Mike introduces Rich Evans to the book “101 Wacky Kid Jokes” to Rich Evans’ amusement.
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Should I be creative or just say first?
Oh fuck it… IT’S GONNA BE GREAT!
It’s a little early for April Fools’ Day guys…
Is that the guy from Spacecop?!
Rich Evans should watch the trailer to Transformers 4 and count how many shots of the American flag there are
I’m probably an asshole for saying this, but I noticed the VHS tape for the Digimon movie behind Evan. Now I demand to see you guys sit through that and say stuff.
Rich Evans is the key to all this, because he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had before.
Mike were you just bored? 😉
I’ll admit, it was cute. i think I read that book as a kid though.
That joke was Rich.
You really needed to cut back to Be Cool About Fire Safety during the helping with dinner joke.
Could you not interrupt me?
i need an adult
This had me laugh out loud a couple of times. Pretty cute.
There’s a light on in the attic
But … what DID the brother get for his mom and dad?!
Jay: “I liked it because it was only 22 minutes long.”
see, I dont feel like an asshole for watching this since I’ve watched a whole video of Rich Evans shoving fucking food on his face
Why is Mike dressed as Niko Bellic?
a list of what he wants
WHY AREN’T YOU LAUGHING??
Why do you need hot water while delivering a baby?
Because if it’s born dead, you can make soup.
Never too early to make Rich suffer.
I used to have a whole stack of “101 _____ Jokes” of a similar style and quality and read them to my family all the time. I can now finally see why it annoyed everyone so much.
“See the thing is that they rhyme.. Every joke rhymes with the next one.. Hopefully, it’ll work”
Ahh, so its like poetry?
“Jovial Bob Stine” is also known as “RL Stine” of Goosebumps fame.
“…with Mike and Rich Evans”
Oh, so they finally decided to tie the knot?
Many examples of nonmedy there.
This is why we can have nice things.
Hello! A blowjob!
I love RLM, you can just sit around and I’ll laugh my ass off. Keep it up, please.
“Hey kid! Whad’ya do, jump ship? What’s with the life preserver?”
Rich Evans is wearing a life vest so he doesn’t drown in nonmedy
The Care Boars.
…maybe his cousin just wants to see some big American titties?
They have the Digimon movie, fuck yea!
I actually have that book. Bought it back in elementary school days.
I honestly don’t know what to make of that information. I will say that my notions of reality have been eroded somewhat and I now am leaning closer towards a descent into madness…
…also, weirdly enough, I have just developed a craving for burritos and mozzarella sticks. I’m not sure if they’re related…
But about the jokes… I can’t live on without knowing this… Which one was the best of the worst?!
We can abuse him, we have the technology.
Is there a similar one with dead baby jokes? I want Jay´s innocent face to…well that thought was now derailed by the image, mmmmmmmm.
I might actually use the black eye one next time I get one. I remember these “101 Joke” books though because when I was seven I got one, memorized about 6-7 of them, and performed standup for my grandma who was babysitting me. My grandma, sweetest person I’ve ever met, looked me in the eye and said:”Not. Funny.” And so my career as a comedian withered on the vine before I even learned any good swear words. It was a tragedy.
Sense of existential dread that comes with the realization that you already are a walking corpse, rotting and slowly dissolving with every second and every breath and that the total sum of your contributions to this world are less than a spit in the ocean, which is growing larger and larger, thus proving your individuality beyond meaningless. And a bear in clown costume.
Here’s a real joke for you:
Redletter Media is working in Space Cop.
Imagine the myriad of comments starting with “Fuck y..” if they had been giving that one 100% of their time (I am excited for it too).
Ah yes. A classic German joke.
I know he says “black eye” but I did hear “black guy” at first and that made those two sentences into “12 Years a Slave” sequel.
My brothers and sisters did spend a lot of time in Yor´s room…..
This is possibly the best thing I’ve seen in my entire life.
Ok, right after I clicked to post a comment the site went completely down. I..I might be too funny for internet to handle.
That gave me goosebumps… *everybody groans.*
Evan? I guess the S is ilent.
The Six Million Dollar Laugh Man.
Rich Evans smiles like the Mona Lisa.
They should do the Ghostbusters telepathty test on Rich Evans. ‘You’re no fluke, Rich!’
Who will break the news to Jessi?
Video game humor!
If they’re jokes, than why is the one kid scaring the other kid on the cover? Are they scary jokes?
Maybe the artist thought the book was about pranks?
It’s stylistically designed to be that way and you can’t undo that.
So here’s the mystery of comedy. If I told those jokes my four-year-old cousin
it probably kicked me in the shin for wasting his time. Yet two adults one
telling the other bad jokes equals me laughing. Why!
Please read from a pun book to Rich!
Jay called, asking if he wants to go bowling with himself.
Oooh, saving this one for beer o’clock.
That was unexpected and great!
Naw, it’s just invi ible.
Why’s Rich always wearing that life preserver indoors? Is it really that cold in Milwaukee?
Or maybe the artist thought it was a book of jokes for wacky kids? Kids with green faces and fangs or broken wrists and anti-gravity pigtails?
Hoo boy, that was a whole lotta non-medy… I think one thing is very clear from this video: Rich Evans is, in fact, being held against his will by the RLM crew.
Let’s put together a rescue team!
Now I want the next Best of the Worst needs to be anime related.
This made me horny.
Confirmed for gay.z.
It’ll be great.
YOR’S ROOM, HE’S THE MAN!
i want Jay’s innocent face too… it’d make a beautiful head-wear.
i wonder if, between videos, they treat him like circus animals are treated. put in a cage too small for him and underfed (so he doesn’t have the energy to run) and tasered and such.
Pictured: a young Friedrich Nietzsche biting the head off of a gummi serpent during Frosh Week. This traditional hazing would give Hitler the necessary sugar rush to seize the Sudetenland.
“Sense of existential dread that comes with the realization that you already are a walking corpse, rotting and slowly dissolving with every second and every breath and that the total sum of your contributions to this world are less than a spit in the ocean, which is growing larger and larger, thus proving your individuality beyond meaningless. And a bear in a clown costume.”, who?
Or… they put a bomb in his brain.
Great minds think alike.
So blowjob was the correct answer, right? Could we get that on camera?
“Too soon” lol, love all his nonsentical comments
that is strangely erotic, the gif, not the description.
They seemed quite sentical to me.
Rich Evan’s pain does that to us all.
I usually use a pencil! Ha…
That one actually got me a little. Definitely going to tell it to my friends while drinking in future…
I lead a sad life.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan.
The only thing wrong with this video is that it’s only 5minutes long.
>underfed (so he doesn’t have the energy to run)
I hate to be indelicate, but I don’t think a lack of food is one of Rich’s problems.
I was at a zoo the other day and all it had was 1 dog in it. It was a shih tzu!
So much non-medy
These guys have taken “awkward” and turned it into performance art. A 5 minute video creating the dictionary definition of “awkward.” Well done.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
I did that with Grandma while other family members were in attendance, but it was with a blonde jokes book. I was too young to understand that you don’t do sex jokes with your elders, but the horrified look on their faces made me giggle with glee. I’ve been a fan of inappropriate jokes ever since.
You would’ve been better off with Mad Libs.
I lost it at “Thank you, that will be all.”
Also, I have a book entitled “The World’s Best Jokes” from 1936 that I am tempted to send to you guys for another installment of this wonderful mess.
RLM’s Joke library would be better than the LIbrary of Congress. We must help them out. They should also get like a gag-gift library.
Okay, this is fan service, obviously. The only question is who it’s for: either this site’s wordplay fetishists or whatever is the opposite of that.
Rich Evans looks like actor Harris Yulin.
I had the same experience at eight, only substitute mum for grandma, cigarettes for jokes, 20 for 6-7, disappointment for horror, and shame for glee. Then add disgrace because I tried to lie about what I’d been doing. I’ve been unable to lie for gain ever since. …But I will half make some shit up.
This would be perfect then! Just check out the Table of Contents…
Unfortunately, jokes under “Little Willies” and “Boners” aren’t quite what you would expect.
I’m only talking about the “too soon” one in this video, but he’s said something similar, in other videos… something that’s funny because it’s unexpected.
To the downvoter: If it sounded racist to you for some reason (which I happen not to be) I apologize. But if it was meant to piss me off, I will send my black friends to beat you up.
At least it wasn’t blowjobs for crack or movie ticket money. Think how Jay’s parents must feel, then use that to prove to your mum that you’re a great kid.
I see what you mean, but the robust senticallity running through the entire video nearly redefines what it means to be senticalacious.
Oooh. Hobo jokes! Read me one!!!! Pleaaaase!
The vacant stares are always the funniest part. RLM mugs ftw!
Little Willies….how do you construct a pun, or are those just drawings?
It’s gonna be great.
Rich Evans has no mirth in his soul.
Negro Jokes: Have you ever noticed a white guy drives a horse and buggy like this, and a black guy drives a horse and buggy like this?
Jay would have read this to Rich, but he’s still having trouble with “Oh, The Places You’ll Go.”
Hey, the fucking thing’s gone now!
And just so you know, you had me at “To the down-voter,” then lost me at “I apologize,” then won me back with “piss me off,” then had me cheering at “my black friends to beat you up,” then lost me again when I realized you hadn’t written “lily black friends.”
You should always use “lily” before “black,” as in “Hey, get your lily black ass over here!” It’s just good idiom, which, living in Europe, you probably don’t know about. But that’s what you should say. Always. It shows solidarity.
This is the definition of non-medy.
Dork thinks he’s gonna drown
It’s like poetry.
Like trying to catch a unique rabbit.
Mike’s monotone voice is just comedy gold
Hay Mike. Please try a Jackie the Jokeman book next time. It’s a good way to feel ashamed for laughing.
– A waiter goes over to a table of Jewish women and says, “Is anything alright?”
Jews actually CAME UP with that joke, though, so I refuse to feel ashamed.
Wow… so this happened.
This one is a doozy, and by that I mean it is a horrible disappointment.
“That woman never turns away a hungry man”
“Ah, genuinely charitable!”
“Hardly that. She says, ‘Are you so hungry you want to saw some wood for a dinner?’ And the answer is, ‘No’.”
I beginning to wonder if the author of this book isn’t an ancestor of Jovial Bob Stine.
Close, but much more horribly racist.
Maybe they are withholding his brain medicine
MOTEL HELL?! Oh wait and Digimon I guess.
Can we please stick to a pattern and file this under “Rich Evans Watches…”.
The first Jewish president is being sworn in and his mother is in the crowd, and she turns to the lady next to her while pointing at her son the new president and says “You see that man up there? His brother’s a doc-tah,” with pride.
Does Bob Stine add unnecessary adverbs to every sentence he makes?
I cunt believe I just watched that. (is that how these work?)
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE TWO?
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE ONE?
I have a bad joke to share that I just made up.
Why did the old lady wear condoms on her ears while having phone sex?
She didn’t want to get hearing AIDS!
I fuc*ing swear, I had that book when I was a kid… it should be lying around somewhere. XD
The cover looks familiar to me as well
I watched this whole thing, and all I could think of the entire time was what it would be like to sit on Rich or Mike’s lap.
I didn’t ask you to predict them.
Evans is such a fucking prima donna, storming off the set like that.
I imagine that this is the recapitulation of many a high-school lunch hour for Mike & Rich: Mike would corner Rich and read him some Star Wars comix or Star Trek fanzine to try to get him to react.
Thanks to him we didn’t even get to hear the rest of the jokes!
They don’t even need The Wheel of the Worst when got these gems
Sounds about right
Comment voting is a serious business
“What did you get mom and dad for Christmas?”
You win, Rich. You win.
Not enough. (But yes that should happen.)
Maybe next time they’ll duct tape him to the chair.
(straightens his suspenders)
This is Ash Wednesday after all. Perhaps we can look forward to 40 days of RichEvans expiating our sins through the worst non-medic torture Mike & Jay can come up with.
Didn’t Mark make that?
in all seriousness, food intake and weight are not always related, some people will eat the smallest amount and gain 10 pounds, some people will eat like pigs and look like an underwear model. All bodies react differently to certain things.
Library or li-berry?
Nonsentical? Man, too soon…
“Well, that’s getting cut.”
This is like a surreal performance art piece. This could be the opening act for Waiting for Godot.
No, they put a FORK in his brain.
I love how no matter what, the next video is always The Care Bears Save Christmas.
Well, typically things that are underfed aren’t overweight. Ever see any fat African kids in those Christian aid videos [those potbellies don’t count because those are parasites, not fat].
What are you saying? That I couldn’t render such a masterpiece? That my skills are too feeble? My mind too weak?
Actually, it was Dixon Bawls.
You guys are professional time wasters. Good business is where you find it. Rich Evans is to Mike Stoklasa what Karl Pilkington is To Ricky Gervais. BTW, I agree the black-eye joke wasn’t too bad.
When’s the next 101 Wacky Kid Jokes with Mike and Rich Evans?
I’d love to see a conversation between Karl Pilkington and Rich Evans, but not as much as I’d love to see a laugh-off with Rich Evans and Ricky Gervais.
As this video goes on Rich just seems to be more and more overjoyed!
This is my new favorite RLM series. When’s the next episode?
Oh, I’m only teasing.
That’s li’l Plinkett Jr. in the bottom corner there.
This face from Rich says it all.
I had to stop playback I was laughing so hard. Mike is a genius and I don’t say that lightly.
I want to stick my Dunst in Kirsten’s Cunst. Is that acceptable?
“Now there’s a li-berrian I’d actually want to fuck.”
Jessi was the Justice of the Peace.
Is that technically accurate though? Maybe “Rich Evans Suffers…” would be closer to the mark.
Ahh yes, Dicks n’ Balls.
‘Rich Reacts’ is far older than we anticipated.
He’s got 99 problems, but a sandwich ain’t one.
There are no words to describe this…seriously there aren’t any, I’d have to hit myself over the head with some rock hard Styrofoam to speak the appropriate gibberish.
Nice to see Rich Evans is raising donations for the Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary.
This guy volunteers to lead the strike team:
I thought you’d appreciate an explicit reference to Dixon Bawls. So I just threw it out there–put it right in your face.
Bite your tongue.
*”. . . fat African children in Cambodia . . .”
She always dreamed of marrying Mike–just not in that way.
Cambodian breast milk, anyone?
I don’t know how this is relevant, but I couldn’t think of anywhere else to share this.
I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere about Rich Evans retaining water… maybe even Mike.
I supplied the GIF. I was too much in a trance to make any jokes… I just sat where wondering why the hell someone would film this and why I’m watching it…
IT’S UP TO THE RLM FANS TO PROVIDE JOKES!
Well, my comment was more of a framework for a joke, really… shit, how does Jay Leno do this?
I’m sure it’s trying to sell something. What the fuck that is, I have no idea. I’ll pass the joke to someone else… I too can’t get my eyes of that GIF.
That’s right, Jay!
Ahh, the joke that haunted my childhood.
He gets countless others to write them for him.
Thank you for your service. And sorry I misappropriated your masterpiece.
I can’t shake the feeling that this is both child abuse and sexual assault.
It WAS too soon, by the way.
As an elephant with VIVID memory of my sexual abuse as a child, I was highly offended.
Genius or no, Mr. Stoklasa has crossed a line.
Those ducks don’t look too happy, either.
That sounds like a very Sarah-Silverman-esque set.
Did someone put your trunk into their orifice or something?
No; chemical weapons is Syria’s business…
I thought it was a train joke.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes ah-CHOO-CHOO!
Hey! You guys! How does a walrus sneeze?
It goes goo goo g’ah-CHOO-CHOO.
Sorry about that.
She’s just sitting there eating her Cheerios® and this fucker pours juice all over both her AND her food. You can see disappointment and bewilderment on her face at it transfixes the circular juice pouring motion.
Is there a bear in a clown costume at the door, or is the person answering the door realizing that he/she is a bear in a clown costume?
Golden showers and oral sex were involved.
So, as you can imagine… for an elephant, I sure do hate “PEE-NUTS.”
(Hello, my name is Jake, and I will be your guide down the Nonmedy Trail today.)
HA! A Bettles joke!
If I start now, I may still be young enough to carve out a comfortable life being a Stand Up Nonmedian.
That’s what it’s for.
I think I got it now! They’re trying to sell the baby! Holds liquids? Goodbye, diapers!
You’re right, i guess i thought more of the fact that when you don’t eat you become skinny on most of your body but your belly can stay bloated and round (not just African kids but also people in 1st world countries suffering from anorexia and bulimia, not always but it happens, etc).
Great, now you made me see other existential fears, so I forgot my name, how to drive, shit my pants and started crying.
I know, i know <3
i'm just a little paranoid about those kinds of details.
Who dat? Who dere?
Could you… could you not interrupt me?
Oh, hi, Mark.
So that’s where you get your material from.
Jovial Bob Stine. Aka: Robert Lawrence Stine or R.L. Stine. Yes the man who wrote these terrible jokes also wrote Goosebumps, the children’s horror stories from the ’90s.
You really phoned this one in.
I have watched this four times already and each time I forget what awaits after that. So when the infamous tune starts to play, I slowly close my eyes in despair before quickly scrolling up from the comments to stop the madness.
Soccer Dog is neither soccer nor a dog…
Jokes aside; This was hilarious.
You think abowt evrithing.
He’s of no help. He’s not even holding the gun right.
He even forgot to take the safety off.
I actually owned that book as a kid. I loved it and thought it was amazing.
“Can you not interrupt me?”
So I guess…You could say…R.L. Stein has been…Ghost writing, for RedLetterMedia this whole time.
Well, somebody’s gotta prep the soup.
Hey, why do black people love fried chicken?
Because it tastes great and everybody loves chicken.
Further evidence on how much Mike despises Rich.
Yes. Oh poot.
I think they went too far in a few places…
Thank you, that’ll be all.
The suit is not black.
Flop Sweat FTW.
Tru dat? Tru dere?
Why do I feel like he should be juggling?…
So random. So good.
I am very happy that those two things are starting to be mentioned together. A little too happy.
Wheel never know.
“I only work in lily black and very, very dark grey.”
Sounds kinda odd.
When I censor the word ‘fucking’, I typically do it like this to piss people off:
Mark, I’m worried about you… do we need to up your dosage of brain medicine?
When I was in 6th grade my English teacher, Mr. Petroroy gathered us around and said “kids, your parents didn’t want me to tell you this, but from the moment you’re born, you start dying.” Mr. Petroroy was a fucking weirdo, but that goes without saying.
You’re too far gone…
No he’s not! We can rebuild him!
Yew thank aboot averything.
The Six Hundred Dollar Man.
I can do it for Five Fifty. The Five Fitty Cent Man.
I just realized something…
If I reply to this for the rest of the night, I could eclipse your precious Canaan post record…
The wall of shame will be all mixed up… How will I know which way is up and which way is anti-up?
You will know up by the sound of one hand clapping a poem as lovely as a tree. Boobs.
Shit, I just realized Joyce Kilmer was fucking obsessed with tits.
I may or may not have reacted to this video by producing some near-Rich laughter and I may or may not have filmed it and I may or may not have uploaded it onto the YouTubes…
I’m surprised more people don’t think to do kids’ joke books as a quick, sleazy cash grab.
You are blessed with some great powers, friend.
With great power comes great power.
So where is it?
I can’t help but notice that the Wheel of the Worst is missing from this video. What hath thy anger wrought?
It was extra painful this time.
Seems like the kind of book you would buy at the..toilet store.
Odd but, the way you put it, also beautiful. I hope it catches on.
well that was um…I’m lost for words
This is the life jacket Rich wishes he’d been wearing to repel Mike’s spoon-fed jokes. See? It’s relevant because “You didn’t blah-blah-blah…but your brain did.” …Nice find, Waco.
I think that Rich had the right punch line for all of these jokes… “Blowjob”.
I was about six and playing outside, when our landlady (Catholic) pulled me into their family’s tent trailer and told me to stop being so happy.
Very smart to pace yourself. I’m off to the rehab, man and machine, but I’ll be back drafting you in a lap or two. Reply me any time, though.
Somewhere around here:
“when got these gems”
Man Door Hand Hook Car Door
Wait, do you need a ride to rehab? We’ve got an extra seat. You don’t even have to pedal unless you want to!
Hahahaha. My favorite part was when you got all misty-eyed.
So true! The envy is palpyable.
An Irish guy and a Jew are walking down the street when they see a sexy woman. The Irish guy says, “Let’s screw her.” And the Jew says, “Screw her outta what?”
I spot two copies of The Digimon Movie. I approve.
He’s a great guy to ask for anything. He can’t say no.
OK that’s pretty effing funny.
That makes me think of a joke about an Englishman, an Irishman, and a prostitute.
She keeps missing the cereal bowl. WHY DOES SHE KEEP MISSING THE CEREAL BOWL?!
What’s Bobbitt’s idea of foreplay?
Having the stitches removed.
How do you kill a circus clown?
You go for the juggler.
I’m still not sure how a bike that everyone peddles sideways manages to go frontways, but whatever. Please ask if they’ll swing by the Tuntmore, with an eye peeled for the guy who looks naked without his pimp suit.
The Director’s Cut of this video has Rich bleeding out of his eyes at the five minute mark.
I love how you seem almost desperate to fight the already lost fight with the hilarity.
RLM you frauds !
I pressed play for 101 jokes and that didn’t qualify… I want my money back.
Upload the Dunkin Doughnut videos to youtube… I crave that doughnut song! I want it on demand!
If he wants to escape he should try spinning, that’s a good trick.
How many would cease your surprise? An Amazon search returns 4,472 results for books about “kid jokes”. And that’s just the ones in print.
Carrot Top isn’t as funny now that he’s a Juggalo rapper.
is rich that fat now or is it just the vest?
If I made a reaction video to your reaction video, my reaction would be almost a reflection to yours.
I think your door is broken.
What the hell…there’s TWO copies of it on the shelf too!
You would’ve been better off dead
I prefer better off Dredd.
I guess this is like a nonmedy seminar.
That has to be the dumbest idea ever shoved into a Redlettermedia video for convenience.
They need to shove him back into his Gamestation pod, where there is no escape.
He’s not fat, he’s retaining water.
I think we all go “Oh no, it’s the fucking Care Boars” after every video.
Nice! Now we need a video of someone reacting to your reaction.
Jovi L. Stein
Hey Rich, you jump ship? What’s with the life preserver?
Seriously, that vest is doing you no favors. Take it out back and burn it.
So how about a “Rich reacts to the new Transformers trailer” video. I’m sure that you’ll make back the monies spent on its production.
You got the awkward RLM ending just right, congratulations!
Can we get Rich a “No Fat Chicks” tee shirt? Just because?
Oh god, there’s another one? I hate Rich as much as his best friend does, but I would not subject him to that..
It’s a dry rage…
Now I’m picturing this mug next to the ladies from Pussy Riot.
Care Boars proves that RLM are mean drunks.
Hearing someone else say it made my day.
This is the worst
A 4-Star review on Amazon:
“I got this book when I was in the third grade. I thought it was the
funniest thing on the face of the planet. I read this book so many
times. I think the authors are so creative in writing these jokes. I
also think almost all these jokes are funny. This book never, ever gets
old. This must be the best joke book ever. I would defitinely
recommend this book to anyone who likes comedy. A book defitinely worth
The original Goosebumps series of books ran from 1992 to 1997. 101 Wacky Kid Jokes was published in 1997. This was R. L. Stine’s follow up to Goosebumps. R. L. Stine ruined my childhood.
A 1-Star review on Amazon:
“I’m a teacher in Bucks County, PA. This book was sent to my classroom
as part of a set. Unfortunately I had to remove it from my classroom. I
teach a high school class of autistic students. Their sense of humor
is not very keen. They’ve read the book and since then their sense of
humor has regressed severely. Please do not let a loved one read this
book. Just say NO”
101 Wacky Kid Jokes caused autistic children to regress “severely”.
Likewise, cover looks familiar.
I’m crying on the inside.
They’re like lice. They keep appearing in you hair. Nah screw that simile, it’s like going to a colonoscopy, you know its coming and you have to take it, even if it’s up your ass.
So it is a joke book for wacky kids.
As long as they’re wearing their underwear or Wapner isn’t on.
You know… I think I like Mike best when he’s being a terrible asshole. That’s incredibly funny to me and I don’t know why…
If Rich didn’t get out of there when he did, he’d probably look something like this:
THE was AMAZIN TACO. You should have your own CHANNEL – that I’m finding out about only now, why???
Funny story: the reason it’s ‘Amazin’ instead of ‘Amazing’ isn’t because the other name was taken, it’s because I somehow fucked up the spelling.
Last time I cried on the inside, my lungs filled up with water and I became very ill.
I do the same thing at the end of sex.
Which is odd, though, because the 30 seconds of silence is roughly 3 times longer than the activity itself.
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
That makes me sad.
Hey catnep, I’ve got another video that I think you’ll enjoy, but it might make you misty-eyed.
PS – It’s about a cet.
Aww. It’d be cute to see Rich in pink. 🙂
As Mike would say, “That doesn’t make any god damn sense!”
I’ve had enough Dixon Balls right in my face when I went to Catholic school, thank you very much.
Well, to cheer yourself up, you should go play some golf.
Improve your Slice.
Cut him some slack – he was forced to eat a giant cheeseburger smothered in butter for our entertainment a few months back.
Rich doesn’t conform to your ideas of beauty. He’s an independent man!
Good idea, but things could get dicey driving with the eyes peeled. If you could shout out some audio clues when you see us careening blindly downhill, that’d be a help!
I had screening! In fact I had to watch it twice I was so moved by the angsty premise and soundtrack. Clever and despite its simplicity, it has depth. Will we be seeing more of these, Taco?
You’re a gentlescholar and a man.
There is more comedic value in these 5 and a half minutes of Mike and Rich just interacting than the entirety of Adam Sandler’s career.
Take that back. Thanks to Adam Sandler “I wanna get chocolate wasted” has been added into our lexicon.
Am I missing some running gag why they always call Rich by his full name? Why not just Rich? Why always Rich Evans?
Ah… good old Event Horizon. Who knew that Paul W.S. Anderson could make good movies?
My favorite part. It couldn’t be any more random. 😀
Except nobody would spray paint Rich. He’s above that sort of abuse.
The real kicker would be “Rich reacts to a randomly selected episode of The Big Bang Theory”, but I’m pretty sure such acts are prohibited by the constitution.
A thousand pardons my lord. I shall cut my tongue and swallow molten lead as punishment! Oh wait I don’t have molten lead, I guess watching the Zohan counts as torture right?
His greatness cannot be contained in one syllable.
Allegedly over half of the movie was re-shot without him
I’ve seen no documentation to back that up, but it wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
That was so funny I queefed.
Ha….fair enough :’)
It is it?
WHAT’S WHITE WITH YOUR TEEEETH???
I’m picturing the porn parody “Free Pussy Riot!”…
Actually I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.
I don’t know if anyone mentioned this already but Jovial Bob Stine is apparently R. L Stine, author of the Goosebumps series. I’m not sure how to feel about that.
HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS SITE :O
I love you, Now I Get It 😀
It’s been mentioned and you’re supposed to feel colicy about it.
Seriously? That’s great. Mrs. Gryce keeps her diary locked up. Any help with that?
He does a pretty good nerd too–like when he was Spock for Richevans’s Halloween birthday party.
You don’t mess with the Zohan!
No you do not!
I just the sent the boys a little somethin’ I’m calling the “Nukie Party Pack.” Ask and ye shall receive:
What…. what is Nukie?
Brain and brain. What is brain?
He deliberately fucked up that take 9 times
What part of “A magical space adventure” was unclear or potentially misleading to the point of a class action lawsuit?
Whatever good Adam Sandler may or may not have given the world has been expertly and finally bulldozed by the trailer for his new movie, Blended. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BtGeSaGodY
my soul cries out for the sweet release of death.
Now they have five?! oh lord..
You used my favorite saying!
Also, BoTW coming soon… They’ve really stepped up their production recently, haven’t they?
Oh sweet god no.
I tried watching that and only got 30 seconds in.
Perhaps. I went to my friend’s place to edit it. He said it was stupid right up until the enlarged, slow motion tear drop and the spinning cet. Then he started laughing and helped me form ideas for the video, even suggesting the music we used for the video.
His parents may or may not have disowned him after viewing it.
Thanks for the heads up! Their “Coming Soon” announcements run 1-3 days ahead, so it could be any minute now!
And it better not feature fucking Nukie ’cause I just mailed them a related package.
More. I may have gone too far in a few places.
“You used my favorite saying!”
Nukie Party Pack™?
But Percy, he only beamed in ’cause of Star Trek.
I like how his movie wives get younger with each new release.
If you tickle the Sharkano, there’s some molten lead in there.
Just under the left pectoral fin; it’s his favorite spot!
The orange brings out the flush in his cheeks.
I bet he has Really Skinny legs. Just bad weight distribution.
It’s the Rich Evans Guide To Non-medy!
Is this the new Plinkett review? If so, absolutely brilliant!
Too little, IMO.
Well, keep at it I say. If your friend can say something is stupid at first, but is open-minded enough to collaborate on ‘stupid’ to make it better, that’s about the greatest partnership you can hope for!
Yikes. This is Drew Barrymore’s fourth Sandler film! What a waste.
Wearing tight, unbreathable garments is a valid weight loss method. Think of it as a man-corset.
He also lives in frigging cold Wisconsin! He needs some meat on his bones.
I call stunt double on this. The arms are too bony!
You couldn’t have possibly imagined that, even without all the man in drag jokes, that Blended could actually be worse than Jack and Jill…
…that it could be the worst thing since bagpipes…
Hah! I’d gladly have that as my favorite saying but I’m afraid it’s not very versatile. Unless someone proves otherwise??
I was referring to “ask and ye shall receive”. I use it frequently.
Let the refreshing begin.
I Get That A Lot. *
* Jewish people not affiliated with NIGI Enterprises. No Jews were endorsed during the making of this post. …But, yeah, that site is quite charming.
Well, those jokes aren’t as good as George Takei puns.
a perfect example of reaction to “non-medy”
Well done. This is pretty funny clip. “Please don’t interrupt me.”
Jovial Bob Stein RULES. He used to write/edit for Bananas Magazine in the seventies and eighties, if I am not mistaken (there were a lot of kids’ magazines back then, and I read them all).
Considering the hamburger’s diet, Rich looks grass fed to me.
haha mike verbally abusing rich, reminds me of gamestation 2.0
“Too soon” -Mike March 4, 2014
I love you guys, but Blip is terrible. It maximizes on the wrong screen, usually starts over if you track back or forward and If I see that Perfect Day PS4 commercial one more time I’m going to lose it. That song is an earnest, desperate, bittersweet ballad. It’s not meant to be ironically exploited in such a fashion; nails on a chalkboard. I blame Red Letter Media entirely for this.
Yea, it’s a book for Wacky kids, not retarded kids.
I don’t experience any of the problems you describe, aside from the ad, of course. I won’t venture a guess at what is causing the issue on your end, but I don’t think it is as simple as blaming Blip.
when you drag the browser window to the screen you want to maximize, refresh.
You know Jovial Bob Stine is actually R.L. Stine.
ident, what happened to you?
I gazed too long in the abyss, my friend.
Yeah, James Cameron films can do that to a person.
That joke book is what happens when R.L. Stine needs a paycheck in 1988 and the Scholastic Book Club needs units to sell to fourth graders – crank out a “joke” book that will haunt us for decades.
I think the Blip link might need replacing…
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