Best of the Worst: Direct-to-Video Horror

April 1, 2014763 Comments

For our first Best of the Worst of April, the gang looks at three direct-to-video horror films, which collectively feature such A-list talent as Clint Howard, Casper Van Dien, and Coolio.

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  • https://twitter.com/theericlarson Obscure Cactus

    is this an April Fool’s joke?

  • jezoc

    Rich Evans the ever-present setpiece of our nightdreams

  • diehounderdoggen

    “The doubling effect was the worst I’ve seen since the eeiighties?”
    -Jay, Jack and Jill review

  • Charisma

    The joke is that they’re productive human beings.

  • Brandon Dwyer

    Skip to 15:32. Best joke ever. I laughed so hard I blacked out.

  • metalraygear

    :D

  • onenil

    Subliminal Rich Evans!

    I saw Ice Cream Man years ago. It really is a piece of shit.

  • Magnus

    You had to ruin it, didn’t you?

  • Robert Fitl

    I own Dracula 3000. It’s the one of the worst movies ever made.

  • tsjoot

    Forever will I look for Rich Evans in the shadows

  • dollar store cashier wife

    rich evans at 2:53-method acting at it’s best.

  • https://twitter.com/theericlarson Obscure Cactus

    I’m a child of divorce, give me a break

  • NobodyLikesMilhouse

    I hate myself for loving RLM.

  • Wasperheimer

    Aw, I really looked forward to discussion about Ice Cream Man, I loved that movie.

  • Dolfanar

    That was the worst thing since my son…

  • B.J.D

    Coolio … I always wondered what happened to him. Now we know.

  • Svas Tara

    yay! new stuff! :D

  • bob665

    One of the better jokes.

  • http://jestermacsspace.tumblr.com/ Jester Mac

    Is that rich evans jerking off in the back room?

  • Chris Korhonen

    Watching 24 minutes of black screen on RLM is still better than watching Man of Steel.

  • Zappasolid

    WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, WHAAAAAT?

  • Magnus

    You can’t go through life making excuses for yourself like that. Your past does not define you. Unless you let it.

  • https://twitter.com/theericlarson Obscure Cactus

    After spilling paint in the garage my old man looked me dead straight in the eye and said “I’m divorcing your mother champ” Try living with that knowledge.

  • Maverique

    Background Rich Evans is the greatest, creepiest thing ever.

  • durhay

    That guy should get a phrenology map tattooed on his head.

  • Jayless

    Too soon it is it.

  • Bill

    funny

  • kjellmakrell

    See you in hell!

  • Striker, Ted

    He resides in the dark shadows of your mind.

  • DeathoftheEndless7

    I thought you were actually going to review my copy of Dracula 3000!! You’re tearing me apart, Lisa! You betrayed me! You’re not good. You, you’re just a chicken. Chip-chip-chip-chip-cheep-cheep. As far as I’m concerned, you can drop off the earth. That’s a promise.

  • Memoman

    Oh thank god! The only thing worst than having HITB withdrawals for so long is having an episode that you cannot watch come out!

    I don’t want to spoil anything about Grand Budapest Hotel, and god knows when it’s getting around my neckbeard of the woods. In the meantime BoTW will keep the delirium tremens subdued.

    (This before watching. In case it’s some April fool’s, cruel, cruel joke.)

  • Ledechev

    I know people said Jay looks hot with a beard, but he really let himself go.

  • Jose

    Oh you sons of bitches. Best episode yet.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    They said that I could watch one more video before my death sentence.
    I said that all I wanted was to see the new Best of the Worst.



    God hates me.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    WIZARD?! Is that you?

  • Rei Grim

    Fucking hipsters! 20 minutes of black screen isn’t art! RLM ruined my childhood!

  • Bravo Romeo

    Oh jesus. Oh god. Oh jesus. Oh god. WHAT’S HAPPENING. WHY IS THIS.

  • LukeMM95

    I couldn’t concentrate with Rich Evans in the background.

  • http://flesheatingbug.deviantart.com/ Som

    I love that bit at 22.56, epic! You guys should duo more often

  • Jean-François Martel

    to be fair, these days Straight to Video/VOD horror is often better than theatrical stuff. But these movies do seem kinda old so let’s see (what i said being a fairly recent phenomenon).

  • Jean-François Martel

    his presence is hypnotizing.

  • Jean-François Martel

    18:10 is where it’s at

  • Jean-François Martel

    for a moment i thought the bald dude had a twin or something, then i saw the other guy and it clicked.

  • http://solo4357.blogspot.com/ Solo4357

    Well done. Seeing Rich Evans in both shots was well worth being punked.

  • DoobzMcgee

    I want that 28:47 minutes of my life back..

  • marko112kg

    I HATE YOU MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS POSSIBLE TO HATE!

  • ident

    April 1st, the most passive-aggressive day of the year.

  • Jason

    I remember someone saying about the Grown Ups 2 review that they should’ve added 20 minutes of black screen to fool people into thinking it was a real review. Do these hackfrauds just steal all their ideas from the comments section?

  • Jason

    Alfred Hitchcock is the poor man’s Rich Evans.

  • Fangs

    I just knew it was a prank by skimming through the comments. If I don’t get to see Jay in the very 1st minute I just stop watching it.

  • Eric Anonymous

    Curiously, I’ve seen Dracula 3000….

    But yeah. Video.

    You guys got me.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    See you on the other side!!

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    You were going to waste that time anyways.

  • Meester Smeeth

    I was enjoying that.

  • castlemonster

    Who didn’t know that Mike and Jay take April 1st off? It’s their Holy Day!

  • Jason

    Yes, everyone should know they spend all of April 1st ritually choking little boys to appease their pagan god, Gary Coleman.

  • http://www.codeofthewild.com/ SeanJJordan

    Did my eyes deceive me, or was Rich Evans hiding in the background, Hitchcock-style, in all of the discussion scenes?

  • cabbo

    Youtube? Well, I never.

  • jason

    fuck yooooooooooou

  • Otto Torrens

    …. Words cannot express the disappointment on my face. You win a Michael Bay Disappointment award.

  • Cameron Vale

    I wanted to learn about his mysterious frozen treat.

  • Mark Bisone

    400% more creepy clowns in this one. Thanks for the nightmare fuel, you horrible bastards.

  • cabbo

    Shout-outs to background Rich.

  • Mark Bisone

    I rather enjoyed your review of movie #166683.2, but the lack of sound made it difficult to focus on my twitter feed.

    Luckily, my apartment is filled with chainsaws these days.

  • http://raptr.com/celozzip/wall celozzip

    what a load of shit. i don’t know whether i’m relieved i didn’t have to try and sit through half an hour of those two cunts or pissed off we got a lame prank video.

  • TJ

    Came expecting April Fools joke, got what I expected, was still disappointed.

  • tjp77

    FUCK YOU RICK BERMAN. AND MIKE AND JAY.

  • Mark Nash

    Jay! You left in a frame of Black.

  • AdamCoates

    Laughed til I almost puked when I noticed Rich in the background.

  • omitted

    This video needed 110% more Jay… naked

  • Fartastic

    KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

  • Dolfanar

    It was stylistically designed to be that way…

  • catnep

    Jack and Wizard and Wack and Jizard.

  • thefantasticmr

    You’re being had people! You can stop watching the video, now, okay buddy? Hang up the old hat you’re wearing!

  • Edward Vitkauskas Jr.

    Nice joke… I think… It’s become apparent that without Mike, Jay, and Rich…. I have other things to do lol

  • Benedict from Shrewsbury

    Aww Jack and the Wizard would’ve been a perfect pair of discussion buddies to plumb these clowny depths. The idea of you two doing a BOTW isn’t a twisted April fools joke, you should do it more often

  • catnep

    toenut nut
    toenut nut
    toenut nut nut nut

  • Robotpals

    Settled down on my lunch break to watch the new Best of the Worst. I shoulda known. Background Rich for President.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Dull razors takes the guilt away.

  • Drain

    What a dicktease. But I’m still thankful they didn’t put Nukie in this video. Then I would have been upset. I want that to make it to a real video.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    So dense….

  • Jason

    would’ve been even better if they had just switched shirts with each other. they’re the same size, after all.

  • Zero Sum

    Holy shitballs, I was just talking to a friend of mine about ‘Ice Cream Man’ last night. It’s one of those movies that people don’t believe really exist when you explain the premise to them. I think you’re right about it being Clint Howard’s only starring role ever. Also might be the only film he ever did that wasn’t directed by his brother….

  • maggit

    Hack frauds!

  • maggit

    Bizzarro Jack and Bizzarro Wizard.

  • Gene Parmesan

    I’ve never doubted my excitement in new RLM content so much.

  • catnep

    Where’d the toenut shirt go?

  • Thanatos2k

    Ok, you have successfully trained my brain to look for Rich Evans standing motionless in the background. I spotted him right away.

  • Zero Sum

    Posted this before I finished watching the video :( I was really looking forward to Rich’s ear-piercing laughter at the scene where they shove a giant syringe full of green goo into Clint Howard’s brain. Also, the marshmallows in the rocky road are made of eyeballs. A true diamond in the rough :)

  • Jason

    a continuity error? well that’s just lazy.

  • Thanatos2k

    Oh I guess he watched it all

  • catnep

    Wizard has more wardrobe changes than David Lee Roth!

  • Jason

    it’s to give the girls and women something interesting to look at.

  • Jason
  • Cameron Vale

    I once jokingly commented that they could make an episode of BotW with both Mike and Jay absent, and greenscreen a second Wizard into the shot to make up the difference. This seems like a similar idea.

  • Fangs

    If just Jay accounts for 100%. Jay naked would be something around 135%. I can tell by looking at any man’s countenance how big his cock is. I assure you, Jay’s throbbing mast of sheer pleasure is humongous.

  • Jason

    Hackfraudery, thy name is George Lucas RedLetterMedia.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Well worth watching the whole video. The payoff was hilarious!

  • Now I Get It

    I swear to God, starting at 3:16 I thought 13 Jacks were going to murder 13 Wizards, Pyat Pree-style.

  • Percy Gryce

    That’s one way to squeeze more hipster T-shirts into a BOTW.

  • Meester Smeeth

    He was also sat motionless in the other shot. Is there anything Rich Evans can’t do?

  • Lars

    I think any form of moving pictures would be improved by Rich Evans standing motionless in the background.

    Come to think of it, even 2001 would be better if he would be standing (or floating) somewhere in the back of each shot.

  • Percy Gryce

    Or Agent Smith style.

  • Percy Gryce

    They’re making Mike’s prediction of blank-screen viewing come true.

  • Dolfanar

    They may have gone too far in a few places…

  • WrongWithYourFace

    The video was missing Mike’s mouth-made white noise. Missed opportunity! Unsubscribe!

  • Now I Get It
  • Percy Gryce

    “Punked”? Isn’t that prison slang for being raped by an inmate?

    I think you mean “Punk’d.” That means being raped by Ashton Kutcher.

  • Percy Gryce

    Rich was there, though. He was there.

  • Percy Gryce

    Aren’t memegenerators over too?

  • Percy Gryce

    I knew something was off because it’s only been three days since they posted the new HITB.

  • Percy Gryce

    Too many hipster T-shirts?

  • Percy Gryce

    Some cultures say that that’s how the world is renewed–by the emission of Richevans’s seed.

  • Now I Get It

    Uh, well, only if, uhm… Honestly, if you don’t know already, I couldn’t possibly explain it to you.

  • Percy Gryce

    At first, I thought you wrote “mysterious frozen meat.”

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Why not? Oh… Now I Get It.

  • Now I Get It

    See, this guy fucking gets it. Enough said.

  • http://www.google.net/ Kenny

    I can’t wait for the special edition of this episode. I heard they will be adding 8 more minutes of never before seen black screen! Plus there was supposed to be 4 copies of each of them in the background fighting but they didn’t have the budget.

  • omitted

    Damn, I wish I had your Cock-O-Vision too

  • Percy Gryce

    Are you saying Wizard = Mike + Jay?

    Heresy.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Damn right I do. Wait, is there something on your face?

  • http://www.google.net/ Kenny

    Just wait for the special edition.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Yeah, I can see why people like you would feel that way…

  • Percy Gryce

    But first, the tranya. Gentlemen.

  • Rick_Berman

    Please re-upload, The video ends before Dracula 3000 and.. recon? review. Unsubed and Ebay bids withdrawn.

  • Percy Gryce

    Have you at some time every been appointed by Michael Bay?

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You can’t really be disappointed by him; he always delivers exactly what you’d expect him to.

  • Fangs

    Be careful what you wish for. It can get really overwhelming sometimes.

  • Now I Get It

    I got shot down by a major canon over Trope-istan. I try to help others avoid my mistakes, but this shit with PG just brings it all back. I gotta go…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjXWpK2YqQE

    thanks, man.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    He kind of looks like a child version of Sloth, from the Goonies.

  • Dolfanar

    CHECK YOUR FACTS!

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    If I was gonna get raped, I’d rather it be by Kutcher than an inmate.

    You see, Kutcher can do better than me. Much, much better. So his heart really wouldn’t be in it. I can live with that. An inmate just wants to get his rocks off on his new bitch. That’s the most frightening thing in the world for me.

    Also, Kutcher is probably an amateur at raping people. His inexperience is my reward. He’d be afraid of doing some really terrifying things, whereas a seasoned pro would be inventing new ways to demean me and my virgin b-hole.

    Then there’s the attractiveness factor. At the end of the day, Kutcher is better looking than the overwhelming majority of guys in prison. If there’s a bonus, that’s about the only one that can be found.

    I know I missed your point. I just wanted to make my own.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    So when did all of you come to know and love Rich? For me, it was the Flyin’ Ryan review. From that point on he was the star of the show for me. That laugh is hypnotic.

  • claus

    I made fresh coffee for THIS? Fresh coffee bro! Did anyone else spot MH370 in the background? Nice touch, Lucas.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    Now I finally understand the meaning of ‘being cool about fire safety’.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I’ve loved him as long as I remember. His laugh wiped my long-term memory.

  • Duckler

    Oh my god, it’s another Other Other guy and Guy Who’s Not Other, Other Guy.

  • Lilgreenman

    I prefer Couch Rich Evans to Closet Rich Evans.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    It’s hard to say.
    The very first episode of Half in the Bag that I saw (because my dear old dad, who introduced me to the Plinkett reviews in the first place, recommended it) was The Amazing Spiderman review. The whole time, I was just thinking, “Oh, God, I hope I’m not the ONLY one who hated this movie! Tell me I’m not insane!”
    And they all panned it, even Rich, the comic book nerd. He was a fan of the Spiderman comics. On the internet. And he didn’t fall head-over-heels in love with the movie just because Gwen Stacey was Peter’s high school sweetheart (like the comics!) or that Peter had web-shooters (like the comics!) or that he was unwittingly part of some grand spider conspiracy (like the… wait, WHAT?!). I loved him because he wasn’t the fan of the Raimi movies that Jay was, but he wasn’t such a purist that he was willing to be pandered to by the movie. He even ACKNOWLEDGED that he had some biases with regards to Spiderman– “I’m too big a fan. I don’t think they could get anyone to satisfy me.” You don’t see TOO much self-reflection when people are criticizing shit on the internet.
    I liked his laugh in Flyin’ Ryan (a bit daunting at first, but you get used to it.) I loved him destroying the Star Wars Christmas specials as George Lucas at the… Chicago ComiCon? I think that’s it. And, by the Man of Steel review, I came to realize that Rich truly was the star of the show.
    I just wrote multiple paragraphs where I sucked Richevans’s dick and now I have Richevans gravy all over my face.
    I regret nothing.

  • splimis

    That Rotor poster is awful similar to the original Mad Max poster.

  • TJ

    It is a pretty cool P.O.S.T.O.R.

  • Jape

    I’ve been waiting on a BOTW for weeks. You got me but this is cruel.

  • Gareth Powell

    It’s no wonder I beat my wife when I come home to this.

  • Ren1

    That’s messed up RLM… I was really pumped to watch another segment.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You’re a very thoughtful otter.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    They switched beers, though.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Or underwhelming.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Luckily Mr. Plinkett has given you an easy mashed potatoes recipe…

  • http://www.facebook.com/devin.reynolds.758 Devin Reynolds

    Did you still get “punked” if you saw it coming a mile away? I mean, come on guys, it’s April 1st, did any of us REALLY believe that anything about this video was going to be “on the level?”

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Run fast.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    This is what we deserve after talking about Jovial Bob Stine for weeks on end.

  • http://solo4357.blogspot.com/ Solo4357

    I did get raped by an inmate while watching this video. These things happen.

  • milath

    There’s a couple million frames of black in there. You may wanna give your projects a watch before releasing them. Or was Len Kabasinski the guest editor on this one? :P

    (yes, April Fools. I hope you guys are doing these movies for real tho, they look great)

  • Alex Lee

    We also get double the Rich in this episode.

  • Alex Lee

    You prefer Rich Evans out of the closet?

  • Alex Lee

    If they sold it as a comedy, it would have been in the top 10.

  • Guest

    Haven’t even watched it yet, but I want you guys to know that seeing this video on the front page after a long day has made me unreasonably happy. RLM, you guys f@#$ing own.

  • Liz Frazier

    Wait for it…

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Sure– boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew.

    No, wait, shit… I’m getting the Plinkett Reviews confused with the Eragon trilogy. That happens sometimes.

  • Ogrot

    Jay and Mike have really let themselves go since last time we saw them.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    I’m sure she understands.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    I– I feel bad.

  • Martin the Warrior

    ….aaaand that’s when I learned to never trust anything or anyone ever again.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    This April Fools joke did everything it set out to do– it made me chuckle (not really chuckle so much as smirk and make a dejected “ha” sound), pissed me off and made me kind of afraid to go to bed tonight.
    I have wildly different reactions to this video depending on what mood I’m in. Right now, I just got back from a class that I thought was CANCELLED, because a sign on the door said so, and only my veeeery slow intuition made me turn around (I was on my way home) to see if class was still on. It turned out to be the Will of the Force that I returned to class, because it was TOTALLY still on! Some guy just put the sign on the door as a prank.
    Elation followed by incredible disappointment– such is the nature of April Fools.
    Go fuck yourself, Redlettermedia.
    (I love you.)
    Seriously, you assholes can go die.
    (Just not for a while.)
    Again, fuck you.
    (I’d very much like to.)
    Unsubscribe.
    (I don’t have a youtube account.)
    Cut the Terrance and Phillip shit and tell us who Cartman’s father is!
    (I’m getting my April Fools outrages mixed up now.)

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Almost time!

  • LelouchtheFilial

    This quickly became the most nihilistic episode of BOTW I’ve ever seen.
    This video is SAYING something, man!

  • Percy Gryce

    Funny you should ask. I can date my love affair with RLM precisely. It was this entry on Ann Althouse’s blog on December 18, 2009, that led me to the Phantom Menace Review:

    http://althouse.blogspot.com/2009/12/i-never-even-saw-star-wars-episode-i.html

    The world has never been the same since.

  • Percy Gryce

    Or Jello paranoia.

  • Percy Gryce

    They own you, at least, anonymous nobody.

  • Lizzie

    I will never trust again.

  • Saruma

    It got me, though I should have been suspicious that only two people were watching the movies. Kudos to Rich Evans for the amazing performance.

  • STENDEC87

    I found 3:50 through 28:46 to be the most informative and thought provoking piece the RLM guys have ever produced. Top marks!

  • Jason

    I can’t wait until Mike Stoklasa finally gets the money he needs to bring us his true vision of this and other BotW episodes. It’s gonna be great.

  • aquilo

    I give it 4 stars… out of 50.

  • Jason

    At least they had the decency to do a real segment shortly before this. Can you imagine the level of nerdrage had this been the first thing in 2 weeks? On second thought, it would’ve been glorious to behold and now I’m sad at the missed opportunity.

  • Devil_Dinosaur

    What, this is an April fool’s joke? I’m no fucking fool, assholes. No Rich Evansy, no watchy.

  • Jason

    nice catch. as if the real Wizard would ever be caught dead drinking PA beer.

  • AsamiSato

    Oh Rich Evans is there. HE IS ALWAYS THERE.

  • Jason

    not even good enough for Blip.

  • Dixon Bawls

    You guys are a pack of assholes…
    gg

  • RisingZan

    I was thinking they should have just inserted a few frames of something into all that blackness, sort of like the appearance of Pazuzu in The Exorcist, but just have a few frames of Rich Evans’s face (or maybe Plinkett’s) instead.

  • Dixon Bawls

    too soon

  • Dixon Bawls

    Truly a ‘Stay Put Marshmallow Man.’

  • Drew Angell

    well played

    i really just made all these pizza roles and got all set up for the show tho. this kinda sucks

  • http://www.smallfish-bigpond.com/ Kerensky97

    But I want to see Casper Van Dien…

    And Jessie. Always more Jessie.

  • sepiajack

    I made it all the way to 10:39pm without even hearing someone MENTION it was April Fools day, and then this video got me!

  • Dixon Bawls

    I remember him being phased in kind of gradually, but it was his dead-on Lucas impersonation that made me a fan.

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    Rich was in 2001 – he played ‘Advanced Ape with Cat Allergy’.

  • TapewormBike

    2 hours till the end of 12 hour shift, falling asleep, maybe I´ll just check RLM site and watch some old…oh HELL YEAH!

  • TapewormBike

    Well, now I really am not sure if I am not deep inside a dream.

  • Anthony D.

    Surprised they went with this instead of a fake Plinkett review announcement or something. I knew something was up when it was just the two of them but I keep forgetting today is April Fool’s Day.

  • jfCarduelis

    To quote Trey Parker, the audience loves a good joke, but not when it’s on them.

  • TapewormBike

    You know what is the weirdest part? The czech ad that keeps popping up is something about applying for a clinical trial for people who suffered apoplexy. Creepy.

  • Alex Lee

    I do like Rich Hitchcock, and Ice Cream Man looks incredible in a funny bad way.

  • TapewormBike

    Fuck you guys and that beard is fucking dope.

  • TapewormBike

    Yeah, same with me and murdering midgets.

  • TapewormBike

    Seeing Mike being interviewed on some Collegehumour show I think. I watched the first Plinkett, went through the usual stages (annoying voice, weird, so fucking creepy, huh, those are good points, fuck yeah you are spot on, repeat, but liking it all the way through). I started to crave more and the guys slowly provided more and more. Until this day of betrayal.

  • TapewormBike

    I laughed. But it is 5:30AM and I have not slept through the night, so it was more of a confused giggle followed by quite a few tears.

  • http://about.me/hexeno Hexeno

    The question here is: Why

  • TapewormBike

    Let´s be honest, we deserve to be hurt.

  • TapewormBike

    I need to watch Plinkett Eats now, to cleanse my palate.

  • Duckler

    Whoah, let’s not get crazy here..

  • Duckler

    “I couldn’t help it. It just popped in there..”

  • http://about.me/hexeno Hexeno

    Oh boy I love being part of the RLM fandom.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Who taped over my Best of the Worst YouTube video?!

    PS – After this, I’ll have just 15 more comments to go before I reach the 2000 comment milestone… what looks like is a new high is actually a really, really new low.

  • Smoking Mirror

    Have some respect for Beardfat and AIDS Moby.

  • Drainojunkie

    You bastards. I was excited. I was drunk (because, you know, it’s after 7:00). I made popcorn specifically for this. And now I find out that I was cheesed all so that you could have a cheep laugh at my expense.

  • ident

    It’s kind of you to compliment the extraordinary insight and handsomeness of people like me. People like you are generally too concerned with cryptic generalizations to even notice people like me.

  • Guest

    Wow. For real? This is a clever April fools joke? I thought so much more of you guys. This is like 99% of the drivel that passes as clever April fools jokes every year online. I’m very disappointed.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    I was just sort of trying to build on the ‘passive-aggressive’ thing.
    Happy April Fools.

  • Clayton Dunnavant

    You and I…we’re the same.

  • Duckler

    Yet you still have popcorn and booze. You have to make the best out of the worst.

  • Duckler

    I thought Moby was AIDS Moby.. Maybe Tall AIDS Moby?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Or wearing a plain shirt.

  • Duckler

    Alright then, here it goes.. What’s wrong with your FAAAAKES..?

  • Duckler

    Collateral damage. Is she named Metropolis by any chance?

  • ident

    I see. Is April Fools over yet? I have become unmoored by too many levels of irony.

  • http://www.plasticpals.com/ Robotbling

    I’ll be honest, this got me. I was like, oh I guess Mike and Jay are too busy to make content so their gang is helping out in the mean time. I was ok with that. Then those creepy Rich Evanses in the dark background appeared and will now haunt my nightmares.

  • Dixon Bawls

    I’d say you have a problem.
    What’s wrong with your PAAAAAACE?!!!

  • http://hardycases.com/ Hale

    The real joke was that I didn’t get my daily dose of Care Boars at the end…

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Got my lube, napkins, and chainsaw ready for nothing…

  • killian long

    That’s gonna be great.

  • Mads Bolding Fenger Poulsen

    Others merely adopted the dark… he was born in it.

  • Nathan Ellis

    This is almost identical to my experience, I’m posting my completely unnecessary comment anyway. I think I had been exposed to a little bit of RLM through someone talking about how in depth the Star Wars reviews were, since they were huge on youtube I hadn’t stumbled onto the website yet. I was looking through what I think was the IMDB message boards for someone who hated Amazing Spider-Man as much as I did, or at least anybody who wasn’t praising it because… ‘source material’ ! I saw a post like “hey these guys explain why it’s shitty” and I was in love with how honestly impartial both Jay and Rich were, Jay about his love for Raimi, and Rich for his love of Spidey. This probably makes me sound like I just wanted to circle-jerk hate this movie, which is completely true, but I was also so impressed by Mike’s objectivity. He pointed out why it was a poor film rather than just a poor adaption and I knew that I needed to watch everything RLM right away. It amazed me that they were all kind of disagreeing while at the same time sharing similar levels of disappointment. People who can express opinions like human adults, weird.

  • Cameron Vale

    I never saw the Jay, Jack and Jill review.

  • Cameron Vale

    I was jesting!!

  • Cameron Vale

    He’s a pretty good George Lucas cosplayer, and his regular voice sounds a bit like Patton Oswalt’s George Lucas voice, but I wouldn’t say ‘dead-on.’

  • Dr. Perky

    I knew something was wrong when I saw it was only on youtube.

  • GHOST DAD

    a hard lesson on an educational day. we have now learned that it is never wrong to take a mile when given an inch.

  • Ludwig Scroggins IV

    This is the worst fucking day of my life. I thought today I was finally going to get the attention and glory I deserve. Clint Howard has been hogging the limelight for faaaar too long.

  • http://www.google.net/ Kenny

    Should I have said Rich Evanses?

  • Dick

    You guys suck…

  • catnep

    Can’t remember my life before Rich Evans era (BREE) I’ve been thoroughly brainwashed.

  • Bob Borries

    I disagree, I thought Recoil should have been the worst, it was way worst than Dracula 3000, Van Dien was terrific, though Coolio took it down a notch.

  • HNSZ

    I always knew you were the masochistic type but not me. “1 april fools joke! There is no best of the worst! hahahah!” Good joke really.

  • http://www.redhotkicks.net/ Mister Cerberus

    I’ve not watched the video yet or read the comments below, but I’m tipped off that this is an April Fools episode by the fact it’s a YouTube video, rather than a Blip video, because their last joke video (Grown Ups 2) was also a YouTube video.

    Gonna see if I’m right.

  • bb-15

    I knew there was something wrong when I started seeing double and I saw Jack and the Wizard twice on the screen.

  • ident

    I hate to burst that beautiful bubble, but Grown Ups 2 was a real movie and that was a real review. The other clue was the “Direct To Video Horror” subtitle, as if previous BOTW movies were all major studio releases.

  • Charon

    Lol. The FUCKING Ice Cream Man.

  • RPK

    Best review ever.

  • bjørn

    Worst april fools ever

  • Magnus

    I’m not sure if I could.

  • Charon

    Bee-Tee-Dub, did anyone else notice Rich Evans in the back of those doppleganger Jack and Wiz shots?

    It’s a little creepy.

  • Manaconda

    april fools is gay

  • http://www.redhotkicks.net/ Mister Cerberus

    And my comment was deleted by an admin. What.

  • TapewormBike

    I was not overly joyous and excited at all.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Anyone else feel sorry for Jack and Wiz when they were watching the movie alone?

    I stopped feeling that about three minutes and fifty seconds in.

  • Reginald Van Der Slythe III

    For a change re: BotW, I have actually seen two of the movies featured, and was waiting to see what they’d say about them. They barely touch on one, don’t talk about the other…and I have no idea if Recoil is worth tracking down.

    You April Foolin’ hack fraud motherfuckers.

  • Joe Syxpac

    It’s good to show contempt for your audience.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I get the lube and the chainsaw, but what are the napkins for?

  • AbdulAlhazred

    I thought for sure you’d post some actual content after April Fool’s to make up for the amount of chapped asses you created, but no! No soothing lip balm for my ass. I want my ass balm movie reviews!

  • Dixon Bawls

    Since we’re giving our general RLM testimonies, I’d like to get mine on the record:

    I remember seeing Episode I with some friends/casual moviegoers. They thought it was great, and I knew it was pointless to rant.
    Then I ran into my cousin/Star Wars fan. When he told me how great he thought it was, I never felt more alone in the universe. Ditto next two movies.
    Then /Film posted the link to the Phantom Menace review. I suddenly knew I was not alone anymore.

    Thank you, Mike Stoklasa. You were my Tyler Durden.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I’ve got a problem.

    I’m gonna die.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    TapewormBike, we all know you well enough to realize that ’12 hour shift’ is just your masturbation cycle [which is also your job…].

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    When I Jacked his Wizard he covered me in his Wack Jizzard.

    Too soon?

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Confirmed for Jay.

    This may be the first time I’ve ever used this where it was topical.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash
  • Sparkles Peterson

    Worst April Fools ever would have been 29 actual minutes of Jack and Wiz.

  • TapewormBike

    I mean, yeah. thought that is obvious (sploosh).

  • TJ

    April Fools: Confirmed for Gay

  • TJ

    April Fools: Confirmed for Gay

  • Pablo Martinez

    Are you Mike’s father?

  • Dolfanar

    It’s good to show contempt for your audience… Just ask Michael Bay.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    I’d say he was being a tad hyperbolic with the “dead on” part.

  • Dolfanar

    Well, my cat ain’t gonna milk itself!

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Mike and Jay are such drunken assholes that even their cameras blacked out.

  • Dolfanar

    Fuck the pain away.
    Fuck the pain away.
    Fuck the pain away.
    Fuck the pain away.
    Fuck the pain away.

  • Dolfanar

    She might as well just show us where the pinball machine is…

  • Richard Alcala

    You. Bastards. That is all.

  • Rich Wisneski

    I thought it was funny

  • TapewormBike

    Shut up Jay.

  • TapewormBike

    This should have been a fake Plinkett video, that would be gutsy as fuck. I was pumped for BotW and I would not mind at all watching Jack and Josh shoot the shit (as opposed to most, I like those guys). My butt? Yeah it is hurt.

    Now excuse me, I will look for a free entertainment that values me!

  • The Summer of George

    I trust you’ll relish it as much as I.

    Fun Fact: I almost talked my wife into naming our daughter “Tranya” but only an asshole would do something like that.

  • Fantaman

    How do you know a great serie is dying? When the morons who desperately want screen time from a successful show get their own videos alone. When did Jack and Wiz think they were actually funny? Oh and let’s not forget to completely half ass the april’s fools joke by putting no payoff at all. It’s still funny right?

    Yeah, I’m sure people who come here to watch Half in the bag and Plinkett reviews are thrilled to see two guys no one cares about half ass a joke sketch. Just because it’s on the same website doesn’t mean it’s the same quality.

  • Fantaman

    The best joke was assuming the audience cares one moment about Jack and Wiz

  • Fantaman

    Yeah something was wrong when these two unfunny assholes had more than 3 lines

  • Fantaman

    You know the serie’s going down when we have videos of their little gang pretending to be funny

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Opposed to most?
    Ohhhh, I don’t know. I think most people are fans of them, but there’s ALWAYS that vociferous sect of the comments section that will complain about some of the more… tertiary RLM crew members.
    Just because it’s gotten to that point where we can’t call Jay the “other guy” any more.

  • Meester Smeeth

    I keep checking back to see if the real Best Of The Worst has been posted yet… anyone else have an awful feeling we wont see anything new until May now? The ultimate April Fooling!

  • Meester Smeeth

    It’s that Stoklasa fucker who gets to me, especially since he gave his wife a job on his show. Who does he think he is, Steven Spielberg?

  • Now I Get It

    Are you still fucking here?!

  • LelouchtheFilial

    I think Jessie is putting off marrying Mike because of all the unfortunate accidents Mike’s previous wives have had.
    Best not to jinx it.

  • Taft you FUCK

    There was a certain… serenity in the black. Like the universe was starting back at me. And what I saw? More black… No, wait… no… it’s mocking me. Stop it. STOP IT! Why are you torching me like this? WHY?!

  • Now I Get It

    I can date nothing. The second I saw how interesting the site was, I was too rapt to remember the link that led me there or even which day it all started. That’s right . . . RLM rapt my adulthood.

  • NotRickBerman

    It’s gonna be great.

  • GHOST DAD

    yeah, they got us good, in the way that waving a piece of bacon in a dog’s face then eating it yourself and laughing hysterically concerning it is really fooling the hell out of that animal.

  • GHOST DAD

    eh, she contributes solid commentary and has an infectious laugh. its not like they added a female version of that character rich evans played that jay shot. anyway all of the regular face crew has been a part of RLM going back to the beginning, its a group of friends reviewing movies, but doing a good job, which i think is the initial draw for a lot of us. ghost jerk votes for RLM not to change a thing. except this april fools shit, please don’t do again.

  • The Summer of George

    Jokes on you, RLM! I didn’t want to watch anymore of this nonsense. The blackness was a welcomed relief. So, thank you.

  • Percy Gryce

    Fuck you and your one-upsmanship.

    That said, I’m catching up to Tape for the # 2 spot. That fucker’s really slacked off.

  • Percy Gryce

    Off with your head anyway.

  • Percy Gryce

    You mean like Kevin Smith who named his daughter Harley Quinn–after a Batman villainess?!

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0808410/

  • JimTreacher

    I especially liked the tag at the very very end.

  • The Summer of George

    Could have been worse. At least Harley and Quinn are actual names, unlike:
    Tu Morrow, Zuma Nesta Rock, Moxie Crimefighter, Pilot Inspektor, Kal-El, Bogart Che Peyote, Fifi Trixiebell, Heavenly Haraani Tiger Lilly, Audio Science, Princess Tiaamii (not an actual princess), Prince Michael (not an actual prince), Blanket, Jermajesty, Denim, Diezel, Banjo, Moonblood, Speck Wildhorse, Pirate, Rebel, Seven (THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MINE!!), Camera, Kyd, Satchel, Mars Merkaba, Bronx Mowgli, Hero.
    All true, and all guaranteed to sentence each child to years of therapy.
    So, fuck you, celebrity parents! Except Frank Zappa. Who gets a pass because he’s Frank Zappa.

  • Tabajaras

    Now that that’s over with, do these for real!

  • Tabajaras

    That would be more appropriate for Thanksgiving because i would be fucking thankful for that.

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    This episode pays homage to the Dunkin Donuts Finishing video, with it’s 25 minutes of nothingness at the end…. and the easter egg at 17:38 is priceless.

  • brizoni

    You know what? I was on board for Guy and Other Guy talking to their split-screen doubles for a whole episode. Bring that shit on, I’m game! But no.

  • PattyPlacenta

    I saw this was posted earlier in the day and planned my night around it, I packed a bowl and made some popcorn (there is a joke in there somewhere) and get trolled by this shit.

    Also, I thought that it was just going to be Jack and Josh for the entire video because nobody likes them.

  • Jason

    Ah, but that’s the genius of it, don’t you see? At first you think “Okay, the gag is it’s just the two of them reviewing it.” Then you see the doubling effect and you think that’s going to be the gag. But little did you suspect that those were just phases 1 and 2 of their clever April Fool’s prank. You let your guard down, and that’s when they stab you right in the dick with 20 minutes of black screen.
    April Fool’s motherfucker.

  • Jesse Rose

    I never thought Rich Evans standing around doing absolutely nothing could be so horrifying…

  • Joe Syxpac

    I was a little bit gay.

    Also I was joyous and excited.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Rich is the best “guy in background” performer in the world.

  • Thanatos2k

    Fuck you Rick Berman. You ruined this too!?

  • Thanatos2k

    Cleanup, obviously.

  • Thanatos2k

    Just think guys. Instead of this, we could have gotten another episode of Plinkett: The Animated Series.

  • http://www.according2robyn.blogspot.com/ According2Robyn

    Good show, but it dragged a little in the last ten minutes.

    A-

  • TapewormBike

    I was being deliberately pompous and self important, of course I know people like Wizack (that´s how kids talk these days, right?). Only a miserable fuck would not like them. No shortage of those showing up in here from time to time. of course

  • TapewormBike

    Why the chainsaw then?

  • TapewormBike

    Look, Jay is an essential part of the show, deal with it.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    So that’s why there’s so few Munchkins left in the wild.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    There’s AIDS Moby and Moby the rapper.

  • BishopRen

    You fucks!

  • atheistconservative

    Dear RLM: Nobody likes fucking spinoffs. Ask Joey.

  • ident

    Or Star Trek: The Next Generation or The Colbert Report or The Simpsons.

  • omitted

    Are you implying that… Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

  • omitted

    The dream is collapsing

  • omitted

    There is only one hell: the one we live in now

  • WrongWithYourFace

    On the 1st day of April I arrived to RLM.
    “Another April Fools’ joke? I’ll show them!”
    I laid my eyes on the time code, and all was fine and swell:
    “At least someone has a heart this day, no need raising hell!”
    But soon enough I realized, all was not okay:
    “There’s Jack and Wiz again, but no Rich, Mike or Jay?!”
    After that the video was clearly confirmed for gay.
    But, hey! What else could one expect on April Fools’ Day?

  • omitted

    You are a bard, good Ser!

  • catnep

    Not soon enough, you youuuu.

  • catnep

    I thought Bagul was!

  • catnep

    They rapt you guuud.

  • cake

    Rich-Evans-of-the-shadows!

  • Jigsaw

    Nah, that would just be a rip-off of the one guy conversation videos on the CinemaSins Youtube channel. And even he dropped that idea by now.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Rich Evans taught Bagul everything he knows.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Cleanup, obviously.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I grew up terrified that my parents would get a divorce.

    Then they both died in a plane crash. Man, what a relief!

  • son of pluto

    I can’t stand either of these two guys

  • Ogrot

    Rich Evans, the president of space, stands in his office… waiting… contemplating… wondering what happened to his friends.

  • Ogrot

    RICH IS IN THE VIDEO!!!!!!!!

    YOUR RHYMES ARE FALLACIOUS!!!

    UNSUBSCRIBE!

  • catnep

    Aha! His young apprentice.

  • TJ

    I never understood all the Jack and Wizard hate. I look forward to Jack being in BotW, and while Wizard is a bit hit and miss with me (in no offense to him), I don’t hate him.

    But who gives a shit about what I think BURN RLM TO THE GROUND.

  • elgatoblanco

    oh fuck me they actually watch movies that I know now? :D damn this is going to be good… had that Ice cream movie lying around for a while now never feeling like watching it.

  • TapewormBike

    Oh boy…..

  • TapewormBike

    What spinnoff are we talking here?

  • TapewormBike

    I think Mike told her that they can marry after he makes another Plinkett review….

  • gilthoniel

    Ok, so I get that you needed to find three rhymes for ‘okay’, but still, using ‘gay’ as a pejorative hurts people. Don’t do it.

  • Alex Lee

    Or so fascinating.

  • Booger

    Knew you were lying, still had to check the timecode just to be sure it wasn’t a new Plinkett review.

  • Gallen_Dugall

    everyone noticed the Rich Evans on the right but missed the one sitting on the left?

  • Hieronymus Friedrich von Münch

    dodged a bullet there.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    This reminds me of that one response to the Daniel Tosh controversy that RLM posted a few years ago.
    Jay: What about making fun of retarded people? I’M retarded, and I get offended when I hear the word… reeeeetard.

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    You didn’t hear it? You gotta really turn up your volume.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Or Frasier.
    Uhhh… it’s too early to cast judgment on ‘Better Call Saul’ but I’m confident it’s going to be good.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    He’s married to his ART, dammit!

  • Junkie

    How about YOU don’t tell people what they should and shouldn’t say and take your social justice hugbox mentality back to tumblr where it belongs. Nobody gives a shit here.

  • TapewormBike

    I don´t like when people do it either, but the context is what matters. Lelouch does not strike me as homophobic at all, plus he was just using a phrase from RLM video when he said that.. And it was funny. Granted, rhyming cannot save everything
    but when no harm is meant, ain´t no thing
    he is just one of us, one more RLM digger
    so let´s not worry about it and be cool. Buddy.

  • TapewormBike

    You know, in czech “ser” is an imperative of “shit”, as in vulgar expression of command to defecate. And it made me laugh, so thank you:)

  • elgatoblanco

    FUCK…. oh well. Rich Evans.

  • elgatoblanco

    you got got there, dog

  • War1ock505

    I have a feeling that I’m going to rewatch this later down the road, and be sad all over again.

  • TapewormBike

    My friend is an actor and happens to be gay and his mom always says exactly that to people.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Oh, I see.
    So, by making an INCREDIBLE leap in logic…
    Mike– confirmed for gay.
    I’m a regular Holmes, I am.

  • Jared Williams

    I just wanted to sit out on my balcony and get sauced while watching a HitB. This hurt a little bit. But there wasn’t an ad, so… thanks, I guess…

  • http://kingengrishkube.deviantart.com/ kube of Nazareth over 9000

    is it safe to watch this now?..

  • WrongWithYourFace

    You haven’t done your RLM homework, I see. It was something called The French Revolution a reference.

  • http://kingengrishkube.deviantart.com/ kube of Nazareth over 9000
  • Booger

    Ha! I’m watching this again on the third so your April Fools joke is inappropriately timed. Jokes on you, now I only have to wait twenty more minutes until Care Boars starts.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    He may have been there. But his soul wasn’t.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    He doesn’t no how to English. Should I go to the bathroom?

  • Thanatos2k

    It’s a Youtube video. THERE IS NO CARE BOARS AFTERWARDS!

  • Booger

    Fuck! Way to tell me after I finish the video! I’m gonna go huff some Raid and watch animated Plinkett.

  • Booger

    It’s all about the Silver Linings Playbook.

  • TheManInTheAddic

    and I’m really hoping for those reviews if they ever show up! Thanks you disturbed individuals

  • Ogrot

    RICH EVANS HASN’T HAD A SOUL SINCE HE READ WACKY KID JOKES BY THE JOVIAL BOB STEIN!!

    RESUBSCRIBE!!

  • killian long

    What I would give to hear two Rich Evans laugh at the same time…

  • Logan Nichol

    That was kind of a shitty April Fools joke. You should have promised a new Plinkett review, and then given us fucking care boars or some shit. MAKE AN OTHER FUCKING PLINKETT REVIEW ALL FUCKING READY. THAT’S ALL ANYONE WANTS TO SEE.

  • proghead777

    WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?! I WOULD SUCK OFF MAD MAX RIGHT NOW IF SOMEONE WOULD JUST SPEAK TO ME! IT’S THE END OF ALL THINGS! IT IZZZ THE EEENNNDDD, III TTTEEELLL YYYOOOUUU!!!… …. …. …. Oh, hey, the next episode of TBBT is posted… NYTE SUCKAZ… *snore*

  • thatsrightjay

    yer gay

  • ident

    What do you like about that show?

  • ScottMintred

    I decided to have lunch at my desk instead of going out with my friends so that I could a) Save money, and b) watch the new Besting the Worst. Joke’s on you assholes because I’ve never watched an ad on blip.tv once (hooray for adblock plus). And I’ve seen all of your videos. Enjoy the ramen noodles, dickheads.

  • Ben Burger

    HACK FRAUDS!

  • Ogrot

    Our puny mortal ears would not be able to withstand the ludicrousness of it.

    Rich Evans tried to record that effect once and it burned his fucking house down.

  • NotRickBerman

    You need the fast kill, low irritant.

  • killian long

    Remember kids, be cool about Rich Evans safety.

  • FACLC

    So…uh…you’re still going to get around to reviewing these movies, right?

  • Derrick Cryderman

    I watched the whole thing. I only became disappointed by about the last five minutes of the video, as Jay or Mike never showed up. I wanted the same shit I had last time you hacks.

    I guess it was stylistically designed to be that way but they can diminish the effects of that.

  • TJ

    Can we just start referring to Josh and Jack as this now?

  • Franklin Floratos

    You’ll need about six cans though.

  • Franklin Floratos

    I fully support the first half of this comment. But the ending was rather lacklustre.

  • andrew thompson

    what pissed me off wasnt lord vodomort and zach galifianakis doing the show, or the fact that your april fools joke was on the 2nd… it was the 20 minutes of blank screen. fuck you you fraud hacks! more things now!

  • andrew thompson

    i’m watching snakes on a plane now! are you happy!! i’m not!

  • ident

    It’s gonna be great.

  • HeWhoKnowsAll

    Big fan… and maybe that’s why I expected a better April fools joke. Can’t wait till the next video!

  • andrew thompson

    it turns out there was snakes on the plane…

  • JAGUART

    I …see him even when he’s not there.

  • Veteran of the Psychic Wars

    So based on the reaction to gilthoniel’s post, I take it you guys would all be pretty chill with using the ‘n’ word then.

  • Jacob De Paz

    It’s the kind that comes in the blue bottle.

  • Ben K

    Hey it’s Phil Myassup from the DCFS!

  • guest

    It’s gonna be great.

  • The HD

    Who wouldn’t suck off Mad Max?

  • Forever

    It’s a shame that modern english is so simple that it doesn’t have a word for “TAKE A SHIT!”

  • Mike Jakermen

    I think they should do a Dance movie Episode. I was watching Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo. And that movie is pretty Bad. But Damn is it just so fun to watch. Its like a Dance Movie meets Scooby Doo (in terms of Plot).

  • mrsleep

    It’s good to know Mike and Jay understand that every video is just a little better with Rich Evans in it.

  • Otto Torrens

    He doesn’t give them out, he just receives them.

  • Benedict from Shrewsbury

    Holy crap have there been 18 episodes already?

  • Benedict from Shrewsbury

    Wait a minute… youtube?

  • Pissernacht

    Hey, just a question, a serious, from my heart question; how does saying “gay” hurt people?

    Yes, shut the fuck up people, I know that it tends to be meant as “homosexual” and that is the insult, but just when exactly did a word, which still has many legitimate meanings, come to be forced into one and only one definition?

    As far as I can tell, Gil, you’re part of the problem you’ve chosen to rail against. Out of an assload of meanings, you freely chose to assume that gay was being used as an insult.

    Would you kindly explain that to me?

  • Pissernacht

    Nigger…

    …the best part? For all anyone here knows I’m a six and a half foot black man with an elephant dick grafted between my legs…

    Alright, maybe not that last part.

  • fuckstick

    I just did. Now I know why I forgot this episode.

  • Guest

    i’m gay and i don’t give a shit. stop telling me what to be offended by. thanks.

  • idleheaded

    i’m gay and i don’t give a shit. at all. in fact, straight people trying to state what is offensive to me is more offensive than any slur. get some thicker skin.

  • idleheaded

    cool false equivalency, friend.

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