Mike introduces Rich Evans to the book “101 Wacky Kid Jokes” to Rich Evans’ amusement.
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Should I be creative or just say first?
Oh fuck it… IT’S GONNA BE GREAT!
It’s a little early for April Fools’ Day guys…
Never too early to make Rich suffer.
We can abuse him, we have the technology.
The Six Million Dollar Laugh Man.
Is that the guy from Spacecop?!
Rich Evans should watch the trailer to Transformers 4 and count how many shots of the American flag there are
Not enough. (But yes that should happen.)
Rich Evans is the key to all this, because he’s a funnier character than we’ve ever had before.
“See the thing is that they rhyme.. Every joke rhymes with the next one.. Hopefully, it’ll work”
Ahh, so its like poetry?
It’s stylistically designed to be that way and you can’t undo that.
It’ll be great.
It’s gonna be great.
Mike were you just bored?
I’ll admit, it was cute. i think I read that book as a kid though.
That joke was Rich.
I cunt believe I just watched that. (is that how these work?)
I want to stick my Dunst in Kirsten’s Cunst. Is that acceptable?
You really needed to cut back to Be Cool About Fire Safety during the helping with dinner joke.
Could you not interrupt me?
i need an adult
This had me laugh out loud a couple of times. Pretty cute.
But … what DID the brother get for his mom and dad?!
a list of what he wants
WHY AREN’T YOU LAUGHING??
Hello! A blowjob!
The Care Boars.
Jay: “I liked it because it was only 22 minutes long.”
see, I dont feel like an asshole for watching this since I’ve watched a whole video of Rich Evans shoving fucking food on his face
Why is Mike dressed as Niko Bellic?
…maybe his cousin just wants to see some big American titties?
Video game humor!
Jay called, asking if he wants to go bowling with himself.
Why do you need hot water while delivering a baby?
Because if it’s born dead, you can make soup.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Well, somebody’s gotta prep the soup.
“Jovial Bob Stine” is also known as “RL Stine” of Goosebumps fame.
I honestly don’t know what to make of that information. I will say that my notions of reality have been eroded somewhat and I now am leaning closer towards a descent into madness…
…also, weirdly enough, I have just developed a craving for burritos and mozzarella sticks. I’m not sure if they’re related…
That gave me goosebumps… *everybody groans.*
“…with Mike and Rich Evans”
Oh, so they finally decided to tie the knot?
Confirmed for gay.z.
Many examples of nonmedy there.
This is why we can have nice things.
I love RLM, you can just sit around and I’ll laugh my ass off. Keep it up, please.
“Hey kid! Whad’ya do, jump ship? What’s with the life preserver?”
They have the Digimon movie, fuck yea!
I actually have that book. Bought it back in elementary school days.
But about the jokes… I can’t live on without knowing this… Which one was the best of the worst?!
Wheel never know.
Is there a similar one with dead baby jokes? I want Jay´s innocent face to…well that thought was now derailed by the image, mmmmmmmm.
i want Jay’s innocent face too… it’d make a beautiful head-wear.
Sense of existential dread that comes with the realization that you already are a walking corpse, rotting and slowly dissolving with every second and every breath and that the total sum of your contributions to this world are less than a spit in the ocean, which is growing larger and larger, thus proving your individuality beyond meaningless. And a bear in clown costume.
Ah yes. A classic German joke.
Pictured: a young Friedrich Nietzsche biting the head off of a gummi serpent during Frosh Week. This traditional hazing would give Hitler the necessary sugar rush to seize the Sudetenland.
that is strangely erotic, the gif, not the description.
“Sense of existential dread that comes with the realization that you already are a walking corpse, rotting and slowly dissolving with every second and every breath and that the total sum of your contributions to this world are less than a spit in the ocean, which is growing larger and larger, thus proving your individuality beyond meaningless. And a bear in a clown costume.”, who?
Is there a bear in a clown costume at the door, or is the person answering the door realizing that he/she is a bear in a clown costume?
Great, now you made me see other existential fears, so I forgot my name, how to drive, shit my pants and started crying.
Here’s a real joke for you:
Redletter Media is working in Space Cop.
Imagine the myriad of comments starting with “Fuck y..” if they had been giving that one 100% of their time (I am excited for it too).
I know he says “black eye” but I did hear “black guy” at first and that made those two sentences into “12 Years a Slave” sequel.
To the downvoter: If it sounded racist to you for some reason (which I happen not to be) I apologize. But if it was meant to piss me off, I will send my black friends to beat you up.
Hey, the fucking thing’s gone now!
And just so you know, you had me at “To the down-voter,” then lost me at “I apologize,” then won me back with “piss me off,” then had me cheering at “my black friends to beat you up,” then lost me again when I realized you hadn’t written “lily black friends.”
You should always use “lily” before “black,” as in “Hey, get your lily black ass over here!” It’s just good idiom, which, living in Europe, you probably don’t know about. But that’s what you should say. Always. It shows solidarity.
“I only work in lily black and very, very dark grey.”
Sounds kinda odd.
Odd but, the way you put it, also beautiful. I hope it catches on.
Comment voting is a serious business
(straightens his suspenders)
No; chemical weapons is Syria’s business…
My brothers and sisters did spend a lot of time in Yor´s room…..
YOR’S ROOM, HE’S THE MAN!
Great minds think alike.
This is possibly the best thing I’ve seen in my entire life.
Ok, right after I clicked to post a comment the site went completely down. I..I might be too funny for internet to handle.
Evan? I guess the S is ilent.
Naw, it’s just invi ible.
Rich Evans smiles like the Mona Lisa.
Didn’t Mark make that?
What are you saying? That I couldn’t render such a masterpiece? That my skills are too feeble? My mind too weak?
Actually, it was Dixon Bawls.
Ahh yes, Dicks n’ Balls.
I thought you’d appreciate an explicit reference to Dixon Bawls. So I just threw it out there–put it right in your face.
Thank you for your service. And sorry I misappropriated your masterpiece.
That’s what it’s for.
You’re a gentlescholar and a man.
Actually I’m a locksmith, and I’m a locksmith.
Seriously? That’s great. Mrs. Gryce keeps her diary locked up. Any help with that?
I’ve had enough Dixon Balls right in my face when I went to Catholic school, thank you very much.
There are no words to describe this…seriously there aren’t any, I’d have to hit myself over the head with some rock hard Styrofoam to speak the appropriate gibberish.
They should do the Ghostbusters telepathty test on Rich Evans. ‘You’re no fluke, Rich!’
If they’re jokes, than why is the one kid scaring the other kid on the cover? Are they scary jokes?
Maybe the artist thought the book was about pranks?
Or maybe the artist thought it was a book of jokes for wacky kids? Kids with green faces and fangs or broken wrists and anti-gravity pigtails?
It’s like poetry.
So here’s the mystery of comedy. If I told those jokes my four-year-old cousin
it probably kicked me in the shin for wasting his time. Yet two adults one
telling the other bad jokes equals me laughing. Why!
That’s right, Jay!
The suit is not black.
Oooh, saving this one for beer o’clock.
Very smart to pace yourself. I’m off to the rehab, man and machine, but I’ll be back drafting you in a lap or two. Reply me any time, though.
Wait, do you need a ride to rehab? We’ve got an extra seat. You don’t even have to pedal unless you want to!
I’m still not sure how a bike that everyone peddles sideways manages to go frontways, but whatever. Please ask if they’ll swing by the Tuntmore, with an eye peeled for the guy who looks naked without his pimp suit.
Good idea, but things could get dicey driving with the eyes peeled. If you could shout out some audio clues when you see us careening blindly downhill, that’d be a help!
That was unexpected and great!
Why’s Rich always wearing that life preserver indoors? Is it really that cold in Milwaukee?
Dork thinks he’s gonna drown
Hoo boy, that was a whole lotta non-medy… I think one thing is very clear from this video: Rich Evans is, in fact, being held against his will by the RLM crew.
Let’s put together a rescue team!
This guy volunteers to lead the strike team:
He’s of no help. He’s not even holding the gun right.
He even forgot to take the safety off.
Why do I feel like he should be juggling?…
How do you kill a circus clown?
You go for the juggler.
He’s a great guy to ask for anything. He can’t say no.
Carrot Top isn’t as funny now that he’s a Juggalo rapper.
Now I’m picturing this mug next to the ladies from Pussy Riot.
Except nobody would spray paint Rich. He’s above that sort of abuse.
I’m picturing the porn parody “Free Pussy Riot!”…
i wonder if, between videos, they treat him like circus animals are treated. put in a cage too small for him and underfed (so he doesn’t have the energy to run) and tasered and such.
Or… they put a bomb in his brain.
Maybe they are withholding his brain medicine
No, they put a FORK in his brain.
That has to be the dumbest idea ever shoved into a Redlettermedia video for convenience.
in all seriousness, food intake and weight are not always related, some people will eat the smallest amount and gain 10 pounds, some people will eat like pigs and look like an underwear model. All bodies react differently to certain things.
Well, typically things that are underfed aren’t overweight. Ever see any fat African kids in those Christian aid videos [those potbellies don't count because those are parasites, not fat].
*”. . . fat African children in Cambodia . . .”
Cambodian breast milk, anyone?
You’re right, i guess i thought more of the fact that when you don’t eat you become skinny on most of your body but your belly can stay bloated and round (not just African kids but also people in 1st world countries suffering from anorexia and bulimia, not always but it happens, etc).
Oh, I’m only teasing.
That’s li’l Plinkett Jr. in the bottom corner there.
I know, i know <3
i'm just a little paranoid about those kinds of details.
Considering the hamburger’s diet, Rich looks grass fed to me.
If he wants to escape he should try spinning, that’s a good trick.
Now I want the next Best of the Worst needs to be anime related.
This made me horny.
Rich Evan’s pain does that to us all.
So blowjob was the correct answer, right? Could we get that on camera?
“Well, that’s getting cut.”
What’s Bobbitt’s idea of foreplay?
Having the stitches removed.
That makes me sad.
Well, to cheer yourself up, you should go play some golf.
Improve your Slice.
“Too soon” lol, love all his nonsentical comments
They seemed quite sentical to me.
I’m only talking about the “too soon” one in this video, but he’s said something similar, in other videos… something that’s funny because it’s unexpected.
I see what you mean, but the robust senticallity running through the entire video nearly redefines what it means to be senticalacious.
Nonsentical? Man, too soon…
I usually use a pencil! Ha…
That one actually got me a little. Definitely going to tell it to my friends while drinking in future…
I lead a sad life.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Juan.
The only thing wrong with this video is that it’s only 5minutes long.
I was at a zoo the other day and all it had was 1 dog in it. It was a shih tzu!
So much non-medy
These guys have taken “awkward” and turned it into performance art. A 5 minute video creating the dictionary definition of “awkward.” Well done.
I did that with Grandma while other family members were in attendance, but it was with a blonde jokes book. I was too young to understand that you don’t do sex jokes with your elders, but the horrified look on their faces made me giggle with glee. I’ve been a fan of inappropriate jokes ever since.
I had the same experience at eight, only substitute mum for grandma, cigarettes for jokes, 20 for 6-7, disappointment for horror, and shame for glee. Then add disgrace because I tried to lie about what I’d been doing. I’ve been unable to lie for gain ever since. …But I will half make some shit up.
At least it wasn’t blowjobs for crack or movie ticket money. Think how Jay’s parents must feel, then use that to prove to your mum that you’re a great kid.
That sounds like a very Sarah-Silverman-esque set.
You would’ve been better off with Mad Libs.
You would’ve been better off dead
I prefer better off Dredd.
I lost it at “Thank you, that will be all.”
Also, I have a book entitled “The World’s Best Jokes” from 1936 that I am tempted to send to you guys for another installment of this wonderful mess.
RLM’s Joke library would be better than the LIbrary of Congress. We must help them out. They should also get like a gag-gift library.
This would be perfect then! Just check out the Table of Contents…
Unfortunately, jokes under “Little Willies” and “Boners” aren’t quite what you would expect.
Oooh. Hobo jokes! Read me one!!!! Pleaaaase!
This one is a doozy, and by that I mean it is a horrible disappointment.
“That woman never turns away a hungry man”
“Ah, genuinely charitable!”
“Hardly that. She says, ‘Are you so hungry you want to saw some wood for a dinner?’ And the answer is, ‘No’.”
I beginning to wonder if the author of this book isn’t an ancestor of Jovial Bob Stine.
Does Bob Stine add unnecessary adverbs to every sentence he makes?
Little Willies….how do you construct a pun, or are those just drawings?
Negro Jokes: Have you ever noticed a white guy drives a horse and buggy like this, and a black guy drives a horse and buggy like this?
Close, but much more horribly racist.
Hey, why do black people love fried chicken?
Because it tastes great and everybody loves chicken.
Library or li-berry?
“Now there’s a li-berrian I’d actually want to fuck.”
Okay, this is fan service, obviously. The only question is who it’s for: either this site’s wordplay fetishists or whatever is the opposite of that.
Rich Evans looks like actor Harris Yulin.
Rich Evans has no mirth in his soul.
Jay would have read this to Rich, but he’s still having trouble with “Oh, The Places You’ll Go.”
This is the definition of non-medy.
Like trying to catch a unique rabbit.
Ahh, the joke that haunted my childhood.
Mike’s monotone voice is just comedy gold
Hay Mike. Please try a Jackie the Jokeman book next time. It’s a good way to feel ashamed for laughing.
- A waiter goes over to a table of Jewish women and says, “Is anything alright?”
Jews actually CAME UP with that joke, though, so I refuse to feel ashamed.
The first Jewish president is being sworn in and his mother is in the crowd, and she turns to the lady next to her while pointing at her son the new president and says “You see that man up there? His brother’s a doc-tah,” with pride.
An Irish guy and a Jew are walking down the street when they see a sexy woman. The Irish guy says, “Let’s screw her.” And the Jew says, “Screw her outta what?”
HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS SITE :O
I love you, Now I Get It
I Get That A Lot. *
* Jewish people not affiliated with NIGI Enterprises. No Jews were endorsed during the making of this post. …But, yeah, that site is quite charming.
Wow… so this happened.
MOTEL HELL?! Oh wait and Digimon I guess.
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE TWO?
WHY WOULD YOU HAVE ONE?
Soccer Dog is neither soccer nor a dog…
They don’t even need The Wheel of the Worst when got these gems
Bite your tongue.
“when got these gems”
Man Door Hand Hook Car Door
Can we please stick to a pattern and file this under “Rich Evans Watches…”.
Is that technically accurate though? Maybe “Rich Evans Suffers…” would be closer to the mark.
I have a bad joke to share that I just made up.
Why did the old lady wear condoms on her ears while having phone sex?
She didn’t want to get hearing AIDS!
You really phoned this one in.
I fuc*ing swear, I had that book when I was a kid… it should be lying around somewhere. XD
The cover looks familiar to me as well
When I censor the word ‘fucking’, I typically do it like this to piss people off:
Likewise, cover looks familiar.
I watched this whole thing, and all I could think of the entire time was what it would be like to sit on Rich or Mike’s lap.
I didn’t ask you to predict them.
Evans is such a fucking prima donna, storming off the set like that.
Thanks to him we didn’t even get to hear the rest of the jokes!
Maybe next time they’ll duct tape him to the chair.
They need to shove him back into his Gamestation pod, where there is no escape.
I call stunt double on this. The arms are too bony!
I imagine that this is the recapitulation of many a high-school lunch hour for Mike & Rich: Mike would corner Rich and read him some Star Wars comix or Star Trek fanzine to try to get him to react.
Sounds about right
‘Rich Reacts’ is far older than we anticipated.
“What did you get mom and dad for Christmas?”
You win, Rich. You win.
This is Ash Wednesday after all. Perhaps we can look forward to 40 days of RichEvans expiating our sins through the worst non-medic torture Mike & Jay can come up with.
This is like a surreal performance art piece. This could be the opening act for Waiting for Godot.
I love how no matter what, the next video is always The Care Bears Save Christmas.
It’s a dry rage…
You guys are professional time wasters. Good business is where you find it. Rich Evans is to Mike Stoklasa what Karl Pilkington is To Ricky Gervais. BTW, I agree the black-eye joke wasn’t too bad.
I’d love to see a conversation between Karl Pilkington and Rich Evans, but not as much as I’d love to see a laugh-off with Rich Evans and Ricky Gervais.
I am very happy that those two things are starting to be mentioned together. A little too happy.
When’s the next 101 Wacky Kid Jokes with Mike and Rich Evans?
As this video goes on Rich just seems to be more and more overjoyed!
This face from Rich says it all.
I had to stop playback I was laughing so hard. Mike is a genius and I don’t say that lightly.
It WAS too soon, by the way.
As an elephant with VIVID memory of my sexual abuse as a child, I was highly offended.
Genius or no, Mr. Stoklasa has crossed a line.
Did someone put your trunk into their orifice or something?
Golden showers and oral sex were involved.
So, as you can imagine… for an elephant, I sure do hate “PEE-NUTS.”
(Hello, my name is Jake, and I will be your guide down the Nonmedy Trail today.)
If I start now, I may still be young enough to carve out a comfortable life being a Stand Up Nonmedian.
Could you… could you not interrupt me?
Jessi was the Justice of the Peace.
She always dreamed of marrying Mike–just not in that way.
He’s got 99 problems, but a sandwich ain’t one.
Nice to see Rich Evans is raising donations for the Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary.
I don’t know how this is relevant, but I couldn’t think of anywhere else to share this.
I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere about Rich Evans retaining water… maybe even Mike.
I supplied the GIF. I was too much in a trance to make any jokes… I just sat where wondering why the hell someone would film this and why I’m watching it…
IT’S UP TO THE RLM FANS TO PROVIDE JOKES!
Well, my comment was more of a framework for a joke, really… shit, how does Jay Leno do this?
He gets countless others to write them for him.
I thought it was a train joke.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes ah-CHOO-CHOO!
Hey! You guys! How does a walrus sneeze?
It goes goo goo g’ah-CHOO-CHOO.
Sorry about that.
HA! A Bettles joke!
I’m sure it’s trying to sell something. What the fuck that is, I have no idea. I’ll pass the joke to someone else… I too can’t get my eyes of that GIF.
I think I got it now! They’re trying to sell the baby! Holds liquids? Goodbye, diapers!
I can’t shake the feeling that this is both child abuse and sexual assault.
Those ducks don’t look too happy, either.
She’s just sitting there eating her Cheerios® and this fucker pours juice all over both her AND her food. You can see disappointment and bewilderment on her face at it transfixes the circular juice pouring motion.
This is the life jacket Rich wishes he’d been wearing to repel Mike’s spoon-fed jokes. See? It’s relevant because “You didn’t blah-blah-blah…but your brain did.” …Nice find, Waco.
Aww. It’d be cute to see Rich in pink.
She keeps missing the cereal bowl. WHY DOES SHE KEEP MISSING THE CEREAL BOWL?!
Who dat? Who dere?
Oh, hi, Mark.
You think abowt evrithing.
Mark, I’m worried about you… do we need to up your dosage of brain medicine?
You’re too far gone…
No he’s not! We can rebuild him!
Yew thank aboot averything.
The Six Hundred Dollar Man.
I can do it for Five Fifty. The Five Fitty Cent Man.
I think your door is broken.
I just realized something…
If I reply to this for the rest of the night, I could eclipse your precious Canaan post record…
The wall of shame will be all mixed up… How will I know which way is up and which way is anti-up?
You will know up by the sound of one hand clapping a poem as lovely as a tree. Boobs.
As Mike would say, “That doesn’t make any god damn sense!”
Shit, I just realized Joyce Kilmer was fucking obsessed with tits.
Tru dat? Tru dere?
So that’s where you get your material from.
Jovial Bob Stine. Aka: Robert Lawrence Stine or R.L. Stine. Yes the man who wrote these terrible jokes also wrote Goosebumps, the children’s horror stories from the ’90s.
The original Goosebumps series of books ran from 1992 to 1997. 101 Wacky Kid Jokes was published in 1997. This was R. L. Stine’s follow up to Goosebumps. R. L. Stine ruined my childhood.
I have watched this four times already and each time I forget what awaits after that. So when the infamous tune starts to play, I slowly close my eyes in despair before quickly scrolling up from the comments to stop the madness.
It was extra painful this time.
Jokes aside; This was hilarious.
I actually owned that book as a kid. I loved it and thought it was amazing.
“Can you not interrupt me?”
Yes. Oh poot.
So I guess…You could say…R.L. Stein has been…Ghost writing, for RedLetterMedia this whole time.
Jovi L. Stein
Further evidence on how much Mike despises Rich.
So true! The envy is palpyable.
I think they went too far in a few places…
Thank you, that’ll be all.
I may or may not have reacted to this video by producing some near-Rich laughter and I may or may not have filmed it and I may or may not have uploaded it onto the YouTubes…
You are blessed with some great powers, friend.
With great power comes great power.
So where is it?
Somewhere around here:
Hahahaha. My favorite part was when you got all misty-eyed.
Hey catnep, I’ve got another video that I think you’ll enjoy, but it might make you misty-eyed.
PS – It’s about a cet.
I had screening! In fact I had to watch it twice I was so moved by the angsty premise and soundtrack. Clever and despite its simplicity, it has depth. Will we be seeing more of these, Taco?
Perhaps. I went to my friend’s place to edit it. He said it was stupid right up until the enlarged, slow motion tear drop and the spinning cet. Then he started laughing and helped me form ideas for the video, even suggesting the music we used for the video.
His parents may or may not have disowned him after viewing it.
Well, keep at it I say. If your friend can say something is stupid at first, but is open-minded enough to collaborate on ‘stupid’ to make it better, that’s about the greatest partnership you can hope for!
OK that’s pretty effing funny.
I love how you seem almost desperate to fight the already lost fight with the hilarity.
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
If I made a reaction video to your reaction video, my reaction would be almost a reflection to yours.
I think we all go “Oh no, it’s the fucking Care Boars” after every video.
Hearing someone else say it made my day.
You got the awkward RLM ending just right, congratulations!
I do the same thing at the end of sex.
Which is odd, though, because the 30 seconds of silence is roughly 3 times longer than the activity itself.
I’m crying on the inside.
Last time I cried on the inside, my lungs filled up with water and I became very ill.
THE was AMAZIN TACO. You should have your own CHANNEL – that I’m finding out about only now, why???
Funny story: the reason it’s ‘Amazin’ instead of ‘Amazing’ isn’t because the other name was taken, it’s because I somehow fucked up the spelling.
WHAT’S WHITE WITH YOUR TEEEETH???
Nice! Now we need a video of someone reacting to your reaction.
I’m surprised more people don’t think to do kids’ joke books as a quick, sleazy cash grab.
How many would cease your surprise? An Amazon search returns 4,472 results for books about “kid jokes”. And that’s just the ones in print.
I can’t help but notice that the Wheel of the Worst is missing from this video. What hath thy anger wrought?
Seems like the kind of book you would buy at the..toilet store.
well that was um…I’m lost for words
I think that Rich had the right punch line for all of these jokes… “Blowjob”.
That makes me think of a joke about an Englishman, an Irishman, and a prostitute.
I was about six and playing outside, when our landlady (Catholic) pulled me into their family’s tent trailer and told me to stop being so happy.
I spot two copies of The Digimon Movie. I approve.
The Director’s Cut of this video has Rich bleeding out of his eyes at the five minute mark.
If Rich didn’t get out of there when he did, he’d probably look something like this:
Ah… good old Event Horizon. Who knew that Paul W.S. Anderson could make good movies?
Allegedly over half of the movie was re-shot without him
I’ve seen no documentation to back that up, but it wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
RLM you frauds !
I pressed play for 101 jokes and that didn’t qualify… I want my money back.
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What the hell…there’s TWO copies of it on the shelf too!
I guess this is like a nonmedy seminar.
He’s not fat, he’s retaining water.
I bet he has Really Skinny legs. Just bad weight distribution.
Hey Rich, you jump ship? What’s with the life preserver?
Seriously, that vest is doing you no favors. Take it out back and burn it.
The orange brings out the flush in his cheeks.
Wearing tight, unbreathable garments is a valid weight loss method. Think of it as a man-corset.
So how about a “Rich reacts to the new Transformers trailer” video. I’m sure that you’ll make back the monies spent on its production.
Oh god, there’s another one? I hate Rich as much as his best friend does, but I would not subject him to that..
The real kicker would be “Rich reacts to a randomly selected episode of The Big Bang Theory”, but I’m pretty sure such acts are prohibited by the constitution.
Can we get Rich a “No Fat Chicks” tee shirt? Just because?
Care Boars proves that RLM are mean drunks.
A 4-Star review on Amazon:
“I got this book when I was in the third grade. I thought it was the
funniest thing on the face of the planet. I read this book so many
times. I think the authors are so creative in writing these jokes. I
also think almost all these jokes are funny. This book never, ever gets
old. This must be the best joke book ever. I would defitinely
recommend this book to anyone who likes comedy. A book defitinely worth
A 1-Star review on Amazon:
“I’m a teacher in Bucks County, PA. This book was sent to my classroom
as part of a set. Unfortunately I had to remove it from my classroom. I
teach a high school class of autistic students. Their sense of humor
is not very keen. They’ve read the book and since then their sense of
humor has regressed severely. Please do not let a loved one read this
book. Just say NO”
101 Wacky Kid Jokes caused autistic children to regress “severely”.
So it is a joke book for wacky kids.
As long as they’re wearing their underwear or Wapner isn’t on.
You know… I think I like Mike best when he’s being a terrible asshole. That’s incredibly funny to me and I don’t know why…
It is it?
He does a pretty good nerd too–like when he was Spock for Richevans’s Halloween birthday party.
But Percy, he only beamed in ’cause of Star Trek.
Cut him some slack – he was forced to eat a giant cheeseburger smothered in butter for our entertainment a few months back.
He deliberately fucked up that take 9 times
He also lives in frigging cold Wisconsin! He needs some meat on his bones.
Rich doesn’t conform to your ideas of beauty. He’s an independent man!
There is more comedic value in these 5 and a half minutes of Mike and Rich just interacting than the entirety of Adam Sandler’s career.
Take that back. Thanks to Adam Sandler “I wanna get chocolate wasted” has been added into our lexicon.
A thousand pardons my lord. I shall cut my tongue and swallow molten lead as punishment! Oh wait I don’t have molten lead, I guess watching the Zohan counts as torture right?
You don’t mess with the Zohan!
No you do not!
If you tickle the Sharkano, there’s some molten lead in there.
Just under the left pectoral fin; it’s his favorite spot!
Whatever good Adam Sandler may or may not have given the world has been expertly and finally bulldozed by the trailer for his new movie, Blended. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BtGeSaGodY
my soul cries out for the sweet release of death.
Oh sweet god no.
I tried watching that and only got 30 seconds in.
I like how his movie wives get younger with each new release.
Yikes. This is Drew Barrymore’s fourth Sandler film! What a waste.
You couldn’t have possibly imagined that, even without all the man in drag jokes, that Blended could actually be worse than Jack and Jill…
…that it could be the worst thing since bagpipes…
Am I missing some running gag why they always call Rich by his full name? Why not just Rich? Why always Rich Evans?
His greatness cannot be contained in one syllable.
Ha….fair enough :’)
That was so funny I queefed.
Too little, IMO.
I don’t know if anyone mentioned this already but Jovial Bob Stine is apparently R. L Stine, author of the Goosebumps series. I’m not sure how to feel about that.
It’s been mentioned and you’re supposed to feel colicy about it.
I just the sent the boys a little somethin’ I’m calling the “Nukie Party Pack.” Ask and ye shall receive:
What…. what is Nukie?
Brain and brain. What is brain?
What part of “A magical space adventure” was unclear or potentially misleading to the point of a class action lawsuit?
Now they have five?! oh lord..
More. I may have gone too far in a few places.
You used my favorite saying!
Also, BoTW coming soon… They’ve really stepped up their production recently, haven’t they?
Thanks for the heads up! Their “Coming Soon” announcements run 1-3 days ahead, so it could be any minute now!
And it better not feature fucking Nukie ’cause I just mailed them a related package.
Let the refreshing begin.
“You used my favorite saying!”
Nukie Party Pack™?
Hah! I’d gladly have that as my favorite saying but I’m afraid it’s not very versatile. Unless someone proves otherwise??
I was referring to “ask and ye shall receive”. I use it frequently.
It’s the Rich Evans Guide To Non-medy!
Is this the new Plinkett review? If so, absolutely brilliant!
Well, those jokes aren’t as good as George Takei puns.
a perfect example of reaction to “non-medy”
Well done. This is pretty funny clip. “Please don’t interrupt me.”
“Too soon” -Mike March 4, 2014
I don’t experience any of the problems you describe, aside from the ad, of course. I won’t venture a guess at what is causing the issue on your end, but I don’t think it is as simple as blaming Blip.
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