101 Wacky Kid Jokes with Mike and Rich Evans

March 4, 2014589 Comments

Mike introduces Rich Evans to the book “101 Wacky Kid Jokes” to Rich Evans’ amusement.


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  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Should I be creative or just say first?

    Oh fuck it… IT’S GONNA BE GREAT!

  • shanebroughton

    It’s a little early for April Fools’ Day guys…

    • Striker, Ted

      Never too early to make Rich suffer.

      • Duckler

        We can abuse him, we have the technology.

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          The Six Million Dollar Laugh Man.

  • http://about.me/hexeno Hexeno

    Is that the guy from Spacecop?!

  • https://twitter.com/theericlarson Obscure Cactus

    Rich Evans should watch the trailer to Transformers 4 and count how many shots of the American flag there are

    • Paul Schumann

      Not enough. (But yes that should happen.)

  • Ant2206

    Rich Evans is the key to all this, because he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had before.

    • Uncle Sporkums

      “See the thing is that they rhyme.. Every joke rhymes with the next one.. Hopefully, it’ll work”

      • Striker, Ted

        Ahh, so its like poetry?

        • shanebroughton

          It’s stylistically designed to be that way and you can’t undo that.

          • Joe Syxpac

            It’ll be great.

          • Norminator

            It’s gonna be great.

  • Alexandria Sanders

    Mike were you just bored? ;)

    I’ll admit, it was cute. i think I read that book as a kid though.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    That joke was Rich.

    • Gene Parmesan

      I cunt believe I just watched that. (is that how these work?)

      • Peter Battifarano

        I want to stick my Dunst in Kirsten’s Cunst. Is that acceptable?

  • Gagarin

    You really needed to cut back to Be Cool About Fire Safety during the helping with dinner joke.

  • RyanTheBold

    Could you not interrupt me?

  • sui-sui

    i need an adult

  • contagioned

    This had me laugh out loud a couple of times. Pretty cute.

  • spidertour02

    But … what DID the brother get for his mom and dad?!

    • stefan

      a list of what he wants

      ….

      WHY AREN’T YOU LAUGHING??

      • Cameron Vale

        We’re listless.

    • http://mrcab666.livejournal.com/ MRCAB

      Hello! A blowjob!

    • Duckler

      The Care Boars.

  • Alex Lee

    Jay: “I liked it because it was only 22 minutes long.”

  • GinGuilt

    see, I dont feel like an asshole for watching this since I’ve watched a whole video of Rich Evans shoving fucking food on his face

  • Zappasolid

    Why is Mike dressed as Niko Bellic?

    • Pissernacht

      …maybe his cousin just wants to see some big American titties?

    • Wasperheimer

      Video game humor!

    • Mohamad Taufiq Morshidi

      Jay called, asking if he wants to go bowling with himself.

  • Uncle Sporkums

    Why do you need hot water while delivering a baby?
    Because if it’s born dead, you can make soup.

    • Domo_Konnichiwa

      What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
      You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

      • Dixon Bawls

        too soon

        • Domo_Konnichiwa

          Well, somebody’s gotta prep the soup.

  • Shaun Peterson

    “Jovial Bob Stine” is also known as “RL Stine” of Goosebumps fame.

    • Pissernacht

      I honestly don’t know what to make of that information. I will say that my notions of reality have been eroded somewhat and I now am leaning closer towards a descent into madness…

      …also, weirdly enough, I have just developed a craving for burritos and mozzarella sticks. I’m not sure if they’re related…

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      That gave me goosebumps… *everybody groans.*

  • Buzz Mcfly

    “…with Mike and Rich Evans”

    Oh, so they finally decided to tie the knot?

    • Ludwig Scroggins IV

      Confirmed for gay.z.

  • milath

    Many examples of nonmedy there.

  • Duckler

    This is why we can have nice things.

  • FlixtheCat

    I love RLM, you can just sit around and I’ll laugh my ass off. Keep it up, please.

  • Duckler

    “Hey kid! Whad’ya do, jump ship? What’s with the life preserver?”

  • Guest

    They have the Digimon movie, fuck yea!

  • TheZaius

    I actually have that book. Bought it back in elementary school days.

  • Mads Bolding Fenger Poulsen

    But about the jokes… I can’t live on without knowing this… Which one was the best of the worst?!

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Wheel never know.

  • TapewormBike

    Is there a similar one with dead baby jokes? I want Jay´s innocent face to…well that thought was now derailed by the image, mmmmmmmm.

    • Jean-François Martel

      i want Jay’s innocent face too… it’d make a beautiful head-wear.

  • TapewormBike

    Knock knock.

    • Duckler

      Who’s there?

      • TapewormBike

        Sense of existential dread that comes with the realization that you already are a walking corpse, rotting and slowly dissolving with every second and every breath and that the total sum of your contributions to this world are less than a spit in the ocean, which is growing larger and larger, thus proving your individuality beyond meaningless. And a bear in clown costume.

        • Alex Lee

          Ah yes. A classic German joke.

        • Joe Syxpac

          “Sense of existential dread that comes with the realization that you already are a walking corpse, rotting and slowly dissolving with every second and every breath and that the total sum of your contributions to this world are less than a spit in the ocean, which is growing larger and larger, thus proving your individuality beyond meaningless. And a bear in a clown costume.”, who?

        • Cameron Vale

          Is there a bear in a clown costume at the door, or is the person answering the door realizing that he/she is a bear in a clown costume?

          • TapewormBike

            Great, now you made me see other existential fears, so I forgot my name, how to drive, shit my pants and started crying.

  • diehounderdoggen

    Here’s a real joke for you:

    Redletter Media is working in Space Cop.

    • TapewormBike

      Imagine the myriad of comments starting with “Fuck y..” if they had been giving that one 100% of their time (I am excited for it too).

  • TapewormBike

    I know he says “black eye” but I did hear “black guy” at first and that made those two sentences into “12 Years a Slave” sequel.

    • TapewormBike

      To the downvoter: If it sounded racist to you for some reason (which I happen not to be) I apologize. But if it was meant to piss me off, I will send my black friends to beat you up.

      • TapewormBike

        Worked!

        • Now I Get It

          Hey, the fucking thing’s gone now!

          And just so you know, you had me at “To the down-voter,” then lost me at “I apologize,” then won me back with “piss me off,” then had me cheering at “my black friends to beat you up,” then lost me again when I realized you hadn’t written “lily black friends.”

          You should always use “lily” before “black,” as in “Hey, get your lily black ass over here!” It’s just good idiom, which, living in Europe, you probably don’t know about. But that’s what you should say. Always. It shows solidarity.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            “I only work in lily black and very, very dark grey.”

            Sounds kinda odd.

          • Now I Get It

            Odd but, the way you put it, also beautiful. I hope it catches on.

      • boodomi

        Comment voting is a serious business

        • TapewormBike

          (straightens his suspenders)

        • Dixon Bawls

          No; chemical weapons is Syria’s business…

  • TapewormBike

    My brothers and sisters did spend a lot of time in Yor´s room…..

    • Joe Syxpac

      YOR’S ROOM, HE’S THE MAN!

    • WrongWithYourFace

      Great minds think alike.

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    This is possibly the best thing I’ve seen in my entire life.

  • TapewormBike

    Ok, right after I clicked to post a comment the site went completely down. I..I might be too funny for internet to handle.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Evan? I guess the S is ilent.

    • Now I Get It

      Naw, it’s just invi ible.

  • Ubik

    Rich Evans smiles like the Mona Lisa.

    • Percy Gryce

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Didn’t Mark make that?

        • Percy Gryce

          What are you saying? That I couldn’t render such a masterpiece? That my skills are too feeble? My mind too weak?

          Actually, it was Dixon Bawls.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Ahh yes, Dicks n’ Balls.

          • Percy Gryce

            I thought you’d appreciate an explicit reference to Dixon Bawls. So I just threw it out there–put it right in your face.

          • Dixon Bawls

            Yay!

          • Percy Gryce

            Thank you for your service. And sorry I misappropriated your masterpiece.

          • Dixon Bawls

            That’s what it’s for.

          • Percy Gryce

            You’re a gentlescholar and a man.

          • Dixon Bawls

            Actually I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.

          • Percy Gryce

            Seriously? That’s great. Mrs. Gryce keeps her diary locked up. Any help with that?

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            I’ve had enough Dixon Balls right in my face when I went to Catholic school, thank you very much.

          • Striker, Ted

            There are no words to describe this…seriously there aren’t any, I’d have to hit myself over the head with some rock hard Styrofoam to speak the appropriate gibberish.

  • AnimationWorksNL

    They should do the Ghostbusters telepathty test on Rich Evans. ‘You’re no fluke, Rich!’

  • Joe Syxpac

    If they’re jokes, than why is the one kid scaring the other kid on the cover? Are they scary jokes?

    • Cameron Vale

      Maybe the artist thought the book was about pranks?

      • Joe Syxpac

        Or maybe the artist thought it was a book of jokes for wacky kids? Kids with green faces and fangs or broken wrists and anti-gravity pigtails?

    • Heinzy

      Its symbolic.

    • durhay

      It’s like poetry.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      >than

  • bob665

    So here’s the mystery of comedy. If I told those jokes my four-year-old cousin
    it probably kicked me in the shin for wasting his time. Yet two adults one
    telling the other bad jokes equals me laughing. Why!

    • Percy Gryce

      That’s right, Jay!

    • Cameron Vale

      The suit is not black.

  • Jason Dubin

    NOMEDY!

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      nonmedy*

  • catnep

    Oooh, saving this one for beer o’clock.

  • sepiajack

    That was unexpected and great!

  • LukeMM95

    Why’s Rich always wearing that life preserver indoors? Is it really that cold in Milwaukee?

    • durhay

      Dork thinks he’s gonna drown

  • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

    Hoo boy, that was a whole lotta non-medy… I think one thing is very clear from this video: Rich Evans is, in fact, being held against his will by the RLM crew.

    • Joe Syxpac

      Let’s put together a rescue team!

      • Percy Gryce

        This guy volunteers to lead the strike team:

        • Domo_Konnichiwa

          He’s of no help. He’s not even holding the gun right.

          He even forgot to take the safety off.

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          Why do I feel like he should be juggling?…

          • Domo_Konnichiwa

            How do you kill a circus clown?
            You go for the juggler.

        • Peter

          He’s a great guy to ask for anything. He can’t say no.

        • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

          Carrot Top isn’t as funny now that he’s a Juggalo rapper.

      • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

        ..

        • Duckler

          Now I’m picturing this mug next to the ladies from Pussy Riot.

          • Domo_Konnichiwa

            Except nobody would spray paint Rich. He’s above that sort of abuse.

          • Dixon Bawls

            I’m picturing the porn parody “Free Pussy Riot!”…

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          Rich FreEvans.

    • Jean-François Martel

      i wonder if, between videos, they treat him like circus animals are treated. put in a cage too small for him and underfed (so he doesn’t have the energy to run) and tasered and such.

      • Joe Syxpac

        Or… they put a bomb in his brain.

        • Dr. Blake Downs

          Maybe they are withholding his brain medicine

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          No, they put a FORK in his brain.

        • Thanatos2k

          That has to be the dumbest idea ever shoved into a Redlettermedia video for convenience.

      • LelouchtheFilial

        UNDERfed?
        Aha…AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

        • Jean-François Martel

          in all seriousness, food intake and weight are not always related, some people will eat the smallest amount and gain 10 pounds, some people will eat like pigs and look like an underwear model. All bodies react differently to certain things.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Well, typically things that are underfed aren’t overweight. Ever see any fat African kids in those Christian aid videos [those potbellies don't count because those are parasites, not fat].

          • Percy Gryce

            *”. . . fat African children in Cambodia . . .”

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Cambodian breast milk, anyone?

          • Jean-François Martel

            You’re right, i guess i thought more of the fact that when you don’t eat you become skinny on most of your body but your belly can stay bloated and round (not just African kids but also people in 1st world countries suffering from anorexia and bulimia, not always but it happens, etc).

          • LelouchtheFilial

            Oh, I’m only teasing.

          • LelouchtheFilial

            That’s li’l Plinkett Jr. in the bottom corner there.

          • Jean-François Martel

            I know, i know <3
            i'm just a little paranoid about those kinds of details.

          • AuDiOsAnE

            Considering the hamburger’s diet, Rich looks grass fed to me.

    • Striker, Ted

      If he wants to escape he should try spinning, that’s a good trick.

  • LukeMM95

    Now I want the next Best of the Worst needs to be anime related.

  • Ludwig Scroggins IV

    This made me horny.

    • Jean-François Martel

      Rich Evan’s pain does that to us all.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    So blowjob was the correct answer, right? Could we get that on camera?

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      “Well, that’s getting cut.”

      • Domo_Konnichiwa

        What’s Bobbitt’s idea of foreplay?
        Having the stitches removed.

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          That makes me sad.

          • Domo_Konnichiwa

            Well, to cheer yourself up, you should go play some golf.

            Improve your Slice.

  • bjørn

    “Too soon” lol, love all his nonsentical comments

    • ident

      They seemed quite sentical to me.

      • bjørn

        I’m only talking about the “too soon” one in this video, but he’s said something similar, in other videos… something that’s funny because it’s unexpected.

        • ident

          I see what you mean, but the robust senticallity running through the entire video nearly redefines what it means to be senticalacious.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      Nonsentical? Man, too soon…

  • ivan zhuravlyov

    I usually use a pencil! Ha…

    That one actually got me a little. Definitely going to tell it to my friends while drinking in future…

    I lead a sad life.

  • Jeremy Davis

    How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan.

  • Monty

    The only thing wrong with this video is that it’s only 5minutes long.

  • Monty

    I was at a zoo the other day and all it had was 1 dog in it. It was a shih tzu!

  • JOnn

    So much non-medy

  • http://solo4357.blogspot.com/ Solo4357

    These guys have taken “awkward” and turned it into performance art. A 5 minute video creating the dictionary definition of “awkward.” Well done.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    I did that with Grandma while other family members were in attendance, but it was with a blonde jokes book. I was too young to understand that you don’t do sex jokes with your elders, but the horrified look on their faces made me giggle with glee. I’ve been a fan of inappropriate jokes ever since.

    • Now I Get It

      I had the same experience at eight, only substitute mum for grandma, cigarettes for jokes, 20 for 6-7, disappointment for horror, and shame for glee. Then add disgrace because I tried to lie about what I’d been doing. I’ve been unable to lie for gain ever since. …But I will half make some shit up.

      • Domo_Konnichiwa

        At least it wasn’t blowjobs for crack or movie ticket money. Think how Jay’s parents must feel, then use that to prove to your mum that you’re a great kid.

    • Cameron Vale

      That sounds like a very Sarah-Silverman-esque set.

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    You would’ve been better off with Mad Libs.

    • Thanatos2k

      You would’ve been better off dead

      • Domo_Konnichiwa

        I prefer better off Dredd.

  • TJ

    I lost it at “Thank you, that will be all.”

    Also, I have a book entitled “The World’s Best Jokes” from 1936 that I am tempted to send to you guys for another installment of this wonderful mess.

    • Domo_Konnichiwa

      RLM’s Joke library would be better than the LIbrary of Congress. We must help them out. They should also get like a gag-gift library.

      • TJ

        This would be perfect then! Just check out the Table of Contents…

        Unfortunately, jokes under “Little Willies” and “Boners” aren’t quite what you would expect.

        • Domo_Konnichiwa

          Oooh. Hobo jokes! Read me one!!!! Pleaaaase!

          • TJ

            This one is a doozy, and by that I mean it is a horrible disappointment.

            “That woman never turns away a hungry man”
            “Ah, genuinely charitable!”
            “Hardly that. She says, ‘Are you so hungry you want to saw some wood for a dinner?’ And the answer is, ‘No’.”

            I beginning to wonder if the author of this book isn’t an ancestor of Jovial Bob Stine.

          • Domo_Konnichiwa

            Does Bob Stine add unnecessary adverbs to every sentence he makes?

        • TapewormBike

          Little Willies….how do you construct a pun, or are those just drawings?

        • NotoriousPAT

          Negro Jokes: Have you ever noticed a white guy drives a horse and buggy like this, and a black guy drives a horse and buggy like this?

          • TJ

            Close, but much more horribly racist.

        • Hale

          Hey, why do black people love fried chicken?

          Because it tastes great and everybody loves chicken.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Library or li-berry?

        • Domo_Konnichiwa

          “Now there’s a li-berrian I’d actually want to fuck.”

  • Now I Get It

    Okay, this is fan service, obviously. The only question is who it’s for: either this site’s wordplay fetishists or whatever is the opposite of that.

  • John Smith

    Rich Evans looks like actor Harris Yulin.

  • NotoriousPAT

    Rich Evans has no mirth in his soul.

  • LelouchtheFilial

    Jay would have read this to Rich, but he’s still having trouble with “Oh, The Places You’ll Go.”

  • diehounderdoggen

    This is the definition of non-medy.

  • durhay

    Like trying to catch a unique rabbit.

    • Percy Gryce

      Ahh, the joke that haunted my childhood.

  • Mike Hunt

    Mike’s monotone voice is just comedy gold

  • JohnBigbooty

    Hay Mike. Please try a Jackie the Jokeman book next time. It’s a good way to feel ashamed for laughing.

    - A waiter goes over to a table of Jewish women and says, “Is anything alright?”

    • LelouchtheFilial

      Jews actually CAME UP with that joke, though, so I refuse to feel ashamed.

      • Now I Get It
        • sepiajack

          The first Jewish president is being sworn in and his mother is in the crowd, and she turns to the lady next to her while pointing at her son the new president and says “You see that man up there? His brother’s a doc-tah,” with pride.

          • JohnBigbooty

            An Irish guy and a Jew are walking down the street when they see a sexy woman. The Irish guy says, “Let’s screw her.” And the Jew says, “Screw her outta what?”

        • http://faddlechud.tumblr.com/ Faddlechud

          HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS SITE :O

          I love you, Now I Get It :D

          • Now I Get It

            Thanks…

            http://images.cpcache.com/image/8997054.png

            I Get That A Lot. *

            * Jewish people not affiliated with NIGI Enterprises. No Jews were endorsed during the making of this post. …But, yeah, that site is quite charming.

  • Tardo

    Wow… so this happened.

  • Hale

    Wait what…What…WHAAAAT!?

    MOTEL HELL?! Oh wait and Digimon I guess.

    • I Shot J.R

      WHY WOULD YOU HAVE TWO?
      WHY WOULD YOU HAVE ONE?

    • WrongWithYourFace

      S-Soccer Dog??

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Tru dat.

      • Dixon Bawls

        Soccer Dog is neither soccer nor a dog…

    • boodomi

      They don’t even need The Wheel of the Worst when got these gems

      • Percy Gryce

        Bite your tongue.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        “when got these gems”

        Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

  • Memoman

    #FreeDick2014

  • Gene Parmesan

    Can we please stick to a pattern and file this under “Rich Evans Watches…”.

    • Midlander

      Is that technically accurate though? Maybe “Rich Evans Suffers…” would be closer to the mark.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I have a bad joke to share that I just made up.

    Why did the old lady wear condoms on her ears while having phone sex?

    She didn’t want to get hearing AIDS!

    • LelouchtheFilial

      You really phoned this one in.

  • Frank

    I fuc*ing swear, I had that book when I was a kid… it should be lying around somewhere. XD

    • sepiajack

      The cover looks familiar to me as well

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      When I censor the word ‘fucking’, I typically do it like this to piss people off:

      fuck*ng

    • ident

      Likewise, cover looks familiar.

  • JAGUART

    I watched this whole thing, and all I could think of the entire time was what it would be like to sit on Rich or Mike’s lap.

  • Percy Gryce

    I didn’t ask you to predict them.

  • Percy Gryce

    Evans is such a fucking prima donna, storming off the set like that.

    • WrongWithYourFace

      Thanks to him we didn’t even get to hear the rest of the jokes!

    • http://www.plasticpals.com/ Robotbling

      Maybe next time they’ll duct tape him to the chair.

    • Thanatos2k

      They need to shove him back into his Gamestation pod, where there is no escape.

    • catnep

      I call stunt double on this. The arms are too bony!

  • Percy Gryce

    I imagine that this is the recapitulation of many a high-school lunch hour for Mike & Rich: Mike would corner Rich and read him some Star Wars comix or Star Trek fanzine to try to get him to react.

    • sepiajack

      Sounds about right

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      ‘Rich Reacts’ is far older than we anticipated.

  • DisqusHound

    “What did you get mom and dad for Christmas?”
    “A blowjob.”

    You win, Rich. You win.

  • Paul Schumann

    This is Ash Wednesday after all. Perhaps we can look forward to 40 days of RichEvans expiating our sins through the worst non-medic torture Mike & Jay can come up with.

  • thermoplasticity

    This is like a surreal performance art piece. This could be the opening act for Waiting for Godot.

  • thermoplasticity

    I love how no matter what, the next video is always The Care Bears Save Christmas.

    • Duckler

      It’s a dry rage…

  • http://macaulay.us/ Scottland559

    You guys are professional time wasters. Good business is where you find it. Rich Evans is to Mike Stoklasa what Karl Pilkington is To Ricky Gervais. BTW, I agree the black-eye joke wasn’t too bad.

    • Meester Smeeth

      I’d love to see a conversation between Karl Pilkington and Rich Evans, but not as much as I’d love to see a laugh-off with Rich Evans and Ricky Gervais.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        I am very happy that those two things are starting to be mentioned together. A little too happy.

  • Meester Smeeth

    When’s the next 101 Wacky Kid Jokes with Mike and Rich Evans?

  • Noah Roalson

    As this video goes on Rich just seems to be more and more overjoyed!

  • Peter Battifarano

    This face from Rich says it all.

  • nautonnier

    Too soon?

    I had to stop playback I was laughing so hard. Mike is a genius and I don’t say that lightly.

    • LelouchtheFilial

      It WAS too soon, by the way.
      As an elephant with VIVID memory of my sexual abuse as a child, I was highly offended.
      Genius or no, Mr. Stoklasa has crossed a line.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Did someone put your trunk into their orifice or something?

        • LelouchtheFilial

          Golden showers and oral sex were involved.
          So, as you can imagine… for an elephant, I sure do hate “PEE-NUTS.”
          (Hello, my name is Jake, and I will be your guide down the Nonmedy Trail today.)

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            If I start now, I may still be young enough to carve out a comfortable life being a Stand Up Nonmedian.

          • LelouchtheFilial

            Could you… could you not interrupt me?

  • Domo_Konnichiwa

    Jessi was the Justice of the Peace.

    • Percy Gryce

      She always dreamed of marrying Mike–just not in that way.

  • Percy Gryce

    He’s got 99 problems, but a sandwich ain’t one.

  • The Summer of George

    Nice to see Rich Evans is raising donations for the Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I don’t know how this is relevant, but I couldn’t think of anywhere else to share this.

    http://25.media.tumblr.com/df63a5eb2da6ab7f2f5d8f718e90b014/tumblr_n1nxde2T7s1qmm5n6o1_400.gif

    • Meester Smeeth

      I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere about Rich Evans retaining water… maybe even Mike.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        I supplied the GIF. I was too much in a trance to make any jokes… I just sat where wondering why the hell someone would film this and why I’m watching it…

        IT’S UP TO THE RLM FANS TO PROVIDE JOKES!

        • Meester Smeeth

          Well, my comment was more of a framework for a joke, really… shit, how does Jay Leno do this?

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            He gets countless others to write them for him.

          • Meester Smeeth

            Ah.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            CHOO!

          • Meester Smeeth

            Ha! Sneeze-jokes.

          • WrongWithYourFace

            I thought it was a train joke.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            How does a train sneeze?

            It goes ah-CHOO-CHOO!

          • Meester Smeeth

            Hey! You guys! How does a walrus sneeze?

            It goes goo goo g’ah-CHOO-CHOO.

            Sorry about that.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            HA! A Bettles joke!

        • WrongWithYourFace

          I’m sure it’s trying to sell something. What the fuck that is, I have no idea. I’ll pass the joke to someone else… I too can’t get my eyes of that GIF.

          • WrongWithYourFace

            I think I got it now! They’re trying to sell the baby! Holds liquids? Goodbye, diapers!

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      I can’t shake the feeling that this is both child abuse and sexual assault.

      • Meester Smeeth

        Those ducks don’t look too happy, either.

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      She’s just sitting there eating her Cheerios® and this fucker pours juice all over both her AND her food. You can see disappointment and bewilderment on her face at it transfixes the circular juice pouring motion.

    • Now I Get It

      This is the life jacket Rich wishes he’d been wearing to repel Mike’s spoon-fed jokes. See? It’s relevant because “You didn’t blah-blah-blah…but your brain did.” …Nice find, Waco.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Aww. It’d be cute to see Rich in pink. :)

    • Domo_Konnichiwa

      She keeps missing the cereal bowl. WHY DOES SHE KEEP MISSING THE CEREAL BOWL?!

  • Mark Bisone

    Knock Knock.

    • Dixon Bawls

      Who dat? Who dere?

      • Mark Bisone

        Mark.

        • LelouchtheFilial

          Oh, hi, Mark.
          No… SHIT!

          • Mark Bisone

            You think abowt evrithing.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            about* everything*

            Mark, I’m worried about you… do we need to up your dosage of brain medicine?

          • Mark Bisone

            Knock knock.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            You’re too far gone…

            No he’s not! We can rebuild him!

          • Mark Bisone

            Yew thank aboot averything.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            The Six Hundred Dollar Man.

          • Mark Bisone

            I can do it for Five Fifty. The Five Fitty Cent Man.

          • Mark Bisone

            Knock knock.

          • Mark Bisone

            Knock knark.

          • Domo_Konnichiwa

            I think your door is broken.

          • Mark Bisone

            Knick Knack.

          • Mark Bisone

            I just realized something…

            If I reply to this for the rest of the night, I could eclipse your precious Canaan post record…

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            The wall of shame will be all mixed up… How will I know which way is up and which way is anti-up?

          • Mark Bisone

            You will know up by the sound of one hand clapping a poem as lovely as a tree. Boobs.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            As Mike would say, “That doesn’t make any god damn sense!”

          • Mark Bisone

            Shit, I just realized Joyce Kilmer was fucking obsessed with tits.

        • Duckler

          Tru dat.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        Tru dat? Tru dere?

  • karpo

    So that’s where you get your material from.

  • Jordan Oas

    Jovial Bob Stine. Aka: Robert Lawrence Stine or R.L. Stine. Yes the man who wrote these terrible jokes also wrote Goosebumps, the children’s horror stories from the ’90s.

    • ident

      The original Goosebumps series of books ran from 1992 to 1997. 101 Wacky Kid Jokes was published in 1997. This was R. L. Stine’s follow up to Goosebumps. R. L. Stine ruined my childhood.

  • WrongWithYourFace

    I have watched this four times already and each time I forget what awaits after that. So when the infamous tune starts to play, I slowly close my eyes in despair before quickly scrolling up from the comments to stop the madness.

    • Daniel Bakke

      It was extra painful this time.

  • Jayless

    Jokes aside; This was hilarious.

  • blau

    I actually owned that book as a kid. I loved it and thought it was amazing.

  • Robby

    “Can you not interrupt me?”

    • Duckler

      Yes. Oh poot.

  • Robby

    So I guess…You could say…R.L. Stein has been…Ghost writing, for RedLetterMedia this whole time.

    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

    • TJ

      Jovi L. Stein

  • http://thomasthrasher.com/ Thin Thrizzy

    Further evidence on how much Mike despises Rich.

    • catnep

      So true! The envy is palpyable.

  • WackyPackage

    I think they went too far in a few places…

  • Percy Gryce

    Thank you, that’ll be all.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    I may or may not have reacted to this video by producing some near-Rich laughter and I may or may not have filmed it and I may or may not have uploaded it onto the YouTubes…

    • WrongWithYourFace

      You are blessed with some great powers, friend.

      • Mitchell Taco Nash

        With great power comes great power.

        • WrongWithYourFace

          So where is it?

          • Mitchell Taco Nash
          • catnep

            Hahahaha. My favorite part was when you got all misty-eyed.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Hey catnep, I’ve got another video that I think you’ll enjoy, but it might make you misty-eyed.

            PS – It’s about a cet.

          • catnep

            I had screening! In fact I had to watch it twice I was so moved by the angsty premise and soundtrack. Clever and despite its simplicity, it has depth. Will we be seeing more of these, Taco?

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Perhaps. I went to my friend’s place to edit it. He said it was stupid right up until the enlarged, slow motion tear drop and the spinning cet. Then he started laughing and helped me form ideas for the video, even suggesting the music we used for the video.

            His parents may or may not have disowned him after viewing it.

          • catnep

            Well, keep at it I say. If your friend can say something is stupid at first, but is open-minded enough to collaborate on ‘stupid’ to make it better, that’s about the greatest partnership you can hope for!

          • Ahnult

            OK that’s pretty effing funny.

          • TapewormBike

            I love how you seem almost desperate to fight the already lost fight with the hilarity.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            I tried so hard
            And got so far
            But in the end
            It doesn’t even matter

          • WrongWithYourFace

            If I made a reaction video to your reaction video, my reaction would be almost a reflection to yours.

          • TJ

            I think we all go “Oh no, it’s the fucking Care Boars” after every video.

          • Joe Syxpac

            Hearing someone else say it made my day.

          • Tardo

            You got the awkward RLM ending just right, congratulations!

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            I do the same thing at the end of sex.

            Which is odd, though, because the 30 seconds of silence is roughly 3 times longer than the activity itself.

          • Percy Gryce

            I’m crying on the inside.

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Last time I cried on the inside, my lungs filled up with water and I became very ill.

          • Now I Get It

            THE was AMAZIN TACO. You should have your own CHANNEL – that I’m finding out about only now, why???

          • Mitchell Taco Nash

            Funny story: the reason it’s ‘Amazin’ instead of ‘Amazing’ isn’t because the other name was taken, it’s because I somehow fucked up the spelling.

          • Now I Get It

            WHAT’S WHITE WITH YOUR TEEEETH???

    • TJ

      Nice! Now we need a video of someone reacting to your reaction.

  • ShadowACS

    I’m surprised more people don’t think to do kids’ joke books as a quick, sleazy cash grab.

    • ident

      How many would cease your surprise? An Amazon search returns 4,472 results for books about “kid jokes”. And that’s just the ones in print.

  • ident

    I can’t help but notice that the Wheel of the Worst is missing from this video. What hath thy anger wrought?

  • Felix K

    Seems like the kind of book you would buy at the..toilet store.

  • Paul Woodcock

    well that was um…I’m lost for words

  • bb-15

    I think that Rich had the right punch line for all of these jokes… “Blowjob”.

    • DanceK

      That makes me think of a joke about an Englishman, an Irishman, and a prostitute.

  • Now I Get It

    I was about six and playing outside, when our landlady (Catholic) pulled me into their family’s tent trailer and told me to stop being so happy.

  • Victor Santiago Marquez

    I spot two copies of The Digimon Movie. I approve.

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    The Director’s Cut of this video has Rich bleeding out of his eyes at the five minute mark.

    • LukeMM95

      If Rich didn’t get out of there when he did, he’d probably look something like this:

      • Jigsaw

        Ah… good old Event Horizon. Who knew that Paul W.S. Anderson could make good movies?

        • The King Of Space

          Allegedly over half of the movie was re-shot without him

          • Groundloop

            I’ve seen no documentation to back that up, but it wouldn’t surprise me in the least.

  • shuura84

    RLM you frauds !
    I pressed play for 101 jokes and that didn’t qualify… I want my money back.

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  • Thanatos2k

    What the hell…there’s TWO copies of it on the shelf too!

  • splimis

    I guess this is like a nonmedy seminar.

  • Meester Smeeth

    He’s not fat, he’s retaining water.

    • Domo_Konnichiwa

      I bet he has Really Skinny legs. Just bad weight distribution.

  • HollywoodIsDead

    Hey Rich, you jump ship? What’s with the life preserver?
    Seriously, that vest is doing you no favors. Take it out back and burn it.

    • Domo_Konnichiwa

      The orange brings out the flush in his cheeks.

    • catnep

      Wearing tight, unbreathable garments is a valid weight loss method. Think of it as a man-corset.

  • StopThinkingBrainUrGoingToHurt

    So how about a “Rich reacts to the new Transformers trailer” video. I’m sure that you’ll make back the monies spent on its production.

    • Duckler

      Oh god, there’s another one? I hate Rich as much as his best friend does, but I would not subject him to that..

    • Gorrister

      The real kicker would be “Rich reacts to a randomly selected episode of The Big Bang Theory”, but I’m pretty sure such acts are prohibited by the constitution.

  • Duckler

    Can we get Rich a “No Fat Chicks” tee shirt? Just because?

  • fuckstick

    Care Boars proves that RLM are mean drunks.

  • ident

    A 4-Star review on Amazon:

    “I got this book when I was in the third grade. I thought it was the
    funniest thing on the face of the planet. I read this book so many
    times. I think the authors are so creative in writing these jokes. I
    also think almost all these jokes are funny. This book never, ever gets
    old. This must be the best joke book ever. I would defitinely
    recommend this book to anyone who likes comedy. A book defitinely worth
    reading twice.”

    http://www.amazon.com/101-Wacky-Jokes-Jovial-Stine/dp/0590413996

  • ident

    A 1-Star review on Amazon:

    “I’m a teacher in Bucks County, PA. This book was sent to my classroom
    as part of a set. Unfortunately I had to remove it from my classroom. I
    teach a high school class of autistic students. Their sense of humor
    is not very keen. They’ve read the book and since then their sense of
    humor has regressed severely. Please do not let a loved one read this
    book. Just say NO”

    101 Wacky Kid Jokes caused autistic children to regress “severely”.

    http://www.amazon.com/101-Wacky-Jokes-Jovial-Stine/dp/0590413996

    • Joe Syxpac

      So it is a joke book for wacky kids.

      • ident

        As long as they’re wearing their underwear or Wapner isn’t on.

  • Pebkio Nomare

    You know… I think I like Mike best when he’s being a terrible asshole. That’s incredibly funny to me and I don’t know why…

    • TapewormBike

      It is it?

    • Percy Gryce

      He does a pretty good nerd too–like when he was Spock for Richevans’s Halloween birthday party.

      • Pebkio Nomare

        But Percy, he only beamed in ’cause of Star Trek.

        • Percy Gryce

          Tru dat.

  • Showbiz Pizza Bear

    Cut him some slack – he was forced to eat a giant cheeseburger smothered in butter for our entertainment a few months back.

    • Bahareh Khosravi

      He deliberately fucked up that take 9 times

    • Bahareh Khosravi

      He deliberately fucked up that take 9 times

    • catnep

      He also lives in frigging cold Wisconsin! He needs some meat on his bones.

  • Mitchell Taco Nash

    Rich doesn’t conform to your ideas of beauty. He’s an independent man!

  • Bahareh Khosravi

    There is more comedic value in these 5 and a half minutes of Mike and Rich just interacting than the entirety of Adam Sandler’s career.

    • Dr. Blake Downs

      http://24.media.tumblr.com/476a65358d4047ceafeac1d8d9b6b626/tumblr_mws8xu4jfy1rome1po1_400.gif

      Take that back. Thanks to Adam Sandler “I wanna get chocolate wasted” has been added into our lexicon.

      • Bahareh Khosravi

        A thousand pardons my lord. I shall cut my tongue and swallow molten lead as punishment! Oh wait I don’t have molten lead, I guess watching the Zohan counts as torture right?

      • ident

        Whatever good Adam Sandler may or may not have given the world has been expertly and finally bulldozed by the trailer for his new movie, Blended. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BtGeSaGodY

        • Guest

          my soul cries out for the sweet release of death.

        • Mitchell Taco Nash

          Oh sweet god no.

          I tried watching that and only got 30 seconds in.

          • Domo_Konnichiwa

            I like how his movie wives get younger with each new release.

        • catnep

          Yikes. This is Drew Barrymore’s fourth Sandler film! What a waste.

          http://www.dejascene.com/movies/index/drew-barrymore/adam-sandler

        • Pebkio Nomare

          You couldn’t have possibly imagined that, even without all the man in drag jokes, that Blended could actually be worse than Jack and Jill…

          …that it could be the worst thing since bagpipes…

  • Red Rowz

    Too soon!

  • Katharina Sabel

    Am I missing some running gag why they always call Rich by his full name? Why not just Rich? Why always Rich Evans?

    • ident

      His greatness cannot be contained in one syllable.

      • Katharina Sabel

        Ha….fair enough :’)

  • tweakerbelle

    That was so funny I queefed.

    • Percy Gryce

      TMI.

      • Joe Syxpac

        Too little, IMO.

  • Chris Hull

    I don’t know if anyone mentioned this already but Jovial Bob Stine is apparently R. L Stine, author of the Goosebumps series. I’m not sure how to feel about that.

    • ident

      It’s been mentioned and you’re supposed to feel colicy about it.

  • Percy Gryce

    I just the sent the boys a little somethin’ I’m calling the “Nukie Party Pack.” Ask and ye shall receive:

    https://www.facebook.com/redlettermedia/photos/a.422553667633.197741.344732297633/10151977704902634/?type=1&stream_ref=10

    • Mitchell Taco Nash

      What…. what is Nukie?

      • Percy Gryce

        Brain and brain. What is brain?

      • ident

        What part of “A magical space adventure” was unclear or potentially misleading to the point of a class action lawsuit?

    • Duckler

      Now they have five?! oh lord..

      • Percy Gryce

        More. I may have gone too far in a few places.

    • WrongWithYourFace

      You used my favorite saying!

      Also, BoTW coming soon… They’ve really stepped up their production recently, haven’t they?

      • Percy Gryce

        Thanks for the heads up! Their “Coming Soon” announcements run 1-3 days ahead, so it could be any minute now!

        And it better not feature fucking Nukie ’cause I just mailed them a related package.

        • WrongWithYourFace

          Let the refreshing begin.

      • Percy Gryce

        “You used my favorite saying!”

        Nukie Party Pack™?

        • WrongWithYourFace

          Hah! I’d gladly have that as my favorite saying but I’m afraid it’s not very versatile. Unless someone proves otherwise??

          I was referring to “ask and ye shall receive”. I use it frequently.

  • Daniel Heidenreich

    It’s the Rich Evans Guide To Non-medy!

  • ElCamino

    Is this the new Plinkett review? If so, absolutely brilliant!

  • Andrey Tarkovsky Reference

    Well, those jokes aren’t as good as George Takei puns.

  • Matt S

    2:03
    a perfect example of reaction to “non-medy”

  • 24601

    Well done. This is pretty funny clip. “Please don’t interrupt me.”

  • Boehm

    “Too soon” -Mike March 4, 2014

  • ident

    I don’t experience any of the problems you describe, aside from the ad, of course. I won’t venture a guess at what is causing the issue on your end, but I don’t think it is as simple as blaming Blip.

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