Best of the Worst: Bigfoot vs D.B. Cooper, Black Cougar, and Raw Force

May 16, 2017208 Comments

Special guest star Len Kabasinski is back on Best of the Worst! This time Mike, Jay, Rich Evans, Jack, and Len watch three terrible films (surprise, surprise). Well one is not so terrible after all… CHECK IT THE FUCK OUT!!!


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  • Sans_Fi

    Saw this poster for Brigsby Bear. Please, someone do a version with “Dick the Birthday Boy”

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/de6a5ffd698fe699e6f2a1f89345cde5e33425a9c420fc0c84835aabc71f67af.jpg

  • Ultor_IVXLCQ

    second

  • frankelee

    Well that’s one guest star who hasn’t gone too Hollywood to still come by.

  • DeL Keyes

    Too bad Jay isn’t part of the discussion group. He would’ve gladly picked Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper.

  • Thanks guys.

  • shoulda watched that one bigfoot movie I checked out awhile back tho – i forget the name – but it was from the 70s/80s – and it was about how bigfoot was a mutated man that was experimented on by aliens. If that isn’t a premise that deserves a reboot I don’t know what is

  • Mr_Show

    Yay!

  • Lol oh shit. I just realized I was watching this shirtless – coincidentally. I’m part of the Bigfoot vs DB Cooper cinematic universe.

  • Percy Gryce

    I’m going to pretend that that AIDS VHS was one I sent in and that Jay’s shelving it was a secret message that RLM still loves us original RLM commenters–they love us much more than those hundreds of thousands of anonymous nobodies on YouTube.

  • Percy Gryce

    Sir Leonard in da house.

  • Billy Everyteen

    I wouldn’t recommend that website now.

  • Lol holy shit was that the black cougar theme in the end credits? That shit was hard as fuck.

  • Markham

    Lots of cougar action on that website.

  • ikdks

    I got my Wakaliwood t-shirt!

    When I found out it was 80% Supa-bola free, I jumped at the chance.

  • BrentonK

    I like the idea that Jay and Mike have nothing to talk about when left alone.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    Hey, Rich is the one who blew his load all over it.

  • Laura

    The black cougar website doesn’t work. I regret looking that up.

  • Adez

    Eh, not me

  • Adez

    I don’t see what makes that DB Cooper so bad compare to other schlock, are they homophobic? …. eh probably not
    The concept of a gay horror should be kinda fun, though I don’t think gay horror fans would like this movie, at best the movie can be played at a background of a gay halloween party

    I thought Black Cougar was gonna be a Black Panther spoof

  • ikdks

    What are you, ageist?!?

    (See what i did there?)

  • Martian Monkey

    Attaboy, Jay! You kept it together in the end!

  • Dr Worm

    The director of Black Cougar looks exactly like some character actor I can’t remember the name of. His face is so familiar, it’s haunting me. Maybe the whole thing is an elaborate meta-prank on bad superhero movies, I don’t know.

    Also I think the weird bartender was in The Mothers Of Invention.

  • Jessica Meyer

    REALLY can’t emphasize enough how amazing and ..child superhero friendly.. black cougar .com is

  • Robotpals

    “Hi, I’m Len, and I’m here to break ur internets.”

  • Adez

    Or just a lesser Tommy Wisseau

  • Adez

    Wasn’t that funny, and too obvious of a gag

  • DoobzMcgee

    I tried visiting the black cougar website but alls I got was a black people live porn cam website. Jack pot !

  • Cakefarts

    I Lened in my pants.

  • peterablex

    Classic case of role reversal

  • wiggle

    My guess is that 1) the ‘stars’, cover and title compared to the actual film means it’s a rip-off and 2) it’s boring. Shirtless guys walking or jogging.

    If it had been actual porn… well, it would still have been bad but at least it would have been something. Like the Wood Rocket ‘parodies’ (at least, I assume so – I’ve only ever seen the Cinema Snob clips). But not even one handjob.

    I don’t think one handjob is too much to ask for, damnit. One little handjob!

  • Gallen Dugall

    So many people will be getting copies of Bigfoot vs DB Cooper for Christmas.

  • Robotpals

    I got tricked into watching part of a David Decoteau movie on Netflix. It was called Sasquatch Island or something, and I compulsively watch anything with Bigfoot, so I started watching. The first ten minutes was someone POV peeping at a shirtless hiker in the woods. Hey, wait a minute. I checked the director on the title screen. Ah!

    I haven’t tried to watch a Bigfoot movie since.

  • LameSame

    Thanks for helping me stumble into my newest fetish, RLM: black cougars.

  • TheVerySpecialK

    Well if their gagging isn’t up to your standards, I’m sure the site has other kinks available.

  • Kendel Fargo

    ..

  • stryker1121

    Len, if you’re reading this (and I know you visit the comment section sometimes), go have a crepe.

  • Hank Schkorio

    Have you guys seen Prometheus 2, I mean Alien: Covenant?

    It’s a lot of fan service to lovers of the original Prometheus, such as:
    -Storms blocking communication
    -Stupid crew members
    -Hysterical female characters
    -And Kevin Bacon.

    They sort of explain the black goo, but they never answer the biggest question: What’s the big fuss about the wheat?

  • smogmos68

    Not since Happy Daze has anyone made Tuesdays worth while. How about Filmgora or Mutha’s

  • smogmos68

    Len must have been cold.

  • smogmos68

    Len is looking hot and I’ not even fluid.

  • Ret Marut

    In fact, Cooper hijacked a NORTHWEST ORIENT airline, Rich. But that’s a small detail. Kudos to you for knowing so much about my–the–case. Have you read NORJACK by that loser Himmelsbach? I recommend it. A somewhat recent “documentary” titled The Skyjacker That Got Away is up on YouTube. It’s worth watching.

    P.S. Nice Twin Peaks tie-in.

  • Donaldo Knottso

    So Jay picked Bigfoot vs. D.B. Cooper right? That really seems like a Jay pick.

  • lizz

    I came here to say… Your counter is wrong, it’s not 30fps.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Bigfoot vs. DB Cooper? Is someone making movies from my fanfiction again?

  • JEFFREY SINGER

    I love you guys — Rich Evans is a comedic genius. His timing his perfect and his acting (first in the “Blade Runner” try-outs and then at the end of this segment) is just spot on. It is not easy to act in funny scenes.

    Keep up the good work guys — I could watch your videos every day of the week!!!

  • Marty Poo

    I’d say I’m a fan of RLM. I watch all the content that’s uploaded (even PREREC) and enjoy it all nearly half the time! But the punchline being “Rich is gay and he has gay sex” seems pretty lazy. So that’s a slightly disappointing ending to a great video.

    And since we’re talking homophobes – what’s with all the commenters suggesting Jay is gay? Is it because he’s slender and doesn’t play video games? Are RLM fans primarily homophobes? Does RLM give them reason to be? Or is this just the built in Milwaukee farm boy audience speaking?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I thought the jokes about Jay’s gayness were canon? In HITB the plot arc involves him getting “gay married” to Mr. Plinkett for some get rich quick scheme. Then again, Mike and Jay are playing 2 idiots who work at a VCR repair store.

    Not that the comment section isn’t devoid of actual homophobes and alt-right nitwits.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Are you a solid or a gas?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Have you seen Vanessa Williams these days? Damn! In unrelated news, I’ll be in my bunk.

  • Marilyn

    BotW shot glasses?! Stop teasing and take my money already!!

  • Domo

    They drank our sake gift from a few years ago, too! It’s a bummer that they didn’t like it, but the super high % alcohol content made for some great comedy.

    I also had a video submission show up on last WoTW. Now I know why seeing personal submissions makes you so happy! They may have forgotten us, but we know how to keep their mailbox submissions interesting.

  • Thanatos

    I like how Len has the classy wine glass while the rest chug their booze.

  • Michael Garraoui

    Well
    1) The joke isn’t “Rich has gay sex”, it’s just “WTF were you doing in there?”

    2) The “Jay is Gay” jokes just comes from Jay, rightfully, keeping his personal life separate. While Mike, Jack, and Rich all admit to have women in their lives quite openly. Jay only hints that he does live with somebody of an undetermined gender. It’s his choice and I understand it.

  • Now I Get It

    I feel your feign.

  • Joe Syxpac

    Picked me up a sugar mama.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I appreciate you acknowledging our presence.

  • Joe Syxpac

    That’s not so unusual.

    I went into a gay bar once just to use the bathroom and it took me almost an hour too.

  • instant relief

    Amazing episode, guys.

  • Bleurgh

    Has Rich seriously quit drinking? If this a recent development? If so, good for him. Quitting drinking was one of the hardest things I’ve ever done and changed my life and health for the better.

  • Bleurgh

    Jay is a hipster and good-looking compared to the other neck-bearded basement dwellers involved in RLM, so he cops most of the gay jokes.

  • Bleurgh

    What’s with the guys in Uganda who love Space Cop? Anyone have a link to the full video?

  • Thanatos

    I wonder if he has never been doing so. We never see them fill the glasses after all. He did not partake in the Crystal Skull vodka!

  • Bleurgh

    He seems pretty drunk in some of the BOTW and WOTW videos, but maybe that’s just his personality.

  • Spoiled Ants

    Rich told a few times on the PreRec streams that he never got into alcohol when he was young, so I guess why start now.

    Congrats on you quitting the booze. I have been reducing my drinking habit to once a month since a year now. It’s not a perfect solution, but eventually I’m getting there.

  • Bob Borries

    I saw a Dakota film on Amazon and kept watching it waiting for something to happen. After about 30 minutes, I had to turn it off. Don’t get me wrong, I like to watch shirtless men, but it was very, very far from being gay porn.

  • Bob Borries

    I often fantasize Jay having sex with guests after the show, but I wonder if Jay is really gay or it’s just a big gag.

  • Bleurgh

    Yeah after doing some research he has said that he never drinks due to a genetic history of alcoholism and a stomach condition. All good reasons. Although to be honest I tell people I am alcohol intolerant just to shut down the aggressive pressuring to drink I frequently get from obnoxious alcoholics, so that could be a cover story.

  • Casey D. Mann

    Another great episode. Thanks for the laughs!

  • Andy James

    They covered the possibilities pretty well. I lean towards it being a con where Decoteau gets to make a little money and ogle/probably fuck the young men in the movie. It could also be a very specific kind of soft core fetish porn.

  • LameSame

    Sadly it is just his personality. He’s never drunk, especially on-camera. That must put a lot of moments from older videos into new perspective for you.

  • LameSame

    “That does not come into the night silently.” Jack, are you proposing that your very being is an empty void that you’re trying to fill with alcohol?

  • Judge Frownyface

    Is anyone interested in my screenplay about Zeppelin’s last tour, starring Len Kabasinski as Robert Plant, and Mike Stoklasa as John Bonham?

  • Brian Levine

    Jayne is a girl’s name.

  • Bleurgh

    I wish you hadn’t told me that…

  • Marty Poo

    I think it’s safe to say the joke Is Rich had gay sex. He went into a gay bar washroom and came out sweating and out of breath. But I’ve changed my opinion on this. While I don’t find it that funny, at least Rich looked satisfied. I guess the joke isn’t Rich is gay, it’s that Rich had gay sex and appears satisfied. And that is commendable.

  • Marty Poo

    But in HITB they aren’t ridiculing Jay for being gay or even suggesting that being gay is what’s funny about the situation. A lot of the commenters seem to be suggesting that it’s funny that Jay is gay.

  • Din Bach

    98% of the time, Mike is fucking with Rich. As you stated yourself, Rich never got into drinking.

  • Brian Levine

    What happened to his jacket?

  • Andy James

    Maybe Rich just likes dancing.

  • Marty Poo

    It’s canon that Rich not only likes dancing but loves it.

  • davidwemyers

    Um… Was Len’s second glass Boone’s Farm? If so, respect.

  • Archfriend

    whaddaya mean “sadly”?

  • Archfriend

    Rewatch the HITB review of Wolf of Wall Street and also Creed.

  • Jessica Meyer

    A sick part of me is just glad that chat roulette still exists somewhere out there

  • Jessica Meyer

    As someone who once drank and did other things to excess and now.. does not partake I notice things. Many times while the others are drinking beer Rich has a pop.

  • Jessica Meyer

    Not sure where or why it started but I’m pretty sure there’s a whole “gay for Jay” reddit thread.

  • Paulus Decimus Meridius

    You have to write a scene where they play “AIDS Moby Dick”.

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    As a big Dead Rising fan it’s sad to think of Frank’s voice actor being in a
    David DeCoteau movie.

  • Kawaii as Fuck

    As a big Dead Rising fan it’s sad to think of Frank’s voice actor being in a
    David DeCoteau movie.

  • Bleurgh

    I think the reason the gay joke continues to get made about Jay is that it visibly bothers him.

  • bernverdnardo

    fake and gay

  • A little. Could I read the treatment?

  • A little. Could I read the treatment?

  • I’ve noticed a few episodes where he’s drinking from a glass of dark brown liquid. He may have been drinking cola this entire time.

  • Brian Levine

    Apparently the great Silvio made and sold 100 exclusive Black Cougar action figures, but for some reason he only sold them in the UK. Me so sad.

    And should I be alarmed that the Google popup ad for this page is an ad for My Gay Houston?

  • Andrew

    It was obviously Mike’s secret stash of Romulan Ale.

  • LameSame

    Even if you’re joking, you might actually be right. That’s totally something Mike would own and save for guests. And also something Len would drink.

  • LameSame

    It got me to cum.

  • LameSame

    You can buy them right now if you want. They have merchandise, ya know!

  • CygnusA81

    I hate to break it to you, but RLM is not a friendly SJW website. They make jokes, you know, jokes that offend your snow flake tendencies. Its called guy humor which was pretty standard practice until humorless scolds had to ruin everything.

  • Andy James

    Confirmed for porn.

  • kylemz

    Could Mike do a drunken death scene without us thinking it was funny?

  • Captain Typo

    What beers are Mike and Jack drinking?

  • Joe Syxpac

    I’m pretty sure the whole “Jay is gay” thing was started by gay fans when he grew that sexy beard. It’s hopeful rhetoric.

  • Marilyn

    Yes, they have shirts and bottle openers in their store, not pint/shot glasses. Though there are pictures of them all over the website!

  • Papa Figo

    All of them, is my guess.

  • Marty Poo

    Thanks for the heads up, tough guy. I’d bet the RLM crew would cringe at the thought their brand of humour was being labeled as “Guy humour.” I’m a fan. I know what to expect from them. Just saying gay jokes are pretty lame and played out. Anyway, you put me in my place. Guess I’ll take my penis where it’s welcome and find some “gal humour”

  • Papa Figo

    In the RLM Cinematic Universe all male characters must establish they have a case of the not gays (Mike even uses this very term several times). By failing to do so, Jay ends up gay as a default set.

  • Brian Levine

    It is wintertime in Milwaukee. Ends in 5 weeks I think.

  • Papa Figo

    I don’t know what that means.

    I am not familiar with the beer Sprecher, I just saw the name in one of the frames, googled it and it had the same logo. I am also not familiar with winter. Where I am from anything below 20°C is considered cold. The fact that I use Celsius also imply I am foreign. So I really have no idea what you are talking about.

  • CygnusA81

    You know the best thing about this website is that they are funny, crass and outrageous. They mock bad B-movies, they mock blockbusters, and hell, they even recommend movies from time to time. Its nice to go to website where I know I won’t get some SJW narrative rammed down my throat. I don’t care what their politics are, all I care about is that they are here to make me and the rest of their audience to laugh.

    Since you are SJW scold, you don’t get that.

    Anyway, I noticed you spell humor as ‘humour.’ I’m going to bask in your tears when the anti-Semitic Labour party gets wiped from the Earth in two weeks. Cheerio!

  • Andy James

    He could be Canadian. They use superfluous u’s as well.

  • CygnusA81

    Ugh, you could be right,

    Still, anyone who has a problem of Mike, Jay and Rich making fun of each are horrible and sad people.

  • Marty Poo

    Thank you Andy. At least you get me.

  • Marty Poo

    I don’t have problem “of mike jay and rich making fun of each,” as you so aptly put it.

    I had to look up what SJW stood for, that’s how out of the loop I am. Like I said. I like their brand of humour (yes most English speakers use U’s in words Americans do not, sourry to ouffend your snouwflake tendencies) just thought they coulda thought up something funnier. Sorry for writing things on the internet.

  • Marty Poo

    Yeah. I think most guys are confusing their attraction to Jay with Jay being gay.

  • Marty Poo

    The best part of this website is the merch page.

  • Mike Magnum

    I just watched the Transformers 5 Trailer. I have to ask, How much did they pay Anthony Hopkins.

  • RLMkeepitup

    Loved the split screen Mike/Jay reaction to the over gratuitous crotch action. Also the Rich epic win had me laugh hard long time.

  • Joe Syxpac

    I know I am.

  • M Hedonist

    I just want to say that a superhero who protects children is a terrible idea if that’s supposed to be the “hook” for children to get interested. It operates on the same logic as the Star Wars prequels with all the dumb children characters. Children don’t care about other children. You’d have more success with a superhero who protects cats and dogs – because kids love those creatures and think they’re cute (and come to think of it, then the whole “Black Cougar” thing would even make sense, too). Plus the subject of child trafficking really isn’t suitable for a children’s movie at all, but that’s just my philistine opinion.

  • Robotpals

    Selling that URL was probably the only way Black Cougar recuped its investors’ losses.

  • Andy James

    We (and by we, I mean some long dead colonists to whom I probably have no blood relation) fought a war for our God given right to drop pointless u’s from our words. That was the primary reason anyway.

  • CygnusA81

    If you think they are funny why bitch about this one particular episode. Its not like they act any differently. The only thing that is different is that a reviewed a ‘movie’ that was basically a soft-core gay porno. Oh the horror they mocked the horribleness of the movie which was just a shirtless dudes walking around holding air rifles. Hell, actual porno’s have more solid story lines then that ‘movie.’

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Thanks to this episode I had a fucking Bigfoot vs D.B. Cooper/Black Cougar/Raw Force dream last night. The dream was all trashy camerawork D.B. Cooper style but elements of the other two films thankfully came in.

    Also, yes, the shirtless dudes were there. Thankfully the shirtless women from Raw Force were also there.

  • LameSame

    My apologies! They’d be getting tons if cash if they had ’em in stock. The fools!

  • Lexi Express

    That isn’t the punchline though, its that Rich went in quickly to drop something off, spent nearly an hour having anonymous sex in a bathroom, comes back missing several items of clothing and makes no comment of what’s clearly gone on.

    Its not really a “fagz lol!” joke. And hey DIX got a plug.

  • Lexi Express

    “Its called guy humor” – No one has ever naturally used that phrase in the history of human conversation.

  • Lexi Express

    In HITB there’s a gag where Mike and Jay both secretly have Grindr accounts.

  • Lexi Express

    That last bit actually pissed me off. Its giant pale wheat. So did albino giant DNA not only make smaller darker skinned people (humans) but also smaller darker hued cereal crops?

  • Lexi Express

    That’s the confusing thing. This is a fairly modern film, if you want gay porn you can literally say “gay porn” out loud and the robot in your phone will supply it in 15 seconds.

    Why doesn’t David deCoteau just… make actual gay porn?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    In other news, Bigfoot vs. DB Cooper is Vladimir Putin’s favorite film.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    They paid him in fava beans and a nice Chianti … so long as he could cannibalize Shia LaPoof.
    **slurping sound**
    **Clarice Starling looks horrified**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Hey, that’s Sarah Palin’s favorite beer!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Hey, don’t be judgy! Ted Cruz needs to pay off those campaign debts somehow.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Mike’s too busy prepping for his Jabba the Hutt cosplay.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    So you were Waiting for Decoteau?
    **sees self out**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Lies! HITB is fake news! Sad!
    **awaits for orders from Russia**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Larry Craig keeps getting in the way whenever I have to go to the bathroom at the Minneapolis Airport.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Same thing happens to Paul Ryan all the time. Don and Mike sit in their Toyota Celica looking all awkward and shit.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “Its called guy humor” is misspelled.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    “Its called guy humor” is misspelled.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Maybe he’s sad Stephen Harper isn’t as bangable as Justin Trudeau.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Is your ego that fragile? What are you, a triggered snowflake?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    LL Cool J, is that you?

  • I’M BAD.

  • Silent_night

    I have a theory about the DeCoteau film: maybe the entire audience (except for those who buy it on name and are in for a surprise) are people who are still in the closet, or very religious. This way they can tell themselves they are watching a narrative film. If that box was found on a shelf, or under a bed, it’s far from obvious that it would be porn. And if nothing really happens in the film, you could take that to the extreme of it’s “innocent”.
    Linnea Quigley and Eric Roberts don’t star in a gay porn! Mom!

  • Papa Figo

    Actually using a character to represent the target audience is not a bad idea. But no one wants to project himself as the hapless victim in a story. If Black Cougar was a kid, or had a sidekick named Cougar Cub, or even if the bad guy was a kid it might work out.

    You name the bad guy Grey Wolf, leader of the “some pun about wolves” gang. Cougars and wolves are real natural enemies, and it echoes the much known enmity between cats and dogs. Give Grey Wolf a loyal minion named Wolf Pup, a bad kid who by the end turns out to be the real mastermind behind the wave of undescribed crimes! And there you have it, it might still be a shitty story but it sounds a bit more promising. Albeit it would depend on child acting, which doesn’t bode well in a B-movie.

  • Papa Figo

    Gay or confused? Gayly confused? Confusingly gay?

  • rikkibarnes

    What? When has it visibly bothered him? I haven’t really noticed that. If gay jokes offended him, he probably would’ve left the group years ago. In fact, the joke at the end of this episode was one of the tamer ‘gay jokes’ they’ve made.

    As a bisexual, I can tell you, humor poking fun at sexuality doesn’t bother me unless the context is someone trying to make it personal and doing so out of spite instead of being witty.

  • rikkibarnes

    Len Kabasinski saved this BotW with Raw Force.

  • Jean-François Martel

    i’d watch a studio backed Black Cougar movie. Sounds like some real cheesy goodness

  • Jean-François Martel

    passing on DB Cooper like the cursed video from the Ring

  • EJ

    Maybe Bigfoot vs. DB Cooper actually is a gay porno. There’s a straight porn flick called “Pirates” which basically answers the question, “what if a bunch of porn stars made Pirates of the Carribean?” They spent like a million dollars on it and got some real Hollywood technical talent so it actually looks pretty good. The acting is by no means great but everyone seems to be having a good time and it’s a lot of fun.

    It was successful enough that they actually cut an “R-rated” version that skips all the hardcore fucking and shows up on cable from time. DB Cooper looks like it might be a gay version of that, except not in any way good.

  • EJ

    Len, if you’re reading these, I once made the same mistake as you: growing my hair out after I was just a little too bald to pull it off. It was a bad idea.

  • EJ

    I’m straight up plasma. It’s what’s hot right now. *rimshot*

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The discussion needed more shirtless running scenes.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Robert Mugabe, Cineaste.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Perhaps he works for an alcohol distributor?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Yes, have some.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The shirtless running dudes are not what they seem …

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Are your farts … plasma cutters?
    **slide whistle**
    **Price is Right sad trombone sound**
    **gets eliminated from Last Comic Standing**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    He has standards.
    Or …
    He has no standards.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Ironically, the website is bookmarked on the DOJ computer Jeff Sessions uses.

  • EJ

    They do no-budget action movies so that’s why they like Space Cop. The previews are really entertaining. Imagine space cop but with non-stop action and a hype man narrating.

  • Bill Hiers

    Regarding Bigfoot and D.B. Cooper, I wonder if there’s a sly reference to it in the movie Abominable, which involves a killer Sasquatch (it is in fact, IMO, one of the few good “killer Bigfoot” movies) wherein Paul Gleason’s county sheriff character, when a deputy hands him a file, asks, “What’d you find? D.B. Cooper?”

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Oh thank God for that. Skipping all the hardcore fucking would just get distracting from all the bloodshed, disembowelment, and other family-friendly carnage. Wouldn’t want some impressionable teen getting corrupted by the sight of a tit.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The Black Cougar-licensed child trafficking dungeons didn’t do very well … except for Vatican City and Boston for some odd reason.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Is the TV show Cougar Town part of the Black Cougar Cinematic Universe?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Just don’t ask for Rich’s Lobster Bisque. It’s actually made from his—
    **TRANSMISSION INTERRUPTED**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I thought “come into the night slowly” was a sexual euphemism?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    RLM Shart Glasses?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I think you’re confusing the RLM Cinematic Universe with every professional sports team, the US Congress, and most organized religions on this planet. Having the Not Gayz(TM) is a global epidemic.

  • EJ

    Oh there’s plenty of nudity. I think they just wanted to cash in on those sweet Skinemax $$.

  • Percy Gryce

    Yes, the sake. And they’re still using my VCR repair manuals.

    Domo, tell us which tape you sent that they used.

    If I remember correctly I had a tape on WOTW 1-7 and then 9, but nothing since. Remember Shoji Tabuchi and The Osteoporosis Dance and Farm Safety Family Style and Cleared for Takeoff (which was destroyed). Ah, what fun we had.

  • Domo

    Weren’t you responsible for “Traveling Alone in America” also? You’re the WoTW king!

    Mine was “Riding Mower Safety,” but they changed the box, probably because of potential copyright issues. It’s probably not a funny video, but they do imply that children can get run over by riding mowers on multiple occasions. It’s quite adorable.

  • Пётр Семёновч

    Gosh darn it Len get your movies on steam please I really want to see them!!

  • Frank Lovejoy

    I saw a gay porno once. I didn’t know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!

  • Frank Lovejoy

    I CLAPPED! I KNOW WHO PUTIN IS!!

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Wow, that’s as edgy as a banana, Plop Culture Reference. Why not reference the Muslim grooming gangs in Britain? You know, like, something happening this century?

  • Frank Lovejoy

    I only drink b/c I can’t find a pot connection. Drinking is the second lamest addiction after smoking cigarettes.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    No, there’s definitely one of him completely drunk. You can’t fake the slack, bleary eyes that come from being hammered. Mike ripped the piss out of him, and we never saw Rich drunk again after that.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    The fact that you think nobody should ever make fun of you is one of the reason people don’t like you. Well, that and the whole dicks-in-the-ass thing.

    Also, it’s not a ‘phobia’. A phobia is an irrational fear of something. Like your irrational fear of vagina.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Bisexuality is just plain greedy.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Hey, Plop-Culture, nice triple negative – can you unpack “Not that it isn’t devoid” for us English speakers? Maybe make some cutting-edge Lewinsky joke, or talk about Iran/Contra as you do so?

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Because being gay is funny. It’s weird and abnormal, like if your friend tells you he has a dildo collection.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    The all caps makes your comment extra subtle.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    [checks job description on 3 x 5 notecard]: Am I supposed to be edgy? Do I have to explain my jokes to hostile dingbats?

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Hold on a sec.
    **checks his Rolodex for Lee Atwater jokes**

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I agree, especially if it is Roy Cohn dying of AIDS. Although I can’t confirm or deny any salient facts regarding Cohn’s dildo collection. I need to read more National Review to give you a correct answer on that one.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Xenomorphs drinking sessionable IPAs or GTFO!

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Ha! That’s hilarious, Ploppy! But of course, AIDS kills many straight people as well, and it wasn’t straight people who spread it like rats spreading the plague.

  • Frank Lovejoy

    Hang on … you tell jokes? Where?!

  • Pop Culture Reference

    On the box labeled Covfefe.

  • Pop Culture Reference

    Mother approved (TM)

  • Pop Culture Reference

    I imagine pot makes you funny and likable.

  • Marty Poo

    People don’t like me? 🙁

  • There’s movies on Steam?? Ohmigawd. I never noticed that entire section of my steam window. I guess it makes sense since they have that “big picture” mode.

  • #fatshaming

  • Summer

    Black Cougar.

  • Ethan K. Ellis

    I lived in Milwaukee from 2004 to 2009. I even lived in the neighborhood that the Red Letter Media crew works in. I’m also gay. I guess a part of me is jealous that I wasn’t still a Milwaukee resident at the time Rich Evans walked into a gay bar. I would have bought him a drink and we could have discussed movies or video games while Mike and Jay wait in the car. 🙁 I miss Milwaukee now.

  • Alex Murphy

    It has been stated long ago that he does not drink.

  • Kevin Cooper

    I so loved this episode, brilliantly done! I have been viewing all of RedLetter’s stuff for 3 or 4 years now. This episode is by far the best ever, you guys just get better and better. I have seen a progression in all the things you do, from Best of the Worst, to Half-in the bag, Re-view, and the Plinkett reviews.

    I am a gay man, age 53, I think Jay is the cutest, clever, funny and all. However, Mike, your stoic comedy and your comedic timing is spot on. Love both of your Silly comedy too. Rich Evan’s he is classic, love him too. I love cracking up crying at the things you all do, and I love all your staff and crew, you all are a joy to watch and listen too.

    I sometimes forget to say thank you to those who provide me some quality joy, to all you, I say thank you!

    Cooper,
    Denver, CO

  • Kevin Cooper

    Regarding the so called unattractive guy, friend of director as they say, were his nipples painted on? They really stood out, his nipples… and the Dark rings around his eye.

  • Kevin Cooper

    Len was awesome, just the fact they could get him on the set amazes me.

  • Papa Figo

    When will we see Uganda’s action movie Who Killed Captain Alex on RLM? It is happening, right?

  • Anthony D.

    LENNNN!!!!!

    Seriously, so stoked to see him back on the show. He fits in so well with the rest of the guys’ sense of humor, it’s incredible.

  • Zero Sum

    Daaamn, Black Cougar looks like a real gem. I was shocked, SHOCKED I tell you, to find that it was produced in 2002. DiSalvatore did indeed pitch the idea on “American Inventor”, ABC’s failed rip-off of “Dragon’s Den”, FIVE YEARS LATER (still rocking the Andrew Dice Clay look in 2007, mad respect).

    Obviously no one took the guy seriously, but you’d think the investors on that reality show would have tipped him off about the inevitable lawsuit, in the unlikely event he made any real money with the property. Entire publishing companies have been brought down for less (see: Fawcett Publications).

    Also, is Len drinking Alizé from a wine glass? You just can’t fake that sort of mid-western class. I bet his hair smells nice. Come back soon, Len!

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