Best of the Worst: Night Beast, Trick or Treat, and Skull Forest

October 31, 2013605 Comments

Happy Halloween! The gang gets dressed up in their finest Halloween attire and watches three horror-filled turds!

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  • SpastikChuwawa

    Yessss

  • Mr Snrub

    Halloween due to be renamed ‘Rich Evans Day’

    • TapewormBike

      I appreciate your Simpsons nickname.

    • Wasperheimer

      Don’t you mean “Dick the Birthday Boy” -day?

  • ident

    I haven’t watched this yet, but it’s the greatest thing ever and anyone who disagrees is a terrorist Nazi Hitler lover.

  • https://twitter.com/InaMaibach Kommerzschlampe

    I. Love. NIGHTBEAST!!! Saw it first about 25 years ago. Proud owner of the VHS tape myself.

    • ident

      Then brace yourself for bad news.

  • Manioc

    Well I just got my treat, now what’s the trick? :P

  • TapewormBike

    Oh fucking fuck, I cannot watch this right now. But, I now oficially have a reason to wake up tommorow.

  • CM Chunk

    Holy crap, it’s the Star Trek The Next Generation VCR Board Game!

  • TapewormBike

    Peeking at the video, did Jay dress up or just came home from work? I think the manly beard is now main source of his personality.

  • Dan Hibiki

    you guys better be selling that T-shirt

  • James MacLovin Treanor

    Will Mr. Plinket be reviewing TOS next, or Into Darkness? Mike would do something like this just to taunt us though.

    • TapewormBike

      I don’t think that they would put those kinds of hints in the video, Mike is just really big into Star Trek. I guess the lack of Plinkett might make you paranoid. At least that’s what the voices tell me.

    • Jet Jaguar

      I thought it was The Animated Series box set.

  • http://www.pewpewpew.de/ PewPewPew

    Happy birthday, Dick!

  • https://twitter.com/InaMaibach Kommerzschlampe

    Fun Fact: J.J. Abrams has composer credits on NIGHTBEAST.

  • TapewormBike

    I would give these guys all my candy AND i would take all the razors out.

    • Annabelle

      Let’s not go nuts.

  • sepiajack

    Awesome a new best of the worst! I was just thinking this morning how cool it would be if this was the next RLM release!! Time to watch.

  • Guest

    This

  • http://www.bluemonkeysfrommarz.com/ BlueMonkeysFromMarz.com

    shouldn’t that be turd-filled horrors?

    • Duckler

      I thought the same thing..

  • iagrmc

    The amount of happiness that flowed through me when I saw this was up was just….pathetic…

  • Percy Gryce

    This is completely illogical.

  • TapewormBike

    Mike Stoklasa: the only man who can use the pick-up line “Hey baby, isn’t this the biggest Spock you ever seen?”

  • JohnBigbooty

    I was preparing myself for the ghost from HITB at the end, just in case.

    • L0lwut

      Hahaha I just paused it and skipped to the last 2 seconds to check for that once Rich cut off his finger.

    • Billy_Whizz

      Same here. I removed my headphones in preparation.

  • Percy Gryce

    Man, Rich hit the sauce even before the introductions.

  • Mateusz Skutnik

    that ending…. THAT ENDING!

  • Sander Huissen

    Thanks for the episode guys. Loved the ending, shaky cam and Dutch angles, but solid acting. You would convince non RLM believers

  • Sébastien St-Pierre Robert

    right to copy

  • abamamama

    Thanks for the free content, you hack frauds!

    (for real, thanks. I look forward to HITB and BOTW…and Plinkett reviews)

    • Sébastien St-Pierre Robert

      You could move to BOTsWana.

  • Percy Gryce

    I just sent the boys a movie featuring Gene Simmons and George Clooney. I’m starting to see a theme here.

  • ident

    I can only see a low res version. Anyone else getting an HD option?

  • Percy Gryce

    Jack inching away from Rich during the miracle moment of the screening: worth the price of admission.

  • Duckler

    I think I may have just BOTW’d in my pants..

    • TapewormBike

      Oh, thats fine, I just went half in the bag.

  • sepiajack

    That was great! Loved the ending! and the costumes were a nice touch.

    • Jumpy

      I was waiting for some more shaky cam.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Speaking of a nice touch… some segue into the ‘Dick the Birthday Boy’ t-shirt.

  • Louis Gonzales

    Dick
    The
    Birthday
    Boy

  • SomeoneElseTookDude

    I HAVE A REASON TO LIVE AGAIN

  • Percy Gryce

    Filming the execution of the Worst of the Worst (as with The Amazing Bulk and Psycho from Texas) in the style of that film is pure genius.

  • Percy Gryce

    Great Halloween gift, RLM. Thanks!

    • Domo_Konnichiwa

      I’m so tempted to mail in my Billy Bob Rock-afire mug as a token of my appreciation. If it scares Rich Evans, all the better.

  • Zelocka

    Holly Crap Yes! I had hoped there would be a BotW but didn’t expect it!

  • Meester Smeeth

    Woo! Content! Weeew!
    It’s so comforting to know that in at least 48 minutes I’ll know whether or not that movie with Ozzy and Tongue-man-the-tongue-man-man in it that I’ve set to record in the next few hours or so will be worth watching or not.
    Thumbs up if you agree.

  • Real Quantum

    Great BOTW!

    Happy birthday, Rich Evans!

    Oh, I’m a lumberjack
    And I’m Ok
    I Sleep all night
    And I work all day

    • TapewormBike

      That song gets better later, you know:)

      • Real Quantum

        oh yeah :D

        but i’m conflicted about opening that debate.

  • Rick McC

    A full week without a new episode of something from RLYW is the scariest thing of all. Thank you for holding it at bay.

  • Duckler

    So jay is dressed as one of the ‘actors’ in “Things”, right?

  • Carlo Luigi DelPizzo

    I would totally dick that birthday boy :D

  • TapewormBike

    Yes, she is very pretty, bumblebee or not. I am sure she appreciates all the creepy comments. *covers his head*

  • Dave Handelman

    I WANT SOME BOOOOOOOOOO(great job guys)OOOOOO BERRY!!!!

  • Joe Syxpac

    Agreed. Especially without any capitalization or punctuation. Just put it on the cover in Comic Sans just like you wrote it.

  • El_Runko

    Mike has clearly lost 10-15 pounds. This must stop.

    Imagine the horror if both he and Jay are suddenly hunky. Will we ever take them seriously?

    • TapewormBike

      Yes, because they will beat us up if we don’t.

  • El_Runko

    omg Jessi in a bee costume. Please put “Died Happy” on my tombstone.

  • catnep

    Shoulda known Evans is a Scorpio what with the oozing sensuality and booze. Happy birthday, Dich!

  • Huntad

    That ending was brilliant, haha! Damn you Night Beast!

  • Huntad

    That ending was brilliant, haha! Damn you Night Beast!

  • Mark Bisone

    Great show, gang! Although, I’m not a fan of the rebooted Spock’s shirt, with the webbing. Everything has to have the webbing now.

    Anyway, Happy Halloween, everybone. I’ll let the courts decide if this one’s a trick or a treat:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqekGnn6f7g

    • Percy Gryce

      Definitely a treat. Thanks, you crazy bastard.

      • Mark Bisone

        “Crazy”?

        Was Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn crazy? Was Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart crazy? Was Terrence Trent D’Arby crazy? Was John Wayne Gacy crazy?

        Crazy is just a word, with four letters and two paltry syllables, my friend. Add an “e” and what have you got? Cerazy. And what’s that sound like? Patrick Swayze, star of “Red Dawn” and also “Steel Dawn.”

        Try to remember that the next time you go around othering bastards on the internet.

        http://www.roxanegay.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumblr_mbmch7Fo8V1qigaa4o2_1280.png

  • Max Wylde

    Dammit. Now you make me want to watch these films. I hate you guys.

  • Harry Palm

    Wow, none of you had seen ‘Trick or Treat’? That was kind of a big movie back when it came out.

    • ident

      They were children when it came out.

  • Percy Gryce

    Little Dick Evans was quite the playah:

    • SUPERSOUP

      I bet Showbiz Pizza Bear tried to dick the birthday boy.

    • catnep

      That bear is damned creepy!

      • Mark Bisone

        Agreed. Bad Touch Bear and I Can’t Say No Clown should go bowling together.

        • Percy Gryce

          I’m starting to think that that clown was actually at that party. Rich has repressed the memories, but it explains a lot. It’s all starting to make sense now.

          • Mark Bisone

            That is why Pizza Bear appears dead in “Trick or Treat”. It is closure, at last.

            I think we just have to accept that Rich is a magnet for psychomagnatheric energy and move on.

        • catnep

          oh my gad! I hope they were serving holy water with that cake.

          • Now I Get It

            But served in the drinking glasses of sacrament or in the finger bowl of absolution? I need to know!

          • catnep
          • Now I Get It

            HELL, yeah! If we’d had these as kids, I’d have converted. Or at least gotten some faith in the first place. But all they gave us were these evolutionary tea bags.

            http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_jWmBg002qkE/S6v1Ky4wH7I/AAAAAAAAAC4/5kKP6VkZqJU/s1600/monkeys-animal-testing-762645.jpg

          • catnep

            I just want to cry now. Know that one day the teabags will have their vengeance!

          • Now I Get It
          • catnep

            Love the “Summerisle” vibe going on here! Boiling your guest in a teacup is much more civilized than burning in a wicker cage. Progress! Is that The Holy Toast she’s wearing? Haha.

          • Now I Get It

            Oh, my God, you’re right – that witch! – she’s not a real saint at all.

            http://media.firebox.com/pic/p1542ex2.gif

            Burn her!!!

          • catnep

            Hence the transvesite Inquisitor with rubber gloves.

          • Now I Get It

            A cross-dressing Inquisitor on leave from the Holy Office custodial staff, a witch standing trial, like “The Man In the Glass Booth”, for sins she didn’t commit, a ducking stool modelled after Disney’s teacup ride – who knew that Christian imagery could be so elusive?

            Fortunately, like nearly all of Man’s immortal truths and History’s darker turning points, we can be sure that the whole thing began as a metaphor for the Boston Red Sox – though you might refrain from asking me just what (the hell) that means.

        • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

          I tried not to upvote this, but I found that I couldn’t say no.

      • Showbiz Pizza Bear

        Is it my cold dead eyes?

  • Wasperheimer

    I advise to skip Trick or Treat, and give a listen to its Original Soundrack album by Fastway (which has “Fast” Eddie Clarke from Motörhead and Pete Way from UFO among its crew) instead. Play it loud!

    • Cameron Vale

      Somehow I knew they wouldn’t include any of Ozzy’s songs, although “The Ultimate Sin” seemed like a slim possibility.

  • El_Runko

    Who the fuck would dress up as grunge Radagast?

    Get your shit together, Jay.

    • Paul Schumann

      hahahaha

  • http://rocketboy1313.blogspot.com/ Rocketboy1313

    You guys seem to have a very fun work environment. I am jealous.

    • ident

      You caught them on Casual Friday. The rest of the week it’s coat and tie.

  • Zelocka

    I came. Star trek 5 opening

  • Daniel Nguyen-Phuoc

    Happy birthday Rich!

  • le-lol

    Oh no! Get well soon Rich!

    • Nancy Frye

      ShowBiz Pizza Bear gets his revenge. You cannot escape him.

  • Reid Osborn

    THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THE PIZZA BEAR. ALL MORTALS SHALL RENDER THEIR PAYMENT IN BLOOD, SPACE COP IS MERELY THE BEGINNING.

  • TJ

    I am convinced that Rich “Dick the Birthday Boy” Evans was a cat in a past life. Always rolling around and getting caught in stuff.

  • SUPERSOUP

    I wonder if Mike and Jessie fucked with their costumes on later.

    • TJ

      That would bee illogical…

      • Franklin Floratos

        Not if he vulcanises his nacelle.

        • Now I Get It

          Franklin Obscuratos for the win.

          • Franklin Floratos

            I’ll admit, that name has a nice ring to it. Cheers.

          • Now I Get It

            Indeed. Arcanatos occured to me, too, but to my ear rang with a little less sustain.

  • Christopher Kulik

    Oh, man…I was hoping Rich would wear his SPACE COP costume; happy birthday though! :)

  • byron orpheus phd

    Happy birthday Rich!

  • StopThinkingBrainUrGoingToHurt

    At first I though that they were just building up the tension, but I’m beginning to think that we’re never going to see The Soji Tabuchi Show… It just trails off like that…

  • G@BRIEL GR@Y

    As entertaining as ever. Thank you Red Letter Media. Mike, Rich, Jay, & co. Happy Birthday Rich. Now get back on the case will ya!

  • Richter Belmont

    Haha, very good episode. Just an advice to anyone sawing something with an electric saw: NEVER EVER start the saw while you hold the blade into the material you’re gonna cut. I’m not joking, its really dangerous.

    • ident

      He says raising his stump menacingly at the children.

    • Now I Get It

      Good point. Also, never look away from the thing you’re cutting. You’ll lose track of the blade.

      The only Safety First rule it’s okay to break is if someone’s atop a tall ladder, you may sneak up behind him and scream, “Oh, God, watch out!” This is especially if he’s talking himself through his task, step by step, lost in his business, sorting his wires or lining up his screwdrivers or whatever. If he falls off, he never should have passed apprentice in the first place, and the job’s safer without him.

      But if he’s up there humming or singing, probably the Beatles, then he’s probably a journeyman, so, you may just hit the legs of the ladder repeatedly with a fire axe, because he’s probably safe enough already.

  • losknor

    More Gillian please. She was so adorable!

  • nestlequ1k

    Wow… a halloween treat! love you guys

  • stoopsmcoops

    Best episode. Thank you, ShowBiz Pizza Bear. May your beautifully vacant eyes forever haunt Rich Evans.

  • bb-15

    What a great episode!! The birthday theme, Jessi and Rich laughing, 3 shlocky / bad movies, excellent comments, and the ShowBiz Pizza Bear.
    - And then a terrific finish.

  • harumph

    “Multi-toothed”? As opposed to single-toothed?

    • Percy Gryce

      LOL.

      • ident

        Why keep the one tooth? What good does one tooth do?

        • catnep

          Corn on the cob?

        • Now I Get It

          ‘Cause Shin McGown baked ya tuh get up an’ sing “Fairytale of New York” with’im, ’cause yair not a fecking gobshite who things he’s bairer nairyun else, so you let airy mate in the ban teg a swing a’yah an’knock yair fecking teeth out wan by wan, till yair’re raidy to fecking sing li’ tha Sints above. Tha swhy, you fecking fecker.

          • ident

            This photo has haunted me since you posted it. How do you let that happen to your mouth? I mean, he eats with that every day…he struggles to chew…children weep when he speaks to them. Is it that he hasn’t heard of orthodontics? He just doesn’t know it’s an option? But certainly he has friends and family, right? They don’t speak to him about his mangled face? They don’t tell him about the wonders of fillings and crowns and dental implants? Or would all that just cut into his drinking time?

          • Now I Get It

            To say nothing of the groupies he lost out on. Liver trouble might be the cliched malady for alcoholics, but diabetes and dysfunctional teeth complete the trifecta.

            To the relief of nearly everyone, though, McGowan had his teeth remade in 2009 in Spain, apparently, a detail I discovered when I went searching for the now out of date but more familiar image above.

            http://www.artlurker.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/210.jpg

          • ident

            Oh, thank God. Closure.

          • Now I Get It

            Closure, indeed. And because his dental colourist was bound by law to make his patients’ teeth no whiter than their eyes, McGowan’s smile remains – bonus! – a distinct “jaundice yellow.”

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Of his mouth?

          • catnep
  • Manioc

    Ah man, the cinematography from Skull Forest is giving me Battlefield Earth flashbacks.

    • iagrmc

      Battlefield Earth WISHES it was as good as Skull Forest….

  • Gerhard Van der Berg

    That was South Africa that you very much (a little more south). We have so few things to be proud of when it comes to the entertainment industry, don’t take the things we have away from us.

    • Christopher Kulik

      My bad, yes: THE GODS MUST BE CRAZY was produced in South Africa, it was only shot and set in Botswana. Great fucking movie! :)

    • TheBestNamesHaveGone

      “Diplomatic Immunity” … BLAM

  • Steven

    Its the curse of the wolf!

  • The HD

    That bee outfit is adorable!

  • Cameron Vale

    Praise for the first half of a movie is no praise at all. If you say that the first half of a joke is amazing, what you’re really saying is that it’s not a real joke, and is hardly even an amusing series of words after the halfway point. Imagine if that supposed compliment were paid to a movie that was just amusing series of vignettes by design, like ‘Amazon Women On The Moon;’ even in that case, it would be faint praise indeed.

    • ident

      A joke is about the punchline at the end and a joke is trying to do one thing, be funny. A movie may try to do many different things and may do them successfully over a 60 minute period. Your metaphor doesn’t work for me. Your conclusion, however, does. Trying to come up with something positive to say about terrible movies leads to nonsensical statements like these.

      • Cameron Vale

        I still think that each of those things would have the same kind of setup-payoff kind of structure as a joke. And since none of them managed to make the latter half of this hypothetical movie work, ideally they would have all played out before that and played some part in creating the strengths of the first half; but even in that case you have a result that falls short of its purpose, like an effective little student film that was unsuccessfully padded to feature length.

        • TapewormBike

          I have that same thing with so many movies though. Danny Boyle is the fucking master of it, or rather Alex Garland, the screenwriter. Both “28 Weeks Later” and “Sunshine” are great to me for the first two thirds and then it goes down till like last 5 minutes. Loads of superhero movies are like that too. I get it with the analogy with the joke structure, but I actually think that joke is more comparable to single act of a movie and those can absolutely be diseparate in quality and enjoyment.

          • Cameron Vale

            I don’t usually hate movies for falling apart or becoming mindless at the two-thirds mark, but at the one-half mark it’s just unbearable for me. I think it’s because two-thirds is the minimum fraction that still feels like a strong majority. Also, I still like the joke analogy. It’s much less common for a movie to fall apart in its first act, because it’s the only act with full suspension of disbelief, much like the setup of a joke, and with a similar kind of effect if it can’t manage much beyond that. Of course there’s still the editing and cinematography to consider, but those things alone can’t carry a movie, or at least not without making it very weird.

    • Percy Gryce

      John Huston said that Angel Heart was a great movie for its first four-fifths. Stephen Hunter said that Gladiator had a fabulous first half and then just fell apart.

      It’s a common movie-criticism trope.

  • ident

    It fell apart in the second season. Becoming a lumberjack was just the logical outcome of writers who had no idea how to write the character.

  • Duckler

    So what was Rich’s review score? One thumb up and One thumb left?

  • castlemonster

    This was the best thing in my whole day. Yeah, I caught Trick or Treat back in the VHS/satanic scare days. I remember how pissed I was by the rip-off ten-second Ozzy cameo after all the hype. I can see watching that movie for the first half and then putting something else on. No big deal.

    • cabbo

      It’s definitely one for a group watch.

  • TapewormBike

    Are we sure “Dick the birthday boy” was not a name of a game people were playing at that party?

    • TapewormBike

      Did I just get downvote from Jessi?

      • ident

        Or some heathen who thinks child molestation isn’t funny.

        • TapewormBike

          Rape jokes. I love em!

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          Child murder is fine and dandy, though, according to Jay… as long as it’s on celluloid, that is.

          • ident

            I don’t remember him making that distinction.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            I’m hoping he had implied that… please oh please let him be implying that! If not, Jay may be closer to Plinkett than we had previously thought.

  • TapewormBike

    Trick or Treat sort of reminds me of Detroit Rock City

    • ident

      It’s the Gene Simmons and… that’s it.

      • TapewormBike

        Sure, but that it is a big it.

      • TapewormBike

        No, but seriously, it is completely different in tone and genre, but they both are about kids and are dealing with humour with fanatic worshipping of rockers.

  • TapewormBike

    Nobody called Skull Forest “Dutch angle Close-up The Movie”. ohhhhhhhh

  • TapewormBike

    Kyl you backstabbing bastard, you edited the part where you say *drools*, so now you don’t look creepy at all and you ruined my *covers his head* joke. If you gonna play like that, Im going home!

    • Percy Gryce

      You’ll be missed, anonymous nobody.

      (That’s a quote from one of my favorite RLM comments–and not how I really feel about you . . . much.)

      • TapewormBike

        I feel a wave of warmth inside when reading that. Fucking mexican food.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Who wrote that? ident?

        • Percy Gryce

          I can’t remember. It was a while ago. It’s stuck with me, though, as just about the funniest one-liner in RLM comment-board history.

    • Franklin Floratos

      Was that meant to say ‘Kyle’?

  • ident

    The hunter plot of “Skull Forest” is more reminiscent of “The Most Dangerous Game” than “Hunger Games”.

    • TapewormBike

      Or the JCVD/John Woo collaboration masterpiece “Hard Target”

      • ident

        “The Most Dangerous Game” came out in the 1930s.

      • Len Kabasinski

        Yes. The quote at the beginning of skull forest is from the actual short story “the most dangerous game”. Tons of movies have done takes on it…including hard target, hunger games, surviving the game, and my personal fav “avenging force”

        • TapewormBike

          Whether you are or are not the real Kabasinski deal, let me just say, awesome.

          • Len Kabasinski

            Lol.yes. I’m the real Len. Any press is good press….we actually do try to get better with our works. Whether that happens or not isn’t up to me to say….but I’m happy people find our work!

          • TapewormBike

            That is pretty much what was going through my head when the guys were talking about anything being possible if your movies get distributed: “Well, now you introduced them to about a million new viewers.”

          • Percy Gryce

            Awk-ward.

            What’s next–is someone going to start channeling Don Dohler?

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Whoa… this is nuts.

          • Len Kabasinski

            any and all who wish can always follow us on twitter or the be all end of all of all communications……facebook.
            https://www.facebook.com/len.kabasinski

        • ident

          Not saying there is anything wrong with lifting a plot and doing your own thing with it. All the greats have done it, even Shakespeare. “Hunger Games”, though, is entirely lifted from “Battle Royale”. So if your next movie is “Wendigo: Famished Games”, go to the source. Oh, and I’m pretty sure that Jason Ross guy wants to be an extra in your next film. Don’t let him. He ruins everything.

        • Mark Bisone

          Don’t forget “Surviving the Game” starring Ice-T and “Battle Royale” starting dead Japanese children.

          And of course there’s also “Deadly Prey”…

          • Len Kabasinski

            avenging force is my favorite…I like deadly prey too. A.I.P. in the late 80s/early 90s had tons of films I really like. RETURN FIRE: JUNGLE WOLF II with Ron Marchini, IN GOLD WE TRUST and DIRTY GAMES with Jan Michael Vincent, and of course the FUTURE FORCE films with David Carradine

          • Mark Bisone

            And Arnie’s PREDATOR and THE RUNNING MAN both qualify too, the latter based off Stephen King’s much less glandular book. Funny that King now says The Hunger Games ripped him off, like he somehow invented the genre.

            There was also a Tom Eberhart film in ’07 called “Naked Fear”, which married the reliable old concept to forty minutes of a horse-faced naked chick running around in the woods. Sad to see the man behind “Night of the Comet” reduced to that, but that’s show bizpizzabear for ya.

          • Len Kabasinski

            hmmf. it sounds like I must acquire this “NAKED FEAR”….

          • Mark Bisone

            I know you will, Len.

          • Percy Gryce

            Don’t forget the similar story in Man Hunt (1941) and its remake Rogue Male (1976).

            Also, as I recall, the pilot of Fantasy Island also included a version of the story.

            “De pain, de pain.”

          • Mark Bisone
          • Percy Gryce

            Wow, no memory of that. I used to know the Gilligan canon cold too.

          • Mark Bisone

            “Rogue Male” sounds like something Nick Millard would shoot at grandma’s house.

          • Percy Gryce

            Yes, but it was a more innocent age–when we could all don our gay apparel without fear of boycott or lawsuit.

          • ident

            I’ve seen the Future Force films, courtesy of Rifftrax. They are real gems. David Carradine has never looked like he gave less of a shit.

  • Now I Get It

    Wasn’t that the same kickbox kitchen from “Gorilla Interrupted”?

  • Liz Frazier

    “Dick the Birthday Boy”
    Am I weird for seeing two possible meanings to that sentence?

    • Liz Frazier

      No, I see I’m not the only one.

      • TapewormBike

        Yes, but I AM weird, so….

  • David Sylvester

    Does Rich bleed Bullseye BBQ Sauce?

    • TapewormBike

      That is an effect. Real Rich bleeds rainbows and hope.

      • Real Quantum

        Good sir, I say this sincerely.
        Yours are some of the best comments i’ve seen in all of the “interwebs”.

        Don’t get me wrong, I’m not some kind of “Cable Guy” type, nor do I find men attractive.

        Nevertheless, I had to say it.

        • TapewormBike

          Oh God, I hope noone finds out you are me on different account. Did I just type that….?

          • cabbo

            This is the beginning of the next philmarillion.

  • TapewormBike

    Where do you buy your burritos? I could really go for some AIDS right now.

  • Percy Gryce

    F#$& yuse.

  • Real Quantum

    And if he happens to have a cavity, won’t even need a straw.

    • TapewormBike

      Oh man, you just made cringe in real life.

  • Not Claude Akins

    One of those Curse of the Wolf guys was Lanny Poffo, brother of the late, lamented, “Macho Man” Randy Savage. I like how these retired wrestlers and porn actresses show up in these B movies. Sasha Grey gets Steven Soderbergh. Other people get Len Kabasinski.

    • ident

      Some people look at the contract before signing, some don’t.

    • Thanatos2k

      Leaping Lanny Poffo’s going boffo!

  • ident

    Rich is the show, sir.

  • ident

    No, they were talking to me, you son of a bitch!

  • ident

    Only from attractive men.

  • http://kingengrishkube.deviantart.com/ kube of Nazareth over 9000

    Love you Rich and Happy Birthday!! here is my present and yes this is personal.

    http://blip.tv/redlettermedia/the-care-boars-save-christmas-3475108

  • ident

    Sounds like someone’s angling to be an extra.

  • ident

    Great and mighty things. Why?

  • Mark Bisone

    I guess I think “Trick of Treat” fails in a lot of familiar ways. Mike’s right: the problem’s not just editing. Stories and characters need to have an arc that feels natural, even if the story is silly and the characters are cardboard cutouts. Sometimes I think the difference can come down to a handful of scenes that needed to be in the story and weren’t. Richevans nailed it: Skippy needed to be corrupted by the dark side, and then drawn back from the brink by the power-of-love or whatever. Then they can have the big dumb battle.

    Amazing how many B-films completely fuck up this basic template. It’s like screwing up mashed potatoes. You boil the water, you put in the packet…

    • Franklin Floratos

      Number One: The Characters…

  • Memoman

    This was just perfect! That last scene was fantastically performed! à la put your money where your mouth is.

  • Clifford T. Hall

    I had this one happy memory from childhood that involved a pizza place with lots of games and an animatronic animal band. But it wasn’t Chuck E Cheese! Thanks to you all, I now know that I must have been in contact with LSD circa 1986.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Also the Erotica song playing as Rich opened his birthday present.

  • Brian J. Crowley

    Highly recommend the Utah Wolf Productions movies as a future review: http://www.utahwolfproductions.com/productions.html

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUGrXngX51lnlDJR-s0JVvlA

    Also loved the classic Chuck E. Cheese and the reaction to the bear.

    • ident

      Showbiz Pizza, you poser.

  • TapewormBike

    Depends on your taste. The only musical axiom, is the general awesomeness of Curse of the Wolf theme.

  • Wethewax

    For a moment I thought those women were supposed to be waiting for Mike’s pon farr.

  • dollar store cashier wife

    mike should have used some star trek toy to fix Dick the Birthday Boy’s fingers there at the end.

  • Aaron Swain

    Happy birthday, Dick.

  • Cameron Vale

    He hails from the Deep South regions of Vulcan.

  • DeColonise

    This was an awsome episode you guys! I really liked the discussion regarding the three movies and the ending was amazing!

    And Happy Birthday Rich!

  • Baron Teapot

    Happy Birthday, Rich Evans!

    Does anyone else think he’d really suit a shaved head? I think he’d look gorgeous. :3

  • Cameron Vale

    You need to have a high ‘whimsy tolerance’ to endure the first 12 and a half minutes of this video.

    • Percy Gryce

      Really? I thought it was top-drawer RLM. You can’t not know that Mike is obsessed with Star Track.

      You must have gotten rancid marshmellons in your Trick-or-Treat bag.

  • http://www.youtube.com/ac1dchr15t ac1d

    Mike makes me laugh like no other. So many different forms of comedic genius in that man.

  • Jordan

    Oh Sweet, Nightbeast! I love Don Dohler movies.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    I wonder if they think the Len Kabazinsky movies are amusingly bad, I wonder what they’d think of “Microwave Massacre”. They’d probably just think it was… Bad… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym95jPovlBE

  • Liz Frazier

    Why do they keep calling Kabasinski “man who can sort of read?”

    • ident

      They’re referring to one of his actors as that, not the director. I believe it is the actor portraying the park ranger. The specific context for why they call him that is not given.

      • cabbo

        Probably because his acting makes him sound like he can kind of read the script.

    • Thanatos2k

      Earlier they said they started to get to know the actors because the same ones appeared from movie to movie. They probably have nicknames for all the recurring actors.

  • fskn

    Screw you guys! I agree with Jay. Trick or Treat is the BEST of the worst.
    Also, no Gillian hitting on him? What the fuck?!

  • mobius322

    These guys need to see Avia Vampire Hunter. That is a film that I cannot believe has a wide, easily available DVD release. It is incompetent beyond belief and was clearly shot in someone’s neighborhood/park.

  • Thanatos2k

    I love episodes that include more Rich Evans backstory.

    • ident

      Yes, RLM is really building a fantastic mythos around the Rich Evans character. He seems more real every episode.

      • Showbiz Pizza Bear

        Hopefully, they don’t ruin it by explaining how he was conceived by the force in some desert.

  • ident

    I never said otherwise.

  • ident

    I never said otherwise.

  • moonwatcher

    Wonderful job gang really enjoyed this episode! Happy Halloween to Rich, Mike, Jay, Jess and dude with glasses, keep up the great work!

  • LukeMM95

    Oh RLM, you adorkable hack frauds. Seriously though, this just made my day.

  • StopThinkingBrainUrGoingToHurt

    $222.00 for Deadly Prey on DVD? That better come with official Lightning Fast DVD repair, they can uhhhhh, re-spool my lasers.

    • TapewormBike

      Oh wow, maybe you get to hunt the director after buying that?

  • TapewormBike

    Do you know who should play Rich Evans in a Rich Evans biopic? Rich Evans.

    • Percy Gryce

      He’s tough to work with, though. I mean, he still hasn’t confirmed for PlinkettCon 2013, on Friday, December 13, at the Hilton Milwaukee City Center, tickets still available, send me your money now.

      • TapewormBike

        Well, let me just say, fuck living in Prague.

        • Mijk

          Does the ‘Laser Game’ still exist? We’ve had a blast there, in ’95.

          • TapewormBike

            Not sure, in 95 I was living in different part of country and been busy being 6 years old. It’s a fun city though, laser or not.

          • Real Quantum

            Prague?
            Well, it should have been you lot, and not fucking* Greece, against us in the Euro 2004 final.

            *Greece won.

          • TapewormBike

            Yeah..I know….they scored on us, I think in fucking overtime….oh god, that was worst than the prequels!

          • Real Quantum

            Yup, it was the victory of defense over attack.
            Happened to us too… two times in that tournament. :D

            Anyway, don’t know if you like this countryman of yours, but he’s kind of an idol in my neck of the woods.

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUrLMbbOJ8Q

          • TapewormBike

            We are gonna get so deleted:) I love Karel, he played for Sparta Prague, my freafin team. And youir czech was great. I love RLM (just in case).

          • Real Quantum

            Why would we be deleted?
            We’re just two european guys who like RLM and also like football.

            Sparta Praha?

            Nice taste, if only in the kit colors :D
            Red and White are also Benfica’s colors.

            Benfica and Sparta Praha played two games in the 90′s, by the way.
            Both were 1-1 draws, so, everyone’s happy.
            :D

          • TapewormBike

            Oh and… Olá

          • Real Quantum

            Díky, a ahoj!…. ?

            Is that right?

            I come across your language on a daily basis (on written form) for two years now, and I still find it rather difficult.

        • Percy Gryce

          Yeah, I mean, what’s living in one of the imperial cities of Europe, a center of culture for a millennium, as against the chance to stand in line in an overheated, overpriced hotel in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, to get Rich Evans’s autograph?

          • TapewormBike

            Man, I am glad you got it.

          • Now I Get It

            Overheated? Overpriced? I thought you were selling this Jay and Pony Show. Way to blow the gaff, Chauncey.

  • cabbo

    I have an overwhelming urge to dick the boy.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      the BIRTHDAY* boy

      One does not simply forget the birthday of the great Rich Evans. No wonder you have so many downvotes.

      • cabbo

        When he’s sitting and talking through the films, though, the shirt folds up and says ‘Dick the boy’ for ages.

        His ‘birthday’ was forgotten to the deep recesses of his midriff.

        • ident

          That’s a fair assessment of the situation.

  • TapewormBike

    That girl is Mikes girlfriend Jessi. Also, Im now depressed as all hell.

    • Percy Gryce

      In his hour of trial, he found solace in a group of imaginary Internet friends.

      So, see, the story has a happy ending.

      • ident

        I thought the happy ending was when the bitch left.

      • TapewormBike

        That was pretty much the thought that precedeeded the depression. No offense to absolutely anybody.

        • Joe Syxpac

          Well, shit… now I’m depressed.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        The place down the street that gives cheap massages has a happy ending too.

  • ident

    Get this man some porn! Now you can watch it with the sound up, buddy.

  • Now I Get It

    Nonsense!
    To my arms, man
    You have courage
    That pleases me

    http://thumbs.anyclip.com/tQdzfY96K/tmb_2880_480.jpg

  • Thanatos2k

    It was 3/4 of the way through the video before I realized, “Wait a minute….Rich Evans’ parents might not be creepy pedophiles. His real name must actually be RICHARD Evans!”

    • TapewormBike

      The Third?

      • Thanatos2k

        THERE’S MORE THAN ONE RICH EVANS!?!?

        • TapewormBike

          We can only hope. One will not satiate the demand pretty soon.

        • catnep

          He is the Bobafett of RLM.

  • Quicksilver6

    ALL HAIL THE YEAR OF LUIGI

    • Billy_Whizz

      If Wizard was there, he could have dressed as Mario and then we would have both Mario and Luigi.

  • Duckler

    You’re a little late for the Blind Melon video audition there, Jessi..

  • jibdee .

    What’s Richevans last name?

    • TapewormBike

      Not sure about his last name, but his title surely must be Magnificence

    • Hank

      the Third

  • ident

    Hello people who are looking at the top of the comments. I’m speaking to you from the distant present. If you scroll down, Len Kabasinski is in the fucking comments. You’re welcome.

    • Thanatos2k

      I fully expect Adam Sandler to show up here someday.

      • ident

        With lawyers.

  • TapewormBike

    Rich really SAW that movie….tee hee heee, haw haw..ooh, I pissed myself

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      I saw what you did there…

      Oh god, these are terrible jokes.

      • TapewormBike

        Painfully bad jokes. You know, like getting your finger cut off. With a saw!

        • Percy Gryce

          Hold on a minute. I thought TapewormBike was Taco’s nom de Interweb. You mean you’re two separate blokes? Or is this just a sockpuppetted convo?

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Really? Aha. I’ve no idea who TapewormBike is. Actually, I think this is the first time I’ve correctly read their username.

          • Percy Gryce

            But a sockpuppet would say that, wouldn’t he?

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            You caught me. I’m secretly TapewormBike. To prove this I’ll… continue to have no idea when or what TapewormBike will write.

          • TapewormBike

            WE ARE TAPEWORMBIKE, SURRENDER PEOPLES OF THE INTERNET. ALL RESSISTANCE..I MEAN IT COULD WORK, BUT JUST TRUST ME AND DON..i MEAN, IS FUTILE!

          • Real Quantum

            All your bases are belong to us…?

          • TapewormBike

            I resent you calling the cutesy wutesy stuffed hookworm “sockpuppet”. There are absolutely no holes in me. In fact you should check your ass. For me.

          • Real Quantum

            hey, let’s not get mixed up, that one is me.
            I mean, I’m TapewormBike’s nom de Interwebs.

            Aren’t I?
            Who are you?

            What place is this?

          • Percy Gryce

            Yes. My advice to you is: start drinking heavily.

            Oh, I see you’ve made a good start already.

          • Real Quantum

            Eh eh :D

            In my defense, though, it’s not entirely my fault.
            Somebody told me to “stay on the wagon”.
            And so I did.

            http://imaginactory.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/beer-wagon.jpg

          • Percy Gryce

            Well done. I see that you, like the former poet laureate Chamillionaire, are “ridin’ dirty.”

          • Real Quantum

            We can only try.
            Although, and speaking of poets, I like to consider myself more in tune with Manuel João Vieira.
            :)

            I’ll understand if you don’t know who I’m talking about but, hey, Maria de Medeiros said that, in Hollywood, only Tarantino made her laugh almost as much as Manuel João.
            So, how bad can he be?

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsFINxvBn2E

  • Billy_Whizz

    I love Best of the Worst. My favourite character is the Wizard.

    He isn’t in this one.

  • Percy Gryce

    Oh, and the crazy cackling laughter was from Rich Evans, not Jessi.

    • TapewormBike

      Sexiest sound in the universe.

    • Mark Bisone

      Then again, Jessi has quite the mighty cackle herself.

      • TapewormBike

        I believe the expresion would be “lovely amused roar”

  • GraphicsAndBeer

    This was another really good Care Boars prequel!

    • ident

      Yes, a great way to pass the 48 minutes ’til Care Boars starts.

    • Billy_Whizz

      Just one more month and that Care Boars music coming on will sound all lovely and seasonal.

  • Bacchus

    Rich “Now that looks like a woman I’d actually fuck”
    Jessi: “Jesus”
    Rich *shrugs*

    • TapewormBike

      Favourite moment as well.

  • Percy Gryce

    Right, like Ming, the Merciless, and William, the Conqueror.

  • Percy Gryce

    A down vote? I guess his ex got online.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Chuck E. Cheese’s! Where a kid can be a gambling addict!

  • ident

    They’ve already talked about The Room.

  • TapewormBike

    Too obvious, who has not done that?

  • ident

    Was that a haiku?

  • TapewormBike

    Your post made me feel for you, but not being attached to the situation in any way, it chiefly made me realize, how big of a security blanket these videos can be. I went through similar situation last year, at Christmas no less, and the only company I sought and was comforted by, was one of a serial killer senior citizen, who mumbles about shitty movies. This and the sense of true friendship in the videos, are what makes RLM both interesting and loveable. It also provides basis for the fake familiarity fans feel. I cannot speak for others, but if I ever get to meet RLM guys, you bet I will be all “Mr. Stoklasa this”, “Mr. Bauman that”,” Sorry to bother you Mr. Evans”, “How are you today Ms. MrStoklasasgirlfriend?” and “Sup, Wizard?”.

  • TapewormBike

    I think Len saying “Any press is a good press” summarizes it the best. Have you heard about the Incredible Bulk before RLM featured it? Me neither. To kill a promotion like that would be idiotic and beyond petty.

    • ident

      Not to mention they can’t. It’s a review show. It’s safely under Fair Use.

  • jupstin

    and THAT’S how you use a Dutch angle

  • Hale

    Wait, he was the dude who made Swamp Zombies? That was probably my first funny-bad movie, I can’t believe he made more films.

    And the fact that Len’s stuff does get distributed is somehow both inspiring and depressing.

    • Len Kabasinski

      yes. i made SWAMP ZOMBIES like 10 years ago…a film I don’t really talk about anymore. since this is a site for bashing my works, ill let you in on MY favorite works ive done…my personal favs are SKULL FOREST and FIST OF THE VAMPIRE….WARRIORS OF THE APOCALYPSE had potential but much like a lot of our scripts…we simply don’t have the budget to pull off what we want to. but much to the dismay of many….that doesn’t mean we quit.

      • ident

        I know it’s hard not to take this shit personally, but it’s really not personal. No one here knows you or what went on behind the scenes that led to the final product. It takes balls and commitment to create something and put it out there to be judged by a sea of assholes. Most of us here recognize that and none of us want to see you stop.

        • Len Kabasinski

          I guess it depends on where you come from really. I know more artsy filmmakers who love the Scorsese’s of the world or *insert most artsy filmmaker around*….I didn’t. I grew up watching SWAMP THING on my 6′ black and white tv that sat on my filing cabinet full of comic books. we loved guys/girls like Cynthia rothrock, loren Avedon, jeff wincott, david carradine, don ‘the dragon’ Wilson, and so on and so on….but no, lol, I don’t take things personally in performing arts. sometimes its hard not to for even the highest level of filmmaker when you get so attached and have to live with a film for a year or more….but the good thing, Lord willing, is that there’s tomorrow to try and do your thing that much better

          • nocomment

            Well, even Uwe Boll started making movies. Rampage is almost watchable and Assault on Wall Street is almost good, so there’s always hope Len. There’s always hope.

          • Mark Bisone

            I thought the whole point of this BOTW was that Len’s movies are watchable already. Fucking terrible in every single way, but watchable.

          • ident

            When he said “watchable” I think he meant watchable on a level beyond the ironic.

          • nocomment

            Yeah, kind of.

          • ident

            Well, then, don’t let me point words in your mouth. What did you mean by ‘watchable’?

          • Guest

            What you said, the fact that they’re not bad movie. Or bad bad. Or good bad. Just non ironically passable – watchable.

          • Len Kabasinski

            I didn’t think Boll’s RAMPAGE was all that bad really. I didn’t see his latest. ive been on a $5 bargain bin raid lately so ive been revisiting stuff I loved growing up i.e. CHOPPING MALL, CHUD II, some Sidaris Films, etc

          • nocomment

            That’s my point it’s not bad. It’s just a little too constrained. And if HE can make a movie that’s not bad or funny bad, then anyone can. Me, you, red letter media, anyone.

            …except for Brett Ratner.

          • ident

            Do you think Wes Craven set out to make Swamp Thing? I mean, what Swamp Thing turned out to be? Your comment made me think of how rarely filmmakers express complete satisfaction in the final product. We can’t all be Scorsese, but if you set your sights on Scorsese, you may end up a Soderbergh or a De Palma (don’t quibble, they’re examples). Just thoughts. If your happy with the work you produce, that’s all that really matters, on a personal level. And Michael Bay ended up in the Criterion Collection so, you know, I’m crossing my fingers for Skull Forest.

      • Hale

        Oh wow, wasn’t expecting this. Okay, I came off a little rough their, but yeah, definitely respect that you are trying. However, if budget is the issue, why not wait a bit more between movies? That way, you could build a more sizable war chest, and take the money that would go into a couple of movies and invest them in one. Unless there’s another issue, like a contract or deal?

        • Percy Gryce

          Sometimes it’s best not to look behind the curtain.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Mark and Joe have really nailed it again! Great episode of Best of the Worst, especially the bit about Dick Evans. Jake had some great parts, too. All around a well balanced episode, with random asides, good jokes, and great points about the films. I enjoyed Jamie’s laughter, too.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’m sure he says ‘Hank you’.

    Oh god that was bad…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    A) Why do you fuck her with the mask?… how does it fit?

    B) Be honest, you don’t have a girlfriend.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Jack and Jay? I’m too lazy to go back and re-watch bits and pieces to try to figure it out.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Meteorites are meteoroids that make it to the surface of a celestial body. These mainly originate from asteroids or comets, so meteorites aren’t just ‘asteroids that survive the fall through Earth’s atmosphere’. While closely resembling the truth, your definition is still wrong.

  • catnep

    thatsrightjay, good eye!

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    I really enjoyed this one. RLM knows how to make art.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Glad I’m not the only one that enjoyed this. Would have liked it more if they only censored the dudes, though, but that may be because I’m a secret pervert.

      Well, no longer a ‘secret’…

      • ident

        Don’t be ashamed, brother. There’s always room for one more at pinkfilteredmiddleagedwomenlovers.com.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Len Kabasinski is in the comments section, making good points and earning my respect. This is a bigger plot twist than any M. Night Sham-wow-a-mow-a-lawn movie!

    • Mark Bisone

      What do you price your respect at these days, Taco?

      Please provide your answer as an adjusted US treasury bond value, not in terms of your unintelligible Canadadian snowflake & seashell “money”.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Snowflakes and moose-pelts? That’s rather stereotypical, don’t you think? We’ve moved on as a nation…

        Now we use Canadian Tire money and Tim Horton’s coupons as currency.

        • Now I Get It
          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Those beavers don’t look angry to me.

          • Now I Get It

            That’s ’cause when the Bank of Canada switched from moose pelts to Tim bucks or whatever, the Mint also stopped circulating castors as coins. Besides, who in this world can stay angry at an American? Seriously.

          • Len Kabasinski

            I used to love Shamwowamowalawn…my fav of his works being UNBREAKABLE. but in terms of A-list budget stuff my speed is more ESCAPE PLAN (loved it.). but as I said earlier, chances are if people know what im talking about when I say ELVES, KING OF THE KICKBOXERS, DUNE WARRIORS or anything done by Action International Pictures…then we’re prolly friends. that’s the cinema I love.

    • Now I Get It

      It was a couple of days ago, but Len K. accidently replied to my beaver castors post, when he meant to reply to your Sham-wow… post – in case you missed it.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Thanks. I just found it now.

  • TapewormBike

    I agree, but I do not think they are after so well known disasters:)

  • Tiffany Gerik

    By far one of the best episodes yet. I’ve had to watch it twice. The bear costume coincidence is just too much for me. I lose it every time. Thank you for the great videos!

    • Percy Gryce

      Only twice? Piker.

    • bb-15

      I also saw it twice. All around great episode including with the Pizza Bear appearance in the photo/film.

  • nocomment

    Gene Simmons was NOT Sammi Curr!?! But Sammi looked exactly like Gene in Never too young to die! What a drag…

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Did you end with a pun? If so, upvoted. If not, still upvoted.

      • nocomment

        I think it’s a double pun, cause he is a Drag in Never and it’s is a drag that it’s not him in Trick, And Sammi looks like a Drag – Damn it’s a triple pun! Eat your heart out George Carlin! [love that guy]

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          George Carlin? Where does he come into this? Also, he was awesome. RIP GC.

          • nocomment

            He had a monologue in witch he made a double pun, and pointed it out to the audience.

          • ident

            That was all of them.

  • Quonk II

    Good golly, Jessi looks hawt in that bee costume. I have a new fetish now. Mike, you lucky bastard, you.

    • ident

      You’re making it weird.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Yeah, he should really beehave.

        • Captain Imabadguy

          Bee nice.

          • TapewormBike

            Wasp that an attempt to joke you losebzzzz?

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            That’s SO bad.

          • TapewormBike

            Agreed. Hive Five!

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      It’s all fun and games until someone gets a restraining order.

  • nocomment

    I think you guys should have at least one Movie discussion panel with Jessi and Gillian. Four guys all the time or three guys and one girl some times seems a bit chauvinistic. Get more of the chick vote for once. Two girls, two guys would be a fair … panel. Or R U afraid? :D

    • ident

      I have a strong feeling your interest in seeing two girls on the show at the same time are not entirely honorable.

      • nocomment

        …you got me.

    • Hank

      Yeah, we gotta make sure the guys got a case of the not-gays, otherwise people gonna start talkin’ and assume they are just a bunch of gays.

      By the way, when is the Black Monster Dicks 2 Review coming out? I’ve been waiting years for this but never got what we were promised… Stoklasa you haaaaaaaaaaack

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Or they can keep doing whatever they like with their content. They don’t have to meet some gender-quota.

      Perhaps in their circle of friends, more guys are interested in watching shit movies and then discussing them on camera as a form of entertainment for others. Perhaps they don’t have many female friends. Perhaps their female friends are busy with their own stuff. Perhaps in their country it just happens to be that more males care about film and film reviews/dissections than females.

      Perhaps I’m being redundant and over-explaining myself while secretly thinking U R a moron. :D

      • nocomment

        Wow, really. It’s a show bathed in irony and you can’t recognize it in a comment, you jump at me like I kicked your puppy? Perhaps you should back off and learn to think more.

        • Mark Bisone

          Learn all about it in my new educational video!

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqekGnn6f7g#t=1

          • nocomment

            Well played, good sir.

          • Now I Get It

            Not that anyone asked me, but…
            en.redletterpedia.org/fanart/Bisone_Hackfraud-Hearts

          • Mark Bisone
          • Now I Get It

            Let’s call it a non-link, for today. But tomorrow…?

          • Percy Gryce

            I love how you use the “en” prefix in the server name–no doubt on the assumption that Redletterpedia will be translated into dozens of languages.

          • Now I Get It

            Yes, so many bricks to lay end to end and around the world – nl, hu, ja, ru, cs, and so forth – where the boys will face, among other obstacles to trade, stiff competition from the world’s most challenging pornographers.

            Still, just as Mike knew from the start that his life’s work would be to put Rich on camera, I know that I will one day bring RLP to a world addicted to the corrosive confection of American cinema.

            No matter what.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            RLP? What’s the P stand for? Porn?

          • Now I Get It

            I pray it doesn’t come to that, but if it does, I was thinking of ghetto-ising a sister site as, say, en.redletterX.org, ’cause it’s literary AND dirty.

          • ident

            The lesser languages will catch on eventually.

          • Percy Gryce

            I love how you use the “en” prefix in the server name–no doubt on the assumption that Redletterpedia will be translated into dozens of languages.

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          You’re absolutely right. I totally jumped at you by making decent points and when I ended it by calling you a moron in the same vein you ended your comment.

          I’m backing off to my thinking box where I’ll learn to think more. Should I also wear my thinking cap?

          • nocomment

            The cap that says “I’m with stupid” pointing to me will suffice.

      • nocomment

        “Perhaps in their country [,,,] more males care about film” R U trying to say that you know this for a fact [that's pretty chauvinistic], cause I go to a lot of “bad movie” screenings and the male/female ratio is quite well balanced. But than again I’m not from their country. And also I don’t care what country anyone comes from, but perhaps I’m not a nationalistic flag lover like you.

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          My whole point is that the reason there are more guys than girls in these videos is because there are more guys than girls taking part in making these videos. Evidence? The videos they’ve made.

          I highly doubt they’re going to specifically ask for females to be in their videos just so they can meet a gender-quota. I’m sure they’re open to people, regardless of gender, to join in their discussions. They seem to rotate the cast and even have a few cameos.

          My quote, which you didn’t finish and took out of context, went on to specify “film reviews/dissections”, which goes along with what I previously said about “discussing them on camera as a form of entertainment for others”. From the many various review shows I’ve seen [from movies to gaming to technology], it seems there are more males than females, which one could extrapolate to mean that males have a stronger interest in these things than females.

          The fact that the two sexes care about things to varying degrees is not sexist nor is it chauvinistic. The male/female ratio of watching films may be a lot closer, it may even be even or tip in favour of females, but when it comes to reviewing films and dissecting them for the pleasure of others, it generally seems males have a stronger interest.

          What I’m saying is that these videos reflect the reality of the people around them who want to take part in making their videos and there happens to be more males than females as we see from the many videos they’ve done.

          This has nothing to do with chauvinism nor being a nationalistic flag lover. Hell, I’m from Canadaland, and while being proud of this I wouldn’t call myself a patriot [even though I personally find our flag to be so attractive I'd make love to it, if that's what you meant by a flag lover...].

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Any time I see a wall of long text, I immediately think the person is full of shit.

          • nocomment

            Yeah… I’m ashamed to say that’s what I meant by flag lover. I thought I was the only one so I’m just putting it out there as if it’s not me.

            P.S. My “decent points” as you write in a comment a bit down, were a try at reverse psychomachauology to try and get the guys to have Jessi and Gillian in one discussion.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            I’m just an asshole with a keyboard. Nothing personal. :)

            PS – I wouldn’t mind Jessi and Gillian being in more episodes.

          • Mark Bisone

            I used to pork the Candyladia flag at least twice a week. Then one morning I found this foxy little bitch strutting her stuff down at Turtle Bay.

            HUBBA-HUBBA!!!

  • Drew Hickman

    The Director of Trick or Treat was Toad from American Graffiti

    • TapewormBike

      Where is my mind you ask, Frank Black? Right there, blown by a man in a jester hat.

      • TapewormBike

        Who, as it appears, changed his pic, making me look like stupid dick.

        • Drew Hickman

          LoL

          • TapewormBike

            Now, you’re just fucking with me dude. I for one, approve of such attitude

  • Jack Ward Fincham

    So…do they realise that Dick the birthday boy has quite a different meaning in the UK?

    • TapewormBike

      Blimey!

    • ident

      What does it mean in the UK?

      • Jack Ward Fincham

        Well, let’s use it in a sentence.
        “It was a good hard dicking.”

        Is that clearer?

        • ident

          So the same thing it means everywhere, then.

          • Jack Ward Fincham

            My apologies, the yanks I asked at work said if someone was dicking it meant wasting time or procrastinating, they hadn’t encountered this usage.

          • Now I Get It

            But it’s still only in England that a penis is called a “lift,” right?

          • DogSwallow

            “Dicking around” means wasting time. “Dick” means penis. If you said “He gave her a good, hard dicking” people woudl get what you meant, but Americans rarely use it as a verb.

          • ident

            As an American, I disagree on the rarity of its usage. It’s not as common as other ways of saying it, but I’ve heard “good dicking” and “deep dicking” often enough.

          • DogSwallow

            I mean it’s used in certain circles. But I’m not surprised that peopel wouldn’t have heard it.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Used in certain circles? Like, in circles fer jerking?

          • Real Quantum

            I bet you heard it said by several male voices behind you.

          • ident

            On a good night.

          • stoopsmcoops

            “He gave her a good, hard waste of her time.”

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Well, depending on how good they are in the sack, that might be an appropriate summary.

          • Billy_Whizz

            Yeah, ‘dicking about’ means ‘wasting time’ in the UK too

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            I hear in the UK your ‘boot’ means our ‘trunk’ and your ‘shoe’ means our ‘Satan worshipper’.

          • Percy Gryce

            Bird means chick and chemist means pharmacist.

            It’s like those Brits have a different word for everything.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Also, do you guys have RCMP over there?

          • Percy Gryce

            We sent our eunuchs over to England to work with you.

    • TapewormBike

      Why? Why didn’t his parents just call him Wank Evans?!

      • Joe Syxpac

        Or Finger Evans…
        Hump Evans?
        Touch Evans?
        Jump Evans?
        Tongue Evans?
        Spank Evans?
        Cornhole Evans?
        Fist Evans?

        Aw crap, I’m lost in a forest again.

        • TapewormBike

          I came to a conclusion, that Rich is perfect in all ways, and to question that fact is a blasphemy in eyes of Evansgelical church.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Haha. ‘Came’.

          • TapewormBike

            You get ideas outside of orgasms? That reminds me..wait, I gotta clean up.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Haha. ‘Orgasms’.

  • ident

    No fun. Christians love to be mocked. Or “persecuted”, as they like to say.

  • Kjellmand

    But… where was Ozzy Osbourne?

    • Mark Bisone

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        This is like the reverse of The Ring.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    You’re making it weirder. That restraining order is looking even more possible with each new comment.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    So, Jamie reminds me a lot of Plinkett at the 1:37 mark when he says, “Why would you do that? We already know how it ends.” He’s asking James Cameron why he would make a movie about Titanic. Even his voice sounds like Plinkett when saying these lines.

    http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/james-cameron.htm

    • Now I Get It

      Exactly, and then – if you watch the subsequent segments – after they prove that Jack didn’t have to die at the end, Cameron didn’t go back and remake his movie. So, that’s two mythbustings (the other being Plinkett), two holes in the hull, and Cameron remains unsinkable – but only in his brain.

  • TapewormBike

    I think he was more or less trying to channel/make fun of Len. Who, as we now know can defend himself and his work via providing pretty clear and intelligent points, so maybe we will know what was up with the moon footage someday.

    • Mark Bisone
    • Percy Gryce

      If old Jorge showed up here, would you start loving JarJar?

      • TapewormBike

        Whoa whoa there. Stop putting words in my mouth, alongside Lens dick. All I said,is the man can actually articulate a coherent point, I did not mention anything about quality of his movies. They look educationally bad. So bad, in fact, that it makes me interested to hear what the man has to say, now that I know it doesn’t involve crazy laughter and throwing fieces. When Darth Lucas talks about his movies, it usually makes me angry, because he seems to have no understanding of them. And for the record, I dont’t love Jar Jar. It’s purely sexual.

  • TapewormBike

    Am I the only one, who after reading Lens comments, feels like watching his movies with his commentary? Or OR his plus RLM guys commentary?

    • Len Kabasinski

      my latest ones don’t have any because the distros generally don’t want the indies with commentary and such anymore. they just try to give you cool artwork and throw the movie on there. some of my films from Brain Damage Films have commentary on them. but generally I think distros find indie stuff pretentious when putting stuff like this one there. get the film, watch the bullets/blood/boobs, insert next film and repeat. don’t bastardize the films with fluff

      • ident

        Could always sell it on iTunes. RLM sells commentary tracks on bandcamp.com.

    • Rob Goodwyn

      what an amazing coincidence. “len” started his twitter account two days after this video was posted. smells like a fake to me.

      • TapewormBike

        Or he just wanted to react to public critique of his work? I say whatever, if he is fake, maybe he is better than the real one.

      • ident

        So what’s the real Len’s account? Or was that the limit of your inquiry?

  • Amos Os

    Too bad about Night Beast; I love that laser battle. I’m a big sucker for a fusillade of 70s laser fire (see Starcrash).

  • Len Kabasinski

    local celebrity! haha…..if only some of the other indie guys around erie were ‘good’ enough to get stuff out there, I think the guys here might ‘enjoy’ their stuff. They make me look like Kubrick. but honestly, im no ‘rockstar’, im married, have 2 wonderful boys, and really honestly love b-movie cinema. in a film scene (esp locally) FULL of posers & fakes…I just try to be myself. if people know what I mean when I say KING OF THE KICKBOXERS or ELVES or DUNE WARRIORS….then we’re prolly friends.lol

  • Len Kabasinski

    yeah…some of my fav action stars right there. for my bday one time I received form my sister the AMERICAN NINJA II: THE CONFRONTATION theatrical poster. Mr. James passed away so young…im sure he had at least 20 more ninja films in him

  • Duckler

    Great job guys. Two thumbs sewn up!

  • Yakov

    they said i couldn’t play here, but then i died!

  • TapewormBike

    No? I am hungry, but I will not consume spam.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Spam is actually pretty good when fried.

      • TapewormBike

        Nah, I’ll just stick to eating babies. Raw. With wasabi paste. Crying.

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          I only eat fetuses. They improve my debilitating health greatly! Hell, I used to be a quadriplegic, but now I have SUPERPOWERS!

          • TapewormBike

            Oh, the abortion diet. Wish I had your will.

      • ident

        I’ve heard that before. Always just tastes like SPAM to me.

        • TapewormBike

          I hate when the enlarged penises get stuck between my teeth. Oh and spam, yeah, that’s bad.

      • Hale

        Spam supposedly tastes alot like human flesh. It’s great if you’ve ever been curious about cannibalism, but don’t want to go to jail or be a creepy weirdo. Though I suppose being curious about being a cannibal in the first place is creepy.

        • TapewormBike

          “I ate bunch of spam with some fava beans and nice chianti” just doesn’t have a good ring to it.

          • Hale

            True. But I guess if you wanna get off eating people, spam’s a nice way of easing out of it. Sorta like a nicotine patch. Or O’Dweed’s.

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          Ever hear of Issei Sagawa?

          • Hale

            I dunno, spam has a bit more of a charm to it than tuna. Plus fucking Sagawa.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            My friend showed me the video from Vice. I had seen the first maybe 7 minutes of the 30 some minute video before. I watched the whole thing this Halloween with her and friends. Disturbing.

          • Hale

            The fact that he was hired as a food critic afterwards would be hilarious…if he was a character in a black comedy and not a real life people-eater.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Wait until Michael Bay turns it into a movie just like he did with Pain & Gain. Real life murderers and fucked up people? HA! Hilarious comedy with fart jokes.

          • TapewormBike

            I wonder when the next Dahmer review is coming.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            I want to see that. Isn’t it Jeremy Renner that plays him? They don’t do it as a black comedy, do they? :O

          • TapewormBike

            Oh well, the joke died on the way to your reply I guess:). And yeah, that movie is one of two movies I actually think Renner excells in (second being Hurt Locker, predictably).

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            My desire to see that film and reply seriously overrode any jokes I was going to make. :P

          • Now I Get It

            I’d heard of neither Sagawa nor Vice. Both embody things you don’t see often. Glad you mentioned them.

        • Meester Smeeth

          It’s not just spam though, is it? I thought it was pork in general that supposedly tasted like human flesh. Either way, it’s comforting to know that, should I find myself in a position where I must resort to cannibalism, human meat tastes like pig. Because I quite like pig. Of course, being a fat guy I’d most likely be the first in the pot. Or on the spit-roast. Depends on who I was with, I guess.

          • Hale

            And according to the FDA, human meat is now too unhealthy to eat. Enjoy your excessive calories and cholesterol.

          • Joe Syxpac

            Was there a time when the FDA recommended eating human flesh?

          • Now I Get It

            More and more cannibals are eating healthy these days, so, I just hint I’m not free range and they lose interest. Usually. The trick is to be subtle.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    ‘Poopfeast420′? Love it. That’s all I wanted to say.

  • ident

    I think Mike was doing what you described and attempting to speak for the viewers, but the rest thought he was mocking Kabasinski’s knowledge and Mike just played it off. If you look hard, though, in the next shot he was clearly fighting back tears of shame and indignation at the perceived betrayal of his colleagues.

  • ident

    I hesitate even to respond to you because I don’t wish to be caught into some devious ironic trap of loose or wayward verbiage, but here it goes…It was well explained in the video. Watch it again.

    • Sébastien St-Pierre Robert

      I watched the bit in the video four times, asshole.

      • ident

        So then you understood it. My work here is done.

  • ident

    You say that as if there were other things to love about the shirt besides the double entendre. Were there commenters who loved the melancholy shade of gray, the particular texture of the fabric or the kerning of the letters?

  • TapewormBike

    Not necesarilly though. Smart people can enjoy and make dumb fun. In my eyes, Gorilla Interrupted is on par with anything that guy John Milton spewed out, but some poor souls might see it as a great dumb schlocky ride, made by highly intelligent self aware people. And Garret (just kidding, you annoying loveable person you).

    • ident

      Wow…that physically hurt. I wonder if the world is ready for that an intense an irony. John Milton, RIP.

      • TapewormBike

        Physically hurt, huh? Well, I am a sadist, so – fuck Shakespeare, Yates smelled funny and Whitman was a dummy who wrote about grass.

        • TapewormBike

          And Fitzgerald was fake and gay, but hey, what is new there.

        • ident

          People have said such since those authors put pen to page. I shan’t sully this webspace any longer with the nontrivial or the sincere. I fear, even if I wrapped my ardency in thick, downy layers of cynicism and irony, you would still reach right through and pluck out my heart.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Has anyone spent part of their birthday going through RLM comments? I’m asking because that’s what part of my birthday day has consisted of. Not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.

    • TapewormBike

      DICK THIS BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!!!!

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Oh shit… females only, please.

        • TapewormBike

          A pegging enthusiast, I pressume. But to answer your question, who the fuck cares what you are doing on your birthday? I don’t mean that in a derogatory way towards you, just generally. The older I get, the less I care about any obligations I or people close to me should have regarding the only time it is not creepy to be in your mothers vagina. Seriously, if you have fun, it’s a non issue.

          • TapewormBike

            Had it been, say, you girlfriends birthday, then you should worry. But as an amateur ethologist, I find that human females have a variety of ways to signal dissaprovement of their mate having too much fun.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            What girlfriend?…

          • TapewormBike

            Well, even the potential ones.

    • Joe Syxpac

      You lucky bastard! That’s what I wanted to do for my birthday.

    • catnep

      Happy birthday, Taco! You were even cuter than Dick Evans.

      http://zawks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/baby-taco-costume-200×180.jpg

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Still have that suit. Ahh, memories.

        • Now I Get It

          What, like you remember birthdays? Christmas? Child support? What are you waiting for, a DNA test? Look at that face. Cad.

          http://media.kansas.com/smedia/2013/10/07/15/46/GRIRu.SlMa.80.jpeg

          • catnep

            His face is pleading “not the hot sauce!”

          • TapewormBike

            Well, you are the one to call that:)

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Fuck that pussy right in the taco…

          • Now I Get It

            Aaarghhh! The Catnep Prophesy is true! The hottie’s sauce is coming!

            http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/users/5388/5867/avatar92.jpg?1385238354

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            I didn’t even notice the photos before. Those are back from when I was only 9. The good ol’ days.

          • Now I Get It

            You didn’t? You changed your pic so quickly, I was afraid that I’d spoiled the bottom one for you by posting it as a joke. Sorry if that was the case. It’s the hazard of the gag gift, as Mike said.

            But nine or not – I find that hard to believe of the bottom pic – you definitely had a well-formed look. For my part, I looked 14 till I was about 27, which had an odd appeal of its own.

            As for aging gracefully, it looks like each new pic, including old ones you might repost, will automatically show up here as part of an album of sorts. Fitting for someone about to pass 1000 posts.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            When I viewed them last, the top and bottom were the same [both the 2nd photo of me looking up]. Switching photos to me covered in mud had nothing to do with this. :P However, my recent change does, as I didn’t know you could upload your own photo. BAM!

            1,000 posts? I thought I was already past 1,100?

          • Now I Get It

            Weelll, 1,000 RLM posts. (I shouldn’t say anything, but if you can average 10/day, the site’s throwing you a bash this weekend. Try to look surprised – in your photo.)

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            I honestly haven’t bothered figuring out how to navigate through the Disqus thing. Where do you find how many comments you’ve posted on certain webzones?

          • Now I Get It

            Yeah, Dingus can be a confounding entity. Fortunately, they made that information easy to find.

            If you hover over your avatar on this very page, up comes a mini window. Click on “edit profile” and you’ll go, via pop-up, to your “Disqus Dashboard.” Then if you click your avatar on that page, up comes a much larger window featuring “Profile,” which lists your number of posts for each site. Then if you click on “Activity” you can read the actual posts, but only in date order.

            In fact, you can find those same numbers for anyone you’re following or who has replied to you, provided you click their avatar on your Dashboard page. Whereas if you click any avatar on this site, as I’m sure you already know, you get only the general numbers.

            One caveat: the numbers aren’t always current, even on your Dashboard, depending on how quickly Dingus has done its updates.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Wow, Apprently I have 14 left to go after this one. HUZZAH!

          • Now I Get It

            RLM totals are also available if you click “community” above, just beneath “join the discussion”. Sometimes that number differs from your Dashboard. Sometimes that shit drives me crazy.

          • Percy Gryce

            Wow, I just looked and that’s depressing.

          • Now I Get It

            What is – the sometime disparity between the two totals, or the total itself, which might seem disparate to the quality of your comments?

          • Now I Get It

            Promise that you’ll spend your immortality on earth.

          • catnep

            Thank you for flying Disqus. The exits are at the back, the front, and the sides. Please don’t stand up when the seatbelt light is on and absolutely no smoking. Chewing tobacco is okay if you don’t spit.

          • Now I Get It

            But into what new world would this flight take him?

            He’d clicked “full profile” once already to find that “full” meant a whole pantry dedicated to a single cat, and a night stand packed with light sabers that glowed blue or pink, depending on the User’s mood that evening. “Well, why not?” he laughed, “for such a full and lenient heart?”

            But it was emptiness he’d come home to, though not his own, of course. The network he’d saved once before was again beating at his door. All the networks were. Together they were offering him a king’s ransom just to wake up and think about it over his bagel, the second series that would save all of television and, of course, the nation that would watch it.

            It seemed impossibly cruel to ask him to return to a place that dark, but it was his mind, after all, his imagination. And now that he’d finished his bagel, he’d have to go.

            He spat one last time before leaving to board. His gob was clear. He felt clean. Plus good. He knew the keys to the kingdom would be safe till he returned – but would he?

            He clicked his own profile one last time, to make sure that he’d be full of himself for the journey. Then he was off, around the corner, toward the portal to a darker world.

            http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c00b0d04032260f04a7cfff3b31f37b/tumblr_mh8f1eqwW91qgavwyo1_500.gif

          • catnep

            HAhahahaha. Darkplace! Darkplace! Darkplace!

            http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxe3rdCj3j1r9gzcuo1_400.gif

          • catnep

            I bet nobody knew Taco was a big star in musicals. You can tell he’s about to break into song here! Don’t cry for me taco-tinaaa.

          • Now I Get It

            Agreed. A young man looking out over the footlights, to sing his soul up to the back row, second balcony. However did that flight through the catwalk land him here in Plinkett’s basement? Ah, showbizniz!

      • TapewormBike

        Help, my heart…it feels warmed!

        • Percy Gryce

          What, you have a heart? Lucky bastard.

      • Now I Get It

        Listen, kids, I know these online hook-ups are fun and exciting and all, but…

        http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xp5ENmfG9Cg/UmS5F4uayGI/AAAAAAAAByk/NGpZIPHcwts/s1600/halloween-taco-cat-costume.jpg

        Just sayin’…

        • catnep

          Hahaha. Oh god.

  • ident

    No thanks is necessary. Just glad I could help.

    • Sébastien St-Pierre Robert

      I’m actually just confused. What kind of trolling are you attempting?

      • ident

        I understand your confusion. Like many people you assume that “trolling” is any behavior you don’t like or agree with. Here is a link to the wikipedia article that should clear all of this up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Internet%29

  • TapewormBike

    True, maybe Len is a genius though and we all are unable to process it.

  • proghead777

    “Iss duh curs of da woooUUUUFFF”. That was Godsmack, right? Sounds just like Godsmack. No? Godslap? Zeus Punch? Christ Taunt? Fairy Spank? It had to be something like that.

    • ident

      I seriously doubt Len could get the rights to a Godsmack song. And it doesn’t sound like Godsmack. It sounds like a garage band.

      • Len Kabasinski

        no. not godsmack. lol. just some wannabe rockstar. lol. anyways some fun trivia I guess would be that I talked with reps from both Danzig and Accept to have songs in one of my films. Danzig still far too popular in terms of pricing…the songs ‘living for tonight’ and ‘wrong is right’ by Accept ‘almost’ appeared in WARRIORS OF THE APOCALYPSE…ultimately the distributor advised against using music from bands as they will track you down and hound you for the 4 cents in royalties every year (yes, literally 4 cents)….

        • TapewormBike

          Your distributor seems a bit too frugal:)

        • Mark Bisone

          Makes you wonder why you can’t haggle a lump sum. Something along the lines of, “Here’s eight bucks. Now don’t bug me for the next hundred years.” That’s a 100-year value!

          • ident

            I’m no expert, but I believe there are royalty standard contracts that pretty much everyone follows. Legally speaking, a band could forgo royalties for a lump sum licensing fee, it’s just not common. I hope someone with more knowledge can expand on this.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      I thought you said ‘Christ Taint’.

      • Joe Syxpac

        That’s actually a great name for a band.

        • TapewormBike

          Anybody can do that: Budha Balls, Mohammed Scrotum, Mike Stoklasa Urethra…

    • TapewormBike

      You just made up at least half of those bands. Please?

  • Michael Hoobler

    Omg absolutely laughed my ass off at the showbiz pizza bear. I’m now in pain.

  • ident

    I’m sorry, I’m not following your logic. Can you please expand upon that?

  • Len Kabasinski

    no. ive had a twitter account for quite awhile now….yes. its me. the ‘real Len’ lol….I cant reply to everything or get into chats everyday (have a family, training to do, etc etc) but when I can I like to drop in.

  • Len Kabasinski

    not a genius by any stretch of the imagination. but I graduated from Pitt on the deans list. all the comments from ‘len kabasinski’ are from me indeed. I don’t dick tuck/hide/or be a general punkass that hides behind fake accounts/psuedos etc etc..when I say something; I own it. good or bad I guess….

  • HNSZ

    Glad to see Rich dialed it down a bit. If you recall. best of the worst 9, he was constantly trying to take over the show from Jay and Mike. I think his starring role in space cop may be going to his head. So far it’s vaporware anyway, lazy gits.

    • TapewormBike

      Richs gravitas just naturally pulls all the attention at himself whenever he enters the shot. He is basically skinny Marlon Brando.

      • Percy Gryce

        Rich is skinnier than fat Marlon Brando and fatter than skinny Marlon Brando. Same with Elvis.

  • Percy Gryce

    It’s been 12 days since a new content hit. Man, am I jonesing.

    • TapewormBike

      Im afraid, since the last one was on Halloween, that we are gonna get videos only on major holidays. So, Thanksgiving and Christmas is next, then see ya till Easter.

      • Percy Gryce

        Been there, done that. The Plinkett review of AOTC came out on Easter 2010 (on the Gregorian calendar). I made the same prediction then. But I was wrong. It’s obvious now that the boys post their stuff as soon as it’s ready (barring any prior announcement or event–like a steaming, er, ah, streaming Plinkett-fest).

      • Showbiz Pizza Bear

        Dost thou forget National Pig Day on March 1st?

    • Mark Bisone

      You said it, brother. I might have to start working on a Josck video, just to pass the time.

      (Yes, that is a fucking threat.)

      • Percy Gryce

        A Josh/Jack slash vid–no doubt set to the tune of “Man in Motion”?!?!

        I look forward to the Youtube awesomeness.

        • Mark Bisone

          FUCK THAT BULLSHIT!

          Rich Evans is and always will be the Man in Motion.

          • Percy Gryce

            Take it easy, Group Captain.

            But I can only think of one mate who can meet Rich Evans’s impossibly high standards: that would be Rich Evans himself.

      • Mark Bisone

        Eureka! It worked.

        • Percy Gryce

          And, just in case PETA is watching, no small animals were harmed in the pagan rituals you practiced.

  • Sir Asdfghjkl

    Jussssss’ sayin’, guyssss

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8ZjhklL_RU

  • http://www.youtube.com/ac1dchr15t ac1d

    Have seriously not been able to rid my mind of the Dick The Birthday Boy slogan for the last 2 weeks and I don’t know why…Get out of my BraAaAiIiIn

    • TapewormBike

      It can never be undone, it will never go away…

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Fork in the brain, fork in the brain, fork in the brain…

  • EJo

    I like how the camera goes to Dutch angle at the end.

  • Paul

    In case you didn’t know: The score for “Night Beast” was actually composed by the young J. J. Abrams.

    • Andrew

      Fuck me, you’re right! I thought you were joking, but there it is on his IMDb page…

      • http://www.therobotspajamas.com/ RobotsPJs

        What can’t that guy do?

        • TapewormBike

          Decide what his first name is.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      I hope he scores Star Wars Episode VII as well!!!!!!!1!!!!

      • Jonah Falcon

        I…. think John Williams has that covered.

  • sepiajack

    Just noticed you can see the silhouette of the show biz pizza bear dancing at the concert from an earlier part of the movie before it dies.

    • TapewormBike

      shiver down my spine

  • winzentween

    who is the sexy bee girl who appears in many of these videos???

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Best of the Best*

  • John G

    You guys got to do Dark Angel
    (1990) at some point.

  • Chris Pendlebury

    Everyone was here apart from Wizard, where was he?

  • Jonah Falcon

    Hey, Rifftrax actually did a VOD of The Galaxy invader! http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/galaxy-invader

  • RichEvansFan#1

    Sometimes…

  • RRB

    Mike is so adorable in his trek outfit and when he really believes his phaser will do terrible things to those he aims at. So cute!

  • Old Ben

    I spent many a birthday with the Showbiz Pizza Bear, Billy Bob.

  • nat

    so many man-titties in this episode

  • jnorris441

    What’s weird is Nightbeast was made BEFORE Galaxy Invader

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