCH *Kicks set* AAAAWCH.
    No.. I have no Idea what you’re talking about.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    If pain persists…. use a bigger gun!

  • So THAT’s where he got that red stain from.

  • Sully

    Probably the only laugh he’s ever gotten out of me.

  • Like Icare

    Do you bleed?

    Well, when this aspirin hits your bloodstream, inhibiting your enzymes needed for platelet aggregation – you will.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We never got the ‘Fun House.’ here so I only know him from Cheech and Chong, Buffy, Blow and for wanking in a pubic toilet.

  • Sully

    Especially when it hits it at 300 meters per second, point blank.

  • Like Icare

    Well… either weed or that “Spiritual Power of Truth” book he’s been reading.

  • Contingency does not imply exigency.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats because cancer is pretentious.

  • I’d like not to see it too.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I remember asking my german teacher what the german for andrew was.
    Teacher “… Andrew.” *shrugs and turns back to the blackboard.

  • Sully

    Try our new suppositories.

    http://i.imgur.com/SDUxrjp.jpg

  • Chief Patton

    The Force Awakens : Star Wars :: Hangover 2 : Hangover

  • Sully

    Do you take “Republic” credits?

  • Federal currency will do.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    what the fuck is RX? we see it all the time and we get the joke, but why is it on all your drugs?

  • Like Icare

    Bullets make the hole, aspirin keeps the flow.

    It’s the same logic as with sprinkling your improvised explosives with rat poison. Only that one doesn’t really work and is mostly just paranoia.
    http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/press_box/2002/07/rat_poison_bombs_revisited.html

  • Like Icare

    Tell me about it… I KNOW money and sex won’t make me happy, yet… I want more.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Apparently he clarified in a tweet, that has since been deleted (according to reddit), that the only movie he doesn’t like that much is Escape From NY. I guess I can understand that, if you go in expecting EFNY to be an action movie you are going to be letdown.

    Halloween is great. The Thing is perfect. EFNY is pretty good. Big Trouble is silly, but it’s fun. Lot’s of people love They Live (I don’t get it). In the Mouth of Madness is very watchable. Other movies I’ve seen of his are bad (Ghosts of Mars and Vampires), and I haven’t seen some of his better ones (The Fog, Starman and Assault of Precint 13).

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You would be better off just shitting on the shrapnel. Sepsis is faster and more effective than rat poison.

  • Like Icare

    Oh… By the way… the Steve… plays with his ball… abuses Becky… is he… is he supposed to be based on Steve McQueen?
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2057769/Steve-McQueen-Wife-beater-drug-taker-relentless-philanderer-brutal-truth-actor.html

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Money never made me happy, but the things I bought with it sure did!
    I’m hugging my 55′ 4K TV right now.

  • I like Escape from LA… WHAT

  • Sully

    I sprinkle my IED’s with flechettes and shredded razor bits, and salt.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats cool man, relax this is a safe space….
    HEY LOOK AT THE SPAZ!!!^^^

    Seriously I even like Ghosts of Mars. all the remakes can fuck themselves though.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Escape From LA sometimes borders on BotW material.

  • That’s what I like about it. Hey, wasn’t Snake supposed to be missing an eye under the eyepatch? https://youtu.be/cg-_oIhDLAg?t=1m35s

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Like Icare

    Why isn’t there more panic about drones equipped with C-4 and ball bearings is a mystery to me.
    What? Black Sunday wasn’t on TV lately?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EolqMkHyVuI

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s clearly a fashion statement.

  • Markham

    So is the Creepshow crate present because it had a baboon-like creature in it? There’s no shame about referencing Shakma, you know.

  • Sully
  • Hank_Henshaw

    My guess, someone just sent it to them, and they wanted to feature the prop as a thank you. They’ve done that before, like for example with the Rich Evans action figure.

  • Sully

    More people are concerned about their Amazon drones being late.

  • Like Icare

    Thing with bombs is… they tend to burn like really hot.
    Burning out both rat poison and microorganisms.

    That’s why in WWI, before there were Geneva Protocols prohibiting the use of biochemical weapons, they used gas and not bombs laced with poison.

  • Sully

    Yeah, if you wanna tickle your anus.

  • Sully

    Or the ponchos.

  • Like Icare

    Those would be great for bomb delivery.

    Seriously… where’s the panic about a swarm of hijacked amazon drones, google autonomous cars, uber rapists…
    What is ti with the America? Has it gone… marginally less paranoid?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2975590/

    9,8/10.

    GET HYPED

    #call to arms pt.2

  • Sully

    It’s all part of the liberal agenda. Fuck giving is going the way of the dodo.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    So a country that needs subtitles to understand other english speaking countries still uses latin?

  • Sully

    Hence the use of RX instead of ℞.

  • Like Icare

    Maybe he has an eye, but it just doesn’t work.

    You know… Like Nick Fury.

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/3nFsbCcNe1k/maxresdefault.jpg

  • Sully

    It’s all down here from here.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Nazis could have access to ninjas. They were buddies with the Japanese.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Next year’s Boyhood.

  • tOmy`

    “No one ever said ‘The suit is partly CG’, there’s no ‘added CGI effects’ as far as we know. It’s just 100% CGI during the action sequences, but otherwise 100% real.”

    – Batmannews #hejustfliesbaby

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You are going to get a movie…. soon….
    MAWGHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA.

  • Like Icare

    What?

  • Like Icare

    Yup. My thoughts exactly.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The ways of your people are strange to us, but we wish you welcome to the rest of the earth.

  • tOmy`

    They don’t sense. They just fly baby.

    Also they have some problems with the concept of the world:

    “Feels like a documentary.”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I wanted to know why Nazis were using Israeli made Uzi’s.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Landis Air: Just Fly Baby!

  • OMG. WANT. WANT. WANT.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Well, 40 years later (assuming the movie takes place in the 80s), the nazis stopped being racists, and were just into world domination. “Say what you want about the jews, but they do know their submachine guns.”

  • Earth

    The real epic battle is RedLetterMedia vs BatmanNews

  • Sully

    IT TOOK 12 SUPERHEROES TO MAKE!!!

  • tOmy`

    That’s 55 less than Infinity War.

    #efficiency

  • dollar store cashier wife

    WE JUST FLY BABY!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    meh. I would take a MP5 over the Uzi any day.

  • Earth

    Of course YOU wouldn’t get it. You’re ONE OF THEM!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwgX7paOgLg

  • Sully

    Once you oven-bake some jews, you can just go around and collect their hardware. They’re just lying around on the ground like walnuts!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Jesse Eisenberg reaches puberty…at the age of 33?

  • Palpatine

    Is “just fly baby” a Kanye thing?

  • Sully

    DC has the problem of having a less recognizable roster.

  • Sully

    I wish. Right out of a helicopter and up into the rotors.

  • Hitler clowns are like Max von Sydow: they would pretty much work perfectly in every genre you can imagine.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • tOmy`
  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I like to think of it as a @tOmy thing

  • dollar store cashier wife

    it’s a real quote from batmannews dug up by Tommy.

    #we just fly bby

  • Sully
  • tOmy`

    Watch the first clip:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-kBPFAClvU

    That is pretty bad. Like… really bad.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Earth

    I was there during the gifwars. I just remember being horribly confused by it.

  • Do YOU want to be the underling to have to explain to unfrozen Hitler why he’s not wearing his iconic* outfit?

    * (iconic for us, of course, in the sense that it’s what we picture him wearing. He’d probably wonder why they didn’t freeze him in his favourite comfy pajammas)

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    There were heroes on both sides? WHAT!?

  • Sully
  • Sully

    It’s a matter of perspective, really.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I was right and everyone else was wrong… thats all I remember.

  • I’m more upset that the lamestream media never got around to telling the rest of us that Milwaukee was saved by Space Cop (or, for that matter, was in danger to begin with).

  • tOmy`

    I remember staring at that comment section, saying to myself: “Woah. What a bunch of losers. I am glad I am never gonna be a part of this cesspool.”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Me and BubsSteve are actually friends now. wierd.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you read my mind bby.

  • Sully

    Make mine rated NC-17 and have it feature lots of gore and tits female tits female human tits, please.

  • Sully

    And the condiment that shall go unnamed?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Earth

    I saw it, and from that moment I knew, I was here to stay.

  • tOmy`

    I heard the calling during the Streamathon. I was bored so I decided to spam with you lot and then wanted to delete my account again.

    Well, 14000 comments later…

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Gore I can do… tits? If I could get tits I would not be here posting would I?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Dead. or hiding as someone else.

  • Like Icare

    Yeah… Veteran aid here at RLM sucks.

  • Jonah Falcon

    Jay didn’t put the blue ghost poncho on. I guess he didn’t want to get eaten out.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    When your sick of it all there are a list of things that can get you banned…
    1. Mike is…

    *Account Deleted by Moderators*

  • Jonah Falcon

    Wow, no jokes about Shakma wearing a tux?

  • Like Icare

    Sandwiches.
    Both sides brought lunchboxes to the war.
    It’s like a corollary on “An army marches on its stomach”.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_sandwich#Hero

  • Like Icare

    #Yes.This.

  • Probably. Almost certainly. Pretty good chance. I mean the Soviets told us they have evidence he died and no we can’t see it but aren’t they a trustworthy lot? (I kid, of course: even if Hitler had escaped to Argentina, he would have to be the last surviving WWI vet to have not died)

  • Sully

    You guys don’t have tits in Australia? Sure they hang all in the girls faces, but come on. They’re glorious!

    Pound Sign: TheSouthernHemisphereIsUpsideDownJokesAreAlwaysDumb

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Wizard Phoenix will explain why you are wrong.

  • Sully

    I kid, I kid. I actually have a friend down unda who used to model for me, and she had a lovely set.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Kinky.

  • Like Icare

    Do Landis Air planes ever land?

    Or are they permanently up in the air, like Dennis Hopper and crew in The American Way?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9k5bZCITmE

  • dollar store cashier wife

    People here made plently already but RLM for whatever reason had a brain fart and forgot SHAAAAAAKKKMMAAAA.

  • Sully

    She thought so.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Do you have any Photography qualifications or are you just an enthusiastic amature?

  • Like Icare
  • Sully
  • Sully

    Considering we’re on opposite sides of the planet, I’d say she’s the photography enthusiast. I’m just a fox who used to do figure drawing as a hobby.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Oh, I wanted to talk about film grain and ISO lenses….
    Nevermind, so drawing.. Pencil, chalk or charcoal?
    I like Charcoal for live sketching but chalk pastels for full portraits.

    https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-CpavxM-c2fA/VMOmsyvgulI/AAAAAAAAAaA/bxFSgvo3fXIodzBX6P50R2KyhqpS8Q5qw/w737-h553-no/DSC_0016.jpg

  • Sully

    Pencil and/or ink, mostly.

  • Like Icare

    The greatest trick that Chekhov ever pulled was convincing the world he only had one gun.
    https://fantasyhandbook.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/izric36.jpg

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I laughed more during this than anything you’ve put out since the Star Wars Holliday Special!

  • Like Icare

    He just puts the hand out and the money falls into it…

  • Sully

    The real one or the fake one? Because it matters.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I hate that place. And people say Star Trek fans are bad… Those guys are retarded…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    The fake one…

  • Sully

    You are correct, sir!
    *ding* *ding* *ding*

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Thats the 911 answer, wait did I spell 911 right? #911.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    .8181818?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    We use the Metric system.

  • Like Icare
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    By ‘WE’, do you mean the people that get their movies ripped off by other peoples?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yes that would be an accurate description of the rest of the world. Fuck Hollywould remakes!

  • luvs2pwge

    How did these shitty movies get financed.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Babe is seriously one of my favorite movies!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Spaghetti and Pizza sales…

  • Sully

    The same way Ghostbusters (2016), Transformers, and anything Adam Sandler makes does.

  • Palpatine

    The loop of the Nazi’s head getting run over by a motorcycle had a nice beat to it.

  • luvs2pwge

    Well those are studio films. For these b films to get made people must’ve re-mortgaged homes and things like that. Can you imagine risking your well being and then all you have to show for it is Raiders of Atlantis. It is so mind boggling.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    That would have been TOO meta…

  • luvs2pwge

    I still think it was a mannequin.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    What a weirdo…

  • luvs2pwge

    Palpatine is a really strange person alright.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Right, right…

  • Sully

    Studio, independent, student, or “experimental”; financing all boils down to one’s ability to hack and fraud till the bills are paid.

  • Like Icare

    Gumption and blowjobs.

  • luvs2pwge

    finally a believable answer to my question.

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • Sully

    THAT’S THE SAME FUCKING ANSWER I GAVE!!! WHY DO YOU THINK WE CALL MIKE AND JAY “HACK FRAUDS?”
    HOW DID YOU THINK THEY GOT PATTON IN THEIR “MOVIE?”

  • Sully

    It’s like a nerd circle jerk with no one being allowed to finish.

  • luvs2pwge

    We both know Mike and Jay are puppets of Goldman Sachs.

  • Sully

    If by “puppets” you mean finger cuffs.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Exactly… ‘No I’m right ( insert brand defamation)’
    ‘No, I’M right (insert brand defense)’
    ‘No, you’re a mouth breather’
    ‘No, YOU are’,
    When really, they are both fat buys with beards you live with their mom…

  • Palpatine

    How?

  • Like Icare

    Hey… Supes’ has the privilege that his mom is still alive, and he just wants to spend as much time with her while he can.
    Bats would do the same if his mom was alive.

    Wait… you’re talking about Batman and Superman, right?

  • Palpatine

    They’re actually counting down the days until its realese. Ugh.

  • luvs2pwge

    😼

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    WE just have a good time enjoying each others company between content…

  • Like Icare

    No, no, no… that’s a guignol. The one you stick your hand in.

    Finger cuffs is something else.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxWRWbdsTjc

  • Palpatine

    😉

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Pff… Basically. The whole notion that these ‘Superheros’ are still relevant after 80 years is beyond me.

  • Imperial_orb

    Epic Ending.

  • Like Icare

    Escapism will always be relevant.

    And they are the basic, archetype heroic fantasies.
    Big strong savior guy and the revenger.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    When you think an article is good, and then the ‘author’ says Kafkaesque…

  • Like Icare

    That’s what Space Cop was missing. Miniatures.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s really unfortunate the movie is getting release on my birthday. So, I guess I’m counting the days too, in a way.

  • Like Icare

    Well… it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I guess that’s why we have words, right? So we no longer have to describe exactly what we mean… We can just use a word that sums it up…

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I don’t know, really. I might be from Caracas, The Murder-by-Gunfire Capital of the World, but I know nothing about guns.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I didn’t even realize you were referring to a made up word from the Simpson’s until i looked it up. I need to watch the Simpson’s…

  • Sully

    I know. That’s why I said it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    http://i.imgur.com/pNRfDeo.png

    It needs to be framed and hanged on a wall.

  • Like Icare
  • Imperial_orb

    Let me tell you something about Space Cop…
    1 star because I can’t vote minus 1 million. This type of crud should attract a jail term for theft of your irreplaceable time alive.
    No excuse for even trying to make this junk, why anyone would want
    their name associated with excreta like this (apologies & exclusions to
    honest working crew) is beyond any reasoning.
    Shhot it, burn it, nuke it, transport the ashes to a satellite & point
    it at the Sun, so it will disappear forever.
    No one will hear you scream up there.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    adorable!

  • Like Icare

    Ah! A fan.

  • stryker1121

    36 minutes in and on the Wired to Kill review, and none of the guys recognized Tiny Lister as one of the thugs? This may change as I’m not done with the review, but I had to share my outrage NOW! Not later. NOW.

  • AKA Mr. Wint
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Never seen that movie… Makes sense…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    You’re probably only pointing him out because he’s black…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Gret episode, though I still wonder why their other camera shows everything red Rich is wearing, as orange.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Wow. Space Cop, much like this comment page, isn’t for everybody…

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Or is it the other camera!?!
    *Insert hack fraud can’t get the color temperature right comment.

  • Imperial_orb

    The very thought of people going on batman-news.com though…

  • Steven Johnson

    An idea for a new BOTW

    Low budget sci-fi from the 90s.

    Survivor (1999) Arctic setting, alien monster, origin of man.
    http://www.filmaffinity.com/en/film527452.html

    Lifepod (1993) Repurposing a hitchcock classic for a low budget sci fi story.
    https://vimeo.com/137981992
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifepod

    Project Metalbeast (1995)
    A cybernetic werewolf. Yeah.

  • Imperial_orb

    That’s from a negative imdb review.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    OHHHHHHH!

  • Palpatine

    What’s “Kafkaesque” even mean?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Is there an orange pacman ghost?

  • tOmy`

    Clyde is orange.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Good question. Watch the TNG episode Frame of MInd; I think that could be described as such. It’s too bad because Kafka sucks…

  • tOmy`

    It is usually used to describe a horrible, hopeless situation; quite often a situation that is needlessly over-complicated (like bureaucracy).

    It has few other implications as far as I remember, but it is generally a word describing a situation Kafka wrote about. For example, the needlessly over-complicated use is from Process.

  • tOmy`

    “Crystal Skull writer to return for fifth Indiana Jones adventure. There’s no word yet if George Lucas, who got a story credit on Crystal Skull, will be involved.”

    It’s gonna be great again.

  • Earth

    lol at people saying Zack Snyder is a great director.

  • Imperial_orb

    Yes, it has Shakma… Shocking audiences everywhere… SHAKMAAA!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Rich Evans’ Wacky Kid Jokes vest is orange?!

  • Imperial_orb

    *Slowly moving hand over heart*
    ♫amazing grace…..

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Bunch of tards…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I actually think it could be alright, as long as ol’ Jorge keeps away from it. In fact, enjoyed the first half of Indy 4, up to the point where all the crystal skull nonsense picks up. No, I didn’t even mind Indy surviving a nuclear blast in a lead-lined refridgerator.

  • I don’t give a crap, about religion, but this is just wrong. http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3366/2415/original.jpg

  • tOmy`

    Don’t forget: 1 hour till TheManhole screening of the movie Hair, kicking off tonight’s KIKI.

    Join us! Come for cringe, songs and eventual emotional breakdown, stay for racism!

    https://cytu.be/r/TheManhole

  • Hank_Henshaw

    So, in Spanish the movie is called “Batman VS Superman: El Origen de la Justicia”. Someone didn’t get Snyder’s memo explaining why it was “v” and not “vs”.

  • Cakefarts

    Yet AGAIN you guys took the lazy way out. During the destruction of your Raiders of Atlantis tape scene you should have dug up your Gorilla Interrupted suit and then inter cut either Wiz or Rich wearing it as thought they were driving the toy tank. Your in danger of losing your audience.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    When you’ve been kicking around the internet for 5 or 6 years and the funniest thing you’ve done keeps changing. Bravo Mike and Jay, and bravo poor stunt man who’s head was run over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over…

  • Earth

    I’m glad Wired to Kill wasn’t destroyed. I’m with Jay on this one. It’s miserable in an interesting way.

  • Imperial_orb

    Yeah, really now… I think I needed to fucking screw around with proxy servers to watch RLM stuff, because region log, if I remember correctly that is. Then they forced everybody to watch videos only in HD, for some reason. Aaand last but not least they made videos inaccessible for everybody with adblocker. Because that’s the smart way to deal with that problem.

  • Imperial_orb

    Wow, I didn’t knew blip.tv died.

  • Sully

    That’s only eight. 12 more times!!!

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    We hispanics are naturally retarded. It will change at some point.

  • Imperial_orb

    Video Games are art tho.

  • MichaelKz

    Oh Jay. You know Kate Winslet’s Oscar dress but you judge Rich for knowing the names of the Pac-Man ghosts? For shame.

  • Like Icare

    it could be alright

    If we’ve learned anything from TFA it’s that it will be, in the immortal words of Immortan Joe…
    http://i.imgur.com/qQ0RPsM.jpg

  • Sully

    The film’s title or the mental capabilities of your people?

  • Sully

    In Jay’s defense, there were titties in that dress.
    Then again, in Rich’s defense, there were also titties in that poncho.

  • Like Icare

    CAUSE HE’S GAY MIKE! LEAVE IT ALONE!

  • Imperial_orb

    I think he’s gay.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Both, but the later will take ages.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    *Our apologies. The editor thought “12 more times” meant twelve more rounds of twenty.

  • Palpatine

    Raiders of Atlantis should’ve been called Raiders from Atlantis.

  • Imperial_orb

    It’s Andreas.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So why is it?

  • Bubs

    Actually, it should’ve been called “Italian Mad Max”. But let’s not argue.

  • If he was he’d say it’s fabulous, though.

  • Palpatine

    There’s plenty of Italian Mad Max rip-off’s out there.

  • Meh.

  • Sully

    You can’t acknowledge the joke and then not follow through. Get on it, Face!

  • Sully

    It’s should’ve been called, Don’t Overthink It. Just Let It Happen.

  • Imperial_orb

    First Reich.

  • tOmy`

    Your face is meh.

  • Sully

    *moo

  • Like Icare

    An artist knows when to stop.

    Like with that beard.
    Which, due to weird juxtaposition of real (and short and straight and gray) with painted (and long and curly and blond) hair – the whole beard looks like it’s made out of pubic hair.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I think the nolan one is way more offensive. Can’t find that picture now but it showed Kubrick kneeling before Nolan alongside 5 other directors that are actually better then him.

  • Meh, not even once.

  • Mankind has still a long way to go.

  • Lt Hurwitz

    That poor man’s head. They probably told his family that he was lost at sea.

  • Sully

    He’ll get over it. Like he got over that tent!! *Bah-dum-tsh!

  • Lt Hurwitz

    I saw that written as “naturally redheaded” probably because of the girl from Los Heredentos Del Monte

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smLqecFaaQo

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Sorry for not playing Penderecki mr.Pitchfork. Too high-brow for KIKI’s motherfucker!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I’d love to argue this, but in my country people elected Hugo Chavez for president three times, including that last one where he was a terminally ill cancer patient, and couldn’t even be sworn in. Later, we voted for a high-school dropout. And now people are upset that the country is in the shitter. Gee, I wonder why.

  • Hank_Henshaw
  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Globalization is too much for us, in every sense. Imagine a world where a lot of anglo-british-chinese watch spanish movies like Super GarcĂ­a vs MurciĂ©lago. That’s a dystopian world for you, and also our reality. But hey, I’m happy as it is.

  • Booyakasha Booyakasha II

    It’s weird that Wired to Kill is the only movie of the three that doesn’t use a wire to kill.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    EWWWWWWWW…

    THANKS!

  • Fass5RingBinder

    what happened to the fun t-shirts? Christ, lately these guys dress like they’re running a funeral home instead of a review show.

  • Like Icare

    Now that’s just retarded.

  • Sully

    Oh, but it does. Think about it.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I know right? For free content, they should put in more of an effort!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    what’s your point?

    http://i.imgur.com/vsnASjY.png

  • Palpatine

    Sadly, those are the only clothes they own.

  • tOmy`

    KIKI party continues! You can still catch the super-awesome ending of Hair, followed by a 40 minutes long dystopian movie AXIOM and Placebo live!

    Only at TheManhole: https://cytu.be/r/TheManhole

    Come join the “fun”! You can chat with almost 3 people!

  • Jonah Falcon

    Maybe Palpatine bought some pantaloons for Shakma to wear. They’re stylish.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    YES. THIS.

  • Hmmm. Had to turn off my VPN. Don’t like that.

  • tOmy`

    Might be because of DailyMotion. Rest is from youtube.

  • Oh. Might be. I do usually never turn it off but hey its the manhole.

  • Sully

    Whaddaya mean? What’s more fun than this?

    http://i.imgur.com/iVoaatt.jpg

  • Palpatine

    So Raiders of Atlantis is also known as The Atlantis Interceptors and Atlantis Inferno. Don’t you just love bad movies that have a million different titles?

  • Sully

    You get more bang for your bucks you want back.

  • Yeah, I’d feel like that in a weird way they’d be destroying Becky too, and the poor girl’s been through enough. Though I’m sure some would see it as a mercy killing.

  • First Order

  • Imperial_orb

    Aah, you’re the first-born.

  • Well, I never.

  • Dan

    Haha, nice destroy sequence!

  • No Troll 2 in the alternate title list?

  • First of his name

  • Maybe.

  • If he was he’d say it’s fabulous, though.

  • Pulp

    Should have put him in his Lederhosen…

    Hitler dressed in lederhosen
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/never-before-seen-picture-of-hitler-677620

  • dollar store cashier wife

    True dat. I use it as my ringtone!

  • Hank_Henshaw

    So, Raiders of Atlantis was directed by Ruggero Deodato from Cannibal Holocaust fame. Alternate titles for the movie are Atlantis inferno and The Atlantis Interceptors, and it was called I Predatori di Atlantide in Italy. I guess “raiders” can be a synonym of “predators”, maybe (?), but given the plot of the movie Predators From Atlantis would’ve been a better choice.

    Italian directors that were pretty good/decent at horror, seemed to be completely clueless about science fiction. Also, horror can be done on the cheap, sci-fi is expensive, and none of those movies had much of a budget to work with.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I guess that happens when different companies get distribution rights for foreign movies. Maybe in the US it was Raiders of Atlantis, in the UK it was The Atlantis Interceptors and Atlantis Inferno was the title for Australia.

  • Amontillado

    He plays bridge with Jimmy Hoffa and Walt Disney on Saturdays at the old folks home.

  • I used this one for a short while. But I have my phone on mute, so it doesn’t matter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kiypaRzbQI

  • Amontillado

    Every frame is so dense. So much going on.

  • Amontillado

    Hey, Jay knows people. People he meets at the Manhole, where obviously, DUH!, they talk about Kate Winslet’s dress. Stop being such a prude.

    #Jayshaming
    #Manholeshaming
    #TeamGayforJay

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It literally translates as “I read books and want everyone to know it.”

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Yeah, Yeah, Its not the movies fault, its the rest of the world that is wrong.
    That kid is not going to survive when his mum kicks him out of the basement.

  • Amontillado

    If you strike Becky down, she will return more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

  • Imperial_orb

    He’s a gay from Flyover Country.

  • Amontillado

    You could say he was very….head strong.

    I’ll let myself out.

  • Amontillado

    It’s shotgun math, COME ON!

  • NilbogResident

    The baboon driving the tank is the key to all of this.

  • NilbogResident

    I’ll sue.

  • Imperial_orb

    Sounds like you having a First World problem.

  • Percy Gryce

    Pogonometric analysis of this BOTW (on the scale from least hirsute to most hirsute):

    Mike
    Rich
    Jay
    Wizard

    The first time that Mike & Rich are at the bottom of an RLM pile. I’m saddened.

  • NilbogResident

    I’m just glad we’ve now moved beyond Exploding Varmints.

  • Percy Gryce

    The only reason I saw that too was because I was scanning the shelves for Grycian gifts.

  • Percy Gryce

    Mike laughed at the deaths of Nazi Orson Welles, Hitler, and Grandma. What happened to his usual fondness for the elderly?

  • RLMkeepitup

    I remember watching this late last night, and maybe this was discussed but why is joan rivers flipping me a bird in the thumbnail?

  • Percy Gryce

    It was explained in the novelization and some RLM comix.

  • Sully

    Probably some more of Mike’s crazy ass fan fiction.

  • Percy Gryce

    “You can be the hooker.”

  • Earth

    Maybe that’s why crippled guy rigged the gun.

  • Earth

    Maybe I’m just a Sensitive Joss Whedon, but I genuinely feel bad for Becky. Fuck that robit guy.

  • NilbogResident

    That’s only in the Expanded Universe RedLetterMedia.

  • Imperial_orb

    Except for the Chilean Master Race.

  • Percy Gryce

    The director of Wired to Kill, Franky Schaeffer, is an interesting guy and not your typical B-movie director:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Schaeffer

  • Wizard Phoenix

    My friend thinks Josh sounds like Egorapter. What’s an Egorapter?

  • Percy Gryce

    *Egoplaypter.

  • Sully

    Like a regular raptor, but a bigger asshole.

  • Earth

    A Mexican wrestler?

  • Percy Gryce

    I’ll give you one guess why they translated Predatori as “Raiders.”

  • Percy Gryce

    “April Ludgate in a geisha mask”–RLM’s first Parks & Rec reference?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So I’m watching season two of Daredevil and I’m loving it. It feels weird comparing this high quality TV show to the 2003 big budget movie in which this shit happened. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLntlRklNBU

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Mike and Jessi sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I

  • Percy Gryce

    I can see your point. But if you grew up watching The Six Million Dollar Man and The Incredible Hulk on network television, as I did, then the fight choreography of this scene seems like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon by comparison.

  • Sully

    Electra is sooo much more badass in the Netflix series. I’m glad they improved DareDevil’s suit though, which was my only complaint from last season.

  • tOmy`

    I am about to start with it.

    Have fuuuuuuun!

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • It’s Space Cop like…I’ve…never seen it before. And then watch it and record realtime thoughts. http://3edgesword.blogspot.ca/2016/03/spacecop-space-cop-Mike-Stoklasa-Jay-Bauman-red-letter-media-rlm.html

  • Percy Gryce

    Geez, is this a bandwagon I have to hop onto too?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    With the camera work of that basketball scene from Catwoman.

  • Sully

    And The Punisher actually punishes people. How fuckin’ appropriate is that?!

  • catoblepag .

    “raiders” can mean a lot of things in italian, “predatori” is a good approximation (“saccheggiatori” or “razziatori” would be slightly more accurate but it sounds horrible). In any case, it’s just Deodato’s blatant copy of “I Predatori dell’Arca Perduta”, the italian title for Raiders of the Lost Ark 😉

  • Percy Gryce

    I’m pretty sure I didn’t see Catwoman. Either that or the LSD memory-suppression treatments worked.

  • tOmy`

    I want him in that black shirt for the rest of the show, tho. He looked much better.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It took 9 Episodes for Oliver to meet Ra’s al Ghul. It took less than one hour for Daredevil to meet and fight Punisher. One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is good.

  • Sully

    By comparison to programs like Arrow or The Flash, DareDevil is the Citizen Cane of superhero shows.

  • RLMkeepitup

    space cop is better to see with friends, so you can watch their facial reactions

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Mike seems much more into tv shows then Jay.

  • Sully

    :Spoilers:

    The new suit he gets about 2 or 3 episodes in took a bit to get used to, but it’s growing on me. And you can tell it’s all a work in progress. (You’ll get what I mean by season’s end. Yes, I’ve watched the entire season all ready.)

  • Wizard Phoenix

    But it is. Flash is great for what it is but it’s not high quality TV, Daredevil is.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Catwoman was an acid trip of a movie.

  • Percy Gryce

    Because they don’t allow that much child murder and other violence on TV.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    H B O! H B O! H B O!

  • Sully

    And I like the organic approach the show takes towards its characters and their relationships. With Arrow, everything feels too neat. Oliver Queen is the center of his universe. Everyone is connected to him or his past directly in some sense. The same goes for The Flash. Everyone seems directly tied to Barry or the explosion that created Barry.
    And now in DareDevil, you’ve the Punisher who comes outta fucking nowhere and turns DareDevil’s world upside down and makes him really question and challenge his own moral code. They have no past, but they develop the relationship you’d believe these two guys would have.

  • Sully

    I just finished it, and I diiiiiiiiid!

  • Percy Gryce

    Sorry, the HBO satellite is gone.

  • Percy Gryce

    Wow, the boys blew all of this month’s Patreon money on the destruction sequence.

    ★★★★
    “Inspired action
    and special effects!”

  • It was better than Space Cop.

  • tOmy`

    Nope, they mentioned it when talking about Pratt.

  • Imperial_orb

    Oh yeah, P&R. I onced watched a season, that was a long time ago.
    The show was quite alright, lovely cast. The only thing that always felt odd to me, was the way it was filmed, the hole mockumentary style. It always seemed very inconstant.

  • Percy Gryce

    It was better than Space Cop.

    “Damning with faint praise.”

    “Lowering the bar.”

    “Defining deviancy down.”

  • “No one will remember Space Cop in two months”.

  • Percy Gryce

    I binged the whole damn thing.

  • Percy Gryce

    When? And what did they say?

  • Sully

    I binged the whole first two or three seasons. I’m not sure how far my wife and I made it. The show lost something after Rob Lowe and whatshername left, so we kinda tuned out and never got back into it.

  • Sully

    Not even the cast and crew.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    It’s exactly the same way they used awesome cover art to sell Atari and C64 games. Eventually I started demanding the game come out of the glass case so I could see if there were screenshots.

  • Didn’t Elektra get a spin-off movie, too?

  • What is it with shitty superhero movies and kids’ playgrounds?

  • tOmy`

    I don’t remember, but I know they mentioned it, because it sparked P&R discussion here.

  • Sully

    Yes… for the love of God, yes.

  • God is truly dead, then.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    It is confusing everyone who fail to realise the movie is actually called Batman V (5): Superman: Dawn of Justice. Snyder refuses to acknowledge the second Keaton, the Kilmer and the Clooney movies.

  • Percy Gryce

    Queued it. It’s now on my list right there between From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series and BoJack Horseman.

  • Sully

    Why do you think Affleck ran to DC… and away from Jennifer…

    http://images.tvrage.com/news/cry-me-a-river-best-criers-on-tv3.jpg

    Pound Sign: AndNowIFeelBad

  • tOmy`

    I still haven’t finished the last season, after the time-jump, I just couldn’t get to it.

    But I will eventually finish it, I very much enjoyed most of it.

  • Sully

    If your queue is anything like mine, you’ll probably get around to seeing it by 2026.

  • Welcome Back Otter

    Tipper Gore’s tits?

  • Percy Gryce

    You should. JGarn seems like a nice girl. And I watched all of Alias to boot.

    What am I doing with my life?

  • Sully

    She seems like good people. I never got into Alias. Maybe one day I’ll give it another shot. It’s been in my queue forever.

  • Imperial_orb

    I think Jay mentioned Rob Lowe’s Sex tape.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Also the relationship drama in Arrow is shit compared to Daredevil. The romance between Matt and Karen is believable and real not because of how they came together but because of how they actually act like people would in situations they do or don’t understand. In Arrow it’s been the same CW shit for years.

  • Percy Gryce

    Right on. I’ll take some of that sweet, sweet Lady Ghostbusters money too.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Netflix, motha fuckah.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I have a feeling Ben Asschin said “Wait, you let me actually work with a director instead of me being directed? Sign me up for that shit!”

  • Sully

    I liked Arrow for the first 2 seasons. It always felt cheap and contrived, but it lost me at some point and just went off the rails. I enjoy some of the crossover stuff, but I haven’t been really keeping up. The latest season has been garbage.

    I’m interested to see how they (Netflix) handles Iron Fist and Luke Cage in their own shows, and if they’ll ever crossover their series or keep them as ships passing in the night like they do now.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Because of Tomb Raider? Wait, no. The game came out in the mid-90s and the movie is from 1987. Must be something else.

  • Sully

    He’s always been a Batman fan. I’m guessing they promised him the Director’s chair for the standalone Batman film before he agreed to BvS.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Defenders is coming. They even have it on Netflix right now actually, a page at least. Not only can they appear in the same show together Avengers Infinity War is set to have 80 characters including Netflix series characters.

  • Sully

    You, sir, can go RIGHT ta Hell!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Snyder is also a director who likes to collaborate with his actors and crew. Unlike some people. *insert Michael Bay photo*

  • Sully

    Too bad it doesn’t seem to curb his desire to turn all of his movies into living anime pictures. I don’t mind it here and there, but Christ, guy… tone down the style and ramp up the character development.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I guess that’s why WB gave him Ben Affleck.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Daredevil question: are the Ninjas digging a hole to China?

  • Sully

    They were hoping some of that The Town and Argo mojo would rub off on him.

  • Sully

    I fucking hope so. I’d love to see this show’s Punisher interacting with the film version of Iron-Man.

  • tOmy`

    Unfortunately, it is forever engraved on them blue ray thingies…

    Sitting in a dumpster somewhere…

  • Amontillado

    Look, crippled guy shot first – OK!

  • Imperial_orb

    He’s a YouTuber. Egoraptor.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    It was forgotten about in two months. Hmm-mmm.

  • Wow. Did not catch that name when they named him. The son of Francis Schaeffer’s to not be a typical director, not alone typical anything. Odds! Give me odds. Fascinating person.

  • Sully

    They’re just being proactive with their own ninja corpse disposal.

    Pound Sign: NinjaLivesDon’tReallyMatter

  • Captain Turbo

    I like the actor who plays Grumpy Violence Guy… I mean Frank Castle…

  • Imperial_orb

    I feel being lied by the
    rating.
    That make me very upset.
    Can be said power ranger 90s better than this movie, false rating. Perhaps they call their to help rating this movie. One sentence for this movie “if you make this movie in the 80s may
    still be forced to watch”. Wasted my quota download this movie. 4 minutes directly delete this
    movie and that 4 minutes i keep saying f#ck f#ck.

    don’t lie to anyone, thanks.

  • I don’t feel like downloading Friends..

  • Some guy with a vibrating parrot. Don’t worry he’s on the list. Next week he will be going on a “vacation”.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *rubs head*

  • Fass5RingBinder

    that’s a prop, doesn’t count

  • Domo

    Mike mentioned “Parks & Rec” in the Guardians of the Galaxy HiTB.

    I think it was just a set-up/payoff joke for Jay to bust Mike’s balls about it, since Mike did the same thing to Jay when he mentioned liking Community in the “Edge of Tomorrow” HiTB.

  • Snake Squeezer

    Fire Watch has sold over 500K copies in it’s first month. Walking simulator’s for life, for love, and for country!

  • That’s not even a real vidya grm!

  • Palpatine

    There was a Pre-Rec on it recently.

  • Percy Gryce

    Please take your brain pills.

  • Otto T

    I can’t believe Wired To Kill didn’t die :c

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Or Jessica Jones with Thor.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    People who make money off YouTube? Man those needs need to get a life. *mocking laughter*

  • Commander X

    That reminded me of some cheap Philippines post-apoc action film I kept seeing in video rental stores back in the day entitled “Stryker”. According to the back of the box, someone whose name wasn’t attached to the quote was quoted as saying “Pulsates with vibrant life.” Not even a fake star rating like Order of the Black Eagle, just the fake quote.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So a pirate?

  • Happy self-loathing day, everybody!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Dont be stupid Bats V Soups isnt out yet.

  • Johhny Depp as Trump. The Gods have no mercy.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5456120/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_6

  • I’m sorry, but self-loathing day is everyday. BvS’s release date will be Snyder hate day.

  • That movie is available for free on Funny or Die, IIRC. Have you seen it?

  • The first time, ever I saw her face…..

  • Not so much “shot” as “driven insane”.

  • Don’t you visit Batman news? They say Zack Snyder is ahead of the curve in terms of superhero movies.

  • mister man

    That Hitler movie reminds me of Danger 5.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Danger 5 is waaay better.

  • mister man

    Oh for sure, and I didn’t even watch the movie. But the miniatures, the random Nazi plots and good guys trying to stop them and the whole ‘kill hitler’ finale. But quality wise D5 is one of my favorite shows. Instant classic.

  • Batman v Superman Batman-News hype is real!

    “I love how MoS itself stated how the World wasn’t ready for Superman.
    The real world wasn’t ready for Superman either, and Superman was still
    described as he was depicted in the Donner movies.
    Three years later, I hope this movie makes people realise that that movie was actually
    amazing. Love the softer mother-son dynamic between Ma Kent and Clark,
    and the argument between Alfred and Bruce.”

    “Snyder has always been one step ahead in the comic book movie genre.”

    “sick and tired of people criticizing Snyder when he clearly understands
    the character and mythology behind Superman better than any director who
    has done him before.”

    “SNYDER IS THE BEST! We should all praise him and be grateful for what he’s done for us”

  • NO! I’d rather have have a romantic weekend with Joseph Mengele.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    People who live in glass webzones.

  • #DumpTrump #Mengele2016

  • #BatmanNewsLivesMatter #Mengele2016

  • *gaaaasp* Oh I thought it was self-suffocating day…. my mistake.

    That’s april 27
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3498820/

    We also have cut off your nutsack day
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3040964/

    Killingspree day
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2937696/?ref_=cs_ov_tt

    And my favorite “Hail Satan Kill Them All” Day
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4139124/?ref_=cs_ov_tt

    #Mengele2016

  • So we are getting two alien movies in 2017? Seems like both are a GO?

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    Basque + mapuche= ubermensh

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • Bubs

    They’re both sequels to each other, which makes them prequels to Prometheus. Confused? Don’t worry, none of thi$ matter$.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    *None of Thi$ $hit matter$

  • Imperial_orb

    That’s from a Space Cop imdb review.
    I’m a satirist now, please don’t refer to me as anything else.

  • Sully

    Sounds like Cameron’s original pitch for Aliens.

    http://i.imgur.com/7a57HhZ.jpg

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I posted this before but…

    http://i.imgur.com/HWPbrtY.png

    It needs to be framed and hanged on a wall.

  • On the nearest tree. WHAT?
    #HATESPEECH

  • Sully

    Must be why Man of Steel is so polarizing while The Dark Knight and Captain America: Winter Soldier are hailed as the best of the best by a majority of those who enjoy superhero films (and even some who don’t). Maybe it’s so ahead of the curve that only 50% of the population can appreciate its ability to turn off all logic.

  • Göbbelsdigook

  • dollar store cashier wife

    M A R I O
    A
    R
    I
    O

  • Sully

    Or Black Widow.
    “What’s with all the leather, bitch?”

  • Sully

    I’ve got news for you; their “cool t-shirts” are props too.

  • Imperial_orb

    Also known as the Origen de la Justicia.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    X-Com
    C
    O
    M

  • dollar store cashier wife

    WE JUST FLY BABY!

  • “No more flan! No more Brak!” Hahahahahahhahahahahah ! I’m in tears, Jay.

  • Rory Ken Chiverton

    26:22 cheeky subliminal message, where is my prize you fat fuck!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Go fuck yourself.

  • Sully

    Too late. It’s already been spotted. Just feel blessed you didn’t actually win, cause the prize was a harsh corn-holing in the back room with a half a broom handle.

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Sully

    Two words: Anime….. . . . . . Anime.

  • Captain Turbo

    I’d like to see a retroactive sequel to Alien… you don’t know you’ve seen it until you realize $15 is missing from your wallet…

  • Rory Ken Chiverton

    Spoiler

  • Now I Get It

    Story checks out. Well, half of it.

  • Sully
  • Jonah Falcon

    Wired to Kill desperately needed Gene Simmons and Eddie Deezen.

  • tOmy`

    I thought we are looking at Prometheus 2 (now renamed) and new Alien 3 that will continue where Aliens left and change the timel-

    Can somebody please explain to me why is a franchise about a monster lurking in a shadows with an acid for a blood getting more complicated than MCU?

  • Now I Get It

    She was so adorable in The Big Picture – my favourite Christopher Guest movie, by far – drugs* might be the only thing that explains why she never had a movie career. Sad if true.

  • Like Icare

    That’s not true!

    Cornholing was rather gentle and thoughtfully executed.
    Perhaps cause they used a handle of a mop.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kX50REHezPY#t=853

  • Like Icare

    Hack writers. Frauds in marketing.

  • Like Icare

    Upvoted for Mengele.

    #VoteTheAlternative #LesserEvil

  • Like Icare

    Hey Joe…

  • Like Icare

    “Pulsates with vibrant life.” sounds like something you might need flamethrowers to get rid of.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/5xtDarsYSGGMqAV4sh2/giphy.gif

  • Like Icare

    For one thing, their relationship lasted a lot longer than the relationship with that other Jennifer.

    What is it about Affleck and Jennifers?

  • Sully

    Must be because the mop was already wet. You lucked out, Icare. Ya lucked out realllll nice.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    The only thing I get from all this, is that Man Of Steel was a Superman movie for people that love Batman.

  • My but is going to be sore…. you know from all that sitting in the theater watching Ridley Scott movies. Ow ow ow!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p3FsA0olbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=19s

  • Michael Collins

    DareDevil season 2, 4 episodes in, enjoying it immensely, all it needs to make it perfect would be some mature language, but you can’t have everything.

    Re the fight scene on the stairwell, it was as good a fight/action sequence as you will see to date, on par with the season 1 hallway scene, not as visceral as the Oldboy scene, but just as well executed, thought it was great.

    Looking forward to binging the rest of the show in the next couple of days.

  • Sully

    “Couple of days”

    You, sir, have the patience and fortitude of a Shaolin Monk.

  • Michael Collins

    LOL, IKR, but got to catch my breath, and just finished House of Cards last night, don’t want to have nothing to watch..

  • tOmy`

    I am two episodes in and I am very happy with what I am seeing.

    I have a minor complaint but I assume that it’s something that’s gonna resolve itself during the Punisher’s storyline.

  • tOmy`

    Even AV Club already binged that shit. Awww, the sacrifices we do for pop culture.

  • Michael Collins

    btw Tomy, I gave Fargo season 2 another chance, you were right, it was excellent..

  • tOmy`

    Glad you liked it, it was indeed excellent.

  • Michael Collins

    Quick poll

    Who would like to see a Coen Brothers horror movie?

    +1

  • Snake Squeezer

    Yes, go watch it and laugh, okay?!

  • Commander X

    Duncan Jax was also in “Unmasking the Idol” which features an obvious low-budget attempt at a James Bond opening pastiche complete with escape by partially inflated balloon and a ridiculous theme song:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBm-yFiF96k

  • So, I was wondering when would it be acceptable to make a collective viewing (a’la Manhole) of Space Cop. I’m also wondering how to do it without infringing on the frauds’ rights*.

    *I’m very selective when it comes to piracy.

  • Polo Players Production LTD? Polo Players???

  • Eh, why the hell not.

  • Fass5RingBinder

    fine, I concede. Bring them back anyway.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Yeah I have an idea…

    Don’t sweat it. #yolo

    http://www.chicagonow.com/chicagos-real-law-blog/files/2012/01/sweat.jpg

  • Palpatine

    All those Blu-Rays have magnetrons in them. If you try to copy it, a beam’s going to fly right out of the computer screen and into your face like in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Do the digital copies have that as well?

  • Palpatine

    Yes. They got Don Wilson to do it for them.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    you’re the one who suggested the idea in the first place MOFO!

  • OMNI

    Eat a dick 🙂

  • Palpatine

    *MOOFO

  • OMNI

    Says the guy with a HS Plinkett avatar

  • Revenge from beyond the grave.

  • tOmy`

    Get your filthy illegal ideas away from our legally operated and rightfully taxed media empire!

  • Palpatine

    Did he die in the shootout with the cops?

  • Police brutality is a terrible thing, though it may as well have been a magnetron malfunction.

  • Palpatine
  • Dylan

    WHOOOOOOSHHHHHH

  • Snake Squeezer

    Anybody around here use Periscope?

  • Sully

    I thought that was your M.O..

  • They already did Ladykillers.

  • In 5 minutes?

  • tOmy`

    Not sure if anyone was keeping up with Eddie Izzard lately, but today, he finished his goal of running 27 marathons in 27 days (1,134 km) in South African heat. While doing so, he delivered (as per usual) couple of motivational speeches, poems and raised over ÂŁ1.3m for charity.

    He also posted couple of fun pictures, because why the ef not: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/10003119_10154123937060362_3026637081834130333_n.jpg?oh=c09132a39b3f9857e1d65954de6cf8c8&oe=578E4FDE&__gda__=1468205851_5752add6322f6a23e5f20da924dbc8f1

    Fucking legend. You can still donate money and follow the upcoming auctions.

  • mechanical music for robots

    What’s in the box?
    But seriously. Necronomicon?

  • tOmy`

    Necronomicon is currently in Yale’s library, if I remember correctly.

  • Snake Squeezer

    It’s the head of Jay’s dead wife!

  • Remnant Psyche

    “You’ve got to be very, very intrepid to sleep wtih [sic] your sister.”

    Or to misspell a simple word and immortalize your mistake online :^)

    I’m like the 5,000th person to point that out, aren’t I?

  • It’s heroine.

  • Sully

    J.T.’s dick?

  • mechanical music for robots

    True dat, but there’s a copy in Miskatonic University, no?

  • tOmy`

    Definitely. However, that university might prove to be a bitch to find.

  • OMNI

    I loved him in Shadow of the Vampire

  • tOmy`

    I very much prefer his stand-up career over his acting (although he was more than great in Velvet Goldmine), but he is a fine actor as well.

  • Palpatine

    Pinhead and his demon buddies.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Some reaction videos are good:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcNhrNf6hQ

  • NilbogResident

    Shoji Tabuchi.

  • Sully

    Arnold Toht’s is still my favorite…

    https://media.giphy.com/media/IvcwXzJ1HiTTi/giphy.gif

  • Palpatine

    I like the Stripes poster in the background.

  • tOmy`

    This. Is. Fucking. Awesome.

    Why is this so awesome? This shouldn’t work, why does it work?!

  • What’s that?

  • Here’s Mike’s reaction to the trailer. https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2944/15149529438_85f69feab5_o.gif

  • tOmy`

    And more importantly:

    Can I connect it to my Facebook feed via Twitter App on my Vagina People cellphone? I am desperate for singularity.

    And attention.

  • RLMkeepitup

    that was creative

  • It rhymes.
    Or something.
    Looks like the director of Cloverfield 10 Lane is familiar with RLM’s work.
    Could John Goodman’s character have been inspired by Plinkett a Plinkett rip-off? DUN-DUN-DUN
    https://twitter.com/bearmccreary/status/709828688896917504

  • tOmy`

    There is something utterly heartbreakening about this video.

  • Sully

    Rad.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I guess it’s kewl now to be an RLMer…

  • dollar store cashier wife

    He’s only the composer.

    DO YOUR FUCKING RESEARCH!

    #PreRec

  • D’oh. Whatever.

  • DAWN OF CIVIL WAR GT” IS HERE IN VIDEO GAME FORM
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKEzs2L386o

  • dollar store cashier wife
  • Sully

    Time to find a new watering hole.

  • I don’t get paid to do my research so why should I even try?

  • tOmy`

    I heard 9GAG is hiring.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    http://i.imgur.com/SvwzPcj.jpg

    You only need to read what’s in front of ya.

    #BOOM!

  • I ain’t got time to read. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqDwqdSF6Ec

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘You mean 9FAG, right?’ Ah thank you, thank you!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I’ve noticed the tards don’t spend too much time here. They take a shit then move on.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Andy Serkis in his finest work.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Only if you’re awesome like Bear McCreary.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Daredevil Season 2 is awesome, folks. Go and see it and tell Marvel to stop their shitty ABC shows and make more shows for Netflix

  • Palpatine

    Marvel shill!!!!!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Marvel fanboy! Go fuck yourself!

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘You take the pigeon and you throw it; whip it as hard as you fuckin’ can!’

  • Palpatine

    Zack Synder is God!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Fag*

  • Cream-A-Thon

    So what did the boys see this weekend and review for Tuesday – Allegiant? Miracles from Heaven? Gods of Egypt?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    PLEASE GODS OF EGYPT.

  • tOmy`

    Preach it, fellow Marvel zombie.

  • Palpatine

    Are you saying he’s a cigarette?

  • Sully

    The opening credits of DareDevil has more production value than anything DC’s put out for television. Just sayin’.

  • Sully

    Probably right. Has this comments zone gained any [actual] new and lasting members since I left and came back?

  • Palpatine

    Not really.

  • Sully

    Great. Just another fuckin’ blue beam firing into the goddamn sky.

  • Sully

    I guess I’ll hang around then and keep this place kewl.

  • Percy Gryce

    I’m good but not infallible. I once told someone who was quoting West Side Story to learn English.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    A couple. Not really.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    I was thinking about DC the other day; it just SO DATED!

  • Palpatine

    Remember Gotham?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Midnight Special with an extra side review of Take Shelter[I bet they will love it]

    #I can dream right?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    I like how Stay-Puft isn’t a hater. At first, he is excited to watch the trailer. Then, the first bit of non-medy hits.

  • Sully

    Take Shelter‘s been out for several years now, hasn’t it?

  • Palpatine

    Take Shelter came out in 2011.

  • tOmy`

    Most of the choreography trumps Dark Knight.

    Except the goddamn S1 finale. That was lazy.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s from the same director as Midnight Special and TS involves something they liked about 10 Cloverfield Lane and that other bomb shelter movie they mentioned in that HiTB. It also deals with mental illness and human misery. I’m sure that at least Jay would love it!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It would be appropriate for an episode that covers MS right after Cloverfield episode. Check my response to Sully.

  • Sully

    Who wouldn’t? That movie is fucking terrific.

  • tOmy`

    Who doesn’t love a bit of human misery entangled with mental disease?

    Currently also known as GOP campaign.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Amen. So underrated.

  • Sully

    I think they stuck Charlie Cox in that costume and he just couldn’t move in that thing, so they made due the best they could. The new version, even the new version of the one that’s supposed to be the “old” version at the beginning of the season seems to have a lot more mobility.

  • Palpatine

    I doubt they’ll review it. Allegiant will be the film reviewed.

  • I just saw the whole thing today. Incredibly engrossing to say the least, but not without some issues.

    It felt really disjointed towards the end, especially compared to how focused and tight Season 1 was in it’s build-up of Fisk and Murdock. The season really should have been just about Punisher or just about Elektra if they couldn’t figure out a better way to tie them in together. It started to have that “ending multiplication effect”, except it was stretched out over the last 3 or 4 episodes.

    And I still wanna know what was up with that giant, 40-story deep hole.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We’ll get answers in Seasons 3, Iron Fist, and/or Defenders.

  • It’d be great if the hole was just a very roundabout way of Marvel confirming they got the rights to Fantastic Four back.

    Like it was totally unrelated to the Hand, and just turned out to be the Moleman dicking around.

    And as a minor aside, I’m still mildly annoyed they’re calling it “The Defenders” when that was a very, VERY different group, and not just “The Marvel Knights”.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I was disappointed that The Hand didn’t attack a golf course in the show.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What about Mud, you ignorant….pig thing?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    Oh god. Barely… That’s on still? Donal Logue’s in that right?

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    ‘Remember, stay Kewl’

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Penguin was good, the show was not.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Spoilers for episode 14 of Daredevil Season Two https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v8qeDzD4fM

  • Episode Fore-teen.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    In the middle it cuts to Daredevil and Stick in front of fake brick wall and now Stick is wearing a Hamburgler costume.

  • tOmy`

    Well, I also think that they didn’t know how to utilize the style and choreography of the previous fights for the big one.

    But hey, could have been worse.

  • tOmy`

    For some reason, I read it as “Aliengate”.

    I expect nothing less from Ridley.

  • tOmy`

    So many Daredevil spoilers! I am gonna start spoiling stuff for you as well!

    And let’s start with Justified! I know that one will hit home, suckers!

  • DanceOfBirther

    Order of the Black Eagle is what you get when you combine Madmen of Mandoras with Laser Mission, plus a baboon in a suit.
    https://youtu.be/ESld9ifcoDY
    https://youtu.be/37i1Adt8OFc

  • Palpatine

    SPOILERS!!!!!!!

    Darth Vader is Luke’s father! Bruce Willis was dead the whole time! Snape kills Dumbledore! Tyler Durden was never real! Soylent Green is people! The Village is set in modern day! Rosebud was Kane’s sled! Michael Myers is Laurie Strode’s sister! Planet of the Apes was set on Earth the whole time!

  • junkevil

    The last few episodes did feel like they had too many subplots at once and maybe the show could have used another episode or two to spread it out. I really enjoyed it though. I can appreciate a comic book hero guy that constantly gets his ass kicked. Even when he’s not fighting ninjas that don’t make sounds, he’s still getting smacked around by Punisher and even Fisk who is in prison.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Fisk isn’t in prison. Fisk is in paradise.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You forgot the best one.
    PALATINES BEHIND IT ALL!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You love the smell of napalm in the morning.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    It smells like… Gasoline mixed with KY jelly.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I love the smell of napalm on a mormon… It smells like religion.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So Australia?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    All you can smell most of the time is Eucalyptus Oil, but thats highly flammable so same thing. if your in calli there are heaps of them.
    http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Blue-Gum-Eucalyptus-Shade-Tree-or-Giant-Weed-130280083.html

  • DanceOfBirther

    “Michael Myers is Laurie Strode’s sister!”
    Wait……….. WHAT?!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    And Freddy Kruger is her dad!

  • Palpatine

    It’s true.

  • Palpatine

    Yes, it’s still on.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • OMNI

    my Mouth Open? 😉

  • OMNI

    His stand up is impeccable, a one man Monty Python and more

  • OMNI

    I hate “kewl”, but I love you. I’m aware of your scarcasm…

  • OMNI

    I just use regular Scope

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    “I apologise for doubting your skills. You do know how to bite a dick Eugene. Welcome to level two.”
    The walking dead just got interesting.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHkjtoCQcwk

  • Like Icare

    All of it?

  • Like Icare

    Ballantines behind it all?
    http://whiskyjerk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ballantines-12.jpg

    That would explain a lot…

  • Are people still watching that?

    #Hello2013Called #Mengele2016

  • Oh no. We are mainstream. First Fat Face Fatton Fatwaldt then *bleep*-hair Landis now this…………….. I’ll be on the bridge, hanging myself.

  • Like Icare

    I heard io9 is about to go on sale for fuckin with Hulk Hogan’s fuckin.

  • Like Icare

    Yeah?
    And if he’s no hater – how come he’s a Stay Puft Marshmallow MAN?

    And what’s with all that phallic imagery in the end, where he sticks a fat pipe in his mouth and comes all over the walls and then ghosts come out of the walls?
    Is that supposed to be some kinda gay joke? Like gays are in the walls, just waiting for the starting gun to rush out and jump on you?
    And why is everyone in that video FAT? Is that supposed to be funny? Don’t you people know that’s a disability?

    #CheckYaPrivilege #FatShamin #MarshmallowsRnotGenderBinaryYo

  • Like Icare

    It really ties the room together.

  • Like Icare
  • Like Icare

    “Desperate for singularity” sounds like a good title for a bad techno album (is there any other kind) or a good scifi satire book.

  • Like Icare

    Are they related to Elegante Polo? You know… Equestrians for Trump superpack people.
    http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/watch/campaign-cash-becomes-early-2016-difference-431827523774

  • Like Icare

    It felt a bit pretentious though.

  • I think the key will be to watch with somebody who hasn’t seen any RLM stuff, even Plinkett Phantom Menace 1/7.

  • I can accept the quote, even oddly worded, far more than I can accept a pullquote WITH a star rating. At least you can assume somebody thought the ” marks indicated emphasis (like Lacey did in that Corner Gas episode with the Pilates) and what they meant to use were * or = symbols.

  • It just seems wrong (and I’m thinking even unrelated to the gender of the players) that Steve keeps demanding (not asking) that she participate in his various plans and schemes but also that he doesn’t at any point seem to seek her input in coming up with the plan. It comes to mind the “man rules every woman should know” T-shirt that includes the immortal line: “you’re allowed to tell me when I have to do something or how to do it, but not both”.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    If you dont watch it how can you know how lame it is? #1666 is OLD!

  • Maybe he was confusing it with spaghetti and meatballs?

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    #Boaty McBoatface!

  • That’s right masterSERGEAANT!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    You just scared me because i’m wearing my Sergeant Major shirt… Can you see me? the stripes look similar.

  • Bubs

    You forgot that Verbal is Kaiser Soze.

  • Sure. I see ya. ;P

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6itZFlfknXg/T8kfFCburwI/AAAAAAAAAXg/tVINXS-6zpk/s1600/hackers-animated-crash-override.gif

    Well no. But you look like a war crazed sergeant with the shades and the healmet.

  • George Superman

    space cop wasnt a movie. It was fan-service written and re-written as they filmed it;-)

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.
  • George Superman

    I forsee new space-cop themed beer coasters on sale in near future

  • George Superman

    Shes a woman. She wants him to tell her what to do.Even as a lead her role is just to be a love interest to a secondary character. If she could shed play with ponies and talk about her man all day long. Gils like ponies.

  • George Superman
  • Sully

    If I ever own a boat, I’m naming it “I’d Buy That For A Sand Dollar

  • Earth

    ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP! WHERE CAN US HIPSTERS GO NOW?!

  • Earth

    You can choose: either a new Plinkett review, or whatever’s in this box.

    THE BOX THE BOX!

    https://www.pearldrummersforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=442013&d=1357677959

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    The whole sand dollar thing is very American. most foreign types wont get it.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s good.

  • Sully

    I don’t live for accommodation, Andrew.

  • Sully

    That’s what bothered me most about the Prequels. You can’t string along a secret for three movies, especially when the audience is aware of the secret. It makes your heroes look like idiots.

  • Sully

    Matt Murdock is DareDevil… and he’s blind.

  • RLMkeepitup

    you see a trailer, an ad, or accidentally mistake it for wheel of fortune!

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    No you live in accommodation. Words are fun.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Or the writer……

  • tOmy`

    Anyway, back to Best of the Worst:

    1) Upon closely inspecting every single frame of this episode, I have yet again failed to notice any sign of Jessi. That is making me sad.
    2) We finally know what would save The Spectre; no, it isn’t a tuxedo wearing baboon, it is Rich Evans as a Bond girl.
    3) A camera. B camera. Orange Clyde. Red Clyde. People standing and talking.
    4) Not to be the asshole to point out every major plot hole in this flawless production, but something tells me that the very same editor who didn’t understand the “one more time” line is also the guy behind the apology on behalf of the editor.

    Overall it was a great episode, however I feel compelled to voice my opinion that Jay should have wear Inky’s costume and nothing but.

  • tOmy`

    Unlike the ever so popular spin-off Fear The Walking Dead? Yea, they are.

    Man, remember Fear The Walking Dead? It’s hard to imagine that it’s already 6 months. What a hit.

  • Sully

    That the are, Aussie. That they are.

  • RLMkeepitup

    how dare you mention the name Bond and tuxedo wearing baboon in the very same sentence!

  • WrongWithYourFace

    If the actor’s clothes switched color between the A and B cameras, would it have made the prequels more visually interesting? I think it could have added to the scenes, where Anakin is mad, if his face was slightly more red in tone.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Sure are Vulpie.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    I like ‘Not Old Spice Guy.’ he has a boat.

  • tOmy`

    That would also double the amount of toys available!

  • Sully

    Fear The Walking Dead. What a bunch of unlikable cunts on that show.

  • Jonah Falcon

    “Becky Deserves Better” sounds like a teen sitcom a la “My So-Called Life”. Ooh, a “Roseanne” spinoff!

  • tOmy`

    Whatever happened to great movie soundtracks?

    Lately, every big movie comes with them epic whaaaaams done by one of the three composers bashing buttons, absolutely falling flat. It’s odd. Yet good soundtracks made great scenes memorable (from Trainspotting to Matrix) and even shittier movies better (Armageddon, Cruel Intentions…).

    It’s kind of a lost art.

  • Sully

    James Horner (my personal fave) died a while back. So that explains some of the drop in quality.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, but he is a score guy, right? I was talking about original songs used in movies.

    You don’t see it that often anymore. Well, hear would be a better word. Is it because it requires some attention to detail and skill? Or because of the price tag?

    Hell, even U.N.C.L.E. didn’t reach the quality of Ritchie’s Snatch / Lock Stock soundtracks. Granted, they are batshit awesome, but still…

  • Sully

    I dunno. I’m a score guy. 90% of the stuff in my iTunes is orchestraic.

  • RLMkeepitup

    you mean songs with lyrics? as in my heart will go on etc. cause that requires a pretty talented artist and would reflect the status of the music industry as whole

  • Domo

    Don’t forget The Bodyguard‘s great B-side classics like S.O.U.L.S.Y.S.T.E.M.

    Quality shit right there!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtQ6ca4mL7I

  • dollar store cashier wife

    lol fam. there’s plently of great soundtrack these days. I thought you weren’t an old fart with a narrow mind who thinks that every single movie needs a Jurrasic Park score.

    “Yeah man that movie about a serial killer really needed a hummable score!” Soundtracks died in the 90!”

  • tOmy`

    Well, the big ones sure don’t do it anymore. That’s what puzzles me the most, because they used to, you know?

    Or maybe I ain’t paying attention, I don’t know. What was a good OST of the last couple of years?

  • tOmy`

    You can always use old songs. It’s not like you have to record 14 new songs for a movie.

    Incidentally, now I am wondering whether this has been ever done, apart from musicals.

  • tOmy`

    You’re like a furry version of Palpatine.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    OST,score or both?

  • A E S T H E T I C S, gurl. Electronics are the new cool. Possibly also budgetary reasons. Why pay a whole orchestra to play when you can get DJ NoTalent to do that for you for a fraction of the price?

  • Wagner. Lots and lots of Wagner, I hope.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Oh sorry I kinda thought that you were bashing composers[tho. you still kinda are]. I guess the situation with soundtracks is more dire but I was still able to come up with a list:
    Love 3D[movied sucked but Gaspar has a great music taste]
    Inherent Vice
    Mommy
    Only Lovers Left Alive
    The World’s End
    The Place Beyond The Pines
    Django Unchained and Hateful Eight
    Drive
    Any recent Terrence Malick movie

  • Domo

    Run Lola Run, off the top of my head.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I’d make a movie with a vaporwave soundtrack. It’s inherently cinematic fam!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImSAN1NQD5I

  • Palpatine

    I hear you. The score to The Force Awakens wasn’t very memorable. But Fury Road had a pretty cool soundtrack on the other hand.

  • Sully

    Malick’s films always have great soundtracks, orchestraic or not.

  • Palpatine

    Speaking of Jurassic Park, I personally thought the score to new movie was one of the better things about the film.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    True dat. I absolutely hated Knight of Cups but I can’t fault it’s soundtrack. Though I’m sure there’s not a single strip club in the world that would play a tune like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkSkrdIXqtg

  • Sully

    Fury Road had a great soundtrack. The tonal shifts, especially in tracks like ‘Storm Is Coming’ and ‘Brothers In Arms’ made for some of the most powerful pieces of last year.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, no, I ain’t bashing, I was just making fun of the button pushing. I don’t mind any form of musical background, I was just wondering what happened to the classic 14-track soundtracks.

    As I said, maybe I ain’t paying much of an attention, I just haven’t heard anything attention-grabbing in a long time. Thanks for the list tho.

  • Palpatine

    Don’t forget about the Coma Doof Warrior and his guitar!

  • tOmy`

    Ha, that’s right. Although that one is basically score.

    And what a GREAT score.

  • Sully

    Well they should.

    Pound Sign: MakeItRaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnn

  • Bubs

    Yeah. John Williams is an overrated hack. The most memorable song from The Force Awakens is all the recycled ones from A New Hope.

  • Sully

    It was essentially a reboot of the original, wasn’t it?

  • tOmy`

    Okay, I guess I should make one thing clear:

    Soundtrack – songs by artists
    Score – film score, composed

    Sorry for the confusion.

  • tOmy`

    Which could have been clear since I actually used 4 titles that have exactly ZERO songs by composers, but hey.

  • Domo

    I just remember there being a bunch of bad movie soundtracks that were propped up with MTV/VH1 music videos. It would just be one or two good songs that would be endlessly repeated on TV, then the rest were horrible tracks. And people would buy a whole album because singles weren’t available.

    Having a really great soundtrack from start to finish always felt incredibly rare, and the good ones you see now are there only because it was director’s choice. There just isn’t any money in it.

    I know for John Wick, Marilyn Manson gave the directors “Killing Strangers” for free because the benefit swang both ways, but the directors openly admitted to not being able to afford multiple songs, much less new tracks and a score. It just wasn’t in their budget.

  • Palpatine

    Pretty much.

  • tOmy`

    Fury Road is an epic score, it’s in my top 10 for sure.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Fury Road had an amazing score. But what about it’s soundtrack? There’s like 2 or 3 songs used in total and I don’t think any of them were better then the score.

  • Sully

    It’s still confusing, but hey… it’s okay.

  • tOmy`

    As Domo pointed out, the problem is that he hasn’t seen the footage, so he was composing “blind”.

    First 3 scores for Star Wars are goddamn great.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    UNCLE was great ya homo!

  • tOmy`

    I enjoyed it (I am a big fan of that… flute thingie Ritchie uses), but definitely not up to Snatch / Lock Stock standard for me.

    I love them till death.

  • tOmy`

    There was also this weird thing of doing soundtracks “inspired by” a movie. Matrix soundtrack has shitload of songs that never appeared in the movie as far as I remember.

  • Bubs

    Oh really? I didn’t know that. What a fucking pain in the ass. The more I know about movies, the more I hate the industry.

  • Palpatine
  • dollar store cashier wife

    Blame Tommy.

  • tOmy`

    I haven’t looked it up, because I have 100% faith in Domo. She is the only women who doesn’t immediately kickstart my trust issues.

  • Palpatine

    *blame my senility

  • tOmy`

    See the handy “chart” above.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Pi soundtrack is the best in that regard. Half of the songs never appear of the movie. It’s basically an IDM compilation of the late 90’s.

  • Bubs

    Yeah, I’d do her too.

    #CaseOfTheNotGays

  • Sully

    The Avengers had one of those too.
    What’s even stranger is that The New World‘s soundtrack score, while beautifully composed, almost none of it appears in the actual film, and there’s even a song that was cut, written by Horner and voiced by Hayley Westenra.

  • Palpatine

    Oh, I see now! Thanks!

  • Sully

    *blame Andrew.

    It’s like you’ve all forgotten your training in my absence.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Following in the footsteps of Drive, The Guest.

  • Sully

    It appears our very own Taco is keeping the art of the soundtrack alive and well.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2u5Ql3M_9I

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Not every composer is Hans Zimmer, Junkie XL, James Horner, John Williams, or Howard Shore. So most directors hire people who can attempt to mimic their music but they do it poorly.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A Defenders teaser already? Really, Netflix? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4

  • Sully

    Drive. Another good soundtrack.

  • Sully

    What is this great show of creativity horseshit?

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Just popping in to say hello. I’m on tour! And so I’m out of the loop.

    I’m deep into the Adventures of Matt Murdock and Friends, though. Here’s my report:

    The Punisher is great. Elektra is a flatline. So obviously the show is following the comics perfectly.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Elektra is awesome in the show. She’s at least is better than Ben Affleck’s ex.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I’ll give you that, but every time she’s on screen I’m just sort of waiting for her to leave. I was never the biggest Elektra fan, though.

    Typhoid Mary FTW.

  • Domo

    Russian Power Rangers

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I am an Elektra fan and she’s pretty accurate to comics.

  • Sully

    It took over half the season for Elektra to grow on me, but she did, and the actress they chose is far more believable than Garner in the role.

  • tOmy`

    Seeing as we are doing these weird crossover movies now, I think we should get ahead of the trend and start pitching movies that are both remakes and crossovers with game movies. Here is couple of my ideas:

    Driving Miss DAY-Z
    “In the car, the most dangerous weapon is still an undead virgin.”

    Half-Life Is Beautiful
    “It’s all fun and games in the concentration camp, until someone opens a portal to Xen”

    Drive: San Francisco
    “Because you hipsters deserve paranormal stuff as well.”

    Silent Hill
    “We actually tried this time. Please, love us.”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Garner doesn’t even look Greek.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I recently after watching Season Two of Daredevil, the best thing in the MCU, I decided to rewatch Daredevil from 2003. I now want to kill myself.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    Yes, she is accurate to the comics. I think she’s boring in the comics and I think she’s just as boring in the show. I was never a fan of her as a love interest for him and never thought their relationship/rivalry was all that interesting.

    Then again, few Murdock love interests have captivated me. Milla Donovan was an exception. But Elektra is better than Karen Page, I’ll say that much. And probably Black Widow.

  • Sully

    Immortal Kombat

    “We apologize about the runtime.”

  • Sully

    Just be happy it isn’t canon to the MCU.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Last time I stumbled upon one of those was in the Batman: Arkham City collector’s edition. I was so gonna get it, until I noticed it said “songs inspired by”, instead of having the original score.
    Why the fuck would I want to listen to, what is essentially, fanart?

  • Sully

    They made Kingpin black. I guess they feel like they filled their diversity quota.

  • Sully

    I’m a Page fan. Especially in the show. She’s got a whole Lois Lane thing going on this season.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    What was Fisk’s plan in the movie? Did he even have one?

  • Sully

    Bad guy.

  • Sheriff Mitchell

    I’m speaking strictly in the comics here. I actually really like Karen Page on the show, I think she’s great. But in the books I never thought she had nearly as much personality.

    Which is why I was so pleasantly surprised with the TV version.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You just wanna [insert sex pun involving Deborah Ann Woll]

  • Wizard Phoenix

    *black guy

  • Sully

    Accurate.

  • Sully

    Tomato / Tomato… according to Trump.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    She’s dating a guy losing his vision. Ironic.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    They’re German.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Daredevil’s Third. No one’s heard of Devil’s Third so make the joke yourself.

  • Domo

    Singing a song about Russia, in Russian superhero costumes.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes. People are weird

  • Sully

    So you’re saying no one’s seen it? You’d have to be blind to miss that joke.

  • Bubs

    It’s A Wonderful Half-Life

    Titanic Fall

    A Million Ways to Die in Dark Souls

    Angry Birdman

    Movie Simulator 2016

  • Domo

    That’s what he’d look like if he’d just wore “Clyde”.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It’s great to see that someone is making sure there’s something for the girls too in the abundance of twerking and reggaeton videos.

    I’d also like to point out that Taco kind of looks like Shia LaBeef if Shia LaBeef had a Groucho mask. http://i.imgur.com/huRoqnZ.png

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Silent Hills Have Eyes?

  • tOmy`

    Schindler’s 100% Completion List
    “Disclaimer: Not based on actual events”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well, fuck you too, Netflix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12A5mW8PPys

  • Palpatine
  • DanteSuckfest202

    Good job on your subtitles at 9:16. I always screw up my spelling of “wtih”.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Is there room for a musical score in JJ Abrams’s movies? They seem jam-packed with people running around corners – you know, ‘action’.
    Nowadays, Hans Zimmer operates a ‘workshop’ where underlings flesh out his initial ideas for the score. I’m imagining a 19th century factory where child workers slave over drum machines.

  • Sully

    I’ve been gone a while. We’re still considering Previously Recorded content?

  • Sully

    We’re calling that C1C now.

  • Palpatine

    Nope.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s uncanny.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    FAG9?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I hope Batman v Superman has a baboon driving a tank.

  • AKA Mr. Wint

    RLMer is a thing. It’s a subculture affectation nomenclature.

  • It has Mr Mxzypkzijaihiehpig driving a miniature tank.

  • Sully

    If “baboon driving a tank” is a metaphor for directing, then it does.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I was hoping for a joke making fun of Ben Affleck but that works too.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You can’t spell Ben Affleck can you?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    My Immortal Kombat. The edgiest thing ever to exist.

  • X:COM – Independence Day 2

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Well he already is great at playing baboons. Just look at him in Chasing Amy. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/BABOON-e.JPG

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A X-COM-munications disruption can mean only one thing: invasion.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s gonna be great.

  • Sully
  • Was Uncanny Wolverine a thing?

  • Sully

    Fuck yeah it was.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    they dont even post them here any more.

  • Bubs

    Awesome! It’s amazing what kinds of things you can film in an afternoon.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    So is Robin a skull or a ghost?

  • He’s the Joker.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Both.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A skost?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Robin is older than Batman I see

  • Palpatine

    Which Robin are we talking about? Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake, or Batman’s son?

  • He still looks younger.

  • Sully

    So RLM doesn’t even consider it content. M’kay. Got it.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    He looks like he’s 23.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Yes

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jay is even too short to be Wolverine.

  • Sully

    The better question is, when is Social Services going to step in to make Batman stop using children as human shields?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Don’t forget Stephanie Brown (and Carrie Kelley, but that’s non-canon). Otherwise it looks like Batman is into little boys.

  • It’s the only way fans can accept the Joker that ISN’T Mark Hamill, I guess.

  • Sully
  • Oh look, BvS is at 9,4 on IMDB. Some user review calls it “easily the best superhero movie of all time, even better than The Dark Knight.”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Oh, no.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Harry Knowles’ review for Man of Steel said something like: “Best superhero movie ever made”. So there’s that.

    I’m sure this one will get much better reviews than MOS. It’s got Batman in it. Even Dark Knight Rises, which was all kinds of ridiculous, and wasted Bane, Catwoman, Talia and Batman, got great reviews. Hell Batman Forever got really good reviews in its time. You have to go full retard* for Batman to fail.

    *see Batman & Robin

  • Hey, maybe they nailed it for once, who knows? I mean they had like a dozen tries.

    Not a chance in hell.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    What would Dr. Wertham made of these memes if he were still around? He’d probably furiously masturbate to them.

  • Bubs

    Yeah but that same reviewer said that Revenge of the Sith was “the bestest Star Wars movie ever” because it “had lava in it”.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s also the darkest one yet.

  • Sully
  • Hank_Henshaw

    Maybe. Still, I’m gonna be skipping this. And Ghostbusters. In brightest day, in darkest night, neither of these movies will reach my sight.

    That’s my oath, and I’m sticking to it.

  • Palpatine

    Little Johnny is all grown up now! I guess he espaced from Plinkett’s basement.

  • Which reminds me. WHERE’S MY MONEY FOR NOT SEEING GHOSTBUSTERS (2016), SULLY!?

  • Didn’t expect that, huh? IN YOUR FACE YOU DUMBO WITH FUR!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Just like my stool.

    10/10

    BRAVO JORGE!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Does Joker know how magnets work?

  • tOmy`

    Nine point motherfucking four?

    Who do these guys think they are, my Music Watch revie-

    Oh, wait, I forgot to do one.

  • NicCagesHair

    The Swedish pop star I think.

  • NicCagesHair

    Sick burn. You showed them!!!!

  • tOmy`

    Isn’t he American, tho?

    I thought you people write off dead kids as “necessary evil”, “collateral damage” and “actual seeds of democracy” like ages ago?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Dark Knight is the best movie with word superhero attached to it. So that fucker is pushing it.

  • NicCagesHair

    Is he wearing headphones in the drawing? Or does he have a beard that starts from his ears and goes across his neck?

  • NicCagesHair

    Dark Knight would still be a good movie if you removed all the superhero stuff. It would still work as a straight crime thriller.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Good point. So comparing it The Dark Knight is unfair. Comparing it to something like The Avengers is more fair.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Hit it Johnny! I said hit it Johnny! Oh Johnny died of colorectal cancer….”

  • Hank_Henshaw
  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Batman v Superman is the bestest movie cuz it has Doomsday in it”
    -Harry Knowles or Devin Faraci

  • tOmy`

    Sorry (LOL) to repeat myself, but we came up with some more rebooted-movie meet crossover-game-movie titles in a pub:

    Wolfenstein of the Wall Street
    “Meet the real Nazis.”

    Lawrence of Persia
    “Now with the double amount of racism.”

    King Pong
    “One girl. Two apes. 3D.”

    Home Alone In The Dark
    “Fireworks won’t cut it, Kevin.”

    Deus Ex Machina
    “Look, we read books, let’s drop the pretentious titles.”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Sam and Max Payne: Hit the Road.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Bridge over the River Spies

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Sam and Max Landis: Hit the Road

  • Yes.

  • tOmy`

    I have to tangent here a bit (LOL #2) and thank you one more time for the Marshmallow Man reaction vid.

    Yesterday, I spent more than 14 hours of basically non-stop working and that video saved my life so many times I can’t even count that high.

    Thank you.

  • Palpatine

    Jurassic Zoo Tycoon.
    “Build your own park and make sure no one gets eaten!”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    It’s not like I made it. (I wish!)

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Rise of The Dark Knight Tomb Raider

    “Bruce Wayne’s annual trip to local cemetery just got a little bit more adventurous”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Inherent Miami Vice

  • NicCagesHair

    Yeah but without the boring family bullshit.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Screening Room: Civil War

  • NicCagesHair

    Indiana Jones and EA micro-transaction paywall.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Indiana Jones and The Return of The Comments

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Indiana Jones and The Need for “Speed”

  • NicCagesHair

    *Condiments

  • tOmy`

    Was it the rape? I bet it was the rape.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    What?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Indiana Jones and The Blue Crystal

  • NicCagesHair

    Hitman of Steel. Both a Man of Steel and Shaq Steel reference.

  • tOmy`

    Well, it’s not like I recorded all those awesome albums I mention here. You know, all those life-changing albums you are all listening to now… right?

    Guys?

    Guys?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Bruce then meets Lara Croft (Daisy Ridley) and a wacky adventure ensues!”

  • tOmy`

    “a little bit more adventurous”

    That implied rape scene. But that was the first reboot of Big Tits McClimb, right? My bad.

  • Sully

    The Dark Knight is the best “comic book” movie, but I still think Winter Soldier is the best “superhero” movie.

  • tOmy`

    Watch out, it’s giant turd!

  • Palpatine

    Oh, nevermind they already made it:
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jurassic_Park:_Operation_Genesis
    That’s, that’s Chaos Theory.

  • Sully

    Only if they’re foreign kids or minorities.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Days of Future Past and Winter Soldier are tied for me. From what I understand a lot of people are saying that it’s in that vein and just comic book fun.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Pretty sure only retards thought that game implied rape. Do you get your gaming news from Kotaku? 9gag? Buzzfeed?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Meth

  • Sully

    Star Trek: Beyond Two Souls

  • Sully
  • Wizard Phoenix

    Heavy Rainman

  • Earth

    Fear and Loathing in Fallout New Vegas.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    That was a fun, if shallow, time-waster. I believe they’ve made a couple of JP iOS games that had more dinosaurs. I remember wishing Operation Genesis had more “rides”, more options. Like Theme Park or Sim Theme Park did.

  • tOmy`

    Well, the first cutscene (excep for the whole game) of the Tom Raider We Are Doing This Shit Again game was the “rapey” one, remember?

    The whole uproar of interwebz?

    That was my joke.

    And lol. You like that game, fam. Be the last one to throw the stones. At the marker. Because they told you to!!!!

    [We really need like a sarcasm sign. The middle-finger bashing the screen won’t cut it anymore.]

  • Sully

    Days of Future Past was good, but not great for me. The Rogue Cut made it better, but it still felt lacking for reasons I can’t quite explain. First Class left me feeling the same way.

  • tOmy`

    That is actually quite brilliant.

    So we won’t except that.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    sorry for botching the joke but I really don’t get it. I liked what now? what first cutscene?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The VVitcher

  • Sully

    Jurassic World of Warcraft

  • Wizard Phoenix

    A Troll in Jurassic Park.

  • tOmy`

    Yea, there was a big uproar between feminists about the first cutscene of the first reboot of the Tomb Raider, because of implied rape on Lara’s… squish box.

    It was the moment before you get a weapon and start murdering people by busloads.

    It was an issue and that is all I know. Because it looked like the guy wants to put his ancient artifact back into your tomb (CHA-CHING), so people went a bit mental.

  • Earth

    Legend of Zelda: Silence of the Scrubs.

    “Have the scrubs stopped screaming, Linkle?”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Avengers: The Age of Apocalypse

  • Sully

    The Bourne Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver

  • Palpatine

    Jurassic Park already had a troll in it:
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fmz-K2hLwSI

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Risk of Rain and Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Transformers: Age of The Dark of Revenge of The Fallen Moon

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Younis al-Jayab. Hmm…

  • Sully

    No Donkey Kong Country for Old Men

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Macbeth and Me

  • Earth

    Wild at Kingdom Heart

    “Did I ever tell you that my spiky hair represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Dredd 3D:Dreadout

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Stop or My Mom Will Shoot 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • Earth

    Final Fantasy Se7en

    “What’s in the box Sephiroth?”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Empire of The Sun Strikes Back

  • Sully

    You’re breaking the rules, Wiz.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    How so?

  • Sully

    DareDevil May Cry

  • Sully

    Game + Movie
    not
    Movie + Movie

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Oh….

  • I’d watch that for half a gram.

  • Sully

    O Super Mario Bros. Where Art Thou

  • Wizard Phoenix

    BioShock 2 Electric Boogaloo

  • Sully

    THERE YA GO!!

  • tOmy`

    Oooooh, somebody upped the choreography! I like it!

  • Palpatine

    Previously Recorded: The Movie.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The Walking Dead The Walking Dead…wait a minute

  • tOmy`

    We had a “Silence of the Sheep” idea, but nobody remembers Sheep.

    What a great game.

    No, seriously: http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/10/103881/2574048-sheep+playstation+cover.jpg

  • dollar store cashier wife

    2001:Age of Wonders

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Dragon Age of Ultron

  • dollar store cashier wife

    FREEDOM FORCE VS. THE 3RD REICH VS ALIEN VS PREDATOR

  • tOmy`

    Needlessly graphic. This comment section is not rated R.

  • NicCagesHair

    vs. Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Lego Star Wars: The Direct-to-Video Game.

  • tOmy`

    VS GODDAMN CLOUD STRIFE.

    And I would watch that.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Ghostbusters: The Ghostbusters

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Dying Light:The Town That Dreaded Sundown

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Super Size Me 64

  • NicCagesHair

    We would call it Super Smash Bros:The Musical

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Funny Games:Beyond Good&Evil

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Red Tails:No Man’s Sky

  • Cream-A-Thon

    Robospacecop

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Star Wars Dark Knight Forces

  • Wizard Phoenix

    You broke the rules too.

  • tOmy`

    Racism knows no boundaries?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Titanic:Love For Sail

  • Captain_Prickhard

    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Neverwinter Nights at the Roxbury.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Downfallout. FEGELEIN!

  • tOmy`

    Batmen’em: Forever

    “We ruin your childhood dreams, two titles at the time.”

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Jade Empires Strikes Back

  • tOmy`

    *clap clap*

  • tOmy`

    *Terrariastral?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    John Wick’s American Nightmare

  • Wizard Phoenix

    “Yeah it’s R! WHY R! WHY CAN’T IT BE ONE OF THE FUCKING BUTTONS!?!”
    -AVGN

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Mad Max:Carpocalypse Now

  • Wizard Phoenix

    American Psycho’s Alice

  • tOmy`

    They already tried. And now they are trying ag-

    You know what? I promised myself I won’t do the angry cheerleader over this again so I won’t.

    Just fuck em. Fuck em. FUCK EM. FUCK THOSE FUCKING ASSH-

    Oh.

  • Sex and the Cities: Skylines

  • Joe Dirt: Showdown

  • Captain_Prickhard

    I would like to see an American Psycho remake with an all-female cast.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six:13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi

  • tOmy`

    *Tom Clany’s Rainbow White: FOX Coverage of Benghazi

  • Sully

    Half Life of Pi

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Why not All the President’s Men?

  • Robert Rodriguez’ Sim City

  • Sully

    Left 4 Dead Poet’s Society

  • tOmy`

    That… doesn’t even… make… any cut.

  • tOmy`

    The DOOMed Poets Club?

  • Sully

    300

  • I thought it was a creative idea. *runs off sobbing*

  • Hank_Henshaw

    All the President’s Women wouldn’t be about Watergate, but about Clinton’s near-impeachment.

  • RLMkeepitup

    did you see the sequel?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    There was a sequel?!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Halo 5: Guardians of the Galaxy

  • dollar store cashier wife

    yes cutting. it would be a very edgy political drama…you know like Machete?

    “cringes”

  • Hank_Henshaw

    if direct-to-video counts as sequels.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bloodrayne Debts

  • Bridge Builder of Spies

  • Captain_Prickhard

    No! I had no idea there was a sequel.
    Wikipedia: “[The sequel] stars Mila Kunis as Rachael Newman, a driven criminology student who is drawn to murder. The film also features William Shatner as her professor.”
    Oh, now I need to see this.

  • tOmy`

    Like… House of Solitaire?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Dat Frank Underwood is such a pro ga[y]mer! He played Fez!

    #voteUnderwood2016

  • Sully

    I know, it looks like a fan-made photoshop poster, but it’s real.

    http://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/movieposters/30210/p30210_p_v8_ab.jpg

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Pirates of the Caribbean:Sunless Sea

  • tOmy`

    You #FeelingTheUnderwood?

    Now that sounds… very kinky.

    What I wanted to ask: You like that 4th season? Should I get back on the track?

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Strange Magic: The Gathering.

  • Rocket League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

  • dollar store cashier wife

    It’s an improvement over season 3.

  • tOmy`

    Yes.

    YES.

    Y- shit, I don’t know how to put more emphasis on my yes.

    Speaking of (since no Pre-Rec is ever to touch this sanctuary again): How much of your life have you sunk into the unterzee?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    How To Train Your Double Dragon

  • tOmy`

    They dragged Pussy Riot into season 3.

    I am European (as you are). I have standards. S3 was… at its beginning, dodgy at best.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Supergirl 64.

  • Is that a porn movie?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I haven’t played SS yet. I do have it on steam tho.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Black & White Fire.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Leisure Suit Lawrence of Arabia

  • dollar store cashier wife

    the best part of season 3 was the actor who played Putin basically.

  • tOmy`

    I freaking love it. So much I actually gave them my money.

    It’s… Mari- I mean immersive. Very, very immersive. And that language. Ooooooh, that language. I simply don’t have the vocabulary to describe theirs vocabulary.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Blades of Steel Magnolias

  • Word of Warcraft: The Movie: The Game
    #3meta5u

  • Captain_Prickhard

    1941: 1942

  • tOmy`

    I stopped giving a shit at the point where… well, it felt like the whole show stopped giving a shit.

    “Wellp, you conquered the US, so… here’s Russians, we guess? Remember Russians? Something something Cold War. Oh, also, Pussy Riot.”

    Ironically enough. that show just straight up lost any “credibility” for me.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The Redshank Redemption.

  • tOmy`

    Ha! Good one!

  • dollar store cashier wife

    The Social Network:Never Alone

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Menace

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Ms. Pac-Man On Fire

  • tOmy`

    Uhm…

    Croc -odile Dundee?

  • tOmy`

    I do respect your hashtag game, bro.

  • Sully

    Meet Joe Black Manta

  • dollar store cashier wife

    what upsetted me much more is the artificial stakes and drama. after being ahead of every one else for two seasons in a row Frank and Claire suddenly become failures,inept at everything(including their own relansionship) and we’re even supposed to be empathetic at certain parts towards these sociopathic murderers that break the fourth wall. It’s beyond dumb. And that writter from Boardwalk Empire. Holy shit. He’s like a character from a b-level schlock movie.

  • Black Dynamite Ops III

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Sonic the Hedgehog: Ring Theory

  • Sully

    Pac-Man On A Ledge

  • Captain_Prickhard

    A Pac-Man For All Seasons

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Comics don’t count.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    World Trade Center: Pillars of Eternity

    “oh”

  • The Pac-Man from UNCLE

  • Sully

    Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaga

  • #spoileralert

  • Wizard Phoenix

    That reminds me of Playing It Cool

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Inception D4:Dark Dreams Don’t Die

  • Sully

    Inherent Vice City

  • tOmy`

    The “knock knock” on the table in the Oval office was the best goddamn moment to walk away.

    That was the moment to say: “It’s great. Let’s walk away.” You know, let’s do something else. But fuck you and fuck everyone else.

    Hollywood has the problem of not knowing what kinda shit to shove in our face. The golden age of TV has no concept of letting the fuck go. Just… walk away. Dexter, Weeds, Californication, Hannibal… a lot of them I sure have this fucking… weird attempt to cling to life. Just go. Create new shit.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Power Glove In The Time Of Cholera

  • tOmy`

    We don’t mention Hitchhiker in a polite society.

    There is always someone who brings up the movie and then we have to clean the carpets…

  • Hellgate: London has fallen

  • Sully

    Resident Evil Dead

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Well the original showrunner is stepping away after this season which spells utter doom for the future tbh. This season already had moments of closure to arcs set up years ago and I’m not even done with it. I think he already wrote everything he wanted to write. Netflix wasn’t having it though.

  • Sully

    Good thing we’re no where near a polite FUCKING SOCIETY, MAAAANNNNNN!!!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Just put “Tom Clancy’s” in front of any title.

  • Tom Clancy’s Back Door Cumbuckets 17

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Tom Clancy’s Dinner With Andre

  • Sully

    Teen Wolfenstein

  • Sully

    Tom Clancy’s Goonies

    I’d actually pay to see that one.
    Data just became a fucking badass!

  • RLMkeepitup

    let us know if you do, i think it’s like blair witch 2. you only see it once.

  • 12 Monkey Islands

  • tOmy`

    Well, the original one ended at S2.

    Yea, so… clinging to life. Tarnish your legacy. Make more bucks…

    But hey, I have a hope in these people, when it comes to TV shows. They can always fix shit on fly. Sometimes it works, sometimes it is a goddamn disaster (HELLO, DEXTER). But no matter what, at this time, any more of HoC seems pointless past second season.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Tom Clancy’s Seabiscuit

  • Tom Clancy’s Moulin Rouge

  • Sully

    National Lampoon’s: Modern Warfare

  • tOmy`

    You hungry? I heard about this place….

    #RIPAdams

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Maybe Frank won’t get elected in 2016. Then he become a lumberjack!

  • Rape Day of the Tentacle

  • tOmy`

    Powerpuff Showgirls?

    Excuse my teenage hard-on.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Boyhood:Neverending Nightmares

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Need for Speed Racer

  • Sully

    For a second there, I thought you were gonna offer me a Snickersℱ.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Madden: Rudy

  • tOmy`

    Funny thing: The lumberjack finale (at least for me) was the least of the problem. It was the goddamn 30 hours leading up to it.

    Lumberjack “spoiler” was just… slight dash of the salt onto the wound, but onto the wound that nobody could have fixed for last 5 seasons.

  • tOmy`

    Don’t tell EA, tho.

    This is some serious cashgrab.

  • Zhang Yimou’s Guitar Hero

  • Sully

    Cannonball Runner II: Future Legend of Rhythm Alien

  • AdVenture Capitalist of Wall Street

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Final Fantasy Cums To Life 15

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Mirror’s Edge of Tomorrow
    Live. Die. Retry?

  • tOmy`

    Fucking House went on better terms and in no way it tried to be really smart.

    #PrayForWilson

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Gran Theft Torino

  • dollar store cashier wife

    Winter on Fire:Bloodbath Kavkaz

  • Dirty Harry Rally

  • Sully

    Braveheart Of Darkness

  • tOmy`

    Ha, I sorta just came from a pub and wanted to put a smile on your faces. So many responses…

    Wait a minute… does it mean… Hey, mom, I am famous? Mom? Hey, mom? Mo-

    Oh, right, she is already sleeping under the floorboards.

    Nighty night!

  • Internet fame has the same staying power as a fart. ;-x

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Iran-Contra: B A B A Start

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Are you saying “nighty night!” to us or mom?

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Thanks for the inspiration!

  • Sully

    Some have more staying power than others?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I actually never seen Dexter. The lumberjack ending became a meme so that’s how I knew about it. The worst ending I personally ever seen to a TV show has got to be Prison Break. The entire 4th season is on par with the shittiest telenovelas the world has ever produced.

  • Well, if they’ve eaten a burrito before..

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Master and Command and Conquer

  • Tiberian Dawn of Justice!?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    No wonder how that moron Jim Sterling still gets to be relevant…

  • Sully

    His diet.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Master and Missile Command

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Half-Life of Brian

  • Just make a YouTube channel and shout at people. It’s that easy. Or wear a shitty wig and promise people to build a giant wall. You’re already doing one of those things.

  • Sully
  • NERD!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    GoldenEye Know What You Did Last Summer

  • Sully

    I wear my Nerd Badge with PRIDE, motherfucker!!

  • Captain_Prickhard

    There are many variations on this one:
    GoldenEye Married A Communist
    GoldenEye <3 Huckabees

  • Wizard Phoenix

    The People Vs Leisure Suit Larry

  • tOmy`

    The ending of Dexter is dodgy as fuck because we, as the audience, knew how it should end. We undertood the storytelling and we were one step ahead of writers; it’s like they never understood what they have in hands.

    Something Vince *spoilers spoilers* nailed so fucking brilliantly with the last season of Breaking Bad. It’s the time to let go, it is the time to come with the terms of consequence and what our heroes are.

    Hey, dipshits, you ain’t making an HBO drama, right? It sure as shit wasn’t as smart as theirs…

    But to be completely honest, Dexter finale is just a product of a show that has been going down hill for fucking ages. And no matter how many reviews say “Well, it was shit, but nobody seen this coming…”… I don’t think it deserve a meme, simply because we were on board with this shit for 3 years. There was no hope already. Sure, it was a final punch, a low-blow one, but fucking hell, these people were unable to write a story for 30 hours. What did you expect?

    As I said… fucking House nailed it better and that is a goddamn C-Show in the current spectrum.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    GoldenEye Now Declare You Chuck And Larry

  • NicCagesHair

    It was only a matter of time before poor Larry got brought up on charges.

  • tOmy`

    What I am saying is that Dexter finale is just pure and 100% embarrassment to everyone involved and it paints a big FUCK YOU to everyone who liked / loved the show and everyone who understood the show, meaning they were ahead of the writers.

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Autosaving Private Ryan

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Leisure Suit Rich Evans

  • You’re just an outdated 20th century fox.

  • NicCagesHair

    It was only a matter of time before poor Rich got brought up on charges.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Cheater cheater pumpkin eater

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Bloodrayne Lock

  • We did. No:2 with Mila Kunis and Shatner.

  • Sully

    No. 2…. Shat….

  • The Gods planned it well.

  • CastleBaneia

  • Super Smash Dude Bros

  • dollar store cashier wife

    FART:THE MOVIE

  • Larry does look and sound like Rich. AND HE GOT LAID. Sort of.

    http://www.agamesroom.com/library/images/screenshots/lsl7/lsl7ss2.gif

  • Rapist of the year

  • Dragon’s Lair Witch Project

  • Tom Clancy’s The Division…. oh

  • Twelve Angry Birds

  • Citizen Kane & Lynch

  • Sully

    Hey, man. Me and my spotlights are still relevant.

  • Orson Welles will be all CGI. It’s gonna be great.

  • I’m just being a grumpy old bald guy.

  • Typing of the Night of the Living Dead

  • Captain_Prickhard

    Perhaps I’ll drop it in the Suggestions Box over at The Manhole.

  • Star Wars: Suburban Commandos
    “Hulk Hogan clone trooperssave the Coruscant from sub-urban violence”

    Dead Or Alive: The Beach Volleyball
    “Who says sex, sports and violence doesn’t sell?”

    Diablo’s Advocate
    “Going East Means Trouble”

    Armageddon: Worms
    “The apocalypse is approaching at a crawling speed”

    Tony Hawk’s Day Off
    “He really needed one”

    American Psychonauts
    “People won’t see it but it’ll be a classic”

    The Fast and the Need for Speed
    “A match made on asphalt”

    25 Jump Man
    “Mario’s origin story”

    The Need for Speed and Prejudice
    “Can Elizabeth look past Mr Darcy’s speeding habit?

  • Full Metal Gear Yakuza

  • You win the internet.

    Also, American Truck Psycho Simulator: Logistics and murder!

  • Earth

    That’s horrifying.

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Also known as Poop in The Pants: The Movie

  • Captain_Prickhard
  • junkevil

    I checked the reviewers out, and unsurprisingly a vast majority of them are from people who have reviewed nothing else. ever. they’re accounts made just to rate this film 10/10 and declare it the bestest movie ever.

  • NOW LISTEN HERE BROTHER, YOU CAN’T STOP HULKAMANIA!

    http://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/19/business/media/gawker-hulk-hogan-verdict.html

  • HULKAMANIA! HULKAMANIA! HULKAMANIA! HULKAMANIA! WE WON!

    #$115

    https://youtu.be/IIsW_yxJvP0?t=1m15s

  • Palpatine

    What a great day for us all! Now he can remake Suburban Commando with all that cash!!!

  • Wizard Phoenix

    We need a movie called Sad Grandpa starring John Hurt as a sad grandpa

  • Rollerball Tycoon Deluxe

  • Why don’t you shoot it? Don’t you have a shitton of Hollywood connections?

  • Sully

    He could always ask his brother for loan– ohhh…

  • Sully

    What a titillating idea…

    http://i.imgur.com/SeZEB4C.gif

  • Strelnikov

    It’s a sequel to another obscure movie called Unmasking the Idol made in 1986, starring the same guy and written and ircected by the same people. Wikipedia thinks both movies are a spy parodies.

  • What an overdose of comedy.

  • Strelnikov

    An IMdB review of the Duncan Jax movie before Order of the Black Eagle, the 1986 flick Unmasking the Idol:

    ….Like its sequel, the Order of the Black Eagle, Unmasking the Idol stars superspy Duncan Jax and his pet baboon. Unlike in the sequel, Duncan – who is a middle-aged white guy with a receding hairline – is not only a superspy, but the “world’s greatest ninja.” No, seriously.

    There’s too much great stuff here to name, from a cheesy James Bond theme song
    to a tepid red villain with a legion of hapless henchman. This is one of my favorite train wrecks, well worth going out of your way to see if you enjoy laughing at movies.

    – Daniel Roos (written in 2008)

    ***

    So yeah, the baboon was part of the goofy concept of Duncan Jax from the beginning.

  • Wizard Phoenix
  • Strelnikov

    Tom Clancy’s Tough Guys Don’t Dance

  • Tom Clancy’s The Joy Division

  • Strelnikov

    Tom Clancy’s Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-up Zombies

  • Mangiagli1145

    Indiana Jones and Kriss Kross Will Make You Jump…oh, wait, we’re done with that part.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Curse of the 12 Monkey Islands.

  • Snake Squeezer

    basically it turns your mart phone into a video broadcaster.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Holy Rich, soz Brussels.

  • More imdb gold on BvS:
    “In the future they will talk about Batman v Superman debut as a historic day.”
    “Like poetry. (First 10/10 I have ever given).”
    “Amazed, Favourite superhero film of this year.” Aren’t we a little quick to judge? Only Deadpool came out this year so far.
    “Ben Affleck!!! 9/10”

  • Probably revenge for that captured fucker who was the mastermind of the Paris attacks.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    It did not say “like poetry”! Tell me it isn’t so!

  • It did.

  • #PrayForPopCulture #JeSuisBatman

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • The question is – are DC fanboys so delusional or is it really that good?

    I’ll let you decide but the answer is yes. What?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Another question is, if it’s poetry, what does it rhyme with?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    vomiting in stanzas

  • 9/11 of course.

  • Sully

    Def quick to judge, cause Doctor Strange would whip both dey assess!!!

    Pound Sign: M4V3L 4 L1F3

  • Will Benedict Cumberbatch play multiple roles like Peter Sellers in the original?

  • Leave 9/11 alone.

  • Sully

    How many “rules” did he play?

  • Fuck you, grammar Nazi, I already corrected the error. But I think Sellers had two rulers.

  • Leave my vomit out of your art.
    #PrayForVomit

  • Sully

    One for his height, the other for his…. length?

  • Sully

    Jean Claude’s gonna be Van Damme’d pissed.

  • Doctor Andre Son of Thomas.

    Technically ‘Rulers’ are called Rule’s.

  • Sully

    Now who’s the Grammar Nazi, Mr. relief, IF that’s your real name? Huh? HUH, you dirty fuckin’ non-spelling motherfucker? Why don’t you go jump in an oven or take a nap in a train……

  • Fuck you, grandma Nazi!

  • Bubs

    Batman v Superman is also the smartest retard in the classroom, the funniest World War 2 movie since Schindler’s List, and the least smelly shit I’ve taken this month. It’s just ROLLING in awards, baby!

  • WrongWithYourFace
  • WrongWithYourFace

    He just flies, baby!

  • tOmy`

    It’s that millennial poetry, the one that doesn’t need to rhyme with anything.

    Just grab a mic, spit some mad words, lose respect of your friends and watch your parents regret paying your medical school bills.

    #ArtShaming

  • tOmy`

    No no, Jesus is Superm-

    Oh, I see what you did there.

  • I read “Jesus is Sperm”. Now, what does that say about me?

  • Do you bleed?

  • Sully

    What did Affleck fuck up to miss that 10? Other than his marriage, I mean?

  • Sully
  • KAPOW!

  • Uhm, it’s just a guy in front of a green screen.

  • tOmy`

    Regarding new Better Call Saul episode: I very much enjoy the dread of all 3 characters being caught in a game that is much bigger than them. It adds a nice tension. Something Breaking Bad never exactly had, because our characters were always very important to the game (or found a way to be important). It’s quite a different approach here, considering that killing off / firing / losing any of our current main characters wouldn’t mean much to people above them.

    Good to see them all win something at the end as well. Glad to have Giselle back, Jimmy finally solving the key car issue and Mike figure-skating through a clusterfuck.

    Also: “I don’t care about a gun.”

  • Red Skeleton

    Nice to see Wizard again! Pretty good episode, gentlemen.

    Did anybody else get the impression that Wizard and Jay didn’t get Mike’s reference to Misery? Rich almost seemed to be rolling his eyes at the two. (They ALL “got” Mike’s “joke” about To Kill a Mockingbird, though. Good on them, I guess?)

  • NilbogResident

    The thing I can’t stand about the “sequel” (aside from the fact I pretend it doesn’t exist) is that it is completely ignorant of Ellis’s original intent and nuance of the original story. What is the real horror story: Bateman’s killings or the twisted 1980s Wall St. culture and consumerism? Hence, “American Psycho.”

  • dollar store cashier wife

    BS. BB was masterful at creating tension. The only time where Walt had his moment of invincibly was some parts of Season 5’s first half and the final episode. At any other time he was on the brink on losing everything. You almost feel pity for him at the ending of Crawl Space.

  • tOmy`

    Oh, that is true, but his ability and skills were always important to the operations, right?

    It did save their lives in one occasion at least.

    I am not saying there was no tension or anything, I am just noting that BCS treats importance of its characters differently. Losing Kim / Jimmy is basically of no real importance to law firms and Mike doesn’t even have an employer. You see what I mean?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    “Look, the pawns, man, in the game, they get capped quick. They be out the game early.
    Unless they some smart-ass pawns.”

  • tOmy`

    Hear hear. Words to, unfortunately, die by. *sobs*

    So yea, not shitting on BB, just noting the difference between status of our characters. I think it adds a different flavor to the mix, which is obviously welcomed, because I am glad BCS is not just a BB spin-off / rip-off, it is its own show.

    And fucking glorious at that. Seen the new episode yet?

  • dollar store cashier wife

    I did. It’s good as always. I don’t feel like posting comments if I just say the same thing everytime:
    “it was great”

  • tOmy`

    Hence my half-arsed attempt to at least say something about it.

    I guess a little bit of a spoilers territory here: Kim and Jimmy eventually working in competing firms – the end of the relationship? And I’ve seen the cousins coming from miles away, but hey, glad to have them back (at least for a bit). Also, thanks to AVC:

    “As many of you noted after “Amarillo,” Jimmy and Kim’s Ice Station Zebra home video date prefigures Saul Goodman’s Ice Station Zebra Associates front company in Breaking Bad. We see the birth of that trademark tonight, when Viktor and Giselle’s mark Dale makes out his $10,000 check to ISZA.”

  • tOmy`

    Man, Drumpf’s reaction to Brussels is hilarious. He might be a secret comedy genius. Or maybe just not that secret idiot.

    #ThatWallJustGot88FeetHigher

  • Buk Pravon

    I still think he is a crazy grandpa yelling “Get off my lawn!”

  • Joe

    Haven’t read all 1226 comments, but somebody has pointed out the single frame of “go fuck yourself” at 28:22 after that whole montage, right?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I noticed it but didn’t bother finding out what it actually said.

  • Joe

    http://i.imgur.com/0Hjk7mU.png
    Subliminal messages are making RLM fans depressed.

  • No “Let’s open the RLM store and buy some merch!”? I’m disappointed.

  • Hank_Henshaw

    Does this mean that Man Of Steel is the equivalent to 1977’s Star Wars?.Need some frame of reference here.

  • Possibly…?

  • Wizard Phoenix

    I use to do that in YouTube Poops

  • Like Icare

    More like a mentally challenged grandpa with a pathological inferiority complex and a keen sense of what other people want to hear.

  • Like Icare

    So yeah, the baboon was part of the… concept… from the beginning.

    Well… you get to hear that every day for sure.

  • Like Icare

    Well… God is getting a “Weekend at Bernie’s”-style sequel so…
    http://www.christiancinema.com/catalog/images/godsnotdead2.jpg

    Can’t wait for that one where he meets Jason and goes to space.

  • Red Skeleton

    Wait… you do Youtube poops?

  • Red Skeleton

    Damn it! I just had a chance to watch this and I had a bunch of things to say about it but now they’ve released new content so nobody’s going to see it if I write it here….

  • Red Skeleton

    For SOME REASON I assumed I had a good two weeks before new content would be released.

  • TheManHole

    I’m in the same boat don’t feel bad.

  • Like Icare

    Oh yes… There’s also a side-quel.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0292644/
    Which has a side-quel of its own.
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0390051/

  • Wizard Phoenix

    Did.

  • Joe

    Don’t you know? Jay is a jock. That’s why he can’t handle references to star trek, star trek is for neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerds.

  • Joe

    It was that unholy sacrifice to Kevin McCalister that started all this mainstreamity.

  • Jonah Falcon

    That “stuntman” was very clearly a tossed dummy. C’mon, guys – you didn’t notice the artificial limb flailing and the fact the dummy was completely motionless on the ground?

  • Joe

    Take a double barrel and call me in the morning?

  • Joe

    I had the same thought.

  • Joe

    Apparently they had a great script that Spielberg called the best (action?) script he had read since Raiders, but Lucas didn’t care for it. And so they scrapped it.

    I think it was called “Tower of the Gods” or something… you can google it and might be able to read it online, I hear it was damn good.

    The simple truth is that it’s Lucas’s fault because he sucks, which I know is a bold statement to say here on RLM.

  • Joe

    I wonder if they have Walt Disney nearby.

  • Joe

    I preferred the sequel, “Misery 2: Misery Loves Company”

  • Joe

    And as the guy died he made the Pac-Man death noise?

    And then M Knight shows up and explain the movie took place in a video game the entire time? (What a twist!)

  • Joe

    Isn’t the whole point of that movie exploring the extreme unhealthy parts of masculinity? Like he holds a chainsaw right from dick height, how could you recreate that with an all female cast?

    Also who would be the female equivalent of “Huey Lewis and the News”?

  • Buk Pravon

    That’s an more accurate, less satirical description of the exact same person. 😉

  • Joe

    I’d rather see Coen Brothers sci-fi.

    They are adverse to super traditional narratives and I feel like horror movies require those. No Country for Old Men is probably as close as they’d get to horror. They can do morality decaying and things getting out of hand but I don’t think they can do a movie that would really qualify as horror. It’s just out of their wheelhouse.

    Just like Nolan can’t do Romance or Comedy.

    And JJ can’t do movies that care about plot.

  • These guys are film making professionals. You gonna doubt their opinion? *gasp*

  • Red Skeleton

    Youtube Poops are my guilty pleasure. Respect. Are they still up?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Alternate version.
    “Tell me … do you bleed?”
    “I’m Supergirl. I’m only 11.”
    “You will.”

    Not even Supergirls are immune to supuberty.

  • Sully
  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    A real hero, and a real tampon.

  • Paul S.

    Half of BCS is glorious, brilliantly colored shots and the other half is dark, oddly lit shots. For some reason this irritates me. Another thing: so much of the show illuminates the slow, boring, normal stuff of everyday life. That’s neat but something about it also seems to miss the mark. Most of the show has been disappointing except for the Mike stuff. I was hoping for goofy shenanigans with Saul Goodman’s clients by now, not the overly drawn out existential crisis of Jimmy McGill.

  • I think Mike is going to get a headache at the BvS movie! It’s MoS on craaaaaack!(Rich Evans voice)

  • i honestly love all three of these. RAIDERS is VASTLY underrated imo…..

  • Effie Hammond

    When I looked at the draft of 6455 dollars, I have faith that brother of my friend was like really generating cash in his free time with his PC..mw His aunt’s neighbor has done this for only 11 months and by now repaid the loan on their home and bought a new Car.

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  • junkevil

    Loved your cameo as a stunt double in Spacecop. one of the better jokes in the film.

  • Mike Magnum

    I would like to see a remake of Solar Babies and Mega Force.

  • Now I Get It

    I once told Stephen Sondheim that “Send In the Clowns” is just “Here Comes the Bride” played slow. He works for me now.

  • Don’t ruin it, please.

  • Claude Jutra

    So Jay eats his cake under glass bells ? Weird.

  • Claude Jutra

    I’m surprised none of those fabulous 4 mentioned that the actress portraying Becky looked great. Seriously, I just bought Private Resort ( 1985 ) just to see if that Emily Longlongstreches girl is legit. I mean, the cover of Private Resort is only long streching legs.. Yumyum…

  • LameSame

    Should I eat the chopmeat voodoo doll I made of Jay??

  • Erwin

    Additionally. When you look closely at the “stuntman”‘s mouth while yelling it is clearly a cartoon-mouth opening.

  • Variant

    Yeah I think they were probably distracted by the inhumane mistreatment of the poor lady, rather than staring at her legs. Which makes your comment creepy, by the way.

  • Louise Michael

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  • Bill Hiers

    I find it hilarious that the Neo-Nazis in The Order of the Black Eagle have Uzis. The IMI Uzi is an Israeli gun.

  • Lauren Stephenson

    I am getting a salary of 6700 dollars each week. Over a year ago I was in a horrible condition , jobless and no bank credit ..up Thanks to one of my friends who showed me a way where I was able to gather myself and making average of 58 d/h. So it can change your life as it has changed mine. Why not try this.

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  • Catherine Gans

    When I looked at the draft of 6775 dollars, I have faith that brother of my friend was like really generating cash in his free time with his PC..yo His aunt’s neighbor has done this for only 11 months and by now repaid the loan on their home and bought a new Car.

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  • Bill Hiers

    Good for you.

  • Bill Hiers

    I saw what you posted. Some people do actually look at the comments of old videos. 🙂

  • Bill Hiers

    But, if you do, won’t that then result in Jay being eaten IRL?

  • Bill Hiers

    Some people are into seeing pretty women being mistreated, or worse.

  • Bill Hiers

    Also, even if it is a real stuntman, it’s my opinion that the tire only brushes his head as it goes past it, and the shadow of the ATV tricks our eyes into thinking it did in fact run over him. It’s my opinion that what happens is the tire simply brushes him and he flinches, but remains lying still rather than risk injury by getting up until the ATV has gotten clear. It was likely deemed a happy accident and left in rather than being reshot.

  • Variant

    Yes, anyone who has seen a few b-grade movies from the 70s or 80s would know this.

  • Weston J Bartosh

    SHAKMAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

  • Kyle

    Could that have been the same baboon?

  • Kyle

    12000 years old? That would make it the oldest artifact of its type, and the guy mentions it so casually like he finds stuff like that all the time.

  • Earth

    I’m glad they didn’t destroy Wired to Kill. It’s weird, I feel like if they’d destroyed the tape they would have killed Becky in some way.

  • ikdks

    I always wanted someone to take the original script word for word and reshoot Ed Wood’s the Sinister Urge.

    It’s about porn cops! How can it not be awesome. It’s a porn period shoot ’em up. And on top of that, it’s the Death of a Salesman for soft core porn directors. It’s brilliant.

    The trick would be to reblock every scene where they’re sitting and talking. Have them run down allies and jump off fire escaped while reciting exposition and commentary.

  • Mike Schwartz

    WE HAVE TO STAND UP FOR OURSELVES, BECKY. NOW GO DRESS UP AS A PROSTITUTE AND GIVE RED LETTER MEDIA POISON.

  • Mike Schwartz

    “Outsource the Ninjas” would be a great song for Y.K. Kim’s inspirational rock band Dragon Sound.

  • Mike Schwartz

    34:00 Jay finally gives up on trying to make “robuts” happen.

  • Cephyran

    Kind of an expand on an old comment, but when I paused the video to see what else was on the ROTOR box set, I noticed Raiders of Atlantis is also in there, along with Hands of Steel.

  • Jane Doe

    I’m sorry you’re retarded, a dummy wouldn’t lift it’s knees and hands after having it’s head run over.

  • Deacon Cole

    Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory would be a good subject for Re:View.

    R.I.P. Gene Wilder

  • jhonny_appleseed

    Sad update: apparently Emily Longstreth (Becky in ‘Wired to Kill’) suffered mental issues after her brief Hollywood career, and spent a long time drifting between homeless shelters. In 2015 her body was found in the snow, she had died from exposure.

  • Craig Rigby

    prolonged physical contact with that guy cant be good for your mental health

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Baboons on tanks? But enough about President Trump’s foreign policy.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Isn’t that the foundation of every monotheistic religion in the West?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    You mean The Criterion Collection presents Mega Force.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Wizard > Jack

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Yet no one mentioned how Duncan Jax looks like Michael Bolton … a Michael Bolton with a peculiar baboon fetish.

  • Bill Hiers

    I was speaking purely in fetishistic terms, but many western religions are misogynistic, yes.

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